August 2024

despazito:

what’s this genre of post called

theauthor27:

Mirrors are green.

midwestvalleygirl-moved:

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

deeskip:

i can’t stop thinking about how shamura gave narinder two children so he wouldn’t be lonely

headphonesonn:

tell me its not true

yellowflowrs:

dumb thing

narikill:

Mortality, reprise

Mortality, the orginal

loveamongthesailors:

this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

narikill:

lamb’s freckles disappeared from shock /j

rubyfunkey:


something about each other’s scars ❓

narikill:

freshy picked morsel…..

roxylalonde:

narikill:

the annoying youngest sibling

gaybuttfuckzone:

skimmer-vode:

juicedoesthings:

anarchohannibalism:

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

I love the way tumblr users play with jpegs animation frames like dolls

I stole it from somewhere else

unixtmdev:

mayday396:

medic981:

the-awkward-belle:

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

Un-find it!!!!

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

help

walmart-the-official:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

walmart-the-official:

You say I’m wavering, but I’ve never been more sure

I’m wavering and wiggling and wobbling

wobbling like laminated paper

cultofdarkwood:

leshyyy (+ yellow cat)

the-fr-north-carolina-totally:

missouri-real:

anotherhumanperson:

metroid-prime-2-echoes:

lubricates:

anti-sjw-groudon:

end-cisphobia-kyogre:

anti-sjw-kingler:

anti-bigotry-jirachi:

lostinadarkworld:

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

Why all these pokemon racist

This post is like a cemetery

Let us all hold a moment of silence for those accounts which are now lost to time.

may they rest in stupidity

ankoku-teion:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-no-rabies:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-officially:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-officially:

yahooo-official:

maryland-officially:

malinastharlock:

british-catgirl:

averruncusho:

the-little-birb-prince:

kars-did-nothing-wrong:

softecat:

gamerphobic:

cynn-cynn:

jojomangaedits:

pastelburrito:

barawerewolff:

braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

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It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!

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Am I having a fucking stroke

yes

THROW IT INTO THE FOREST FOR THE FUNGI TO DESTROY AND THE MOSS TO ENJOY

NO

YES

i like pineapple on pizza

FUCK YOU THEN

sorry you cant Experience The Taste

there is no taste it’s just bad

why am i even arguing this. you dont even like pizza. Freak

Oooo. That one felt personal…

whichcouldmeannothing:

mcworm:

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

shipping

maryland-officially:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-officially:

yahooo-official:

maryland-officially:

malinastharlock:

british-catgirl:

averruncusho:

the-little-birb-prince:

kars-did-nothing-wrong:

softecat:

gamerphobic:

cynn-cynn:

jojomangaedits:

pastelburrito:

barawerewolff:

braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

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It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!

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Am I having a fucking stroke

yes

THROW IT INTO THE FOREST FOR THE FUNGI TO DESTROY AND THE MOSS TO ENJOY

NO

YES

i like pineapple on pizza

FUCK YOU THEN

obscenicon-deactivated20231123:

word-for-today:

max1461:

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

tags reading "i agree but i fear freaks would use this to justify their gross actions"ALT

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

accidental-will-wood-reference:

onetimemacareblogs:

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arkos-lightma:

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rat-detector:

juniperberryjuice:

sl33pdepr1ved:

mush-beep-deactivated20250104:

sl33pdepr1ved:

violetenjoyer:

mush-beep-deactivated20250104:

i wanted to show you this rat.

look:


…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ 🧀


they eat

they eat the cheese



🧀

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🧀

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woab. i can’t-

i can’t-










THAT

is

fookin adorable man.

@sl33pdepr1ved your fella on discord!!

…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

to continue.



…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

@rat-detector

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is there cheese in the great beyond?

rinds of parmesan

@accidental-will-wood-reference

wine to water, night from dawn

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bathrobe-wizard:

throwitonthepile:

northerlygale-deactivated202307:

Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the “Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health” by the chief of the USDA’s conservation department.

There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.

bathrobe-wizard:

throwitonthepile:

northerlygale-deactivated202307:

Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the “Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health” by the chief of the USDA’s conservation department.

There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.

landsccape:

stepfordgoth:

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

stepfordgoth:

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

stepfordgoth:

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

stepfordgoth:

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

only-cat-memes:

lilislegacy:

leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?

percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?

leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?

percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.

leo: so like bluetooth

percy: huh?

leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean

annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.

leo: so… like icloud

annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-

percy: yes

residences-of-the-darkforest:

I know this isn’t my first time saying this but I feel like a large amount of people use the “ace people can still fuck/aro people can still date” thing as an excuse to make a character stated to be ace or aro fuck and date

Yeah that’s entirely true that it’s a spectrum Rebecca but are you saying that so less people are ignorant? Oh you’re just saying it so you can make ship art with an ace/aro character? Ok

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

mayday396:

medic981:

the-awkward-belle:

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

Un-find it!!!!

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

despazito:

konigstigerr:

the-doom-report-late-edition-de:

despazito:

Kuppies

On Chinese tiktok they’re teaching 4 year olds how to build a combustion engine with tinker toys, but this is what gets boosted everywhere else.

if you believe anything coming from chinese media i have an apartment to sell you, it’s made with concrete and all trust me.

KUPPIES kill this bigot !!

the-real-gmail:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,714 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth 💖

We’ve come so far

herpsandbirds:

BIRD IN A SUPERMARKET!!!

Virginia Rail (Rallus limicola), family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, found across much of North and Central America

original photograph source: unknown

herpsandbirds:

BIRD IN A SUPERMARKET!!!

Virginia Rail (Rallus limicola), family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, found across much of North and Central America

original photograph source: unknown

hollowboobtheory:

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you’re running a business. i’m not unreasonable.

hollowboobtheory:

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you’re running a business. i’m not unreasonable.

several-breathing-eyes:

I saw somebody say that watching the Percy Jackson show made them realize that in the first books Percy doesn’t even say half the stuff he thinks and he’s just a quiet kid silently judging everyone, like they’re so right.

Think about it from Grover’s perspective. You know Percy as a quiet boy who certainly has his judgy thoughts but (aside from telling them to you) keeps them to himself. He’s just trying to make it through school, for his mom.

Then his mom dies. And he loses the ability to give absolutely any fucks. He starts saying all this shit he never said out loud and to people who could do infinitely worse things to him than anything Nancy Bobifit ever even tried. And it only gets worse as he gets older.

Like bro went from quiet kid in the back of the class to fist fighting a god in the span of like a week. Then he openly told the gods to pay their child support. Grover was having heart attacks every other minute.

skittlebits:

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

arrimorr:

A family game

veraxplus:

amateuropinions:

volcel-official:

tilthat:

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

False

Luke 2:52

He’s larger than a baby

By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.

It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple

depsidase:

g0blinwitch:

skittypilled:

liskobot:

idk how i want to draw cotl characters yet but i’m trying

I want to study you and learn more effective ways to rickroll

same-pic-rick-roll:

same-pic-rick-roll:


That makes me wonder…

Should i make a rickrolling guide?

Yes

no

See Results

Rickrolling is the practice of tricking ppl into watching rick astleys 1987 song never gonna give you up

It also counts if you somehow mislead ppl into seeing an kmage of rick astley, or reading the lyrics feom the song, like “never gonna give you up”, or somehow referencint the song where it is not expected.

Note: i have most experience rickrolling on the website tumblr, so i will be biased towards this site. The base principals are rhe same; but technical details may differ on other platforms.

The bait:

This will make ppl want to click on the link.

MAke it simething funny or interestin.

And keep it short.

Usually i will state a fun fact, then provide a link to a “related video”.

EXAMPLES OF CLICKBAIT




https://www.tumblr.com/same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday/759367778956443648/as-an-individual-who-specializes-in-leaving-links?source=share

Admittedly i laid it on thick here. But I slid in my rickroll amongst a series of useful links.



https://www.tumblr.com/same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday/759415732802060288?source=share

Here, someone was explaining a fandom evemt, which included a link to website.

And it was a rickroll.



https://www.tumblr.com/same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday/759418909282680832/your-username-amuses-me?source=share

Here, someone said they used URL generator to make their amusing name.


https://www.tumblr.com/same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday/759146945267826688/wanna-know-something-cool?source=share