August 2024

the-haiku-bot:

thirteensfavoritetoy:

breelandwalker:

gredi-bird:

ekjohnston:

shut-up-rabert:

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren’t fucking around

And frequently we have no fucks to give.

and categorically not to be fucked with

the upside is that they’re less likely to fuck with you

Don’t bother telling them to fuck off ‘cuz the fuck is already off

Don’t bother telling

them to fuck off ‘cuz the fuck

is already off

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

angelofdykeness:

megan3kk0:

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

deanwantsthed-eliciouspie:

goatcorporation:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

sleepysheepiiee:

Even newer ref sheet for my Lamb, how we feeling ‘bout this one chat???

Opinion on bees.

maryland-officially:

i-am-the-crab:

maryland-officially:

i-am-the-crab:

maryland-officially:

i-am-the-crab:

bzzzzz

bzzzz

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

crab

yeah?

c r a b

y e a h ?

c r a b

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I’m cat sitting for my aunt and this cat wants so badly to sleep in the very center of my bed. I wish I could explain to her that she cat do that because I’m a rough sleeper and I don’t wanna hurt her on accident and I’ve let her sleep on my lap like all day so that’s why I’m shutting the door on her

But instead she’s like oh you move me out of your room, human? You deny me your large wall of warmth? Prison for thee.

She has a mini cat stuffed animal she cuddles with when she sleeps alone though so the cuteness of that hasn’t made a good argument in her favor here like I come out in the morning and see her curled up with a tiny toy version of herself basically like I’m not gonna deny myself that. I’m only gonna be here for so long I need to savor that image while I have it

isjasz:

[Day 353]

Reference to Hotguy Comic’s Zine (absolutely amazing fucking gorgeous) cover!!! :D

Designs by @kunehokki who drew Scar on the cover <3

GO READ HGCZ!!

beepost-generator:

tiredlylaughing:

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

collector-of-skulls:

xx-dark-dart-xx:

peysi:

best-of-reblogs:

anonymouse-the-asian:

maya-why:

dinosoverhumans:

yearns-in-lesbian:

adulthoodisokay:

worldheritagepostorginization:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

this is it, this post started it all

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

Fuck the bastard im reblogging this from i don’t wanna scroll back up and see

I don’t wanna scroll all the way back up to see if this is really the og post so ima trust the next rebloggers words

collector-of-skulls:

xx-dark-dart-xx:

peysi:

best-of-reblogs:

anonymouse-the-asian:

maya-why:

dinosoverhumans:

yearns-in-lesbian:

adulthoodisokay:

worldheritagepostorginization:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

this is it, this post started it all

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

Fuck the bastard im reblogging this from i don’t wanna scroll back up and see

I don’t wanna scroll all the way back up to see if this is really the og post so ima trust the next rebloggers words

spacemancharisma:

ashelyskies-deactivated20241121:

spacemancharisma:

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

holy shit

no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it

omgwhatchloe:

yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

enki2:

ayeforscotland:

leefsnakesnake:

There’s an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.

A “playable state” would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.

I don’t think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.

Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that’s it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)

Even if you’re not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don’t care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.

This would be great. Recommended for my EU followers.

non-threatening-feminist-boy:

flagellant:

“OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you’re on the piss on the poor website” actually i think it’s very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it’s sort of weird that you’re finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

comment by icannotgetoverbirds saying: "i thought we were using the piss poor reading comprehension joke as a reminder to cool it and think twice before responding? y'all've been using it as- no wait yeah i see it now"ALT

non-threatening-feminist-boy:

flagellant:

“OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you’re on the piss on the poor website” actually i think it’s very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it’s sort of weird that you’re finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

comment by icannotgetoverbirds saying: "i thought we were using the piss poor reading comprehension joke as a reminder to cool it and think twice before responding? y'all've been using it as- no wait yeah i see it now"ALT

teaboot:

erudipitous:

mzminola:

darkwizardtheorist:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.

Yep! My dad was in the Coast Guard during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era and one thing he mentioned was gay and lesbian service members marrying each other both for mutual bearding, and because married people got better housing.

Additionally my grandmother married one of her guy friends because her job offered dental insurance to employees and spouses and he needed some dental work done. They got married, processed the paperwork, got his dental problems fixed, made sure all the insurance payments went through, and divorced.

Two people getting married for the benefits has been going on as long as we’ve had benefits to marriage, and if two women doing it is homophobic then I guess someone’s going to have to tell my grandmother she was heterophobic.

also let people get married platonically??? like apparently the people referenced in this video weren’t just doing it for tax benefits, they’re marrying because of their close connection and desire for commitment. like they plan on co-parenting and shit. platonic intimacy exists! romantic connection isn’t inherently more important!

Marriage literally exists for convenience, fuck yeah get hitched

foreveriallyzombified:

acourtofidiots:

why does no understand the common courtesy of reblogging fics that they enjoy?

minors dni

i am a four year old sickly orphan and this sponsored post is the last thing i see before i pass away how does that make you feel

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

kinkshaming is needed and respectable. we need that kind of behavior. in the same vein that bullying is required to teach people doing mean/weird stuff is bad if theyre not feeling that internally.

this post also doubles as a kind of convenient bug repellent

Ohhh I get that post about Tumblr being rancid that the person I’m reblogging this from made

It’s because they surround themselves with rancid and horrible people without critical thinking skills like @/angelicguy , it’s no wonder.

It’s clear that using shame and bullying to try and insure the moral values of a group/society is a bad idea. This is a pretty basic and sensible opinion. Why?

Well, if the “wrong” moral values, that it seeks to stamp out, are truly harming anyone then shaming and bullying wouldn’t make any sense, and different actions could and would have to be taken instead.

This means that the values and actions which proponents of bullying and shaming want to prevent are in fact harmless. And harmless acts shouldn’t be prosecuted in any way, shape or form.

If you believe that someone should be prosecuted because they eat certain foods, look a certain way or act in harmless ways that seem or are disgusting to you well then congratulations, you are a textbook bigot.

humans-areweird:

thingsfittingperfectly:

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

grox:

ubashaaa-archived:

ubashaaa-archived:

This video is so sad….. poor thing…. walked right into that monster magnet…… had to have his mangled corpse peeled off of it…….

unrealengine5:

3000s:

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

coughloop:

…can you put your shoes back on

memewhore:

angelicguy:

footage of joe biden dying somehow posted to r/mildlyinteresting before any major news outlet is aware of it

toastpotent:

honestly i wish i got into reddit or something instead of tumblr in high school. not even joking this place is a rancid environment and it’s probably one of the worst social media spaces for mental health which is saying something considering how un-marketable and influencer-unfriendly it is. it’s the epitome of training your brain to assume the worst in everyone, promote selfish and toxic behavior as bold, and lose the ability to think critically. i was going to make this into a joke but i can’t think of one. well here’s a cool image i made of presidemt joe biden having anti-ludacris effect on bts

It’s the exact opposite for me… and I could probably say all of those things about Reddit or Twitter.

I guess I’m just really good at blocking people that are rancid?

the-voweler:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

toastpotent:

iamoutofideas:

iamoutofideas:

toastpotent:

jakemorph:

toastpotent:

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it’s actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN’T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

I DIDN’T PISS I DIDN’T!!!! I’M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I’M NOT!!!!

Seeing this in person feels like ive just come across a celebrity randomly in the street

Ah yes little piss boy hasn’t quit tumblr yet good

traingirlbogthing:

traingirlbogthing:

whalesharkcat:

alt234mega:

phallicide:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

winsaykophum:

datasoong47:

winsaykophum:

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

All pride flags should be like this

seychellizes your flag

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

composited

im peer reviewing these ones (@notpukichosadly)

Okay this but with a blue shell+shrapnel, pink explosion beams and a white background would be a sick MtF logo.

Give me 10 minutes.

Hey @whalesharkcat I did it :3

misterbrick42-slaytheprincess:

susiephone:

saeronovace:

queen-of-the-merry-men:

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

The flipside is also true!

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

Most personality traits aren’t inherently good or bad. It’s all about context, and how far they go.

Why are so many of these bullseye descriptions of the Voices

hazelsmazecave:

ayleidwell-deactivated20250527:

this website is spectacular

totally-a-chicken-deactivated20:

thehousehag:

Omg I love this

bok bok

iridescentoracle:

lorax177:

nimmenstjer:

talesfromweirdland:

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

image

Toad of Broken Dreams needs to be a song

iridescentoracle:

lorax177:

nimmenstjer:

talesfromweirdland:

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

image

iridescentoracle:

lorax177:

nimmenstjer:

talesfromweirdland:

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

image

apas-95:

freesocksforall:

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

the beauty of tumblr’s retrochronological dash is that when you come back online, if the first post you see is “okay im normal now” you know you’re about to witness the most spectacular meltdown a mutual has ever had in recent memory, followed by the impetus that trigger the entire event

mymilkhasice:

A cropped comic panel from The Unbelievable Gwenpool #16 that shows Gwen walking into a comic shop dressed in casual clothing. Above her is a pink speech bubble surrounded by music notes that reads "IT'S THE MOST WEDNESDAY-IST DAAAAY OF THE YEAAAAR!"ALT

It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year

mittensmorgul:

ladymac111:

telapathetic:

noogle-the-whovian:

minionamongmoosekateers:

tateshaw:

alleneverafter:

fuglypudding:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

Recycled tumblr humor

10k notes

pun

pun repeated in italics

“did you just” added

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

image

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

what was old is apparently new again

mittensmorgul:

ladymac111:

telapathetic:

noogle-the-whovian:

minionamongmoosekateers:

tateshaw:

alleneverafter:

fuglypudding:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

Recycled tumblr humor

10k notes

pun

pun repeated in italics

“did you just” added

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

image

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

what was old is apparently new again

shewolfofvilnius:

xanaxfarts:

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season’s growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero,“ Wolinsky said.

*photographer wants to take a cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics* is an all-timer of a story

theslowesthnery:

antarctic-octopus:

theslowesthnery:

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma’s boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are “like that” because they haven’t seen their grandma’s tits

good job tumblr 👍

there it is!

my comments on that post were (sorry for shamelessly copy-pasting them):

american attitudes about nudity are fucking wild, and the worst part is that because they’re american, they just assume that everyone everywhere thinks the same. i will never forget seeing people on a left-leaning, progressive site saying that families bathing together is creepy and gross and clearly a sign that something is wrong with the family, that they’d never seen their siblings or parents naked and would in fact rather die. meanwhile to this day i bathe and go to the sauna with my sister and mother and have been bathing and sauna'ing with various family members - and even strangers! - my whole life.

but yes, can confirm, seeing your grandma’s tits as a child does you good, and not just because it teaches you that “beauty is fake and temporary”, but because it broadens your ideas about what beauty even is in the first place. my sister and i used to spend our summers at our grandma’s house by the countryside and frequently bathed and went to sauna with her. we saw not just her breasts but also her flabby skin, her moles and liver spots, her body hair and varicose veins, and we didn’t see any of that as weird or ugly because they were a part of our grandma who we loved very much. and when we see those things in other people - ourselves included! - we think “well it wasn’t ugly on my grandma’s body, so why would it be ugly on anyone else’s body?”. it makes you much more understanding and “forgiving”, if you will, towards the completely normal bodies of strangers as well as your own body.

crevicedwelling:

crevicedwelling:

if you have a long beak it must feel sooo good to hold a little red fruit in it

this guy knows what’s up

were–ralph:

amvs:

amvs:

same this shit rocks

this is genuinely one of my favorite videos

120grad:

mutual just posted “ok i’m normal now”. objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

hollowboobtheory:

hot take apparently but i think it’s good for white people to relate to poc’s art. i think it’s good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we’re different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

hollowboobtheory:

hot take apparently but i think it’s good for white people to relate to poc’s art. i think it’s good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we’re different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

mynewshape:

what if it was gay boy advance. how would you feel then?