July 2024

the-least-undefinable-ordinal:

Huh, my posts where I enthusiastically talk about something I love seem to get ten times as many notes as the ones where I explain why I hate something.

Guy who is very close to having a Realization™

homunculus-argument:

it really isn’t acknowledged enough how mentally draining it is to consistently fuck up the same thing over and over again. The kind of thing that make people ask “how could you possibly fuck that up again, you’ve been doing that consistently for the past 10 years” and all you can give for an answer is “if I knew how I manage to keep doing this wrong, I would simply stop doing it wrong.” And they don’t like that answer, either.

Your brain isn’t designed to do that. The hunter-gatherer survival instincts that are pretty good at determining what’s sensible and what isn’t will just go “don’t do that, then.” There’s nothing in the natural environment that human beings developed in in which consistently doing something that you find unpleasant that consistently yields no reward would be worth doing. If you keep failing at the same thing again and again, then clearly the thing cannot be done, and wasting your energy doing something impossible to achieve that isn’t enjoyable to do is detrimental to your survival. Your brain punishes you for trying to do that.

And there is no way to explain to my caveman brain that I cannot simply stop doing laundry.

the-least-undefinable-ordinal:

Huh, my posts where I enthusiastically talk about something I love seem to get ten times as many notes as the ones where I explain why I hate something.

Guy who is very close to having a Realization™

caesarsaladinn:

we must imagine Kinesin happy

AI is dying

From “Where’s your Ed at?” by Edward Zitron:

A week and a half ago, Goldman Sachs put out a 31-page-report (titled “Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?”) that includes some of the most damning literature on generative AI I’ve ever seen. And yes, that sound you hear is the slow deflation of the bubble I’ve been warning you about since March

The report covers AI’s productivity benefits (which Goldman remarks are likely limited), AI’s returns (which are likely to be significantly more limited than anticipated), and AI’s power demands (which are likely so significant that utility companies will have to spend nearly 40% more in the next three years to keep up with the demand from hyperscalers like Google and Microsoft).

This report is so significant because Goldman Sachs, like any investment bank, does not care about anyone’s feelings unless doing so is profitable. It will gladly hype anything if it thinks it’ll make a buck. Back in May, it was claimed that AI (not just generative AI) was ”showing very positive signs of eventually boosting GDP and productivity,“ even though said report buried within it constant reminders that AI had yet to impact productivity growth, and states that only about 5% of companies report using generative AI in regular production.

For Goldman to suddenly turn on the AI movement suggests that it’s extremely anxious about the future of generative AI, with almost everybody agreeing on one core point: that the longer this tech takes to make people money, the more money it’s going to need to make.

Full article:

liberalsarecool:

fuckingayassbitch:

teaboot:

airyairyquitecontrary:

robinsherman:

spoopy-kanaya:

bundyspooks:

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

  • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
  • Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
  • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

Terry Pratchett side character ♡

Magic

magicmooshka:

Hand drawn graphic reading [CHIBIS FOR PALESTINE] in a yellow bubble against a gridded background. Above the bubble is the username [@magicmooshka] and below it are the dates [July 8-22]. Overlapping the edges of the bubble are two chibi drawings: one of Inumaki Toge from “Jujutsu Kaisen” holding a handheld Palestinian flag, and Suletta Mercury and Miorine Rembran from “Gundam: the Witch from Mercury” holding hands.ALT
A chibi drawing of Inumaki Toge from “Jujutsu Kaisen” holding a small Palestinian flag. He says, via a black speech bubble, [FREE PALESTINE!] A yellow bubble beside him reads, [$5 single character.]ALT
A chibi drawing of Miorine Rembran and Suletta Mercury from “Gundam: the Witch from Mercury” holding hands. A yellow bubble beside them reads, [$8 couple.]ALT
A list of items reading, [Your blorbo? Your OCs? You & your wife? Or husband love is love.] Each item has a green circle with a white checkmark. A yellow cloud shaped bubble below it reads, [I will chibify them all!] Next to it, a small chibi of the artist with a mischevious face holds up a stylus and says, [hehe.]ALT
a hand drawn graphic on a yellow gridded background reads: [1. Step 1: Donate to any of the following.] Below are 6 screenshots of gofundme campaigns belonging to Ashraf, Sahar, Mohammed, Samer, Abdelrahman, and Moamen. Below, text reads: [All linked in caption!]ALT
a hand drawn graphic on a yellow gridded background reads: [2. Step 2: Screenshot the email receipt.] A drawing of the artist holding up a smartphone says, [Make sure your EMAIL ADDRESS, DONATION DATE, and AMOUNT are visible.]ALT
a hand drawn graphic on a yellow gridded background reads: [3. Step 3: Fill out the form linked in caption.] Below is a screenshot of a google form titled [magicmooshka’s CHIBIS FOR PALESTINE.] Below is the link: https://forms.gle/XEKyCupagwcBQgVw8ALT
a hand drawn graphic on a yellow gridded background reads: [THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!] inside a white bubble. Below that, text reads: [For further inquiries, email magicmooshka@gmail.com]ALT

💛 for two weeks, i’m opening up chibi commissions to help Gazan families escape their current hellish living conditions. These fundraisers are from people who reached out to me personally. Any amount makes a huge difference.

These are the lowest I have ever and will ever offer commissions, so please take advantage of this before July 22!

link to form

gofundme links

💛 Ashraf

💛 Sahar

💛 Mohammed

💛 Samer

💛 Abdelrahman

💛 Moamen

edit: in the form image, it says July 11, that’s a mistake – comms are open until July 22!

reallyndacarter:

scyllascriptor:

infectiouspiss:

you have to stay alive. you’re going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

I made it. I made it. I made it!!!!

I am old enough to be a parent to a college-aged kid. I made it. It sucked. It was hard. I lost parts of my self I may never get back. But I made it.

You can make it too. You DON’T have to change who you are. You might have to hide things from time to time, but I want you to know that it shouldn’t be about shame. It’s about protecting those beautiful parts of yourself from harm and having the joy of them robbed from you. It doesn’t make you any “less”. Eventually all of those ‘secrets’ will be like spring bulbs. Beautiful bursts of color and life just waiting for a good, safe, warm day. You just gotta hold on.

You can make it. One day you’ll be an old weirdo with creaking, crunching, knees. You will live long enough to see your own crow’s feet. You’ll stop caring about what other people think and honestly other people will stop caring about what you do. Eventually you get the “adultier adult” pass, and barely anyone gives you a second look. And if they talk shit you’ve got decades of practice under your belt and you can verbally eviscerate them for it. You can make it.

I got gray hair!!! I never thought I would. I love every one of the little wiry motherfuckers. I made it. You can make it.

Co-signed. Live!

corpsegirl-sarah:

Animal I found at a zoo

zacsoyama:

the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show

(also—)

A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No! Oh, my point! Fuck! Oh my point! Shit" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "I fucking buffed it, dude, I shitted it! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No, I'm supposed to be the smarty! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

serious post but: seeing how quick white queers are willing to throw people of color who are queer (mainly black and brown folks) under the bus while spouting bigoted rhetoric is not only scary but solidarity only exists when it benefits them or makes them look good. tired of seeing trans folks of color be absolutely terrified and scared they’ll be exiled from community for even daring to speak their mind or because they sucked as a person in the past. people gotta realize the world wants to kill marginalized folks, especially if they’re poc. you either are with us or not.

I think people forget the LGBTQ+ community was literally built from trans women of color and queer folks of color. they helped kickstart everything only to get treated like dirt beneath the pavement(god forbid if you are a trans woman of color too) this has happened to me and my siblings and we are so tired. if you care about us please raise our voices instead of invalidating our experiences while simultaneously using us as a prop for talking points.

t-s-n-deactivated20250205:

dash is so dry today booooo. i need to follow more lame faggots!!

theboyofalltime:

Why when a rat boggles its eyes when happy it’s a cute thing, but when I do it all of a sudden I’m a “Freak of nature.” and “Need to get in the FBI van.” like what the hell? God forbid a trans man does anything. Ffs.

Terf post why?

https://www.tumblr.com/agentldiddy/734558623447023616

agentleem:

lukadjo:

agentleem:

agentleem:

Shit, I was completely unaware of that

Sorry @lukadjo

who did you even reblog it from?

I don’t remember, I think I just found it in my for you page and didn’t read it well

okay!

doll-ovipositor:

glasswhistles:

guerrillatech:

MLK was a star trek fan

Terf post why?

https://www.tumblr.com/agentldiddy/734558623447023616

agentleem:

agentleem:

Shit, I was completely unaware of that

Sorry @lukadjo

who did you even reblog it from?

Terf post why?

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

lukadjo:

What??

You reblogged a post that was pretending to be all “don’t apply appearance to morality” by saying not to call terfs mean things, but then just went on to justify and spread anti-trans rhetoric

Thank you for bringing this to my attention

I don’t remember what I was thinking when I queued said post but I know for a fact that I’ve always been against TERFs and everything they stand for

slowthypiglordblr:

This woman deserves to have her story shared with the world. She’s a real hero

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

goblins-against-cops:

this post must be reblogged by everyone

ray-of-midnight-storm:

consultingcriminal:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

I will eat them I promise 🫡

dark-carnival-collective:

the-haiku-bot:

artist-rayne:

the-panic-button-collector:

dimespin:

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse

Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware

Just a reblog to

spread the most UN noticed

abuse, be aware

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

THATS NOT NORMAL???

tehamelie:

one-time-i-dreamt:

It’s None Pizza’s final form

dark-carnival-collective:

the-haiku-bot:

artist-rayne:

the-panic-button-collector:

dimespin:

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse

Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware

Just a reblog to

spread the most UN noticed

abuse, be aware

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

THATS NOT NORMAL???

hatesuneenjoyer:

solreefs:

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

galahadwilder:

jasontoddsguns:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

So I just made a joke that “more women should poison their husbands” to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I’m apologizing profusely and he’s like “oh it’s fine it was funny” and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

hashtagloveloses:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thesexiestselkie:

beartnie:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they’re very obviously gay tho like there’s no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

ELMO DOES NOT LIVE ALONE. HIS PARENTS ARE CLEARLY SHOWN SEVERAL TIMES IN SEVERAL PIECES OF SESAME STREET MEDIA. YOU’RE A FAKE FAN. HIS PARENTS NAMES ARE LOUIE AND MAE. HE EVEN HAS EXTENDED FAMILY.

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

hashtagloveloses:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thesexiestselkie:

beartnie:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they’re very obviously gay tho like there’s no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

ELMO DOES NOT LIVE ALONE. HIS PARENTS ARE CLEARLY SHOWN SEVERAL TIMES IN SEVERAL PIECES OF SESAME STREET MEDIA. YOU’RE A FAKE FAN. HIS PARENTS NAMES ARE LOUIE AND MAE. HE EVEN HAS EXTENDED FAMILY.

transhuman-priestess:

the-dubious-creature:

sentiniel:

captain-price-unofficially:

palin-tropos:

thecrabman:

cuno slur-based weather powers

this is so cinematic lmfao the sun coming out and shining its benevolent beams onto the new gay couple who have been blessed by the cuno

the-i-just-like-b-r-e-a-d-blog:

calciumyum:

The Great Ender Dragon Fight!

Texts credit (with some modifications):
Page 2: Ashryn_365 on Twitter and @fishbloc
Page 3: @kalsyumtulag
Page 4: Ashryn_365 on Twitter

I was too anxious to ask for help to make more rhymes and these people suggested the rhymes, I’m so grateful for their help! :D

megamindsupremacy:

megamindsupremacy:

Funniest thing in the whole wide world is opening a completed fic and seeing the author’s note for the first chapter say something like “unlike my other fics, this will be a shorter one! Expect it to be complete within three months or so” and then you look at the stats and the fic is 100k+ words and took two years to finish

Second funniest thing is progressing through a fic and reading the authors notes and every three or so chapters they’re like “you might have noticed the chapter count has increased from five to eight! Some scenes have gotten away from me” and “okay so the chapter count is updated from 14 to 19. just. just ignore that” and the actual completed fic is 37 chapters long

c-130jsuperhercules:

birdandmoon:

A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a narrators says "Wild Turkeys are one of North America's greatest conservation success stories. Here to tell us more is a wild turkey." A beautiful wild turkey pokes his head in and says "Oh hello!" In panel 2, the turkey says "Look what I can do!" In panel 3, the bump on his head extends down over his beak with a "vlooop". In panel 4, the narrator says "Okay, that's... thank you." The turkey bloops its dangly nose thing back up to the top of its nose and says "It's called a snood!" The narrator says "Thanks."ALT


vlooop

bug-mp3:

mommy-mortis:

bug-mp3:

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

aroace-wizard:

whitepeopletwitter:

I still have people that say it but now it’s more of a joking way

talldarkandautistic:

ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:

burntmetalbastard:

ink-the-artist:

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

thenyanguardparty:

savedgame:

savedgame:

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

Listen tails this is my smart beer I’m smarter when I’m drunk

LKLDS🏛IL

sludgewizard666:

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

the thing about adblock detection stuff is that for popular websites where the demand exists for an adblock it’s such a losing battle. best case scenario for the corporation is that the adblock will be broken for maybe a week before someone circumvents it again and adds that to the public blocklist. there is no adblock detection method that’s immune to the adblocker just lying to the website

“you know where the real money is? the set of people who go out of their way to avoid being advertised to. they’re probably ESPECIALLY susceptible to advertisement, I’d imagine”

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

slymewitch:

Ok a real challenge now

If this gets to 2000 notes before December starts Ill make an intro post for allllllll of my blogs

Edit: moved the goalpost 5000 is impossible

@good-wizard2 @asexualmisconduct @f4y3w00d5 @a-random-mooshroom @a-radio-d3mon @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @agentldiddy

WE MUST CONQUER

For a special occasion, I’ll change the rallying catchphrase

SUMMON THE ELECTOR-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @a-radio-d3mon @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening

X-mutuals/elector mutuals, give Slyme love while I work on a spook for moth and radio

caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

milf-adjacent:

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

pukicho:

pasta-yy:

pukicho:

pukicho:

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

that took 3 minutes.

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

slymewitch:

Ok a real challenge now

If this gets to 2000 notes before December starts Ill make an intro post for allllllll of my blogs

Edit: moved the goalpost 5000 is impossible

@good-wizard2 @asexualmisconduct @f4y3w00d5 @a-random-mooshroom @a-radio-d3mon @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @agentldiddy

WE MUST CONQUER

For a special occasion, I’ll change the rallying catchphrase

SUMMON THE ELECTOR-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @a-radio-d3mon @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening

X-mutuals/elector mutuals, give Slyme love while I work on a spook for moth and radio

thatgirlonstage:

Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.