Supernatural creatures existing, but the magical abilities they have are actually super rare, functioning essentially like their species-specific superpowers.
“Holy shit, a dragon. Can you actually spit fire?”
“Oh wow. A human. Do you have telekinesis? Can you move items with the power of your mind? Yeah thought so. Fuck off.”
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
saw that one “are cishet aro men queer” poll that’s going around and like. I’m not gonna reblog it bc the results are frankly disappointing and the discourse going on in the tags is really dumb but, unfriendly reminder, if you’re aro/acephobic you’re a loser lmao…. bye. anyway hi aro men you are very valid and I think you’re super awesome and cool ‼️
i also have a whole post i could write about how kudos on ao3 correspond to marketability rather than quality, exactly how the actual publishing industry works, but. the question is… do i have the energy
okay i’m writing it.
there’s a very good encouraging post (cannot currently find it) about how ao3 kudos don’t correspond to writing quality, which is true.
but if you don’t know WHY that is, it sounds like meaningless pat-on-the-back “keep your chin up, champ!” stuff.
it’s not.
kudos on ao3 are a marketing game. i’m gonna use my own ao3 works to make my case bc that’s a lot easier (and Significantly Less Asshole-ish) than analyzing the marketability of other people’s ao3 fic
my two main fandoms over the past 8 years are homestuck and the raven cycle/dreamer trilogy verse.
my most popular homestuck fanfiction is vacation. it’s a johndave fic i wrote when i was 16, and as of writing this post, it has 2,974 kudos.
by comparison, there’s breathe on the ashes. this is an ancestor fic similar in length and chapter count to vacation. it has 268 kudos - an encouraging readership for sure, but less than 1/10th of the engagement of vacation. it has less than 1/20th the amount of hits.
quality-wise, breathe on the ashes is SIGNIFICANTLY better than vacation (though there’s a LOT about it i’d do differently if i wrote it today). i wrote it when i was 19. it has better characterization, more thoughtful character arcs, more compelling plotting, better twists, and a significantly more fulfilling resolution.
so why is vacation so much more popular?
a great deal of it is luck - it was the first (i believe?) mainstream mermaid AU in the homestuck fandom, and it inspired a LOT of fanart that brought readers in. it was written in 2012-2013, at the height of the homestuck fandom’s engagement w/ fanworks
it also combines a popular AU concept with the most popular fandom ship at the time. i have multiple very short, badly written johndave oneshots from 2012 that ALSO have significantly more kudos than breathe on the ashes.
breathe on the ashes, by comparison, is about the homestuck ancestors, who get almost no screen time in canon and have no canon personalities. it’s plot-heavy rather than ship-heavy. it’s dense, and at some times very dark.
much of its readership is tumblr mutuals and people who started following my writing for johndave. but also, a significant part of its readership is people reading for the tagged relationships and the promised adventure story. that’s why it has over 200 kudos instead of, like, 10.
unbecoming jordan hennessy is my newest series, so it hasn’t had years to gain a readership. but none of the fics have more than 70 hits, which is unusual for my profile. in fact, only the first fic has more than 10 kudos. by comparison, the vampire AU has 73 series bookmarks, 3,500 hits on the first installment, and nearly 450 kudos on the first installment.
that’s because i knew the jordan hennessy series had little potential readership going in and made no effort to mitigate that. it’s an extremely dark dead dove series that has basically every available content warning and then some. it focuses on a dreamer trilogy character (so, already a smaller fandom than the raven cycle) who gets very little fandom attention, and character spinoffs who get even LESS attention. most didn’t even have ao3 tags of their own until i wrote them. it’s all genfic, and it’s all gruesome and gutwrenching and awful.
meanwhile i DID take steps to encourage vampire AU readership, even as i continued writing what i want. the main characters are in a polycule, but poly fic is rarely interacted with in this fandom. so several installments focus chiefly on the main fandom pairing (pynch) with the polyamory as a background. that way there was already a readership when i started exploring adansey, bronan, etc.
i wrote the vampire AU with fan-favorite tropes (i mean…. it’s a vampire AU). i wrote it to be self-indulgent and fun. i wrote it ENTIRELY as a series where I Do What I Want, but i also marketed it in ways that drive reader engagement. i used tags that people often search on ao3. i used popular & humorous title formats. i used short, snappy summaries that told people what to expect from the fic.
both of these series are undeniably good. i’m a good writer. but only one was written With The Consumption Of Others In Mind, and it’s reflected 100% in the stats. in fact, if i didn’t have tumblr mutuals who’d shared jordan hennessy, NO ONE would have read it.
i’m not sore about people not reading jordan hennessy. i wrote it for myself, like most of my writing is for myself, and i published it for maybe 3 or 4 mutuals who care about the content as much as i do. i knew it wasn’t going to be mass devoured by the fandom.
(i have well over a million words of fiction that i’ve written for myself that no one else has ever seen. unbecoming jordan hennessy is the closest public window into what most of that content looks like.)
so.
here’s how to market a fic to get kudos:
pick a large fandom. raven cycle is a pretty big YA fandom, homestuck is a giant internet fandom. if i cared to write for fandoms like the MCU, i could almost definitely surpass vacation’s success
pick the most popular pairing. or a very popular pairing, if there are several in your fandom.
DO NOT write relationship-less genfic. even if the fic itself is pretty genficcy, tag it with a popular relationship. (use & relationship tags if there absolutely is no romance or it’s focused on familial bonding.)
DO NOT go overboard with relationship tags or with general tags. do not write a summary that’s a million words long.
write a popular AU. high school, college, supernatural, coffee shop, office workers, soulmates, whatever.
write a popular relationship trope. fake relationship, enemies to lovers, there was only one bed, and they were roommates etc.
write a popular subgenre. sickfic, slow burn, married shenanigans, plotless fluff, angst with a happy ending, etc.
write a oneshot or keep chapter lengths somewhere from 2,000 to 4,000 words.
profit.
does any of that have to do with the writing quality? no.
it has to do with what people are searching for on ao3, what they’re likely to read, and how to reach the largest market possible in your fandom of choice.
so if you’re writing for external validation, use this formula and go forth and enjoy success, friends. and if you’re worried that maybe you’re a bad writer because your fic isn’t being engaged with: stop worrying. marketability and quality are not the same thing, and they never have been.
my homestuck fic actually comprises a significant fraction of the first ten pages of top-kudosed works. im on there a lot. i shaped a big chunk of early fanon. there’s an unsettling amount of evidence that im why troll dicks generally look like that. and it’s not because i was the best writer around, it’s because i got in early and because i write fanfiction to throw spaghetti at the wall, trying out whatever seems new and interesting to me, so i ended up blazing exactly one step of a new trail in a bunch of different directions, so then subsequent explorers kept on crediting me.
but like, actually examining my works through the lense of kudos also shows the other filter besides just novelty: i wrote a huge range of lengths and subjects and pairings and tones, and what actually Became A Hit was pretty much all the Normal Shit. the redrom. the strider manpain. the ornate aus with lovely outfits. the palatable stuff that almost anyone liked.
your best work probably won’t (and probably shouldn’t!) be your most popular, because quality is a function of passion and experience and experimentation and originality. popularity is about working with averages. stuff most people like well enough. there’s nothing inherently wrong with it. but you need to keep that in mind if you want to be an unrepentant freak who writes for the unhinged joy of it.
everyone likes a guitar. the inventor of the saxophone was almost assassinated like three times by inept but evidently passionate sax-hating time travelers. draw your own conclusions.
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word “suspicious” to “sus,” it’s probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”
iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou
seen a few different threads of this post and I just think the world needs to see what the adults look like.
They’re actually a subspecies of African buffalo.
You know, this guy?
Anyway, they keep the striped ear plumes even as adults, theorized to help protect the ears from biting insects. Easily one of the bovines of all time.
was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe
i did read on to the next scene and they were serving their friends the salad and i felt like i was watching hannibal. i was like no!!!!! don’t eat it!!!!!!!!!!!
[Image ID: Disappointed Black Guy is a four-panel reaction image macro that expresses the expectation-reality meme. Black writing on a white background saying
- creating AUS - world building
- creating OCS - sending memes to your friends
juxtaposes a photograph of a happy, excited man. The third panel
- actually writing the fic
followed by a picture of the same person, but now with an expression of disappointment or shock. End ID]
As someone who falls into 3 of these categories, I feel very called out by my own meme 😅
Alt text:
A meme image of 4 arms / hands reaching out & grabbing another hand’s wrist, forming a kind of square.
Hand 1: Trans & non-binary folks
Hand 2: Bi & pan folks
Hand 3: Aro & ace folks
Hand 4: Neurodivergent folks
In the middle between them all: “Wait… doesn’t everyone feel this way?”
It’s always fun when you’re one or more of these things simultaenously and find out so, so much later that the world you live in is very much not shared by everyone else.
I got an extension called DeArrow that replaces Youtube thumbnails/titles with crowdsourced ones to make them less clickbaity and obnoxious. If there isn’t one available I set it to just grab a random frame and remove ALL CAPS!!!.
Here’s some comparisons (Original on the left, DeArrow on the right):
dear diary, today i learned a new word. trans gender. some people use different pronounce than the ones they were born with. the mean lesbian who took me in uses he and she. i think everyone should be who they are. i just wish he would be less of a bitch. #love is love #pride #ally
Regardless of who you are or where you come from, if you do not feel outrage, anguish, and grief for these innocent lives lost, something is amiss, and you must consider why you lack the drive to take action.
Their fight should be considered our fight, as it is one for human rights.
Weird thing to get so upset about but.. yeah, he is. He literally donates the maximum legal amount he can to far right politicians. I get he made the funny bear and purple man but that for sure counts as evil.
when i say that there’s a disparity in how aromantics and asexuals are treated, what i mean is that romantic asexuality is allowed to exist, but sexual aromanticism is not. what i mean is that all sexual content is expected to be tagged appropriately, and sex-repulsed people can block those tags, but romantic content is almost never tagged as romantic, and romance-repulsed people are just expected to be alright with that. what i mean is that you cannot make a single post about aromanticism without someone tagging it as “ace” or “aroace” (even if you specifically make a banner that says not to do so). what i mean is that i have gotten several hate anons from other aspecs just because i talk openly about being a non-ace aro. what i mean is that all aromantic representation is aroace. what i mean is that the aspec community is incredibly sex-negative. what i mean is that popular aspec media openly spouts alloarophobia and still gets praised as good aspec representation. what i mean is that non-ace aros are expected to seperate our sexuality from our aromanticism entirely because it might make some aroace uncomfortable to acknowledge that sexual aromanticism can and does exist.
there is a fucking disparity, you’re just not listening to us.