July 2024

aimseytv:

when did coffee start costing £5 or more??? when did a little sweet treat start costing £8???? what ever happened to joy and whimsy???? what is this????

tokyozilla:

Tobi kadachi has house cat energy when it screams

gay-mooshrooms:

me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they’re fuckin gay

junodeth:

sailermoon:

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

yo-its-matt:

slimegirlapologist:

call my girl’s hole the car door the way i’m slamming my penis in it

genderlessgirltwink:

abalidoth:

genderlessgirltwink:

WHY IS IT SAD? LIFE IS GOOD BUDDY DONT WORRY HAVE SOME ICE CWEAM

Preferably mint chip.

I have so many mint truthers as my mutuals. I feel like i failed as a father

kaban-bang:

bluesturngold:

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shirts that go soft

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

girlnephew:

galteahawke:

Here is something a friend sent me, happy pride month to all trainers and all pokemons!

cannibalchicken:

wind-at-your-back:

iamadboy:

oxfrnk:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

biglawbear:

biglawbear:

I love the sex and magic pride flag. Pink and turquoise and sex and magic are so important to me. I’ve always argued that we need to put sex and magic back in the pride flag. Then I thought, why stop there?

This is the Sex and Magic Flag, reblog if you like sex and magic

Hi OP here! I can’t breathe

theslowesthnery:

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, “he hurt me a lot cause i couldn’t let go” absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

This website is free

We pay in other ways.

naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, “he hurt me a lot cause i couldn’t let go” absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

This website is free

We pay in other ways.

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

heartsnbruises:

pansexual-pied-piper:

emptyheadgamer:

pansexual-pied-piper:

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

Pepperoni (derogatory)

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

pass-the-boof-please:

cutepilled:

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

el woowoo

Happy “El Woowoo” Wednesday!

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

pass-the-boof-please:

cutepilled:

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

el woowoo

Happy “El Woowoo” Wednesday!

nerdy-catfish:

catkin-morgs-kookaburralover:

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies

amwult:

freemasons when the paidmasons show up

they should make out

amwult:

freemasons when the paidmasons show up

ghostytoad:

also not rottmnt related but i made this way back when cult of the lamb first came out and it still holds up

crocutaborealis:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming

There’s a natural ice-skating event where you tour through 11 cities in Friesland (one of the northern provinces) that’s scarily close to celebrating it’s 30 year anniversary of not being held at all on account of the lack of thick natural ice. It’s been like a solid 5 years since i’ve seen any amount of snow. Bro there’s no snow anymore. I REMEMBER THERE BEING SNOW AND IT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE BRO

Bro i don’t know september heatwaves used to not be a thing! It used to be cold and rainy in september just 10 years ago!

The government can’t help it because oil corpo dick is just that good

We’ve got dry seasons. We used to not have dry seasons. EVER.

I actually love how much the notes are filled with people remembering seasons being radically different in their childhoods than they are now it’s fucking crazy. Every year more people will be radicalized by the weather.

I know this is a very selfish way to look at climate change but given how much I love the cold and hate the heat it really does feel like a personal attack sometimes

pechebeche:

pechebeche:

also WHY does every american lit or american history or w/ever course contain the entire history and writings of england & greater europe up until the colonies but NO documentation of the oral histories and stories from actual native american tribes and look at how that influenced and was influenced by european traditions to create the “american” story. like i KNOW why but christ

the first ever anthology of native american poetry was published this week and barnes and noble has a 1998 anthology of native american plays and those are literally the only two anthologies of native american literature i could find and i am PHYSICALLY INSISTING that u buy them and support the native activists and authors who pushed for them to published because holy shit y’all

mavigator:

if a funny post has “‘this post should have 1k notes’ ‘haha guys nooo stop don’t blow this post up omg’” it ruins everything. it ruins my day. i no longer care if i live or die

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

what?

hominish0stilis:

roseverdict:

celticpyro:

m1911s-and-power-rises:

racist-no-1:

racist-no-1:

Ouch

Imagine actually taking an L from Cybersmith

Human Pet Guy fulfills his dream of owning another person.

HDJFDVSSGDGKYIDGGWFWGRITOHEGE

Heritage post

thebeardedladyofthelake:

snapcracklepop-myjoints:

euniexenoblade:

wacko-01:

euniexenoblade:

YOU know him as the human pet guy, I know him as the “modern militaries need medieval armor cuz they reflect bullets” guy. We are NOT the same.

can’t believe he’s known here too

HE WAS HERE FIRST AAAAAA

a collection

guerrillatech:

rudycooper:

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

mysharona1987:

eskiworks:

maxbegone:

if you live in America, regardless of whether or not you are eligible to vote, are you aware of Project 2025?

Yes

No

Not American/See Results

See Results

information:

John Oliver clip

tumblr post with sources

post with a video breakdown

via nowthisimpact on Instagram

breakdown post

All In With Chris Hayes clip via MSNBC

*Please add any additional sources you may have and find useful*

I encourage everyone to not only be aware of Project 2025, but educate yourself on exactly what is — a nearly one thousand page document by Conservatives that describes the creation of an authoritarian state and dismantling of major necessary agencies (EPA, Department of Education, etc), as well as including a plan to remove those who hold high government seats and replace them with loyalists who have little to no experience in that field.

An estimated 41 million Gen Z teens will turn eighteen before this election. Please make sure you are registered to vote by November, and be sure to get to the polls on November 5th.

Gen Z please see this and take it in. You need to know, we all need to know.

funkyness:

i love tiktok comment sections

catchymemes:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

some of my favorite tags

catchymemes:

ronangirl:

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes:

squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes:

Come ON. I have done like three big boi grown up tasks already this week and now the washing machine has aborted mission with my clothes still locked inside it so I’m going to have to call my landlord or learn how to fix a washing machine

Update nobody asked for: I fixed my washing machine all by myself

gattmammon:

Early morning are so beautiful it’s so mean that they put them in the early morning

isa-ghost:

jsillabub:

mariaalenkoshepard:

bondsmagii:

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

the spider one too while we’re at it what the fuck

guy0509:

why does it cost money

coelacanth

theshitpostcalligrapher:

genericpoetryblog:

genericpoetryblog:

Sometimes I remember the sheer scale of evolutionary alterations that coelacanths have muscled their way through

the weight of eons of change and incremental improvement on a cellular level that have been concealed under, to what our eyes, an ossified limb configuration that’s remained stagnant in its antiquity.

So I can seek comfort in my own improvements, even if nothing hints to it from the outside

You owe no one the proof of your progress

just a lil pokin around post to boost both the poetry sideblog (the tag for my writing is mia writes poetry) as well as the print that ended up being made about it

normal-sea-urchin:

smallballz-deactivated20240713:

smallballz-deactivated20240713:

discombra:

smallballz-deactivated20240713:

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o “pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have” girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

bigmeatpete69420:

thememedaddy:

jackdoe:

beingcuteismything:

callmegallifreya:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

dendritic-trees:

fuckingflying:

I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?

Nim Chimpsky.

Fucking monkey pun.

And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But

BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.

Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.

There’s a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization… they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous.  The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs.  And then someone decided to get clever and name one “sonic hedgehog” because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.

Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child’s lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a “sonic hedgehog mutation”.

And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.

Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle “the ferrous wheel”.  We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.

The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.

Half a byte of data is a nibble.

Particle physicists went out of their way to call a particle a WIMP (weakly interacting matter particle) just because its weak so now you have physicists saying stuff like “one of the candidates for dark matter are wimps”

None of you know how to have any fun

thenightmaregrrl:

dragonanon:

chicagosfinest2021:

turboalienjesus:

Still a good precaution. And definitely necessary for everyone for when life has returned to normal in like three years just in case you meet the love of your life and they’re positive.

Couldn’t share this fast enough.

Rebloging this to add a little more info because it’s very important:

Antiretroviral therapy when used correctly can cause the user’s “viral load” (your viral load is how much of the virus is in your bloodstream), to drop because the medicine prevents HIV from creating copies of itself.

Regular blood tests are done to monitor your viral load, and after taking the medication long enough, it can drop so low that it becomes “durably undetectable”. This means that the HIV virus in you has become so miniscule that it can’t be detected, and by extension can’t be transmitted either. It’s important to note that in order to be considered durable undetectable, you MUST test as undetectable for at least 6 months after testing as undetectable for the first time.

Also very important, being durably undetectable does NOT mean that you’re cured or that the virus is gone, not by a longshot. The HIV virus is still very much there, but instead of being active, it’s gone dormant in a small number of cells called “viral reservoirs”. This why it’s EXTREMELY important that even after achieving durably undetectable status, you continue to take your Antiretroviral medications correctly. Because if you stop, the HIV virus will reemerge from the viral reservoirs and pick up right where it left off in creating copies of itself, and you will have to start all over again if you want to become durably undetectable again.

This is great advice for people struggling with or know someone who has HIV.

jackdoe:

beingcuteismything:

callmegallifreya:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

dendritic-trees:

fuckingflying:

I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?

Nim Chimpsky.

Fucking monkey pun.

And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But

BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.

Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.

There’s a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization… they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous.  The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs.  And then someone decided to get clever and name one “sonic hedgehog” because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.

Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child’s lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a “sonic hedgehog mutation”.

And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.

Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle “the ferrous wheel”.  We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.

The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.

Half a byte of data is a nibble.

Particle physicists went out of their way to call a particle a WIMP (weakly interacting matter particle) just because its weak so now you have physicists saying stuff like “one of the candidates for dark matter are wimps”

None of you know how to have any fun