July 2024

idontmindifuforgetme:

The “am I introverted or am I traumatized” thing is so real bc I hear so many people say how they grow up very outgoing as children and then Things happen to them (particularly turning 12) and their personality does a 180 but it never quite feels right

depsidase:

digitaldiscipline:

darthflake:

ottermatopoeia:

jaubaius:

Source

Unrestrained summer fun

@pictures-of-dogs

Send that to the manufacturer as field testing data for their durability

redstonedust:

might be a hot take but i think we should try to retire the term ‘terf’ unless radical feminism is a core part of the persons beliefs because half the time i see it used it isnt even like. accurate? ive seen people call right wing cis men 'terfy’ and its like. the word you are looking for is transphobic. and its a word thats a lot harder for bigots to reclaim proudly, y'know?

newtkins:

newtkins:

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

i-scan-your-poems:

great-and-small:

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

full scansion:

– / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ –
mon/keys on / the in/terstate
◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ –
igua/nas in / your home
– / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ –
all / my pa/tients kick / and bite
◡ – ◡ / ◡ – / ◡ –
wild ani/mals I / have known

metrical form: Alternating lines of acephalous iambic tetrameter and iambic trimeter.
rhyme scheme: ABCB
other notes: Line 4 has an extra syllable between the first and second feet.

lezarus:

im so glad someone screenshot this tweet from this persons priv. this is the funniest and realest thing anyone has ever said. i think abt it like twice a week

lolli-popples:

lolli-popples:

NGL I don’t even know what to say here.

…kermitcraft

@rav3nsid3blog Oh my god, you’re totally right, let me fix that.

julia-writes-things:

as someone who takes a French course, I can’t help but think of Skizz as “Skizz the man”

because “Skizzleman” = Skizz le man.

and Skizz Le Man translates to Skizz the man.

Skizz is the man. Singular.

argonphoenix:

argonphoenix:

where the fuck did the phrase ‘fits like a glove’ come from. ive never worn a glove that fit perfectly in my entire life.

ah. i see. el problema es el capitalismo.

obscenicon-deactivated20231123:

word-for-today:

max1461:

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

tags reading "i agree but i fear freaks would use this to justify their gross actions"ALT

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

catgirlbulge:

not to halimedepost but this one felt like a slap in the face and a bucket of ice water dumped on me. fuck.

“And, to be abundantly clear, I am not sure there is enough training data in existence to get these models past the next generation. Even if generative AI companies were able to legally and freely download every single piece of text and visual media from the internet, it doesn’t appear to be enough to train these models, with some model developers potentially turning to model-generated "synthetic” data — a process that could introduce “model collapse,” a form of inbreeding that Jathan Sadowski called “Habsburg AI” that destroys the models over time.“

Personally I think that the AI bubble is going to be the largest tech collapse since the dot com crash.

animentality:

ivanpahdrylakeracer:

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I basically never think about my ethnic identity at all. In America I’m white. One time I was wandering around a corner store in eastern Europe and the shopkeep kept following me like I was gonna steal something. I was really confused until I remembered “Oh right I’m romani.”

like “hey you fuckin asshole! I’m literally whiter than y-ohhhhhhh I get the last 2000 years of European history a little better now.”

queer-as-city-folk:

queenofosm:

@amtrak-official

Time for a fun fact: The trains run off linux!

queer-as-city-folk:

queenofosm:

@amtrak-official

Time for a fun fact: The trains run off linux!

shamebats:

w1z4rd-l1z4rd:

Parent(s)

gray-coal:

nightmare3614:

goldenpoc:

thoughtfulfuri:

omnipotentoverlord:

laropasucia:

biggaybunny:

onlinegf:

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

image

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

This is my joy.

This made me look at networks near me and: 

Lol the last one cute

I already like my new neighborhood

starrypawu:

↑ creachure

status-quo-hater:

I'm like if a twink was a girl does that make sense

Completely!

Anyone should be able to be a twink and/or a girl!

ariaste:

hello-delicious-tea:

emi–rose:

watermelon-converse:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that’s an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

dsmsix:

the-eater-of-flesh:

laptoparmageddon:

THIS IS SO CUTE AND NICE??? HOLY SHIT???

carys-the-ninth:

ghostzzy:

the worst part about a migraine is that it is BORING

piranesiandtheother Yesterday  
i started learning braille for when  i get migraines so i dont have to  look or listen to anything but am  still entertained!!  
ALT

This is the best idea I’ve ever heard in my life.

winterbyn:

setepenre-set:

setepenre-set:

deathishauntedbyhumans:

squided:

whumf:

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory


 
くコ:彡
                                                                     
くコ:彡 

                            
くコ:彡 
くコ:彡


                                                      
くコ:彡

                         
くコ:彡
くコ:彡

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

@setepenre-set

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡ 
                             C:≡
     C:≡                         
                    C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡
              C{≡                        
                            C{≡                         C{≡
C{≡                                 C{≡

oh! you’ve found some isopods! look at them go!

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nicopossum:

it ain’t easy being a dragon 😔

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Comments did not disappoint

baradragon:

will never forget when i was walking thru the main walkway on my university campus and some dude hopped out from one of the side tables and went “hey youre tall you’d be good at fencing” and then handed me a paper to join the intramural fencing team and honestly wish i tried it out

mousegirlheart:

mxamalgam:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

yurious-george:

i-am-a-fan:

notahorseindisguise:

the “m” in bdsm stands for mouse. and the “s” stands for squeak

Yeah babe. I’m into BSDM (Baby da mouse squeaks)

none of those letters are in the right order

theyre in the right order to me and thats what matters

youre a fake bdsm fan

you didnt even know what the b and d stood for

ITS BIG DAMN SQUEAK MOUSE!!!

no its baby da mouse squeaks. get off my fucking post

THIS IS MY POST!!!

@mousegirlheart need consultation

bdsm is when string cheese shibari and also all of these

Leader goes to check what's in the pouch and pulls out a smaller and very confused Leader

npdsalad:

um

wayneradiotv:

Tumblr ads telling me I will be the one true god and king and I will decide right from wrong And what will come from this won’t be pretty For you

digitaldiscipline:

hartro-owns-my-heart-ro:

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

aflo:

moneypuzzleexchanger:

I think there’s been too much bluetooth in the air people have been so angry lately and i’ve heard violent laughter in the streets

nostalgiathriving:

swagdinner:

freshlybakedbaby:

agnoll:

reblog this post ONLY if you’re older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

fuck off dude

you can’t be saying that white baby

White baby, no….

ankoku-teion:

1nm806:

autistic spot conlon but his special interest is just newspapers so no one realises. autistic spot conlon but when he goes non verbal people just think hes intimidating. he keeps his sleeves rolled up so his arms aren’t restricted and this is “so he can punch easier” but its actually because he hates the feeling of it. he has one (1) conversation with davey where he just talks about newspapers for an hour non stop and davey’s just like. Oh you’re like me! and they are friends because of it and without that context no one can understand how or why they’re friends.

I have no idea who these people are, but I feel like I’m in this post…

marlinspirkhall:

There’s nothing funnier to me than a company named “Crowdstrike” taking out multiple computers worldwide. Great job, buddy, you sure did.

carby:

I love that it didn’t even take an actual cyberattack to cripple the entire planet, just a faulty cybersecurity software update. What a thing to wake up to

heavysass:

theriu:

i-am-a-megalodon:

catchymemes:

WHAT

OKAY I LOVE THAT

syn4k:

“who radicalized you” ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

foodfanandstuff:

uwu-power:

triskeleaficionado:

funnyreclaimed:

does anyone have more these are great

i’m wheeziNg

luetta:

idk if people on tumblr know about this but a cybersecurity software called crowdstrike just did what is probably the single biggest fuck up in any sector in the past 10 years. it’s monumentally bad. literally the most horror-inducing nightmare scenario for a tech company.

some info, crowdstrike is essentially an antivirus software for enterprises. which means normal laypeople cant really get it, they’re for businesses and organisations and important stuff.

so, on a friday evening (it of course wasnt friday everywhere but it was friday evening in oceania which is where it first started causing damage due to europe and na being asleep), crowdstrike pushed out an update to their windows users that caused a bug.

before i get into what the bug is, know that friday evening is the worst possible time to do this because people are going home. the weekend is starting. offices dont have people in them. this is just one of many perfectly placed failures in the rube goldburg machine of crowdstrike. there’s a reason friday is called ‘dont push to live friday’ or more to the point 'dont fuck it up friday’

so, at 3pm at friday, an update comes rolling into crowdstrike users which is automatically implemented. this update immediately causes the computer to blue screen of death. very very bad. but it’s not simply a 'you need to restart’ crash, because the computer then gets stuck into a boot loop.

this is the worst possible thing because, in a boot loop state, a computer is never really able to get to a point where it can do anything. like download a fix. so there is nothing crowdstrike can do to remedy this death update anymore. it is now left to the end users.

it was pretty quickly identified what the problem was. you had to boot it in safe mode, and a very small file needed to be deleted. or you could just rename crowdstrike to something else so windows never attempts to use it.

it’s a fairly easy fix in the grand scheme of things, but the issue is that it is effecting enterprises. which can have a looooot of computers. in many different locations. so an IT person would need to manually fix hundreds of computers, sometimes in whole other cities and perhaps even other countries if theyre big enough.

another fuck up crowdstrike did was they did not stagger the update, so they could catch any mistakes before they wrecked havoc. (and also how how HOW do you not catch this before deploying it. this isn’t a code oopsie this is a complete failure of quality ensurance that probably permeates the whole company to not realise their update was an instant kill). they rolled it out to everyone of their clients in the world at the same time.

and this seems pretty hilarious on the surface. i was havin a good chuckle as eftpos went down in the store i was working at, chaos was definitely ensuring lmao. im in aus, and banking was literally down nationwide.

but then you start hearing about the entire country’s planes being grounded because the airport’s computers are bricked. and hospitals having no computers anymore. emergency call centres crashing. and you realised that, wow. crowdstrike just killed people probably. this is literally the worst thing possible for a company like this to do.

crowdstrike was kinda on the come up too, they were starting to become a big name in the tech world as a new face. but that has definitely vanished now. to fuck up at this many places, is almost extremely impressive. its hard to even think of a comparable fuckup.

a friday evening simultaneous rollout boot loop is a phrase that haunts IT people in their darkest hours. it’s the monster that drags people down into the swamp. it’s the big bag in the horror movie. it’s the end of the road. and for crowdstrike, that reaper of souls just knocked on their doorstep.

jenovacomplete:

a failed update from billion-dollar cybersecurity firm crowdstrike has crashed windows machines worldwide today (july 19th 2024), leaving everything from airport terminals to checkout machines to delivery apps to banks stuck with a blue screen of death. here’s a screenshot from downdetector (au) to illustrate:

the issue appears to be with crowdstrike falcon, a form of antivirus software widely used in the corporate world – with emphasis on the world. there have been reports from the us, uk, australia, germany, india, france, japan and more. places affected include (but are not limited to) supermarkets, banks, basically every airline, public transport networks, major broadcasters, emergency services, corporate offices, healthcare providers and stock exchanges.

(woolies pic via archiestaines9 on twitter; s3pirion; akothari. yes that is masahiro sakurai of smash bros fame)

emergency service lines are currently experiencing problems within the american states of alaska, arizona, indiana, minnesota, new hampshire and ohio. similar problems likely plague other areas of the world, they just haven’t been reported on yet. australian emergency services are operating, and critical infrastructure remains stable. be sure to check in with the local news stations still online for more updates.

welcome to y2k……………………….. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gubbymcyt:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

The Onion is killing me mavzgskzheowvdhe

scottpaladin:

boreal-sea:

tlbodine:

For the last goddamn time…

“Kill your darlings” means “if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty.”

That’s it! That’s all it means! It means if you’re stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you’re avoiding removing that thing because it’s good, you remove that thing. That’s the darling.

It does NOT mean

  • That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing
  • That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)
  • That you need to kill off characters (??? what)
  • That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones
  • That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don’t want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn’t SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don’t get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief….

Also, you don’t have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you’ll need it later.

Sometimes you can voltron all your darlings together into a single Mega Darling

citrusella-flugpucker:

daydreamodyssey:

*helps a bug outside so people don’t kill it*

*flash forward and I’m convicted of a crime I didn’t commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

Human Movie