August 2024

lovethyvidya:

what the hell

escuerzoresucitado:

byjove:

byjove:

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

you know what I do when someone’s identity makes no sense to me? I go “not my business.” and find something else to care about

swordlesbianopinions:

meridiangrimm:

swordlesbianopinions:

jakeglez:

swordlesbianopinions:

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Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

image

I went looking for this post specifically and only just realized that the op was the same person

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

queeranarchism:

soon-palestine:

The article itself is fascinating, it’s such a long detailed list of statistics and facts about genocide, interlaced with a comical amount of attempts to insert the word ‘alleged’ by zionists.

kitkatpancakestack:

Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like “man I love hgtysbks” and “you gotta go watch abcdefgh” like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!

dyernoga:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

sapphling:

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

37q:

despazito:

been getting really into walrus videos and i had to clip this one

autism-georg:

kira-serialfaggot:

brucefromfamilyguy:

Shapeshifted druid

@nick-nonya this is Cassian when a lil girl put him in a tank as a pet.

skeletor-reads-this-post:

lily-avara:

Sometimes you just gotta roam around the house at an ungodly hour in your Evil Cloak, as a treat

This post has been read by Skeletor, as a treat

Skeletor reads this post

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

daloy-politsey:

You cannot make yourself small enough, inoffensive enough, pure enough, to make a biggot happy

They will not accept a watered down suitable for a daytime Disney show version of you, they won’t accept a flamboyant thriving version of you.

It feels like maybe the problem is not you.

walmart-the-official:

What a nice male-female friendship in a piece of media— hey wait. Why are you kissing. Stop. Stop wait.

wizardshark:

yokowan:

<- squeeze it

FUCK I’M SORRY

wizardshark:

yokowan:

<- squeeze it

FUCK I’M SORRY

soukeyesss:

STAR GAZING

I think that, even if his parents couldn’t see the stars, they went star gazing just to see their boy happy

tgirl-thucydides:

thedisablednaturalist:

Kinda fucked up that we all coo and sympathize with “former gifted kids” but never talk about the students who had to stay late after school or over the summer for remedial classes/clubs, who struggled to get above a C, who were given up on or punished. Who tried so hard to understand or just couldn’t. Who were grouped with the “stupid kids” (a classmate called us that in remedial math btw)

Autistic kids and adhders who can’t relate to their gifted peers and are constantly alienated by them. Kids who struggled in school due to dealing with a chronic or mental illness or physical/learning/developmental disability. Those of us who have had to drop out of highschool or college. Kids who worked so hard and wanted to be seen as smart, but never were. Who watched as their peers seem to fly by them in school, while they were left behind. Who were bullied and put down by those in the gifted and honors classes. Whose confidence was absolutely destroyed by education.

I love you all and I’m so sorry the school system failed you. I’m sorry you weren’t properly accommodated and given the education you deserved. I’m sorry people put you down for something that they never had to fight for.

bayesic-bitch:

topoillogical:

enbymaths:

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

He’s right tho

that alone would constitute only a Z module and cows by their nature aren’t rational so there’s no way to construct a vector space out of them

Z-module cows can have little a vector space. As a treat

yeah you need to associate the cows with a field for them to be a vector space. luckily this is easy, as cows are already associated with fields. just look at em. they’re always out in fields.

samimarkart:

he’s here!! amazing creature (and car) in my shop now :)

azmemedaddy:

gobodegoblin:

hoofpeet:

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you’re trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

cookietastic:

cookietastic:

cookietastic:

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

This one

Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too

blue-eyes-white-cheddar:

angelofdykeness:

tentacion3099:

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

mothcub:

A drawing of a Pikachu flying through the air under a bright blue sky. Text reads: "I'm on my way".ALT
A photo of a Pikachu plush flying through the air.ALT

He’s coming. Original Pikachu photo via punanoki025 on Instagram 📸

viralfrog:

transdumpsterfire:

my-chemical-ratz:

transdumpsterfire:

jizzing is not what it used to be…

this post was about hrt but im still a true jizzer so hell yeah

thepromiscuousfinger:

shamebats:

Link to original

sensiblereblogifposts:

theroguescientist:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you’d been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

“Did you like our text post about the flock of gay seagulls?” one of them shouts, “We thought it was going to do numbers.”

*sigh*

Well, at least you’re not AI generated

Reblog if you are not AI generated

palant1r:

“hows the job search going”

depsidase:

the-lumpfish-king:

browningtons:

Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

Average BTD player

residentofthedisc:

wall-noise:

thebibliosphere:

fangirlberry:

earlploddington:

defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

image

i tried

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

@thebibliosphere

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

“may I offer you a fish in these trying times”

That is very beautiful, but perhaps in (rusty) Shetlandic? 

“Yon denner is ready, I’ll tak up ye.” 

bingle-official:

depsidase:

GET FUCKED LMAOOOOOOOOO

jackpotpie:

What if water didn’t have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

walmart-the-official:

What a nice male-female friendship in a piece of media— hey wait. Why are you kissing. Stop. Stop wait.

how many followers do you actually have i don’t believe you’re really that popular

firefox-official:

according to right now ninety six thousand and seventy three. But it is ever changing like the tides

depsidase:

pupintransit:


queer solidarity

pansyfemme:

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

robin-writes-and-such:

Haven’t read the Book of Bill but this is what I think the general premise is based off of all the Tumblr posts about it

paper-mario-wiki:

boredman-da:

tf2playernames:

2

Lisa Simpson giving a mildly upset look at a display case showing "The Two from Team Fortress 2", with the very same floating 2 from the video above inside it.ALT

when you’re killed, the freezecam of the player who killed you, naturally, does not freeze the entire game for everyone. it instead overlays it as a graphic over your HUD, with its z-position (basically which layer of the HUD it’s on) pretty far forward since it’s supposed to take visual priority for the few seconds you’re seeing it.

in this particular map, the game mode is based around killing other players and collecting irradiated austrlium they drop, which you have to keep on yourself without dying until a set time where somewhere on the map opens up, and you can turn them in to get points for your team. during the time you have the australium, you receive a few benefits like being healed passively and being able to heal nearby teammates passively. however, this comes with the added downside of being outlined on everyones screen through walls, including a number count of how many bars of australium you have on you, making yourself a target.

the number which indicates your australium count has a higher zpos than the frozen death cam, i imagine because they set it super high to be sure players with australium on them were always visible no matter what. what you’re seeing is the scout that killed the person recording, moving in the same path you see them moving in when the screen freezes, picking up the item that was dropped by the medic in front of him after he was killed, and continuing to run through the hall, down some stairs, and through another hallway one floor down for a moment before the cam cuts. the 2 is always over top of his head, but since he’s frozen in the death cam, the 2 just looks like it’s buzzing around.

geooooooorge:

all sports: this barely alive man in his old age of 34 is still very good and is aiming for the next olympics

shooting: this 57 year old youngster is just starting his career

skateboarding: look at this 19 year old ancient veteran fuck, shes been here for 12 years, got 3 olympic medals and is retiring next year

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

i don’t know what i was going for with this post

it was a prophecy and a warning.

makuyi13:

I’m sorry fellas but like. I feel like most trans people have the problem where they want to go by a name that’s different from their legal/birth name, but people won’t call them by their preferred name (or, at least, that’s what I hear anyways). I get that. But my parents decided on a doofus nickname to call me from birth, one that’s different from my legal/birthname, and now my “preferred name” is one that not only doesn’t match my gender, but completely just doesn’t match my personality. I love my legal name (it feels more connected to my culture and my family, plus it’s gender-neutral) but absolutely nobody has ever called me by my legal name. Ever. Every time I want to put my name as my legal name on a form or something, my parents say “But it’s easier the other way.” They get mad, too, because they love the nickname that they picked, and I can tell a whole lot of things went into it. Like what do I do

tpwrtrmnky:

data

[ID: Four panel comic with people represented by crudely drawn stick figures

Panel 1: A red person and a blue person are talking.

Red: “In my experience red people are more oppressed than blue people”

Blue: “No it’s actually blue people who are more oppressed than red people”

Red: “No, you’re wrong, it’s red people”

Blue: “No, it really is blue people”

Panel 2: A dark red person enters from the side, while the red person turns to face them.

Dark red: “Hey uh. I have some studies you might want to read.”

Red: “Nah.”

Blue: “Nope.”

Dark red: “I’m just saying it might be useful to both of you to ground this argument in actual data on the issue. Since there are actual answers.”

Panel 3: Continue as above

Blue: “Oh so you’re going to deny that blue people are more oppressed too, huh?”

Dark red: “No, I’m deferring to the actual data we have rather than generalizing based on my own lived experience! You two should also do that!”

Red: “If we read ‘the data’ it’s going to claim that green people are more oppressed than both of us.”

Dark red: “Because that’s a reasonable conclusion to draw from the data!”

Panel 4: Zoom in on dark red

From offscreen: “Well I know a trio of green people who own an apartment, so clearly they’re not doing that badly”

Dark red: “Do you know what 'anecdotal evidence’ is?”

From offscreen: “Now that you bring up green people I actually find all this talk about 'more oppressed’ really pointless. We’re all oppressed!”

Dark red: “I am begging you to develop theoretical foundations. Please.”

End ID.]

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communist-usa-real2:

houston-official-lying-deactiva:

buffalony-official:

houston-official-lying-deactiva:

buffalony-official:

hey guys

guess what just happened

I’m guessing that the earth exploded

no, worse

oh my goodness. I’m so sorry

i’m so sorry