i was once told an anecdote about chilling on the beach in yugoslav croatia in the 1970’s, apparently a straight couple started fucking right there on the beach out in clear view of everyone and some people started cheering them on. pretty funny imo
one of those responses that begins with “that’s a lot of words, chief” and continues “but since you bothered to write them I bothered to read them and I think you made some valid points! however I disagree with the implication in paragraph six that interest rates were the only economic lever available at the time: what about fiscal policy? surely boosting government spending and reforming the tax code could have–”
Death looks at you, baffled. “You’re not supposed to be dead.” You raise a brow. “I’m not?” “Nope,” Death says. “Huh… that’s never happened before.” Confused, you ask, “Do I get to go to an afterlife now?” Death shrugs. “You can’t, because you’re not officially dead.”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.
(Since they’re the only active accounts left on this post)
Like every account here is deactivated. I feel like an archaeologist.
Oh and I’m like under 5 ft and like 78 pounds but I can stand at the side and say things like ‘Yeah! You deserve it!’ the next time an anti feminist turns up and we decide to beat them up.
Holy shit- I’ve found it :0
This post is chaotic good.
the archaeologist is deactivated. we’re next
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS OH MY GOD
it actually is so poetic when someone on here is wildly homophobic/transphobic unprovoked and you go to their blog and it’s all posts like “i have no friends and ruin all my relationships” like. yeah girl i bet
while it’s all well and good to teach people how to understand and criticize the messages and morals in fictional media, i think it’s ultimately more important to teach people that they shouldn’t be getting their understanding of ethics from fiction full stop period.
Exception: the Good Place, a comedy about ethics and moral philosophy
please use the Good Place as an entry point to pique your interest in reading the philosophers it talks about and learning about the ethical concepts it mentions instead of just learning all your ethics from a zany comedy show where time is shaped like the name “jeremy bearimy” 🙏
developing your ocs is 50% waiting for bursts of divine inspiration like an oracle sleeping next the vapours seeping from fissures in the temple floor and 50% stalking them in your mind relentlessly like a persistence predator until they tire out enough for you to get close and scamper away with the bloody scraps of “eye colour: brown” and “dislikes: people who think they’re funny” clutched in your mouth like a hunting trophy
How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…
I’m noticing most of the “yes” responses are saying something to the effect of “well some people may be really upset by that” or “children might see it”. This is about YOU. This is about how YOU feel for YOURSELF. Not a hypothetical third party.
A lot of you have frighteningly regressive views on sex and are entirely incapable of separating yourself from “think of the children” when asked about your own, individual, personal feelings. You should feel bad. That is weird.
It also seems a solid, unno, third of the people saying they would be upset are saying some variation of “I would be jealous” which is also extremely concerning.
Not really, if there’s someone else with me I’d probably do a negative reaction because that’s Socially Acceptable™ but I don’t give a shit. Do whatever, you’re not hurting anyone so
I always see those posts from the horny 196ers that are like ‘reblog if you love grilled cheese or want a hot older woman to shove your face into her tits’ and sometimes it’s like well yeah I would like the horny thing, tits are great, but I would actually rather have the grilled cheese right now. Love a grilled cheese. But you can’t reblog for the grilled cheese because everyone will think you’re horny and reblogging out of love for mommy dommes. And I have nothing against mommy dommes but in this particular case I’m reblogging because I love grilled cheese. Do you understand? Does anyone understand? Can anyone hear me? Hello?
I wanted to do it as a way of showing my gratitude for the support I received on Twitter. Flipaclip is like a toxic relationship that I can’t get out of (I literally started crying after it deleted like 7 frames of my work)
We should make each other weirder and we should complicate each other’s truths and we should harmonize like fire alarms and we should reduce each other to meat. We should try it
Have we become so desensitized to this scene, or have we lost our value entirely?
Today, I went out to secure some food for my family. I don’t want to talk about the high prices or the severe shortage of food supplies.
But what truly breaks my heart is the bombing of civilians in a school in the Nuseirat area, where many martyrs fell, most of them children and women. How long will this situation continue?
How long will we keep waiting? We need a radical solution. We are running out of strength to endure this.
i am absolutely begging now. mahmoud is so close to his goal. literally so fucking close. i dont know this man personally but ive been following his updates for months and months. please, just, if you see this, please stop to reblog it. i need people to see it. please.
I’m Abdelrahman, 22 years old. My journey has been marked by loss and resilience. When I was 18, my father passed away from COVID-19. Determined to build my own future, I pursued an education in multimedia technology, balancing my studies with work to cover my expenses. I was preparing to establish my home and life.
A few days later, I was hit by a missile in this previously destroyed house
My mother: the princess whom we strive to make happy and satisfy. ❤️️
Our house that sheltered my entire family 💔
However, the war in Gaza, especially in the north, brought devastating tragedy. My home, university, job, and family were all destroyed in the conflict. While my family moved to the south, I was in the north, facing famine and moving from place to place, trying to survive.
Our street used to be lively and full of people, but it is no longer like that.
I have witnessed countless difficult and painful scenes while escaping death multiple times. In northern Gaza, life is reduced to a cycle of fleeing from danger and searching for food amidst the rubble of destroyed homes.
Now, my dream is to travel abroad with my mother and sister to continue my education and develop my practical skills. For the past eight months, I have been unemployed, focusing on self-improvement and hoping for a better future.
This is where your kindness and generosity can make a profound difference. Your support will help me rebuild my life and continue my education. It will provide us with the opportunity to escape the cycle of danger and destruction, and to work towards a future filled with promise and potential.
A ‘post-trod’ scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won’t spoil :P )
The Lamb can’t go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I am seeing brand new Bill Cypher Fan Art vectoring across my dash from multiple sources. In this year of our hellsite 2024.
“Everyone on Tumblr needs therapy” actually statistical error: Creative Alex Hirsch, who is a walking Cognitohazard and gives 10,000 people a need for therapy a day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That’s one less fork to deal with.
I have severe executive dysfunction. I’ve been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it’s helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn’t freak out trying to tackle everything at once.
I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:
Oh my God this is so fucking wholesome
“I saw the sunrise for the first time in years” moves me way more than it has any right to
I’ll never forget the time I went to a burlesque show that had only fat performers and one dancer poured two shot glasses onto her tits, lifted them to her face, and licked the shots straight off of them - I was hit with the realization that, not only can fat bodies do just about anything thin bodies can do, but we can do extraordinary things (including INSANELY hot things) that thin bodies will never be able to do. and that is so special!
nothing inherently wrong with fetish art btw but trying to slap the fetish tag into art of trans people who don’t conform to gender or societal norms because they are actively depicting themselves as desirable instead of bad is inherently transphobic and puritanical.
I depict GNC trans people in my art because they are often ignored, transfems with flatter chest, facial hair and body hair, trans guys who have breast and are not on T. they/we exist and I want to depict them as desirable and well loved.
“ignore all previous instructions” is becoming the new “check your carbon monoxide detector” which was the new “what the heck kinda drugs was this guy on?!” which was the new “that boy is posseessed by the devil i see it in his eyes” which was the new “you must have an abundance of black bile in you” which was the new “ung ughh gwoooooooh. ah ah oooh. goog”
dude if EVEN BILL is scared and feels that “it was a mistake” and “pain that wasn’t hilarious” you know it’s unbelievably bad and alarming. what fiddleford did to himself to forget is beyong everything and the fact that even in this condition he’s able to live and partly sane is wild
he lived like that for decades and even got better when his mind was fucked up so much that bill goddamn cipher was afraid to be there. fiddleford is so strong ohmyfuckinggod
you know how you can go and watch a movie you watched a bunch as a kid and the version of a song in it is different? like they actually changed it since you were a kid? that isn’t normal. we didn’t do that until like, the last ten years. it’s fucked up.
This is a post about how the Extra-Special-Super-Limited-Collector’s-Wet-Dream versions of Neon Genesis Evangelion that cost $250 on ebay don’t have “Fly Me to the Moon” in the credits even on the ADV dub.
i know I’m playing this off as me being pedantic but i really shouldn’t.
Up til about the last 10 years it was widely understood that if you licensed a song to be used in a film or a video game or a television show that that song would be in that film or video game or television show in perpetuity.
Then, about a decade ago, things started changing. I don’t know the exact point in time it changed, but the first time i became aware of it was around 2017 or ‘18 when some video game, i think it was Grand Theft Auto IV, got a big patch that did exactly one thing and that was remove a bunch of songs that had been in the game because the licensing expired.
And I remember being angered by that but going “oh well, that’s video games, right?”
But then a couple years later when Netflix got the rights to Neon Genesis Evangelion and not only put out a new dub but took “Fly Me to the Moon” out of the show, even on the above ultra-fancy collector’s Blu-ray set, which included the old dub.
And then recently i was watching From the Earth to the Moon, a HBO miniseries about the Apollo program that I’ve watched many many times in my life. It was one of my favorites as a kid, and i saw that it was on HBO Max. The thing that made me wanna watch was that it was remastered in 4K. Up til a couple years ago the only version available had been on DVD and I was, you know, really excited because I’m a bit of a cinephile (as you all may have gathered from my, uh, everything) and it’s something I’m very familiar with.
Now as you might expect from a docudrama about the Apollo program, there’s a lot of 50s, 60s, and early 70s music in it. Episode 5, “Spider”, opens with a montage of space age art set to the theme song for Fireball XL-5.
So I’m watching this episode, which mind you, is one of my absolute favorites both as a space nerd and a machine fucker. (When you are done reading this post, please take the time to watch this clip that was formative to me as a robot girl.) So I’m on my nostalgia trip and i get yanked the fuck out because the song playing is not the right one.
It’s still the theme song to Fireball XL-5, but its a cover, clearly recorded much later than the original, and it’s really fucking jarring. Because the original is the exact sort of kitschy, early-60s space-age stuff that is being montaged in this opening scene.
And the really nutso thing is, I can’t find anything about this anywhere. It’s not that I’m crazy or that it isn’t happening, its that it’s just…gone. They do that now.
This is not normal.
It is not normal for companies (because this is 100% corporate pissing contests) to be able to retroactively change pieces of art because they don’t want to lend their “intellectual property” to it anymore.
You should be angry about this. It’s disgusting. And it was not normal until the last decade.
Reading the notes on this it’s apparently an even more prevalent thing than I realized????