August 2024

clownboybebop:

clownboybebop:

I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

not that I don’t appreciate the tags reassuring me that at least it was better than shoplifting, very supportive very sweet, but you are voicing this opinion from imagination world bc there is no question that shoplifting would have been immeasurably cooler then whatever the fuck this was

miwoodd:

my-midlife-crisis:

vote whatever it takes

VOTE

kathleenuebie:

Charmander and Charmander and Charmander

marylandaccountx3:

ankoku-teion:

maryland-officially:

subconscious-deactivated20230229:

maryland-officially:

subconscious-deactivated20230229:

maryland-officially:

the-official-goose-god:

sevcon-iii:

:

But that’s not a cat

yes it is

I’ve seen this fucking post 8 times

And you’ll see it again

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

So uhhh

Keep going then?

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

😈

@marylandaccountx3

FUCK YOU

smolldust:

women. luv them

voicelessforest:

Rockabye Billy….

plushieanimals:

jellycat 🐀 Lachlan Sad Rat

quasi-normalcy:

ungoliantschilde:

“Trouble Brewing”, by Gary Larson

emkini:

Streamers say ‘mods’ the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards’

tsarina-anadyomene:

A lot of people are rather interested in formulating some conception of what it is to be transgender, or something more specific, like transfeminine or transmasculine. These people spend a lot of their time trying to say something verbally or to reproduce this thing in some kind of artwork. The conclusion all of these people keep coming to is “being transgender is about being like me and my friends.” You sometimes see, for example, people try to articulate transfemininity in terms of a kind of online grunginess with associated retinue of kinks or, among others, as flowing in combination with a kind of fandomy poptimism. And it comes with claims that “trans people love such and such” or “trans people relate to so and so.” And I never see myself reflected in any of these things, because they’re talking about them and their friends. Maybe the way into understanding a rather varied social phenomenon isn’t just tirelessly probing your own subjectivity for another tired metaphor.

bitchassmcgrass:

Metal Gear Solid on the dash

prohaloplayer:

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

prohaloplayer:

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

diogenes-2-electric-boogaloo:

chiisana-lion:

ooh i have so much time to not work on my computer science homework

ilovecats4ever:

foone:

official-crab-posts:

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

official crab post

BTW this isn’t a shitpost. Back when this was posted (March 2021), I did the math and calculated it’d actually take slightly more, at 27 billion crabs.

But that’s within an order of magnitude, so I say it’s pretty much correct. You could definitely shave off some edges and manage to fit Doom into 16 billion crabs.

I also calculated the gate propagation delay and how long it’d take a CrabCPU to complete a cycle, and figured out that at best, it’d be running at about 0. 0013 hertz, or one cycle every 13 minutes.

Scaling that speed to how fast a 33mhz 386 ran doom, it means it’d get about 0.00000016 frames per second, or about a frame every 104 years.

Wish you told me that before I bought all these crabs to play Doom

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

Tumblr user, in front of you there is a trans person with kinks unpalatable to you and is using those kinks for sexual gratification in the privacy of their own social media account, home, and private messages with friends. You must sit here for three minutes without making a callout post purposely lying or exaggerating to harass them for any reason, yes even if you don’t like them. You also may not even utter the word degenerate or anything similar.

If you should fail a bomb will go off with a more than normal amount of explosions and hammers flying everywhere, killing you painfully. Also glass will be forced down your throat

Your time starts now

boss-of-armadildos:

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

sage-nebula:

THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

slipping-into-madness:

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

leox-un:

valley of ashes

valtsv:

valtsv:

SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me “watch out for low-hanging branches” thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don’t you just fucking guess.

ALT

wastehound-voof-deactivated2024:

girlballs:

i fucking love failsafe. she has a pet frog now

dduane:

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

dduane:

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

hejanic:

t4t bunnies

hikarisakurariver:

sometiktoksarevalid:

1) confusion
2) intrigue
3) Oh it’s so pretty!!

easily-evi:

my two Executive Dysfunction moods

starridge:

puppet hour was brutal

rongzhi:

[cat’s name: 大黄/Da Huang (“Big Yellow”)]

English by me :)

realgoogleclassroom:

bingle-official:

chocxy-prince:

bingle-official:

bingle-official:

I think if a place has free WiFi, I should be able to use my phone. It don’t matter if it’s a fancy ass restaurant, it got da WiFi, I’m on ma phone on da tumbl

YOU ARE THE FIRST NOTE!?!?!?

cuz i’m goated and i have compulsive tumblr checking disorder (CTCD)/j

But you are first note :(

yo @real-antonio-vivaldi, get ‘em

terriwriting:

unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea:

This used to haunt me so I’m so glad I know this now

“To our horror”: Widely reported study suggesting divorce is more likely when wives fall ill gets axed

justsomeguycore:

its sometimes hard to know whether you need to say “i’m sorry that happened” or if you can whip out “killing them with my minddddd”

thejournallo:

ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.

(Masterlists)

omtai:

omtai:

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

grand-theft-carbohydrates:

serps-up:

he must have some sort of condition

omtai:

omtai:

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

omtai:

omtai:

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

creepycrag:

jsyk if we’ve ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

everythingscomingupmillhouse:

redbeansesameball:

redbeansesameball:

every time I see this I get emotional. kermit….

look how he’s nestled in there…

[ID, a 4 panel comic showing Miss Piggy dressed in a fancy cowl neck dress and a sparkly jacket. The comic shows how Miss Piggy greets various people.

The first panel shows Miss Piggy presenting her hand, expecting a kiss to the hand in greeting. It is labeled, Complete Stranger.

The second panel shows her extending her hand for a handshake. It is labeled, Acquiantance.

The third panel shows her waving a cheery hello. It is labeled Dear friend.

The fourth panel shows her and Kermit the Frog. Miss Piggy has her arms wrapped around Kermit who is standing in front of her. Kermit is smiling widely and Miss Piggy has her head nuzzled into Kermit’s head. It is labeled, Kermit [exclamation point]. /. End ID]

800-dick-pics:

enbyoctoling:

criticallyalexandrite:

frogitivity:

People talk about needlessly gendered items but one time I got diagnosed with female presenting autism and I’m still losing my mind over it

This is why Autism Speaks studies are invalid. it’s resulted in people thinking that only men can have autism. Thus resulting in stupid terms like female presenting autism.

FEMALE PRESENTING AUTISM???

I refused to give my adhd evaluator my gender/sex so she logged my traits and answers from the questionaires both for the “male” adhd and “female” adhd traits and the results varied so much that even my evaluator was shocked by it bc it was the first time she had done both “genders” for one person (and i think it opened her eyes on how wrong and inaccurate sexed tests/evals are). my hyperactivity, and impulsivity scored lower (aka downplayed) on the female page but had a HUGEEEEE spike for it on the male page, their were things like my emotional dysregulation that were also“less apparent” on my female results than my male ones.

Genuinely ask who ever is evaluating you to remove sex/gender from the evaluation process and if they refuse demand that they test you as a “male” and “female”

Lots of us esp black and brown autistics and adhders are getting duped out of a proper diagnosis bc white perisex cishet people are seen as the “standard” for literally everything in the medical field 

bobacupcake:

wow it really is so easy to switch to firefox

felixcloud6288:

sailor-arashi:

witchofanguish:

Like they don’t already know the pirate sites. There’s no way YOU know about sites that Shounen Jump is magically prevented from finding. This is fishing for something, but it’s not “what pirate sites are people using?” They can figure that out the same way you did.

Probably trying to get evidence to take legal action. Like they could say “X number of people use this site which means it’s caused us this much damages in lost revenues”

bebx:

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and turn that one single scene into a 40k word long fic with depth, feels, character study and development and create a whole storyline out of that one single canonical moment.

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and write 40 entirely different fics about that one single canonical moment and each one of those fics are literal masterpieces.

shout out to us fanfic writers ♡♡♡♡♡♡

magz:

2spirit-1spoon:

unbfacts:

Disabled people get in free. He offers a free wheelchair valet so ppl who can’t get their own wheelchair wet can still play in the water park.

The entire park is accessible, including the carousel which is designed for wheelchair users. There’s a sensory village and playground as well.

🥹🥹🥹

ID:

First Image.
A fact trivia image made by unbelievable-facts.com.

A father and daughter, and a theme park entrance.

The text on the image say:

“When Gordon Hartman could not find an amusement park that would accommodate his daughter with special needs, he sold his successful homebuilding business to open a 25-acre non-profit accessible theme park in Texas.

He named it Morgan’s Wonderland after his daughter, and this completely wheelchair accessible park is the first and only theme park of its kind in the world.”

Second Image Set.

Several photos are shown of “Morgan’s Wonderland” amusement park.

In the photos there are several wheelchair users and other disabled people of different ages, at the amusement park.

The park attractions at “Morgan’s Wonderland”, include but are not limited to:

• Water park with a pool and water hole
• Horse-themed Carousels
• Swing sets and wheelchair swing sets
• Zip-lines
• Wide See-saws
• Bumper boat rides
• Ferris wheels
• Theme park “Express” trains for transporting people around the lake

Each attraction at Morgans Wonderland theme park has an accommodation shown for different physical and mental disabilities.

Accommodations include - securing wheelchairs, waterproofing disability aids, having wheelchair ramps, providing assistant carers, additional handle bars, and wider spaces.

There are more than one version of each accommodation.

End ID.

Website for Morgans Wonderland: https://morganswonderland.com/

Location: San Antonio, Texas - in United States

Morgans Wonderland accepts volunteering, donations, sponsorships, and feedback to be more inclusive.