judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop
just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post
She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy
I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.
Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a “le cool people vs le cringe” and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"
I’m 5'11, but in most casual conversations I’ll say I’m 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else’s description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.
If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
This is what was put to stone, a trickster god that dared to walk among men, came forth with a devout secret, one that would cause great conflict and panic. A simple lie, one to shatter the ego and hearts of men, bringing warriors to their knees and charlatans into light. They always say to pity the fool, but who is there to pity when the fool outplays their supposed betters. Who are we to stand against such tactics, one so potent as the snake’s venom. No. We would be fools to try, for the trickster god has already dug its roots.
if i wanted to forcefem the yellow m and m it wouldnt even be that hard i don t tbink
If you forcefem that little man then I’ll tell you right now that peanut isn’t gonna be the only nut in her after im done
you are the second person on this post to confess to wanting to have sex with a forcibly feminized m and m
What the fuck is wrong with you people? There are three female m&ms at this point. When will your hyper-feminist agenda be satisfied? What if I decided I was going to forcemasc the green m&m? Then you would all cry misogyny. Do not try to deny it.
Let’s make a deal. For every m&m you hypothetically forcefem, I will hypothetically turn one male, starting with the green one as green is my favorite color and because I believe HE would make the most fuckable femboy with his heels on.
i want very badly to respond to this addition but unfortunately your dni prevents me from doing so
“What the fuck is wrong with you people” asks the most unhinged person on this post.
Hold on can someone get this to 10k notes, I have a bit I want to do.
Isn’t this dude the one who wished his aunt would miscarry and then showed up to the family dinner he got uninvited to with a sword
Yeah he’s reddit famous. I can’t believe I found him in the wild.
When I was 20 and got married, older women loved to try to scare me with stories of what it’s like to live with a man.
My marriage is wonderful 20 years later.
Through my 20s into my 30s, older women loved to try to predict when my baby fever would kick in and they’d tell me horror stories of motherhood.
We chose not to have kids and baby fever never hit me.
Now, I’m in my 40s and older women love to tell me about how I’m going to suffer through menopause. They gleefully recount hot flashes, the weight gain, how I’ll have to “work harder to be a woman”.
I’m not even perimenopausal. I’m only 41. I know about menopause. It’s not a secret.
Can women just let women age? This isn’t support. This is aggression in pink.
This is gaining traction, so I just want to add: this 10000000% includes trans people and non-binary people.
Actually, imma include cismen as well, because hearing this shit is damaging to the male psyche as well. Toxic masculinity can start by hearing women hate each other.
But, yeah. TERFS fuck off.
the way women talk about other women absolutely perpetuates toxic masculinity, shit I heard from the women in my family rotted my brain
“Is it selfish of an ace person to be in a relationship with an allo person and expect them to never have sex” stupid ass question. have you ever heard of communication and establishing boundaries.
sorry I got mad at a poll using the word selfish while not offering an option thats nuanced enough. did u know the world is full of beautiful diverse people with different needs and wants.
“If voting changed anything they wouldn’t let people do it-” grabs your faceTHEY DIDN’T JUST “LET” PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN’T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.
IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN’T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??
BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.
I hate that most people don’t say “ace and aro are different identities” to mean “being ace and being aro have different meanings and cultural experiences that can exist completely separate from one another” but instead say it to mean “haha I’m ace but I’m still normal, I still feel love lol I’m human not heartless :3”
This is crazy. I wonder if there’s some sort of historical basis for the rural landowners in America being wealthy reactionaries who just make other people do their work for them
This is crazy. I wonder if there’s some sort of historical basis for the rural landowners in America being wealthy reactionaries who just make other people do their work for them
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a “le cool people vs le cringe” and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"
I’m 5'11, but in most casual conversations I’ll say I’m 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else’s description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.
If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
a post containment breach is usually when a specific fandom post is vague enough that folks outside of the fandom start reblogging it bc it’s relatable. the opposite of this is when a random post accidentally vibes too hard with a fandom and op has to respond with “who’s [this person you keep tagging]” and I for one, love that genre of post.
it makes me so happy that they list other things you can feed ducks. my go-to is seed but I might start giving my local friends some of these other things
Social media sites need a button next to block that’s like “strike”.
It doesn’t do anything except add one to their number of strikes, which is a number only you can see.
Then when you see someone being annoying in some way, you can see if this is the first time you’ve seen them being annoying, or if it’s a pattern that repeats.
Cause often times people do stuff that’s not really block worthy on its own, but if they’ve done this before, I want to block em. But I can’t remember if they have before, because my brain doesn’t work. But computers are good at remembering things!
Actually it might be possible to add this in an extension without too much work. Maybe as part of xkit?
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