scientia-rex:

elvencantation:

sqbr:

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

stuffman:

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

additions from the og artist (credit)

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

fields-of-nightshade:

legitimately:

legitimately:

My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now

Isn’t it wonderful?!

had to continue the compilation:

@canisalbus!!!!

malcriada:

alaajshaat-deactivated20240824:

There is no safe place left. The Israeli army is merciless and does not know humanity. Save us from certain death through support via PayPal wallet.

Emergency: Help Belal family to evacuate from Gaza

this is a verified fundraiser. please see @/el-shab-hussein‘s masterpost of vetted fundraisers. Alaa and Bilal are on the priority fundraising list there. I am also in contact with Alaa and can attest that this is real.

both of them lost their beautiful home and their livelihood due to the genocide.

update: very good news! due to a very generous donation, Alaa and Bilal reached their initial goal. they are now trying to raise enough money to evacuate the rest of their family as well.

the new goal is 25k and so far they have reached $ 16.024/$ 25.000

please share this and donate, even a small amount of money (1-2$) genuinely helps.

thegreatgeodo:

meatybunger:

thegreatgeodo:

meatybunger:

thegreatgeodo:

meatybunger:

stormywinter42:

gaygunsmoke:

Either the 5th edition monster manual, digital synthesizers or flannel jackets

@moldyburger1 @blood-slushy @threecheersslxt @asherwentinsanelol

God dammit, it’s my backpack/lunch

@thegreatgeodo @kosmolore @sandsmand @brokenaroacecode @bored-dromaeosaur

Dog collars????

@sandsmand @kosmolore @brokenaroacecode @decafcatfeen

Where are you that you have dog collars near you?

uhhhh I CAST FIREBALL

Does a 14 pass?

barely not, take 4d8 fire damage

Liquid hand soap

kosmolore:

eclogues:

eclogues:

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

@thegreatgeodo

rubashabansblog:

PLEASE DON’T SKIP!

Please consider SHARING or DONATING, thank you! ❤️🍉

Day 258, still alive.🇵🇸🍉

Donate to Support Ruba’s Family’s Urgent Evacuation, organized by Ruba Abushaban

onetimemacaroni:

onetimemacaroni:

Monsterfucker? I prefer the term “Cthulu pussy connoisseur” myself

god I hope this gets zero reblogs and is lost to time

thegreatgeodo:

meatybunger:

nanochittle:

spaghetti-o-fficial:

guatemala-official:

realguitarcenter:

tazzymcclazzy:

arelenforyadarlin:

sweet-drmzzz-deactivated2025050:

foxtail-1311:

j-snapdragon:

littlebookworm69:

bassguitarinablackt-shirt:

odysseuscore-deactivated2024081:

reblog this with the most mentally ill image you have on your phone—no downloading, whatever you have now—and tag some mutuals.

ill go first

@lostlosersclub @themythecho @three-eyed-skullbunny @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @superherokisser

@genderfluidsgetguns

open tags bc im lazy

@lordcatwich @the-laws-of-physics-were-harmed @castledmequeen @rose-bug-bear @violet92959 @j-snapdragon and anyone else who wants to join!

simply bc i am so obsessed with psych it makes me look mentally ill

@autism-criminal @foxtail-1311 @obsidiancreates @iceeericeee @professional-termite

the airport called me out and i had to take a picture

open tags!!

A lyric that almost made me cry in the car bc GODDAMN IM DEPRESSED /lh/silly/nav

Uhh @astrofuckingnomical @foxtail-1311 @unascension @fefeisadorbs

loll oki hold on uh

oh damn mines depressing too uh some vent art i drew

hmmm @xt0t4llys4n300x @tazdrgaoneyetagain @stansavvy

its a tie between these two

@realguitarcenter @ford-mustang-1969 @therewillbenoromance @chaoscassette

these 4 honestly

@the-principality-of-sealand @non-tyrannical-usa

I have some dirty ones, some dark ones, but this about sums it up

@munkegutz @homochittle @walmart-the-official @bees-oficial @bored-dromaeosaur

Me.

Im mentally ill.

Have picture of me.

Also these:

@thesmallestclown @meatybunger @cowboy-anonymous or people who just want to join, idc. If ya see this, you’re tagged

One of these two

@kosmolore @thegreatgeodo @brokenaroacecode @bored-dromaeosaur

phoenix sansright died for your sins, meaty

magical-grrrl-mavis:

:

Kids don’t even get expelled from school when their parents post violent racism and transphobia online, but of course THIS is where schools draw the line. Fucking hell.

thegreatgeodo:

millyzasilly:

void019:

ballercollective:

knifebulbceo:

burgycreeper405-blog:

akalikestodraw:

frayna-of-the-hollow:

queer-as-city-folk:

bacony-cakes:

ash-the-tiefling:

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

the-frog-wizard-fe:

agentleem:

shutframe:

musing-and-music:

scienceoftheidiot:

zwergenmaedchen:

mistofstars:

lillyko:

stupittmoran:

Sauerkraut

Gipsplattenverschalung

Durchlauferhitzer

Gärunterbrecher

Kartoffel

Hallo

BACKPFEIFENGESICHT!

Krakenvagon

sechs

Scheiße

neun

parkplatz

Zug

Eins

Startenbutenhartenbart(idk if the spelling is correct but I think it’s the word for cat)

Auf Wiedersehen

thanks for that one Medic tf2

absterben

Lorfel? [I think thats how its spelled]

Ja

Gutentag

flamenwerfen

Die Erdbeeren 🍓

lailashaqoura:

Dear Friends,

My name is Laila, and I am writing to you from a place of deep despair. The conflict in Gaza has forced us from our home, and we now find ourselves in Khan Younis, struggling to survive. My mother is pregnant, and her life is in grave danger.

I feel utterly helpless and overwhelmed by our situation. There are moments when I wish for my own suffering to end, but my only hope now is to save my mother. I have started a campaign to raise funds for her evacuation and medical care.

Please, I beg you to share our campaign on your social media platforms. Your help can make a difference and give my mother a chance to live.

Thank you for your compassion and support.❤️🙏🏼

Sincerely,

“this fundraiser is vetted by nabulsi, fallahifag, el-shab-hussein, ibtisams, sayruq”

Donate to Help…Save a Pregnant Mother’s Life and Support Her Family, organized by Ahmed Shaqqoura

neil-gaiman:

ebookporn:

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar – fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.

thegreatgeodo:

meatybunger:

memories:

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #geo? twice a day.

@thegreatgeodo

I am in fact a prescribable drug, didn’t you know that?

mallowmaenad:

werewolfmilfsinc:

werewolfmilfsinc:

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

Damnit I need a new weed guy

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking

My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us

m-e-w-666:

m-e-w-666:

m-e-w-666:

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight

please don’t condemn me 2 notes in

onesidedradiostatic:

I’m thinking about the stupid fucking parasocial dynamic between sir pentious and alastor. I have questions

ALT

ALT

the fact that sir pentious says “again” in the pilot and him saying they’d done battle “like 20 times” in episode 2, was this just like. a regular thing he did even prior to alastor’s disappearance. where he would just come in every other week to attack alastor while he was casually doing stuff and alastor just forgot each and every time.

also keep in mind sir pentious is from the VICTORIAN ERA, he arrived in hell before alastor. how. how long has he known him. how long had he been DOING this.

sir pentious being one of the chronologically oldest major characters really makes you think about how much he has seen or knows about LMAO

also the fact that he says “for when I’ve slain you the almighty vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal” was he just thinking of alastor just being generally powerful that it’d be cool if he defeated him or did he know the specific significance of alastor in the context of the vees. I also find it funny that he found out about alastor’s return BEFORE vox, yeah if he delivered a dead alastor to the vees after 7 years I’m sure that would’ve been one fucking hell of a shock

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

i think the difference between a good artist and a bad artist is the confidence to say “this is mine and it’s good”

you can draw pregnant minecraft steve kissing a my little pony oc in a KFC and i may not like it but if you say “this is great and I made it” then brother who am I to say otherwise? you’re right it is great.

Gordon Ramsay under the eiffel tower giving a water birth holding winston overwatch’s hand while Inuyasha cries? if you made it and you say its good then i really can’t stop you.

bittenrabbit:

can i jpeg you with my pngenis

thisdastampdoesnotexist:

archive-mp3:

memories:

If the groundhog sees @killer-outlet, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

blondejaneblonde:

illisidifan:

jrvarsityjackets:

jrvarsityjackets:

jrvarsityjackets:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Someone in the notes said shes doing this with 200 lbs and i cant stress enough how wrong that is. Thats at least 160 kg she’s lifting, so closer to 350 lbs.

Ok finally looked it up, this is Hyejeong Park, clean and jerking 165kg (364 lbs) to win Senior World Champs in the W 87+ kg class this year (2023)

Reblogging again because another person in the notes said this was 200 lbs and it’s upsetting me

The POWER!

Park Hye-jeong - Wikipedia

derinthescarletpescatarian:

jane–brain-deactivated20240704:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.

He raised so much money to help people!

night-city-valentines:

lightasthesun:

I miss the era where there’d be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

Can’t let these stay in the tags @redbuddi

animentality:

dragongirlsnout:

Go Badge-Free: Tumblr is a multimillion dollar company that doesn’t need your loyalty!

Some users (“many” by Tumblr’s own unsourced metrics) might want to support Tumblr with something similar to regular donations. Great news! You don’t need to, it’s a multimillion dollar company, and its parent company, Automattic, was valued at around 7.5 billion dollars in 2021 as stated by none other than Tumblr’s Elon-Musk-wannabe CEO himself! Tumblr isn’t going to go broke any time soon, and any money you waste on it will just convince staff that the garbage fire they’re currently tossing the site into is profitable!

Enter the power of not giving a fuck about useless badges and shitty merch of stolen memes. Everyone with a brain knows auto-renewable subscriptions aren’t the way to a “user-led business model”, and again, you don’t need to show your support for a massive multimedia platform despite whatever their embarrassing ad campaigns that just want money may tell you!

How it works—or doesn’t:

Tumblr doesn’t care about the users, whether you’re giving them money for nothing or not! So take the initiative yourself. Send them negative feedback about the pointless UI updates. Give Tumblr a 1-star rating on the app store or play store. Disable your badges. Block intrusive ads (and potentially dangerous flashing ones). Style the dashboard to look less like a 1 : 1 clone of Twitter. Install additions to fix basic site functionality.

Seriously, who is buying subscriptions besides staff:

The subscription badges do nothing. Nada. Zero. That is, unless staff decides to lock basic functionality behind a subscription in the future, so make so to make it flop before then.

Pricing:

A year’s subscription for a useless cosmetic badge costs you $30 USD. Cheaper than Twitter Blue, sure, but it sure does a whole lot less! Meanwhile, fixing your own user experience and complaining to staff is permanently on sale for the low, low price of free. Spend your money on a nice treat instead!

More details:

• I don’t know how else to put it. This subscription service sucks ass.

That’s all for now. No idea who exactly would buy a badge subscription of all things in the first place that staff probably designed in 5 minutes. Maybe someday Tumblr’s will figure out how to interpret actual human behavior and user desires, but that day has yet to come. Stay weird, and Tumblr is not your quirky friendly hellsite company <3

noritaro:

when the wifi says “connected without internet” how about i fucking kill you

maswartz:

heavensickness:

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn’t know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad’s connections. The 26 year old barista couldn’t complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Don’t leave this in the tags.

mothyr:

cowboy:

*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*

bubblybloob:

I need confirmation, please tell me I’m not the only person.

ren-054:

haystarlight:

a-very-fond-farewell:

squidwujun:

siegesquirrel42:

gemstone-gynoid:

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up “anime cabbage” I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures’ memes, especially like this

MY CABBAGES

@benvioli

nyancrimew:

twitter is such a wonderful website

ALT

bot:

bot:

saw this image of this cat and couldn’t help myself

rthwrms:

i just think i could benefit from a healthier transgender life actually. no more talking pain and suffering and death all the time. lets talk about what being comfortable with who you are brings instead. catharsis is healthy but so is having fun and healing and remembering and being lightness etc etc i could go on and on but for brevity’s sake being transgender saved my life!!!! if i did not accept that part of myself i would not be here anymore. here i am!!! it was hard!! here i am!!!

and i love my gender because “i asked god to send me a swordsman and he said look at your hands” etc etc look this is not the post for heroics or half remembered quotes whose author name i will later find and paste here: (Melissa Broder) but what it is about is gender euphoria. don’t let anyone tell you being transgender is the end of your life, to me it felt like the beginning, like i’d freaking woke up for the first time and noticed how sunbeams fell through the open window, cool fresh air. a beautiful new day just beginning to bloom before my very eyes.

heyguysiwrotesomething:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

liesmyth:

mostvaliantandmostpround:

liesmyth:

muoio malissimo

What a funny story…

okay context for the non-italians. long story short: it’s pretty much impossible from an engineering perspective. there are very strong and swirly currents that make it not feasible to just build a bridge where the coasts are the closest - it would have to be built in a spot where the distance between the coasts is wider, a little too much for a bridge possibly, but also, like, outside of the cities, which means it would still be quicker for people to step on the ferry than drive all the way to the bridge. the ferry is quick, cheap, also they’ve introduced sustainable non-polluting boats, so, literally no one in either sicily or calabria wants a useless bridge, even if it could be built safely.

on top of that… it’s a seismic area. you really don’t want to make engineering experiments there.

governments have tried to figure out a way to build that bridge at least from the 60s, afaik, but engineers have just come to the conclusion that nope.

also: people in sicily and calabria have reason to believe that if a project like that gets given the green light, it will end up fattening the pockets of corrupted politicians and mafia groups.

pretty straightforward right? yeah… NOPE!

the italian right has been waving the proposal of building that bridge for decades. every once in a while, when you think you’re free, BAM the right-wing politician genius of the moment comes up with the law proposal to build the bridge. it used to be berlusconi, now berlusconi is dead, recently it’s been salvini. they propose to build the bridge, the left says “what the fuck”, and the right goes see!! the left doesn’t want progress and development for the country!! they want the country to languish and die!!

(in the meanwhile taxpayers’ euros go into paying commissions that need to figure out how to build the bridge, ignoring that there’s been a billion commissions over almost a century that have all come to the conclusion that nope.)

(also remember what i said about corrupted politicians and mafia groups? well try to guess the reason it’s the right-wing parties that keep insisting on building this fucking bridge.)

it’s become a total national joke. mention the bridge on the strait to an italian, they’ll laugh as they go through the 5 stages of italian political grief.

sunnpii-deactivated20250527:

part 5 for u gusy‼️‼️

annabelle–cane:

annabelle–cane:

annabelle–cane:

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I’m about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can’t participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven’t been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they’re all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it’ll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

babygirl you wouldn’t believe the people I have blocked over this post

someone called me worse than a fascist for this post

omegaversereloaded:

georgeromerosanalcavity:

georgeromerosanalcavity:

Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse

Yes and be fine

Emotionally and mentally I’d be okay

Physically I’d be okay

No

Straight up, I’d kill myself

Bald/nuance

Results

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Can’t say I didn’t expect that I guess

status-quo-hater:

You can tell if someone’s actually pro intersex liberation by seeing their reaction to the phrase “abolish the sex binary” Yes I said sex. Like biological sex. It’s not binary.

100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

godofautism:

deadinparadice:

1. We would miss you.
2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing.
5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
8. You are amazing.
9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.
10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead.
11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive.
12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die.
13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.
15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?
17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again…
19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
20. Listening to incredibly loud music
21. Being alive is just really good.
22. Not being alive is really bad.
23. Finding your soulmate.
24. Red pandas
25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
26. Really soft pillows.
27. Eating pizza in New York City.
28. Proving people wrong with your success.
29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
31. Being able to help other people.
32. Bonfires.
33. Sitting on rooftops.
34. Seeing every single country in the world.
35. Going on roadtrips.
36. You might win the lottery someday.
37. Listening to music on a record player.
38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
39. Taking really cool pictures.
40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
41. Hearing crazy stories.
42. Telling crazy stories.
43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
45. Travelling to another planet someday.
46. Having an underwater house.
47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
49. Trampolines.
50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again.
51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
53. People do care.
54. Treehouses
55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
56. I don’t even know you and I love you.
57. I don’t even know you and I care about you.
58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS!
61. Starbucks.
62. Hugs.
63. Stargazing.
64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is.
65. You’ve changed somebody’s life.
66. Now you could change the world.
67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you.
68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you.
69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life.
70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things.
71. Making snow angels.
72. Making snowmen.
73. Snowball fights.
74. Life is what you make of it.
75. Everybody has a talent.
76. Laughing until you cry.
77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist.
79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down
80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.
81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.
82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
83. One day your smile will be real.
84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds.
86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
87. Eating crazy food.
88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one.
89. Sleeping in all day.
90. Creating something you’re proud of.
91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit
92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
94. Sherlock season three.
95. Cuddling under the stars.
96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years
99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

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You will be missing out on every single wonderful thing yet to happen to you.

No offense to op

But

Some of the reasons don’t apply to a universal amount of people

So

Here are 3 reasons to keep yourself alive today

1. Tasty food

2. Tasty drink

3. Pretty sky

valtsv:

i love that the dictionary definition of the word “pervert” or “perversion” is the corruption or distortion of something. hell yeah i’m a pervert i love corruption and distortion.

valtsv:

valtsv:

angels are metaphysical beings but i do like to imagine how an angelic corpse would behave if they left one behind when killed. i like to think that it’d get hotter rather than cooling as the mechanisms and functions that keep it stable decay, eventually resulting in meltdown and the spontaneous combustion of the corpse, like a hay fire or nuclear disaster.

calling the bomb disposal squad and quarantining the area after an angel falls to make sure that it’s contained before it starts leaking toxic byproducts into the atmosphere and poisoning the groundwater