August 2024

the-real-gmail:

the-real-catholic-church:

spicygay:

psyducked:

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

You called?

Please help this person they need it

wolfertinger666:

“no trans guy wants to be a feminine boy twink some of us wanna be bears and jocks!!!” yes that’s ok and perfectly valid btw can you stop throwing feminine trans men under the bus thank you (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)

garbageconnoisseur:

garbageconnoisseur:

garbageconnoisseur:

garbageconnoisseur:

garbageconnoisseur:

garbageconnoisseur:

Homeless LGBT Couple is struggling and needs help!

Hello everyone.

My little family is struggling really bad this month and could use some support. We are still homeless and I’m still sick, and have been feeling much sicker with the excessive heat in our area. These last few weeks have been a train wreck for reasons I wont get into, but either way, I’m burning out quickly and could use some relief.

We need to eat but we can’t afford anything. We also need temporary shelter to keep out of the heat so I can rest (with a bathroom) while I recover from being sick. Any help keeping safe and covering food so I can focus on getting better and finding work again would be greatly appreciated. I can’t keep like this much longer.

Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur

CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur

PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur

(Please, no hate or unsolicited advice. I don’t have the energy to deal with it and I will block you.)

We have no food and could use help with shelter this week. Anything helps.

We have 24 hours to get enough for our motel room, or we will be without shelter in the morning. I’m still sick, my lungs are filling with fluid, and my body is wracked with fatigue and pain when I have to leave the bed, especially in the heat. We are broke, and very little has come in this whole week, so any help is appreciated.

We have about 20 hours left. Nothing has come in yet.

I’m in a very bad place and could use support.

We are without food or shelter today. I woke up sick to my stomach, and the first moments in the heat magnified this. Please, if anyone can send some help so we can get a new room as soon as one is available somewhere, it would mean a lot.

lovethyvidya:

what the hell

escuerzoresucitado:

byjove:

byjove:

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

you know what I do when someone’s identity makes no sense to me? I go “not my business.” and find something else to care about

swordlesbianopinions:

meridiangrimm:

swordlesbianopinions:

jakeglez:

swordlesbianopinions:

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Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

image

I went looking for this post specifically and only just realized that the op was the same person

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

queeranarchism:

soon-palestine:

The article itself is fascinating, it’s such a long detailed list of statistics and facts about genocide, interlaced with a comical amount of attempts to insert the word ‘alleged’ by zionists.

ahamkaracature:

lostbutnotforgotten:

An r/196 classic

Friendly reminder since I hadn’t seen it in a while

meme-finder:

akonoadham:

sapphling:

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

kitkatpancakestack:

Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like “man I love hgtysbks” and “you gotta go watch abcdefgh” like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!

37q:

autism-georg:

kira-serialfaggot:

brucefromfamilyguy:

Shapeshifted druid

@nick-nonya this is Cassian when a lil girl put him in a tank as a pet.

queenlua:

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i’ve ever heard.  i’m stealing this

xanaxfarts:

Various species of bats covered in dew during hibernation

skeletor-reads-this-post:

lily-avara:

Sometimes you just gotta roam around the house at an ungodly hour in your Evil Cloak, as a treat

This post has been read by Skeletor, as a treat

Skeletor reads this post

sensiblereblogifposts:

theroguescientist:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you’d been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

“Did you like our text post about the flock of gay seagulls?” one of them shouts, “We thought it was going to do numbers.”

*sigh*

Well, at least you’re not AI generated

Reblog if you are not AI generated

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

daloy-politsey:

You cannot make yourself small enough, inoffensive enough, pure enough, to make a biggot happy

They will not accept a watered down suitable for a daytime Disney show version of you, they won’t accept a flamboyant thriving version of you.

It feels like maybe the problem is not you.

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

daloy-politsey:

You cannot make yourself small enough, inoffensive enough, pure enough, to make a biggot happy

They will not accept a watered down suitable for a daytime Disney show version of you, they won’t accept a flamboyant thriving version of you.

It feels like maybe the problem is not you.

theoneofwhomisblue:

The grandfather wunk

tpwrtrmnky:

chromatically dysphoric individual

[ID: Three panel “Pills that make you green” comic.

Panel 1: An olive green person and a leaf green person are having a discussion.

Olive: I am actually not green.

Leaf: Good to know, how should I refer to-

Olive: I am a chromatically dysphoric greyscale individual who does not deny the biological truth that I am grayscale.

Panel 2: Focus on olive green person as they elaborate.

Olive: “Greener ideology has gone too far now that people are being forced to say that chromatically dysphoric individuals can actually become green! We need to acknowledge that I am simply a mentally ill greyscale person whose treatment is to have my delusions affirmed! Pills that make you green should be banned for everyone except me, it was the right choice for me of course.”

Panel 3: Zoom in on leaf green person.

Leaf: “Is someone forcing you to say these things? Blink twice if someone you care about is being held at gunpoint right now.”

End ID.]

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tpwrtrmnky:

data

[ID: Four panel comic with people represented by crudely drawn stick figures

Panel 1: A red person and a blue person are talking.

Red: “In my experience red people are more oppressed than blue people”

Blue: “No it’s actually blue people who are more oppressed than red people”

Red: “No, you’re wrong, it’s red people”

Blue: “No, it really is blue people”

Panel 2: A dark red person enters from the side, while the red person turns to face them.

Dark red: “Hey uh. I have some studies you might want to read.”

Red: “Nah.”

Blue: “Nope.”

Dark red: “I’m just saying it might be useful to both of you to ground this argument in actual data on the issue. Since there are actual answers.”

Panel 3: Continue as above

Blue: “Oh so you’re going to deny that blue people are more oppressed too, huh?”

Dark red: “No, I’m deferring to the actual data we have rather than generalizing based on my own lived experience! You two should also do that!”

Red: “If we read ‘the data’ it’s going to claim that green people are more oppressed than both of us.”

Dark red: “Because that’s a reasonable conclusion to draw from the data!”

Panel 4: Zoom in on dark red

From offscreen: “Well I know a trio of green people who own an apartment, so clearly they’re not doing that badly”

Dark red: “Do you know what 'anecdotal evidence’ is?”

From offscreen: “Now that you bring up green people I actually find all this talk about 'more oppressed’ really pointless. We’re all oppressed!”

Dark red: “I am begging you to develop theoretical foundations. Please.”

End ID.]

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raangmanch:

Recently there has been a fall in engagement with Palestinian content on tumblr, and for those of us who are helping Palestinians fundraise it is very obvious that this has happened directly after the very public smear campaigns, carried out by some racist users with significant followings.

It seems half the site somehow found it easier to believe in the horseshit about “belgian scam rings” and “russian botnets” in an effort to justify their apathy towards genocide victims, and the other half seems to think that everything is over and that the evil was defeated just because some racist bloggers got run off the site after giving half-hearted apologies that did nothing to mitigate the damage they had done.

THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL IN DIRE NEED OF HELP !! There are people who are still getting death threats from zionists every day and have to stay on this godforsaken website because their gofundmes haven’t reached their endgoals yet…

I’m going to keep this brief:

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thegnomedruid:

owlpellet:

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

As a statistician, these are EXACTLY the questions you should ask when interpreting a poll.

In fact, you shouldn’t HAVE to ask. A data scientist doing their JOB will provide that information UP FRONT. How the random sample was taken, who was polled, and what demographics were potentially left out of the poll.

If that information isn’t there, don’t trust it.

thegnomedruid:

owlpellet:

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

As a statistician, these are EXACTLY the questions you should ask when interpreting a poll.

In fact, you shouldn’t HAVE to ask. A data scientist doing their JOB will provide that information UP FRONT. How the random sample was taken, who was polled, and what demographics were potentially left out of the poll.

If that information isn’t there, don’t trust it.

geitonas:

when you focus so hard you stop focusing

leox-un:

this is the story of a man named stanley 🔄

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts

i could really take a shit right now

ghost-bleus:

two simple comic panels. the first one on the top shows a person holding their phone, with a speech bubble next to the phone that shows a picture of a drawn tumblr post. the username is just scribbles, and the photo attached is of someone waving. there is text on top of the photo which reads: "i drew character!! :3" the post has 0 notes. underneath on the second panel, the same person who is holding their phone is smiling, and the speech bubble now shows activity. the activity is of a reblog, and states, "#1CHARACTERFAN Reblogged your post". this is repeated six timesALT

i really really like when this happens

tpwrtrmnky:

specific

[ID: Four-panel pills that make you green comic with people represented by stick figures.

Panel 1: A green stick figure and a taller, purple stick figure are walking along a sidewalk. There’s a car on the right, and on the left there is an orange stick figure touching some grass.

Purple: “Yeah I dunno, the stereotypes about purple people are really weird.”

Green: “I can imagine!”

Purple: “Like every time I argue with a chromophobe, eventually they accuse me of killing kids and stuffing them into restaurant animatronics? Specifically five kids, too.”

Green: “Huh!”

Panel 2: Zoom in on the two continuing to talk.

Green: “For us green people it’s this weird idea that we kill people, skin them, and make couches out of the skin.

Purple: "What the fuck”

Green: “It’s like where do they even get these ideas from? I wonder what they have for blue people.”

Panel 3: A view of the other side of the street, where a blue person with a pentagonal torso is being harassed by a greyscale person. Green and purple watch from across the street.

Greyscale: “Oh you’re leaving? You’re running away from me? You’re going fast? You’re a fast little blue person who goes fast? Typical!”

Blue: “Sigh…”

Purple: “Huh.”

Green: “Wow that’s a weird one.”

Panel 4: Zoom back in on green and purple.

Purple: “Do you ever worry that you’re getting desensitized to bigotry?”

Green: “Yup!”

End ID.]

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tpwrtrmnky:

grass

[ID: Three-panel Pills That Make You Green comic with crudely drawn stick figures representing people.

Panel 1: Zoom in on orange stick figure’s face. They are saying:

“Huh. I… don’t feel bad right now.”

Panel 2: Slight zoom out, showing that they are laying down.

“I haven’t thought about spectral decompositions all day. Nobody’s telling me I’ll never be orange enough. This… is kind of nice?”

Panel 3: Zoom out further, revealing that the stick figure is laying in a grassy field drawn in a rough digital painting style, with mountains in the distance and a blue sky with sparse clouds.

“Maybe it’s going to be okay actually.”

End ID.]

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tpwrtrmnky:

advantage

[ID: Three-panel pills that make you green comic.

Panel 1: A news anchor is next to a world map, implicitly in the midst of coverage.

Anchor: “…leaving millions dead in its wake and devastating the region. And now for more important things: Sports. The Worldwide Go-Karting League has taken a brave stand for fairness today, with a ban on green people at all levels of competition.”

Panel 2: A stick figure with a bulky torso wearing a cap is now on screen alongside the anchor, with the world map gone.

Anchor: “Joining us now we have… this person, who’s a famous go-karter I guess.”

Famous go-karter: “Thanks for having me on, so after my devastating loss of my rightful 12th place in the last world cup to some greenie, I realized I needed to fight.”

Panel 3: A view of the green trio’s living space. There is a window showing residential blocks outside, they have a drawer with a cup containing both a green flag and a rainbow flag, their couch is on the right and the TV is mounted on the wall on the left. Moss is face down on the couch, snoring. Lime is at the edge of the couch, hunched over in frustration. Leaf is sitting on the floor, petting a small grey creature.

Famous go-karter: “It’s honestly a travesty that this was ever an issue in the first place, I mean obviously green people have an inherent unfair advantage at kart racing…”

Leaf: “Was it always this obvious that they’re propaganda, or…?”

Lime: “Kart racing. Fucking kart racing. A biological advantage at that, too.”

End ID.]

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tpwrtrmnky:

vexillology

[ID: Three panel “Pills that make you green” comic.

Panel 1: An ochre person with a triangle-shaped body is standing on a stage in front of a curtain.

Ochre: Hey everyone and thanks for showing up today. As you’re all probably familiar there’s been a lot of discussion about the green pride flag, and how lots of people in the community aren’t really represented by it. And while there are a lot of flags for subcommunities we’re really missing a unifying one

Panel 2: Ochre person pulls away the curtain, revealing literally just the regular real life Pride flag to the crowd of a variety of people with a skew towards a greenish majority

Ochre: So I’m going to suggest we use this rainbow flag, as a symbolic representation of the full color spectrum

Panel 3: Zoom in on the ochre person looking vaguely dejected, saying “oh…” as criticisms come in from the crowd:

“I feel that this does a poor job representing mauve people”

“Get better at vexilology” [sic]

“That looks so weird”

“There’s barely even any of the original green flag left!”

“Way too complicated”

“Orange people don’t even have anything to do with green rights”

“What’s next, charred brown with lava cracks in it for refugees from Former Italy?”

End ID]

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tpwrtrmnky:

caricature

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A tall purple person and an olive green person with a square head are standing outside the entrance to a building. There is a poster with a purple person on it.

Purple: “Ugh, can you believe they’re doing another FNAF reboot?”

Olive: “FNAF?”

Purple: “Yeah, Friday Night at Frank’s, the horror franchise from the 80s? With the really chromophobic caricature of a purple person?”

Olive: “Oh right, I think I’ve heard of it.”

Panel 2: The two enter into a hallway, Purple with some difficulty due to the door frame failing to accommodate their stature. There are posters for “Sundered Moon” and “Dulhaniyaa” in the background, as well as a soda machine labelled “Torment.”

Purple: “It’s so bad. That first movie alone has like all the stereotypes I get thrown at me.

Always with the ‘oooh do you always come back???’”

Olive: “They have to be addressing that in the new one, right?”

Purple: “No, they just 'clarify’ that the killer is just faking being purple and run with it.”

Olive: “Holy shit, they barely even tried.”

Panel 3: The two arrive at a counter, where a person with a baseball cap is working.

Baseball cap: “Woah hey has anyone ever told you you look like-”

Purple: “Yes. I know.”

Olive: “Yeah they get that a lot. Two tickets to Hades Calculus please.”

End ID.]

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tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

circle

[ID: Four-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: Several people are sitting in a chair circle. One of them is visibly green, another is visibly pink with a bright blue jacket and orange pointy anime glasses. A third one is wearing a blue cap. The person in the middle, who is none of these things, leads the conversation.

Middle person: “All right everyone, time to do a hexcode circle! My hexcode is #000000, what are yours?”

Several people respond “#000000”.

Panel 2: Zoom in on the green person and the middle person, with a third in between them.

Green: “Mine’s #00FF00.”

Middle: “Oh, but we’re very inclusive here! You don’t have to fit into primary hexcodes!”

Green: “…I prefer #00FF00.”

Middle: “I’m just saying, if you want to go with something like #33BB33 that’s fine! It would suit you!”

Panel 3: Zoom on the one with the blue cap.

Closeted Blue: “I’m uh… Well, um, uh, you see-”

Middle: “Oh, looks like we have exciting news!2

Closeted Blue: ”…#000000. Sorry. I’m not uh. I’m grayscale. Can we move on?“

Panel 4: Zoom in on anime glasses.

Anime Glasses: ”#LEG3ND.“

Middle: "That’s not a real hexcode!”

Anime Glasses: “I don’t give a shit.”

Middle: “I’m sure you can find a valid hexcode that suits you!”

Anime glasses: “You dipshits can’t handle a visually green person using #00FF00, I’m not playing this game.”

End ID.]

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[ID: Reply from Tumblr user @pangope saying “just wait till they hear about alpha values…”]

“My alpha value? Yeah it’s off the charts. Or I don’t have one. I dunno I’m not into astrology.”

[ID 2: a closeup of the anime glasses character from above.]

disgustinggf:

lgballt:

gender fluid doesn’t like the cold ;)

lgballt

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

Actually my favorite replacement for both ‘kill myself’ jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is “I’m going to end up on the news” like it’s versatile, it’s vague, it’s not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it’s family friendly while still getting the point across, what’s not to love???

You. You get it.

space-fluff:

chaosborb:

swordy-da-goat:

@swordyarts

But what if 3d?

zoeydotexe:

fallingtowers:

a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

mambo number 5 ytp

i knew what i must do

libraford:

The word ‘rural’ is in the public consciousness again and every time people start going in about the 'rural values’ 'rural way of life’ I remember just how subjective that word is.

I have a friend that lives in LA. He considers Columbus, OH to be 'rural.’ A population of over 900k. Thriving arts community, tons of culture festivals, every kind of restaurant you can think of, one of the most annoying college campuses ever, several smaller colleges, lots of queer spaces, comic book conventions, huge concerts… rural.

The town I live in considers itself 'rural.’ 38k population. Arts festival every year, a small pride celebration, monthly gallery hop, big Halloween festival. Five ice cream shops, three coffee shops, a couple fancy bars, so many grocery stores. Huge library, conservation and sustainability advocates, queer spaces, a hospital, one private college. Rural.

The town we nearly annexed, but lost the deal considers us 'urban’ compared to them. Less than 5k. They have a limited hospital, often send their surgeries here. Downtown has hardware store, bars, craft supply store, a couple grocery stores, pizza places. There’s some farmland, but much of the square acreage is golf. Mega churches. The houses here are 500k. Most people drive ATVs. They have a handful of festivals in the summer.

A town I would often get sent to to cover their high school sports- a little over 2k. There’s a Subway, a Domino’s, Family Dollar. Some bars, some corner stores. Some local crafts. All the students grow up knowing each other, most of them stay there. But they have craft fairs and art galleries, still.

Less rural still than the town I go through to get there, population of around 600. Houses, farmland, post office, general store.

Who would still look down upon the town of about 400 that I would go to sometimes- post office. Gas station. Bar. The school is the only big thing there.

And yet still, I have seen towns with population in the double digits that have a church and a post office.

Even just looking at the numbers doesn’t lend accuracy to what 'rural’ actually looks like. Because this is what it looks like in ohio, but it’s different in West Virginia- where your closest neighbor might be a mile down a hill. Or in Montana, where your town might be planned very tightly and your neighbors are very close, but the nearest grocery store is an hour and a half away. These are places I’ve been, friends that I’ve talked to. I’ve never been to Missouri or Alabama or Louisiana- I’m sure they have a unique experience of being 'rural.’

So my point is that when people talk about 'the rural experience’ or 'rural values,’ they are talking about millions of people across the entire country who all have lived unique lives- and who may not even agree on what 'rural’ is.

Think about who is talking, and who is being talked over, and who isn’t even being asked to join the conversation.

chained2012:

chained2012:

in tears rn

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

queeraliensposts:

Transfem oppression: yeah the other day this jealous cis girl told me I have an obvious adam’s apple and that I’ll never be a real woman and now I wanna die because I’m not pretty like the other girls!!!

Transmasc oppression: yeah the other day this guy that had a crush on me in high school found out I transitioned and now he keeps texting me begging me to detransition for him, and he somehow found out where I live and where I work, and he keeps sending me rape threats. Also yesterday I went to the men’s restroom and I almost got raped but thankfully my friend walked in before anything happened. Thank god nothing happened especially because if I got pregnant I’d get no treatment cause I already changed the gender marker on my birth certificate.


See how stupid that was? See how when I talked about “transfem oppression” I cherry picked a specific issue that mostly affects white binary trans women, completely overlooking the experiences of trans women of color and non-binary transfems. See how this post willfully ignores the very real violence that happens to transfems? See how this doesn’t help transmascs at all and only undermines transfems. See how this implies that cis men only target transmascs, and that cis women are incapable of violence?

Wow it’s almost as if we don’t have to gaslight one group and undermind their experiences in order to talk about the experiences of the other… Funny that.

voroxpete:

darkeagleruins:

technique looks perfect

Yojimbo (1961) - Akira Kurosawa

pawberri:

Someday people are going to post ads like this with captions like “the future we were promised…”

paperandpencilsandskips:

oh-hools:

oh-hools:

oh-hools:

ordered a burger AMA

yes

we’re dating now btw

I’m so happy for you and the burger