July 2024

toskarin:

spookymanners:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

the tumblr brothers

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12

twigstarpikachutroll22:

official-lucifers-child:

imnotrevealingmyname:

crunchbuttsteak:

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

“3st”

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

sadly, very little oil has any dinosaur in it :(

(This fact brought to you by me having read XKCD books)

floridakilo:

feminescu:

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

castielsprostate:

god i want to kill google by ripping its throat out with my teeth and grabbing its heart with my bare hands and ripping it through its ribcage

byjove:

:

byjove:

“gay son or thot daughter” hoping god will bless me with both 😊 or perhaps my child will be both of these things during the journey of life 😊

No such thing as a thot or a slut. Nice misogyny tho

there is such a thing as a slut and I am one

spirking-and-sparkling:

girlnephew:

@ranpd

ruerock:

shoutout to those already struggling within the first days of the new year. this does NOT dictate on how your year is going to be. stuff you’re going through may not disappear overnight. you’ll get there and what’s important is that you take it easy

republicansaredomesticterrorists:

unusualmodesofresistance:

“Safety is always at the expense of policing black bodies, because again, neither whiteness nor blackness exists in a vacuum. If quirkiness is eccentricity or white-girl-weird, then it’s about making new movements, tics, and they can be affectations, that are peculiar but never seen as threatening. Black people are often forced to keep making old movements, in our bodies, speech, the way we live, because the space for whiteness to see us as safe if we’re unpredictable barely exists.”

Doreen St Felix

captain-acab:

desert-palm:

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm’s worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you’re towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you’re on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

tastylemonbread:

tastylemonbread:

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth

shmaroace-deactivated20241124:

“i support aros!!” you can’t even handle alloromantic people saying they’re happy single

remusthedroid:

profeminist:

“just not seeing enough people talking about carl clemons-hopkins, the first out nonbinary actor to be nominated for an emmy, and the nonbinary flag gown they wore last night”

@mattxiv

Carl Clemons-Hopkins on IMDB

they look absolutely drop dead gorgeous!!

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

worst-egirl:

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can’t stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn’t just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

ace-trainer-luna

But aren’t Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I’m pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that’s still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

deathtounova

no one’s refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don’t know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it’s obvious you’re just mad you’re a normal type lol.

deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we’ll see how “not very effective” it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn’t you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it’s quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn’t make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they’re water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP’s url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

thefloralmenace:

Can we boost this one until it reaches the Oklahoma City Tumblrites? This seems like something this website could rally and solve. Help save all this genetic information? I messaged them to offer to consult with the entymology lab near mine to see if they could store the bugs with us, but they are VERY far away and would have to drive long distance to us.

UPDATE: Based on people’s stories in the comments, the guy behind the project is a misogynist wad who has burnt every bridge in the city, and that’s why no one will help him. I understand everyone who does not want to help him, but I’m still not sure what to do about the bugs because I hate to give a dumpster fire of a science man a pass to get places in life without being made to character develop, but he also seems to be in charge of resources that if lost, would be a loss to an entire field and not just him. :/

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

fiendfifofum:

frankensteins-gay-son:

munkseel:

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post



🦐

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

these are the people in power, remember that while their stupidity may be funny it’s really much more scary and it underlines the problem of access to education in this country

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

tech illiterate people are the funniest thing

notscarsafe:

Rest in peace Princess Jellie

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

I hate this country

bemusedlybespectacled:

animentality:

you fools. pepe le pew is quebecois.

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

toriel-2:

toriel-2:

babe i promise big words dont make you smart now let me hit that stupid pussy of yours expediently

let me hit with vigor. let me hit posthaste

kalsamurai:

thirteensfavoritetoy:

xerohourcheese:

dagny-hashtaggart:

zwoelffarben:

prometheusascendant:

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS FAKE’ billboards in Ohio, just for shits and giggles

Putting up ‘WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA’ billboards in Ohio just to see what happens

putting up “OHIO IS MORE PENNSYLVANIA” billboards in ohio because i’m pennsylvanian and it feels the same in there honestly

localvoidcat:

localvoidcat:

i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i’m put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

yeah

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

saturnsocoolioyep:

oldbaton:

Frollo said listen here faggot

cpericardium:

hammercarexplosion:

hammercarexplosion:

People act like genocide is just evil men committing open atrocities and they forget that most of genocide is someone just like them keeping quiet because the results of the genocide are keeping them comfortable.

The liberals are out here acting like brownshirts now. I say “why support Biden? Why not vote Green or Socialist or something that would attempt to make a difference?” and they tell me (even the queer ones) “I hope you die in one of Trump’s camps.”

This post is more relevant now than ever.

If only a difference could be made… and preferably soon

ladytabletop:

please practice being excited about stuff.

yeah, I said “practice”. remember how much joy there was in getting a new toy/book/game as a kid, and practice feeling that excitement again. a lot of us had that instinct squashed out of us, and you may not even know that you’ve internalized the idea that being excited and joyful isn’t “mature” or “cool”.

fuck that! let yourself experience joy and excitement! part of being an adult is learning that not only should you be able to feel anger/sadness/hard emotions without suppressing them, you have to do that for joy/excitement/wonder too.

let yourself feel unhindered, unbridled excitement!

capricorn-0mnikorn:

blazingpegasys:

glowering:

yuyukami:

leffelovesdestrua:

Sharing this because I had NO IDEA that this is how they worked… 

I did but it is still super cool to see it close up in such great detail.

There’s something of the obscene about this.

@zahai

Quoted Tag:

#fountain porn

How dare you.

owlpellet:

kirkegarde:

leveragehunters:

singulartrout:

sullina:

its-ya-bo:

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

Screenshot of an article title that reads Burn, Baby, Burn: Australian Birds Steal Fire to Smoke Out Prey
Photo of a wedge-tailed eagle. It's turned its head to stare into the camera with exactly the expression you'd expect from a bird that sets fires. It's done it before and it'll do it again.

Behold, a (hu)man!

The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

bakwaaas:

strawberryswinger:

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

catboybiologist:

zapsoda:

this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding

hey men with long hair. this is your sign to cut it. But only an inch or two to get rid of the split ends for maintenance so it can stay long without issue. you look so much hotter with it long trust me.

loveridden1999:

mercuryhat:

i had a dream someone in a discord channel i’m in put this image next to their username somehow to announce their new pronouns and i had to recreate it

doberbutts:

doberbutts:

So here is my problem with the “by virtue of being a man, you have to make your peace with the fact that some people will be uncomfortable with you, and thus you have to make yourself a safe person”

I’ve heard the same thing about being black. A lot of people have taken my very presence as hostility. I have had people escalate situations just because I am present as a black person in front of them. Before, and after transition.

You know what the problem with bending over backwards to make other people comfortable with your presence even though you haven’t actually done anything to them besides breathe the same air?

It’s never enough. You can be One Of The Good Ones for ages and at some point you will fail your Good One inspection and people will turn on you at the drop of a hat. People who you thought you had a good rapport with. People you thought were your friends.

I have *experienced* this, both online and in person.

The onus is on everyone to be safe people to be around. Singling someone out and blaming them for daring to share a demographic with someone else who has caused harm isn’t cute when people do it to me because I’m black, and it’s also not cute when they do it because I’m a man.

People are uncomfortable about my blackness all the time. I didn’t magically stop experiencing racism when I started taking testosterone. So it’s absolutely wild to me that people think “well, you know, with what you look like, some people won’t want you around” is going to fly when I was explicitly taught *not* to tolerate that shit by every single one of my black relatives.

Someone doesn’t like that I’m occupying a space? Well I’m not hurting them, so that’s a them problem and not a me problem. That’s how I’ve learned how to exist as black in white-majority spaces. Why do you think you can change the demographic and get me to agree with you?

Similarly scrolling past a post that was effectively “trans mascs should sit down and shut up and let other people do the talking” and I WISH that I was exaggerating but the post did literally use the phrasing “you need to sit down and shut up” and here’s the thing.

Every single one of the women in my family whether they consider themselves feminists or not taught me to never tolerate someone telling me to sit down and shut up and let someone else talk over me. That my voice is my power, and that I should never let someone take that power from me.

Why do you think I’m going to tolerate it now?

I mean i guess ppl can use it if they want, not my life and it's not going to cause the total destruction of the trans community but..it quite literally doesn't make sense? The point of calling yourself transfem is to express that you were born AMAB (or intersex) but are a woman/feminine. I can't see why exactly an AFAB person would even need to call themselves that?? That would just be considered NB/genderfluid/bigender/etc. words have to mean something to make sense lol. when people hear transfem or transmasc they automatically assume it's someone who is a gender that is not their sex assigned at birth.

hypernixation:

punkitt-is-here:

A simplified orange figure representing Punkitt posed politely on a steel chair with an explosion happening behind them. On the explosion is text that reads "NONE OF THIS SHIT MAKES SENSE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO I DON'T REALLY CARE - TO THE AVERAGE CONSERVATIVE ME, A BINARY TRANS WOMAN, WANTING TO TRANSITION
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE - I MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND CONTRADICTORY LABELS BUT I DO NOT NEED TO AS MY PRIORITY IS THE SAFETY, HAPPINESS AND COMFORT FOR ALL WHO STRUGGLE WITH THEIR IDENTITY - WHO AM I TO RECREATE FURTHER DOWN THE LINE THE EXACT GENDER ESSENTIALISM THAT RESTRICTS ALL OF US?"


ALT

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text reads: only accepting identities that make sense and are palatable to you is the exact mindset that leads to discrimination and violence against queer people / policing others’ identities and labels is contradictory to the very spirit of queer liberation

i’m genuinely so proud of orange for achieving happiness and touching grass so i made fanart. :3

fun fact i kinda personally headcanon that orange has bad posture lmao

tpwrtrmnky:

Everyone in ptmyg has bad posture just as a consequence of the art style

jekalis-clockwork:

thatdykepunkslut:

theeretblr:

breakingboob:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I love this post because the replies are like “for anyone who doesn’t know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]” but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

Nestle has:

Drained water from places suffering from drought for absolute pennies.

Made African mothers dependent on their milk formula, which they gave for free, until their milk dried up. Then they required them to purchase it, mothers could not afford it, mixed in too little to fulfill nutrient needs, and mixed it with polluted water. Children died.

Used slavery to produce their cocoa.

Pushed for water to be considered a “want” not a “need” and is at the forefront of arguments that water is not a human right.

Poisoned Chinese infants with melamine in their milk formula.

Demanded Ethiopia pay a debt owed to Nestle, during a FAMINE.

Price-fixed food items.

Contributed to deforestation for their cocoa farming.

The worst thing is, Nestle owns TONS of other brands, making it difficult to avoid for certain products.

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world BECAUSE they have one of the worst track records. It is impossible to make that much money without lying, stealing, and killing.

NEVER FORGET……………. What nestle did

Nestlé completely monopolised the ice cream industry in my country

You literally can’t go to the store and pick out an ice-cream from the freezer which isn’t produced by a subsidiary of theirs

And I’m sure there’s more examples

7knives:

feintlaurent:

Me

[ID: screenshot of a tweet by xtian (@/AOWTOUDOUZAT) that reads: My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed. end ID].

fagsex:

depsidase:

So you’re telling me I can’t make a PDF with a 1:1 map of Germany in it? This is horrible

xxacidnekoxx:

artist lifestyle

official-balls-posts:

official-balls-posts:

unexplained-occurrences:

Miami herald article: ‘Ghost’-like creature with ‘ample’ genitalia found at power plant. It’s a new species

ALT

certified balls post?

certified balls post!