August 2024

vimbry-moved:

the idea of music growing on you is so weird. what’s going on in your brain that makes it go “mmmmm :/” for the first 6 listens and then “ok!! ❤️” on the 7th

determinate-negation:

determinate-negation:

a lot of self professed socialists and left wing people have absolutely no consciousness on imperialism and when it comes down to it could easily be convinced of being fascists

seriously when the reaction to people making very realistic observations on how the structure of the global economy is unsustainable, especially for the first world, is “great way to make people support socialism by telling them their lives are gonna be worse under it”…

if you define quality of life and freedom in terms of access to cheap commodities and convenience at the cost of others, you might not be a socialist!!

shitposts-described:

terminaxshowtime:

gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20:

This is the best thread Alex Hirsch ever made! XDXD

[ID: A thread from Alex Hirsch where he highlights certain words in google search results that are homophones for Gravity Falls characters.

  1. A blurb about Lana Del Rey wherein “disgruntled stans” is encircled with a red arrow pointing at Grunkle Stan.
  2. A recipe for curing hams with “tumbled hams” is encircled, also Grunkle Stan.
  3. A cartoon fight club video with “gumball / sans” circled, also Grunkle Stan.

The last tweet is captioned “Okay last one I swear” and is a lego Pokemon tutorial on how to “build Scyther” with Bill Cipher. /end ID]

geekysteven:

It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid

snipdoodle:

robogrind:

Silly cat


artfight revenge forr @snipdoodle !!

THE SILLY!!!

pointless-achievements:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

aimasup:

cookiethebirddoll:

they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don’t make you feel warm (bad)

accidental-memory:

mias-back-from-the-dead:

teaboot:

justatallstick:

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

His is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it’s real

#Bobby Hill becomes a juggalo episode

Ortus the Ninth

calm-before-the:

fodsley:

calm-before-the:

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this is so fuckign stressful

pgnotparentalguidance:

I think all aspec, arospec, and agender people should get free AAA insurance and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries because

knuckleblaster:

Quote tweet from Wren @SatanicWren: "Transphobes: “When archeologists find your skull in 1000 years they will say its a man”
Archeologists finding your skull in 1000 years: “Oh hey this one opens the blue door”
The quoted tweet is a post from ULTRAKILL @ULTRAKILLGame: "Not even the skulls are safe from a facelift. They now also have symbols to more easily differentiate between them for people with certain kinds of color blindness." The included photo is of two skull models from ULTRAKILL with symbols on their foreheads, the blue model has the symbol for Mercury, and the red model has the alchemy sign for Sulfur.ALT

definitely-waste-management:

the-official-goose-god:

definitely-waste-management:

the-official-goose-god:

i wonder what lighting tastes like

I wanna eat it

i bet its spicy

It looks crunchy

gayestcowboy:

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

gayestcowboy:

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

catchymemes:

gayestcowboy:

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

3000s:

whenever i see that post i feel like i imagined the version where the bot added onto the post to say “weatles”

ineffablepretzel:

next-gazelle:

Adolin has exactly one solution to people not liking and trusting him, and it’s to volunteer to go to jail

“How to gain someone’s trust and get them to like you” by Adolin Kholin

kaijuno:

is-the-post-reliable:

hiveswap:

grubl0af:

huggingstuffiesandcrying:

screamingnoodl:

Remember kids, Nazis don’t deserve their kneecaps.


Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

i didnt see anyone saying any of this is wrong in the notes so im gonna reblog-

additional helpful resource:

this is the anti-defamation league’s hate symbol database. it’s massive and includes details about what symbols mean and where you might see them.

i’m a tattoo artist and use this all the time when i see a symbol i don’t recognize—better safe than sorry. it’s saved me from working with white supremacists a few times.

I’m glad to see the arrow cross (last one( there! It originates from Hungary and was used by the nazi party here, but it was banned after WWII. It barely shows up in guides/warnings like this and idk if they still use it but better safe than sorry.

requested by anonymous:

RATING: MOSTY RELIABLE

After searching, ‘92’ does not appear to be a hate symbol. The only reference I can find to it is a reddit post, in reference to the same image as above. The rest are listed in the ADL hate symbol database.

It should be noted that several of these symbols, such as the  sonnenrad, are ancient symbols that have been appropriated by Nazis, and therefore may be considered non-racist in specific contexts.

Source: 'Because sonnenrad imagery is used by many cultures around the world, one should not assume that most sonnenrad-like images necessarily denote racism or white supremacy; rather, they should be analyzed carefully in the context in which they appear.’

I have linked to the ADL page for the symbols below.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

16 - 17- 18 - 19 - 20

retrogamingblog2:

felinedae:

I love using sexually dimorphic traits in pokemon to make them visibly transgender every chance I get. Everyone post trans girl Pikachu

kickair8p:

valtsv:

valtsv:

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can’t see glass, but it just isn’t an issue for them

totally unbothered

So from the dragon’s point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

einsteinapproved:

guerrillatech:

[ID: 4 arms holding hands. the arms are labeled “Intersex Rights”, “Reproductive Rights”, “Trans Rights”, and “Disability Rights”. The hands are labeled “Bodily Autonomy”

the-haiku-bot:

dyspunktional-leviathan:

ghousttm:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

:

:

put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn’t going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying “do not touch.”

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I’m standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

Ik this ruins the point of Get The Assholes When They Least Expect It but

Metal wheelchair and Rose Thorned Crutches

[Image description 1/3:

A photo of a sign saying in all caps:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

/End image description 1/3]

_

[Image description 2-3/3:

Two drawings:

One of a manual wheelchair with spikes on its handles and the outer side of the back and pentagrams on the wheels,

And the other — of a person using forearm crutches wrapped in barbed wire below the handles and with spikes on the outer side above the handles, and also with rose flower decorations on the butts of the handles.

/End image description 2-3/3]

Well, well, well, if it

isn’t the consequences

of my own actions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

dyspunktional-leviathan:

ghousttm:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

:

:

put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn’t going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying “do not touch.”

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I’m standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

Ik this ruins the point of Get The Assholes When They Least Expect It but

Metal wheelchair and Rose Thorned Crutches

[Image description 1/3:

A photo of a sign saying in all caps:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

/End image description 1/3]

_

[Image description 2-3/3:

Two drawings:

One of a manual wheelchair with spikes on its handles and the outer side of the back and pentagrams on the wheels,

And the other — of a person using forearm crutches wrapped in barbed wire below the handles and with spikes on the outer side above the handles, and also with rose flower decorations on the butts of the handles.

/End image description 2-3/3]

Well, well, well, if it

isn’t the consequences

of my own actions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

dyspunktional-leviathan:

ghousttm:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

:

:

put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn’t going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying “do not touch.”

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I’m standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

Ik this ruins the point of Get The Assholes When They Least Expect It but

Metal wheelchair and Rose Thorned Crutches

[Image description 1/3:

A photo of a sign saying in all caps:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

/End image description 1/3]

_

[Image description 2-3/3:

Two drawings:

One of a manual wheelchair with spikes on its handles and the outer side of the back and pentagrams on the wheels,

And the other — of a person using forearm crutches wrapped in barbed wire below the handles and with spikes on the outer side above the handles, and also with rose flower decorations on the butts of the handles.

/End image description 2-3/3]

Well, well, well, if it

isn’t the consequences

of my own actions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bacony-cakes:

cipheramnesia:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

What’s that? Zoom in.

…DEAR GOD.

ONE HUNDRED ONE NOTES BUNGUS??

Ohhhh, now this is Interesting!
No Notes Bungus gettin’ FUNKY with the notes!

Get ready for randomized notes bungus.

no notes bungus over here

kitsunico:

based off tweet

pansyfemme:

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

xeansicemane:

I don’t know how many of my followers are furries but we just lost one of ours.

He died because the medical industry in the US refused to help. He was murdered in a million little ways, with a million automated systems.

He was on bluesky no more than five hours ago, now he’s gone.

Dragoneer ran FurAffinity, which is more or less the furry art site. It looks like its’ from the early aughts, has no native pdf support, and has zero discoverability or algorithmic function. It’s home to me, it’s always been home.

No matter how often I moved or how often my life radically changed, there was FA. I met my husband on the forums. Through the majority of its’ life, Dragoneer kept it running. He never sold us out, never tried to keep up with trends. It’s a community.

And there is something bitter about losing someone who was key to keeping one of the relics of the internet before corporations took over.

We have our home, but it’s lost its’ keeper.

Good night, Neer. You kept the lights on.

queen-mihai:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

A master to his action-hero trainee says, “Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind’s eye. Come. We will remedy this.”

And then the master paints his trainee’s fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he’s never noticed before. He’s staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

There’s a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He’s sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master’s nails are flawless tech art.

He’s reached his final assessment and it’s a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master’s nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master’s robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind’s eye. He senses the master’s attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view–5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. “You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you.”

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

This would be kickass and now I wanna see it

Also this is why you need artists writing movies and not dumb ass ai. Give ai to design engineers. Leave the artists alone. They’ll both give you gold

queen-mihai:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

A master to his action-hero trainee says, “Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind’s eye. Come. We will remedy this.”

And then the master paints his trainee’s fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he’s never noticed before. He’s staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

There’s a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He’s sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master’s nails are flawless tech art.

He’s reached his final assessment and it’s a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master’s nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master’s robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind’s eye. He senses the master’s attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view–5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. “You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you.”

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

This would be kickass and now I wanna see it

Also this is why you need artists writing movies and not dumb ass ai. Give ai to design engineers. Leave the artists alone. They’ll both give you gold

queen-mihai:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

A master to his action-hero trainee says, “Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind’s eye. Come. We will remedy this.”

And then the master paints his trainee’s fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he’s never noticed before. He’s staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

There’s a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He’s sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master’s nails are flawless tech art.

He’s reached his final assessment and it’s a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master’s nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master’s robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind’s eye. He senses the master’s attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view–5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. “You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you.”

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

This would be kickass and now I wanna see it

Also this is why you need artists writing movies and not dumb ass ai. Give ai to design engineers. Leave the artists alone. They’ll both give you gold

6qubed:

solongandthanksforallthefish42:

vamptits:

memser:

vamptits:

they want you to make fried rice

who is “they”

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

jame7t:

i suck the strap because I’m an empath & Iwould feel bad if I didn’t

unaliver:

I’ll unalive you

elogaming:

dreamsy990:

using whatever influence i have to say. guys you should play slime rancher it is my favorite game of all time it’s so good and silly you will love it

oh I love that game I do recommend it. it’s good and silly and they treat their devs well

queen-mihai:

jame7t:

Tbh we don’t even have proof that the dinosaurs weren’t just born dead

Just a bunch of skeletons running around.

They breathe whatever the air was back then and their waste is oil

pharmafelon:

nthfunct-deactivated20231201:

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

Legend has it their most important ritual was destroying a section of a road then smoking cigarettes around it for hours on end. Experts say this was to bless the area

cartvage:

kitty

for @elkpoint !!

pharmafelon:

nthfunct-deactivated20231201:

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

Legend has it their most important ritual was destroying a section of a road then smoking cigarettes around it for hours on end. Experts say this was to bless the area

slogthor:

ordinarybureaucrat:

finding it really hard to believe that this person has ever smoked a cigarette before

:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

Ubunu

Uuntu

Ubutu?!

canonical will be hearing about this slip up your job is on the line

Wayland is better.

im going to pin you to a wall

alexmey-does-an-arts:

radio-ghost-cooks:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

radio-ghost-cooks:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

hysterical-mess:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

I miss my crevice I’m going to lay in the most uncomfortable position possible in bed to compensate

op this is like your fourth post about a crevice, are you okay? /lh

either the camera is fucking up the size of the crevasse or ur much shorter than i thought

lol I’m 15 meters tall how tall did you think I was?

HOW TALL ARE YOU???

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

orteil42:

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

queen-mihai:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people’s hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

I love calling them nimbys omg. Watch them be like “bUt ThAt’S a SluUuUuR”

alicerader: