Massive shoutout to the genre of Grian fanart that just makes him a whole ass bird. Not an avian or a guy with bird legs or anything, just straight up a bird with big beady eyes that are Full Of Intent. Only one load of bread tall but that won’t stop him
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question “what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?” with “remove from the room immediately” only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that’s when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.
all jokes aside i do think it should translate to land. while no one should walk around with a fear of closed windows or carry around a gas-detector as most places are properly ventilated, and these issues are fairly uncommon, i think the following is still sound advice outside of cargo holds.
if you are in an enclosed space without air circulation (e.g. a basement), especially one that bears a risk of oxygen depletion (storage of fruits and vegetables, wood, or large amounts of rusting steel, all things that turn oxygen into carbon dioxide), and you start feeling light-headed, LEAVE before you sit down. GO OUTSIDE.
at best you can regain your bearing and air out the room before continuing, avoiding unconsciousness, brain damage or worse, and at worst you left a room for no reason. this has been a nautical best practice PSA
This is why you don’t crawl down random caves, abandoned mines, or big drain pipes or whatever in the spirit of adventure. I’ve seen maintenance crews in storm drains (Which should already be somewhat ventilated) use a special air pump that circulates fresh air down to where they are working.
My mom worked with EMT up in the mountains, and one year they did a training exercise. The EMS people pulled up to the “emergency” area and saw an overturned tractor trailer and several “bodies.” The EMTs walked over all confident in their ability to pass the tests and move on when the instructors would come over and tell them “hi! Y'all are now dead. Please join the bodies on the ground.”
She said only the third ambulance or so to arrive stopped and counted bodies and ambulances already on the scene and looked at the truck. It had all “POISON” hazard signs. Every team that walked too close “died” of chemical asphyxiation. I think they all learned something that day.
I’m cat sitting for my aunt and this cat wants so badly to sleep in the very center of my bed. I wish I could explain to her that she cat do that because I’m a rough sleeper and I don’t wanna hurt her on accident and I’ve let her sleep on my lap like all day so that’s why I’m shutting the door on her
But instead she’s like oh you move me out of your room, human? You deny me your large wall of warmth? Prison for thee.
She has a mini cat stuffed animal she cuddles with when she sleeps alone though so the cuteness of that hasn’t made a good argument in her favor here like I come out in the morning and see her curled up with a tiny toy version of herself basically like I’m not gonna deny myself that. I’m only gonna be here for so long I need to savor that image while I have it
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked
and decided to look up pictures of this allegedly creepy water park
it’s a fucking water park. these pictures could be in any country in the world. fuck are you talking about, the washington post?
behold, the strange and mysterious water park of tulsa. the oklahoman government forces their citizens to smile for photos as they slide down the slides, and only the wealthy elites who have ties to governor kevin stitt’s family are allowed access. poor families are only allowed to swim in the local river, which is routinely poisoned to keep them weak and unable to fight back.
and decided to look up pictures of this allegedly creepy water park
it’s a fucking water park. these pictures could be in any country in the world. fuck are you talking about, the washington post?
behold, the strange and mysterious water park of tulsa. the oklahoman government forces their citizens to smile for photos as they slide down the slides, and only the wealthy elites who have ties to governor kevin stitt’s family are allowed access. poor families are only allowed to swim in the local river, which is routinely poisoned to keep them weak and unable to fight back.
How can I go on, knowing that the best post to ever Tumblr has already been made. I will never be the op to “girlnola bar”. I will never be her. I have lost a game I never knew I was playing. A tragedy for me is a pun for all.
How can I go on, knowing that the best post to ever Tumblr has already been made. I will never be the op to “girlnola bar”. I will never be her. I have lost a game I never knew I was playing. A tragedy for me is a pun for all.
A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.
There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.
love having absolutely nothing to contribute with like my beautiful sexy mutuals write the most intelligent insightful posts and im in the tags like #yeah
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
@asheslab this really reminds me of ash for some reason, I think it’s how enthusiastic the person is getting while delivering the lines
I’ll bite
Hi, you haven’t heard of me, but I might have heard of you! I’m a witch living in the center of the frostbark. The cabin that I’m in is occupying the same space in a similar forest on wizard island. though my housemate @candlegal still doesn’t know.
I specialize in reality bending magics and brews. Erste is still not letting me use fire magic. says I can’t be trusted with an open flame. She’s the one to talk, the open flame.
Oh right fuck my name is Ash. How do I forget that? I go by Ash, Ashe, Ashley, Leyley and so forth. It’s not my true name, I’m not letting go that easily.
You’ll usually see me with a slanted skirt and my belt of vials in case I get myself into a sticky situation (Or if I want to get into one). and for weapons I have a small dagger that I can insert vials into so I can add that effect to my swings as well as a small leather glove with a casting stone in the back so I can bend solid bricks of obsidian with.
Also the patron goddess of garlic, you can’t tell me otherwise.
