August 2024

narikill:

lamb’s freckles disappeared from shock /j

rubyfunkey:


something about each other’s scars ❓

narikill:

freshy picked morsel…..

narikill:

freshy picked morsel…..

narikill:

freshy picked morsel…..

roxylalonde:

all-hail-the-kazoo:

clairityintimesofcrisis:

amwult:

thegaymertrainer:

Self care is watching this with sound

OMG IT DOES SOUND LIKE THESE FUCKERS

that’s ‘cause they’re cat sounds!

narikill:

the annoying youngest sibling

transmutationisms:

Hi gang please don’t forget about Hazem @hazempalestine and his family 🙏

Hazem is a lifelong friend of @bilal-salah0, and now someone I’m lucky enough to call a friend of my own. He’s living in Belgium and studying dentistry (sometimes, both of us are messaging each other when we can’t focus on our studying 🤧) and he hasn’t been able to see his family since 2018.

Donations have been trickling in slowly. Hazem needs to raise enough to evacuate 5 adults (his parents and 3 adult brothers) and 2 children (his younger brother and sister), all currently displaced in Jabalia Camp. Because the Rafah crossing might open soon, and might not stay open for long, he needs to raise the money as soon as possible so that he won’t miss a limited evacuation window. In the meantime, conditions in north Gaza are deteriorating, and it’s painful for Hazem having to watch his family suffer from abroad.

So far he’s raised enough to evacuate his younger brother. His next goal is an additional €5,000 by the end of this weekend to cover his little sister—can we give this campaign a serious push for her sake?

verified by @/el-shab-hussein

€6,751 / €10,000

walmart-the-official:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

walmart-the-official:

You say I’m wavering, but I’ve never been more sure

I’m wavering and wiggling and wobbling

wobbling like laminated paper

mahmoud91hilles:

Hello dear

I appeal to all the free people of the world who sympathize with the oppressed everywhere..

We in the Gaza Strip write this letter to you while we are in the most difficult moments of suffering, pain and misery.. The war has destroyed the Gaza Strip and displaced families and killed children, women and the elderly.. Those who remained alive suffer from hunger, thirst and lack of medicines and hospitals..

My family in the Gaza Strip consists of 30 children and women.. The war has deprived the children in my family of safety, going to school and playing like any other child.. Rather, they have become subject to daily suffering to secure food and search for water and medicine..

My family was displaced from the northern Gaza Strip and moved to the southern Gaza Strip and now lives in tents made of cloth and plastic in very difficult and complex tragic conditions.. They do not even find a mattress to sleep on, nor cooking gas, nor any of the necessities of life..

Your help and donations to us are a rescue and an effective contribution to alleviating these harsh conditions..

I am also trying to collect money in order to try to get the family out of the Gaza Strip and escape To Egypt when Rafah crossing opens..

Please help us by donating any amount and contribute to saving us from the hell in the Gaza Strip or help us reach the campaign and spread it widely by reblogging and sharing it with your friends

Thank you for your sympathy

This campaign is completely legitimate and aims to save my family


cultofdarkwood:

leshyyy (+ yellow cat)

the-fr-north-carolina-totally:

missouri-real:

anotherhumanperson:

metroid-prime-2-echoes:

lubricates:

anti-sjw-groudon:

end-cisphobia-kyogre:

anti-sjw-kingler:

anti-bigotry-jirachi:

lostinadarkworld:

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

Why all these pokemon racist

This post is like a cemetery

Let us all hold a moment of silence for those accounts which are now lost to time.

may they rest in stupidity

whichcouldmeannothing:

mcworm:

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

shipping

the-spiciest-of-times:

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilauded kicked in and well

i was not born in 1998

maryland-officially:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-officially:

yahooo-official:

maryland-officially:

malinastharlock:

british-catgirl:

averruncusho:

the-little-birb-prince:

kars-did-nothing-wrong:

softecat:

gamerphobic:

cynn-cynn:

jojomangaedits:

pastelburrito:

barawerewolff:

braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

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It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!

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Am I having a fucking stroke

yes

THROW IT INTO THE FOREST FOR THE FUNGI TO DESTROY AND THE MOSS TO ENJOY

NO

YES

i like pineapple on pizza

FUCK YOU THEN

obscenicon-deactivated20231123:

word-for-today:

max1461:

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

tags reading "i agree but i fear freaks would use this to justify their gross actions"ALT

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

accidental-will-wood-reference:

onetimemacareblogs:

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arkos-lightma:

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rat-detector:

juniperberryjuice:

sl33pdepr1ved:

mush-beep-deactivated20250104:

sl33pdepr1ved:

violetenjoyer:

mush-beep-deactivated20250104:

i wanted to show you this rat.

look:


…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ 🧀


they eat

they eat the cheese



🧀

🧀

🧀

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woab. i can’t-

i can’t-










THAT

is

fookin adorable man.

@sl33pdepr1ved your fella on discord!!

…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

to continue.



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@rat-detector

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is there cheese in the great beyond?

rinds of parmesan

@accidental-will-wood-reference

wine to water, night from dawn

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bathrobe-wizard:

throwitonthepile:

northerlygale-deactivated202307:

Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the “Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health” by the chief of the USDA’s conservation department.

There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.

landsccape:

the-m-is-for-minor:

the-real-virginia:

the-m-is-for-minor:

the-real-virginia:

the-m-is-for-minor:

the-real-virginia:

the-m-is-for-minor:

I have angered the British yet again! :D

as you should :]

heheh :3

@real-british-empire

hehehehehehehw there’s more of us……

also those cookie things are clearly crackers

true

oreo crackers

YES

oreo crackers

oreo crackers

calboyvanto:

Full of soup.

stepfordgoth:

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

lilislegacy:

leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?

percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?

leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?

percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.

leo: so like bluetooth

percy: huh?

leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean

annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.

leo: so… like icloud

annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-

percy: yes

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

mayday396:

medic981:

the-awkward-belle:

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

Un-find it!!!!

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

the-real-gmail:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,714 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth 💖

We’ve come so far

herpsandbirds:

BIRD IN A SUPERMARKET!!!

Virginia Rail (Rallus limicola), family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, found across much of North and Central America

original photograph source: unknown

hollowboobtheory:

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you’re running a business. i’m not unreasonable.

hollowboobtheory:

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you’re running a business. i’m not unreasonable.

several-breathing-eyes:

I saw somebody say that watching the Percy Jackson show made them realize that in the first books Percy doesn’t even say half the stuff he thinks and he’s just a quiet kid silently judging everyone, like they’re so right.

Think about it from Grover’s perspective. You know Percy as a quiet boy who certainly has his judgy thoughts but (aside from telling them to you) keeps them to himself. He’s just trying to make it through school, for his mom.

Then his mom dies. And he loses the ability to give absolutely any fucks. He starts saying all this shit he never said out loud and to people who could do infinitely worse things to him than anything Nancy Bobifit ever even tried. And it only gets worse as he gets older.

Like bro went from quiet kid in the back of the class to fist fighting a god in the span of like a week. Then he openly told the gods to pay their child support. Grover was having heart attacks every other minute.

skittlebits:

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

veraxplus:

amateuropinions:

volcel-official:

tilthat:

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

False

Luke 2:52

He’s larger than a baby

By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.

It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple

g0blinwitch:

skittypilled:

depsidase:

cherryseltzer:

aether-eyes:

As someone who works in the Pharmaceutical industry, this is 100% correct.

A very common mis-conception about birth control is that it’s only used to prevent pregnancy.

This could not be more incorrect.

On top of the reasons listed above, birth control can also help regulate hormones to stabilize mood, help clear up your acne, and obviously, help our transgender friends with their hormone treatments.

Birth control is not just to prevent pregnancy!

Birth control is health care!

preventing pregnancy is also health care, you dinguses

pearlfacts:

pearlfacts:

pearlfacts:

people who know little to nothing about ace attorney you should just be aware that despite miles edgeworth’s weird stuck up aura his special interest is canonically a children’s samurai show

????

other occasions where he is a fangirl off the top of my head:

- in the third case of the first game the actor who plays the main character is accused of murder and after the trial edgeworth tells him he admires his work

- has a statue of said main character in his office (yes at work) and claims it was a gift he is only keeping for the sake of being polite

- however if you interact with it in the first case of ace attorney investigations he infodumps about how despite its main demographic being children it also appeals to adults because–

- hid a steel samurai book inside his law book during a flight

- his ringtone is the show’s theme song

- in ace attorney 6 he discovers that another country has a show which is essentially a rip off of the steel samurai and he goes on a passionate rant about how awful it is and how his samurai show is obviously better

- various pieces of official art where he is wearing merchandise or getting an autograph from the aforementioned actor or… staring longingly at his favourite character??

like it’s so funny because on the surface he’s this righteous guy who values his career over all else and only really cares about bringing criminals to justice. he’s emotionally repressed and uses big complicated words and doesn’t go anywhere not wearing a jabot as if he lives in the baroque period. and all of that is true to some extent but then you play the games and it’s like oh! he’s gay and has twelve mental illnesses and watches children’s shows. got it

orangekingfisher:

orangekingfisher:

“i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good” well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

tumblr's "post without tags?" pop-upALT

i dont wanna get killed

robotsharks:

mekhismind:

Kissing Doesn’t Kill“ (Black and white postcard) from 1980’s ACT UP campaign for HIV/AIDS awareness.

This is the banner that was put up on buses to create awareness! a lot of companies cropped out the bottom so I thought it would be cool to share the full version

salamandarsoup:

arcticarthropod:

bone-free-as-the-wind:

Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don’t know.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

coughloop:

coughloop:

just got back from the grocery store and realized i forgot to kill everyone

of everyone?

rain-droplet:

empanadazul:

leblabbiy:

rain-droplet:

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside, pausing from whatever they were doing to look at a yellow butterfly fluttering past. A poem is narrated above them.
narration: living things cannot own things that are eternal.

The foxes turn to follow the butterfly, curious to see where it's going.
narration: the calcium in my bones isn't mine, it's just my turn to have it.

The foxes stop to observe as the butterfly lands on a little pink flower.
narration: though love is forever, and we are not

The foxes kiss, as the butterfly rests on the flower between them.
narration: we still get to have it for life.ALT

nah my bones are mine because they’re going in a box with my name on it when I die

my bones are mine because i have bound my soul to them using a forbidden dark ritual. my bones will be more temporary than I, for even after some accursed paladin smites these bones down i will rise again from a tomb well-hidden, and grow new bones.

Yeah well, l doodled on my bones with a pink permanent marker, but they are not mine. So in a couple of centuries a cow is going to be born with horns with spots of pink permanent marker and she won’t be able to get rid of it

a devious scheme indeed

aleatoryw:

jb-blunk:

sometimes you find a reusable tupperwear in the back of your fridge that. well. you could wash but. goodbye. Remember the real problem is Taylor swift .

sorry to hijack your joke op but if the container is plastic and the food has more than a few little spots - ie, you forgot this container a month ago rather than a few days - you should throw it away anyway as the mold in question could still linger in the tiny scratches and dents in your container. your health is more important than reusing one tupperware. if you find yourself consistently forgetting (hello my beautiful angels with adhd), consider investing in some glass storage containers! they have a non-porous and smooth surface that makes them much easier and safer to clean. I got a bunch of pyrex for Christmas a few years ago and it’s very nice to not have to worry about mold, smells, stains, etc.

amarga-2:

wingsfromwhere:

God really went off when he made the woman mark 2 and named it a twink

derinthescarletpescatarian:

riverfortune:

autiebiographical:

Please don’t use the Patreon app on any iPhone. Apple is charging Patreon users an additional 30% fee.

Patreon is the main source of income for many creators and not everyone can afford an extra 30% on top of what they’re already paying.

This is 100% corporate greed and it hurts all of us. If you can avoid using the iPhone Patreon please do so.

Hank Green made a video about this kind of thing! But yes, the TL;DW is subscribe to stuff using a browser if at all possible! Otherwise either you or the creator/company you’re subscribing to is getting screwed over.


hey what the fuck

necrowyrm:

drtanner:

official-kircheis:

Mad Max: Canada

Fascinating to watch. Very, very bad to hear.

The sound is very loud metal on metal screeching and clattering, deeply unpleasant, dont bother hearing it

idontmindifuforgetme:

Guys the situation in Khan Younis is so scary that I don’t even know how to put it into words anymore. All it takes is looking up the city and seeing headlines like “over 100 of bodies ripped to pieces in Khan Younis!” “An Israeli airstrike decimates a house in Khan Younis belonging to x family!” “Even in the midst of ceasefire talks, Israeli forces continue pushing into Khan Younis” for all-consuming anxiety to seize me for all the families that have yet to evacuate. It’s getting so so bad there & yet so many people are still unable to evacuate.

isthisyourname:

What is your name?

Alejandro

Fernando

Roberto

My name does not appear in the 2009 hit Alejandro by Lady Gaga

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