August 2024

tf2weirdos:

kitty-cat-mint:

google-searchhistory-official:

mouse-doubleo100:

mouse-doubleo100:

mouse-doubleo100:

mouse-doubleo100:

mouse-doubleo100:

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes are unhealthy) spread the skulk

world-heritage-posts:

shalrath:

world heritage post

venort:

lesserknowncryptids:

A Tumblr post by deactivated user "tothearkmoved", of a photo of a white ferret seemingly afloat in midair with glowing red eyes. The post has been reblogged by Tumblr user "karhs", who has added the text: "the terrible specter". The post has been reblogged by the Lesser Known Cryptids Tumblr account, but a red notification has been affixed to the top which reads: "This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be sexually explicit content".ALT

Great work Tumblr

Found the problem boss

d1rtb:

a long list of regrets

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

balaclava-trismegistus:

i love love love when artists put a bunch of effort into like human anatomy and facial features and light rendering and drawing fabric folds and shadows and texture and then when they draw a gun they do this

To be fair:

Some just do kinda look like that

squeakitties:

the fascinated gooper

z00lea:

z00lea:

to me this was a proposal i think

I’m so glad we all agree that Narinder taking the Lamb to a special place with his family and giving them (a piece of) his hand is definitely a proposal. Huge win for narilamb enthusiasts !

memeclassheroes:

orpheuslament:

person whos been diagnosed with Disorder & knows very well how Symptoms of said Disorder manifest: why am i experiencing Symptoms

sublimesublemon:

redpandarascal:

I like when there’s something in the news that’s perfect for a kid to print out… take this to school as your current event. Let the whole class weigh in. Is farts art?

theaudientvoid:

catgirldirk:

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

Your loss if you can’t appreciate the subtle humor of OP’s mathematical memes.

madderhatter:

Divorced dads at their first gay date

ferrousferrule:

prismatic-bell:

stephenroot:

cannibalchicken:

I’m about to change your life if this is you.


YOU NEED:

2 cups sugar

½ cup milk

½ cup peanut butter

¾ cup peanut butter

7 tablespoons cocoa powder

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

6-8 cups of quick or old-fashioned oats


Combine your sugar, milk, and butter in a saucepan on medium heat and bring to a boil. Turn the heat to low and add the cocoa and peanut butter. As soon as the peanut butter is melted, take the pan off the heat, add the vanilla, and stir in the oats a bit at a time. My mom gave me this recipe with six cups of oats; I use somewhat more. Just keep going until you’ve got the consistency you want, but be quick—this WILL harden in the pan if you let it.


Spoon out by the tablespoon onto waxed paper or parchment paper and allow to cool for 10-15 minutes.


Mazel tov, you have fudge no-bake cookies. The whole process from ingredients to ingestion takes about 20 minutes.

Mug cake for people like me who don’t like ( or can’t have) peanut butter. From allrecipes easy microwave chocolate mug cake.


¼ cup all-purpose flour

¼ cup white sugar

2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder

⅛ teaspoon baking soda

⅛ teaspoon salt

3 tablespoons milk

2 tablespoons canola oil

1 tablespoon water

¼ teaspoon vanilla extract

Mix dry ingredients, then add wet. Microwave, about 1 min 45 sec, until fluffy and cake like. Ideally let it cool, but i just pour a little milk over it (be careful if its a glazed mug, I have cracked the glaze doing that.)

I use a little less sugar, but don’t go too low or it will taste bland. I add cinnamon for a little extra flavor, and maybe a splash of the end of a cup of coffee, to bump up the chocolatey-ness (and I never use water, just more milk for richness).

I don’t even measure anymore, thats how often I make this.

galaxywarp:

longnuts:

:

Hell yeah white baby

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

kyriathanatos:

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

venort:

lesserknowncryptids:

A Tumblr post by deactivated user "tothearkmoved", of a photo of a white ferret seemingly afloat in midair with glowing red eyes. The post has been reblogged by Tumblr user "karhs", who has added the text: "the terrible specter". The post has been reblogged by the Lesser Known Cryptids Tumblr account, but a red notification has been affixed to the top which reads: "This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be sexually explicit content".ALT

Great work Tumblr

Found the problem boss

aromanticofficial:

wasabi-ribs:

bestiarum:

bestiarum:

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

isnt this beautiful

sorry i was struck by a vision

spring onion colour picked aromantic flag

official aromantic post

murielswedding:

murielswedding:

cute-catts:

scramratz:

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

frierenburger:

the official icon for yearning

radishblogging:

Daikon has a mild cold so I’ve been putting her in the bathroom with the shower running to humidify her. Steamed radish

therogueduchess:

avvocarlo:

I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

Well there’s your problem

molabuddy:

holding an oc closely…. if you had a fandom would people be insane about you….

mysteriouslyjellyfish:

currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone’s just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead

turing-tested:

being convinced your keys are in your backpack because when you shake it you can hear them but upon closer inspection it’s just a really small foley artist imitating your keys with a piece of glass and a crumb

prettyboykatsuki:

prettyboykatsuki:

prettyboykatsuki:

its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

it doesnt have to be good or anything you can just write things and post them and it doesnt matter at all

“your story sucks” what are you going to do? refund the money u didn’t pay? you are a bozo

batsyvalentine:

CANNON HUMAN FORD??


Credits ;

valdrift:

the lamb’s mirror

thestarfishface:

“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

karda:

al-gatone:

al-gatone:

karda:

i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

I got a pocket microscope online for like twelve dollarinos and started just looking at random household items with it

Microscope photo: styrofoam
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Microscope photo: banana peel (outside)ALT
Microscope photo: banana peel (inside)ALT
Microscope photo: teabagALT
Microscope photo: eraserALT
Microscope photo: hard candyALT
Microscope photo: game controller buttonALT
Microscope photo: glass seed beadALT
Microscope photo: packing foamALT
  1. Styrofoam
  2. Banana peel (outside)
  3. Banana peel (inside)
  4. Teabag
  5. Eraser
  6. Hard candy
  7. X button on offbrand controller
  8. Glass seed bead
  9. Packing foam

I can only get 60x with it but it’s still neato. Been looking at getting a much more intense microscope with filters & shit

Microscope photo: jam jar lid
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Microscope photo: bird scissorsALT
Microscope photo: paper napkinALT
Microscope photo: quartz crystal
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Microscope photo: receiptALT
Microscope photo: breadALT
Microscope photo: tshirtALT
Microscope photo: plastic bagALT
Microscope photo: grain of brown riceALT
  1. Jam jar lid
  2. Bird scissors
  3. Paper napkin
  4. Quartz crystal
  5. Receipt
  6. Bread
  7. Tshirt
  8. Plastic bag
  9. Grain of brown rice

sorry i just realized i missed this! thank u for showing me :D i need to get one of these lol

anxietyproblem:

emeraldastral:

anexperimentallife:

See also, “We’re in a drought; conserve water!” Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

I remember being a child...
lawn water rations,
shower flow reducers,
dead tomato plants.
Yet somehow...
the golf courses were evergreen.ALT

mrsoperator:

why is wanting to play and sleep in a cage sexualized…? god forbid a dog be snug as a bug in a rug

kira-serialfaggot:

official-lucifers-child:

socialistexan:

are we sure though

Maybe if we meme this hard enough he will have to make a public statement about how his name is not Jorkin Depeanus. This causing the general public to become aware of it and destroying any shred of hope he has left

evildilf2:

evildilf2:

It’s kind of aggravating that online discussions of medicine as an institution suck so bad. I want to be able to call the whole thing evil bullshit without being accused of believing “bathtub” medicine is the solution to all of our problems.

There are so many issues with medicine that you’d expect the left to be concerned about… over reliance on single use plastics… certain treatment, medication, or equipment being obtained through unethical/exploitative means… doctors sexually exploiting patients… racism, fatphobia, & transphobia leading to medical neglect… elder abuse… mistreatment of addicts and anyone perceived to be “drug seeking”… pathologizing radical political beliefs & occasionally institutionalization of these individuals… & many more issues

If you make the observation that a lot of these issues are caused or exacerbated by hierarchies then people assume you want every sick and disabled person to die. It’s such an unimaginative response to defend the status quo that, currently, kills sick and disabled people, rather than take these issues seriously & encourage people to find ways that make life saving treatment for accessible and sustainable.

boycritter:

when will my husband (friends) return from the war (marching band practice)…… the house (my dashboard) feels so desolate with their absence…..

memorycycle:

if godzilla came and fucked shit up rn i would be thankful and appreciative

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

What a beautiful octopus.

adulthoodisokay:

serin-drive:

lizardtater-deactivated20240414:

Chance would’ve inspired some dope Renaissance paintings 👼🏼

ok I may have gotten a little carried away with this

no, no, this is perfect

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

absolutelyfree:

i love progarchives i hope they never shut it down

same-pic-rick-roll:

I am very mad at this image.

I saw it a while back on reddit, and some commenters had links to “the original video”.

I got rickrolled 3 separate times in that thread.

Green tea

wonderful-emoji:

jam-does-audio:

autistic-af:

nekogirltwink:

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

status-quo-hater:

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

It’s happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That’s the original image. We’ve come full circle. It’s always just been the state of Ohio

assiraphales:

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians