Two days ago my husband said “…and he was pissed” and I said “don’t say that around the kids!” so he corrected himself to “and he was liquid angry” and I’ve been laughing since
academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
My plan to escape homelessness. I need your help to get started before winter!
hello friends! i’m a homeless queer guy living in a tiny car. it’s been like this for most of my adult life, and i’m trying to make a change! I want to convert a van into my new home! my plan involves these stages:
Stage 1: acquire a van.
while still living off donations in my car, i’m fundraising. as soon as i can afford one, i’ll purchase a van. the market shows most used vans that would be suitable are around $3.5-4.5k give or take. we’re already about halfway there!
I’m really hoping this stage can be complete before november, as my car is not suited to survive another winter and it could be devastating to attempt it.
Stage 2: survive winter
since winter is approaching, i’ll need to quickly put insulated walls in the van and make sure i can live in it. at this point, it’ll already be an upgrade to my car, but i won’t be able to do much building in cold weather, so it’ll just be the bare minimum i need to survive the winter.
during this time, i’ll be taking measurements, drawing plans, researching appliances, and generally preparing for the build process. i’ll continue fundraising to make sure i can afford all the materials and tools i’ll need. i may also take care of any maintenence the van might need. i’ll also clean and sell my car so i have some cash from that as well.
Stage 3: build my home!
when it gets warm enough, i’ll start doing the actual build. i’ll document this on video as much as i can, and post the process on my youtube channel for not only the people who helped me, but for anyone who’s curious. i’ll start with solar panels and an electricity system, i’ll add countertops and kitchen appliances, a shower and sink with plumbing and warm water, a toilet, a real bed, lights, climate control. it’ll be essentially a house on wheels, and just the right size for me!
Stage 4: whatever comes next
once i have my new home, i’ll need an income. i may take a regular job to support myself at first, and that will actually be possible when i have a shower. but, i’ve been considering making content pretty much my whole life, and now i think i have a great chance to actually pursue that. i’ll use some of the money from selling my car in stage 2 to get some basic equipment (laptop, mic, camera). i’ll be posting my van build at first, and after that i’ll probably start by telling stories about my time being homeless, but i’m also interested in streaming and video essays. thanks to all the generous support i’ve been getting from my followers and other people on the internet, i feel my opportunities are wide open!
Please consider donating to my fundraiser to help me change my life!
I think Saleos being unsettling is part of the appeal imo. I’d trust him with my medical records just look at him he looks like he takes his job seriously
ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked
and decided to look up pictures of this allegedly creepy water park
it’s a fucking water park. these pictures could be in any country in the world. fuck are you talking about, the washington post?
behold, the strange and mysterious water park of tulsa. the oklahoman government forces their citizens to smile for photos as they slide down the slides, and only the wealthy elites who have ties to governor kevin stitt’s family are allowed access. poor families are only allowed to swim in the local river, which is routinely poisoned to keep them weak and unable to fight back.
and decided to look up pictures of this allegedly creepy water park
it’s a fucking water park. these pictures could be in any country in the world. fuck are you talking about, the washington post?
behold, the strange and mysterious water park of tulsa. the oklahoman government forces their citizens to smile for photos as they slide down the slides, and only the wealthy elites who have ties to governor kevin stitt’s family are allowed access. poor families are only allowed to swim in the local river, which is routinely poisoned to keep them weak and unable to fight back.
How can I go on, knowing that the best post to ever Tumblr has already been made. I will never be the op to “girlnola bar”. I will never be her. I have lost a game I never knew I was playing. A tragedy for me is a pun for all.
How can I go on, knowing that the best post to ever Tumblr has already been made. I will never be the op to “girlnola bar”. I will never be her. I have lost a game I never knew I was playing. A tragedy for me is a pun for all.
love having absolutely nothing to contribute with like my beautiful sexy mutuals write the most intelligent insightful posts and im in the tags like #yeah
you know in retrospect it’s weird that the splatooniverse has a band called “the squid sisters” when, like… they Are squids. that’s like if the real world had a band called “the human league”
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
