July 2024

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

osvaldvvanstein:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

floralasshat:

magicratfingers:

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i’m not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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Jesus fucking Christ

jesus fucking christ

Update please I am begging you

ok but you’re not gonna like it

mid spa break to drain in the sink

sir

please

the family requests that trash gengar’s privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

purlty23:

Have you had Nazi propaganda blazed onto your dashboard? Me too.

Its no secret that Tumblr doesn’t give a damn about its user base. It’s been made abundantly clear to me that not only do they not care. Tumblr is allowing posts with direct links to nazi propaganda and chatroom sites to be blazed!

a screenshot of the tumblr app. tumblr user tttavb posted an image of a planecrash. the text reads 'go ahead, click that link
go on usa.diehoelle.com i dare you
do you think this is a joke?
look at this red rectangle
do you think this is a joke?
a fricking joke?
hell is here, and its on .com'ALT

The only reason I found this post? Because Tumblr put it in front of my face on my dashboard.

In the notes of this post there were dozens of reblogs with things like “is this an ARG?” “Oh whats this, save for later”. One comment that said “tempting”.

This is a neo nazi trying to recruit you.

Report this immediately. Do not click links. Email support@tumblr.com telling them that you don’t want neo nazis paying them to show us this garbage.

If you want to know how I figured out what this was in more detail, I’ll put it under a read more so that everyone can be a little safer and a little smarter out there.

Keep reading

bearsockz:

saw Deadpool & Wolverine with my trans wife

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

If this gets 200 notes I’ll open a public Valheim server and post the deets and we can have a commune or something

zomb1edude:

nat-20s:

nat-20s:

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

The picture isn’t loading but you’re so right

tamamoreblogs:

hamvendor:

scalestails:

So this happened at work today.


I


don’t know what to say

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

Next Halo game with have MAID OUTFIT and ESTROGEN and

stormtide-leviathan:

jame7t:

jame7t:

pplease

and boobs huge?

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

In my first year university course there was a class I remember as being mandatory (at least for English majors) about fallacies and biases in writing. And this prof was all about reading the whole article before you formed your argument. That was his whole thing. You know measure twice cut once he was read twice respond once. He stressed this so much that on our final exam (which was two long form essay questions and a few short answer questions) that I decided to read the WHOLE exam booklet before I grabbed my pen.

Turns out that is what he wanted. The final page, the final question, informed the student that if they wrote 1. Their name, 2. Their student number 3. Their favourite fallacy, and wait for 30 minutes so they don’t arouse suspicion, you will literally be given 100 percent for the exam WORTH 40 PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE.

I think about it to this day. The prof literally saw the “reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” and said I can fix them

I feel like I need to stress. This was not done out of the goodness of his heart. This man thrives in chaos. About 4 seconds after me and the maybe 12 other students who read through packed up our stuff and left, the rest of the class discovered his little joke. First they cried out, but then they tried to argue with him. The man that had, at that point, spent two semesters teaching them about flawed arguments.

He was in heaven

stedilnik:

stedilnik:

stedilnik:

stedilnik:

stedilnik:

Bad news: Sadly, due to me being preoccupied IRL, I do not have time for a long form halloween special this year.

Worse news: I made this instead 

A followup nobody asked for

There’s something inside him. It’s hard to explain.

sent to ghost prison for cringe crimes

a mom and her terminally online daughter

siphersaysstuff:

kedreeva:

trilobiter:

Something about the idea that voting for president only matters if you live in a swing state, and that all the people in blue states or red states can indulge themselves in principled nonparticipation because the outcomes are preordained, strikes me as akin to playing with fire.

Is it really coherent to say “both sides are awful, write in Mickey Mouse or burn your ballot or just stay home and get drunk, unless you live in Pennsylvania, in which case maybe consider taking one for the team and compromising yourself by voting for the lesser evil?” Is that really the message that will lead to a preferable outcome?

What it sounds like to me is a sign that 1) you take your local electorate for granted, and 2) you see avoiding the worst case scenario as somebody else’s problem.

I remember when Florida was a swing state. I also remember when Pennsylvania wasn’t.

literally the last election fucking Georgia became a swing state because people showed the fuck up and voted.

also like all the downticket races are FUCKING IMPORTANT

nyctosaurid:

huge power move of linguini to have his famous and well respected restaurant shut down because of a massive rat infestation only to immediately open a new restaurant called this

krafterwrites:

When Jesse does something to annoy Walter he installs this on Jesse’s computer

mesetacadre:

88 years ago today 4 fascist generals attempted a coup d'etat on the Second Spanish Republic. The right wing had lost the February elections to the United Front, made up of almost all of the left parties in the republic. This failed coup d'etat turned into the Spanish Civil War, during which the western democracies abandoned the republic in tacit approval of the reactionaries, and after which the 40 year long fascist dictatorship was protected by the US and NATO for the sake of anti-communist repression.

Fascists do not care about election results, bourgeois legality is only useful to them for as long as they can exploit it. Liberal democracies and popular fronts are not inherently anti-fascist either, they have consistently shown a preference for fascists and other reactionaries. The only viable opposition to fascism has always been the revolutionary organization of the proletariat with the communist party, advocating for anything less is naive at best and active collaborationism at worst.

trainsgenderfoxgirl2816:

currymaker:

the year is 2040. transgenders have taken over the world. all cis men are forcibly estrogenized by the government. there are still no fucking panties that actually hold your dick and balls completely or comfortably

FUCK (Does anyone wanna help me start a company to manufacturer products for Queer Bodies on an industrial scale?)

insomniac-arrest:

Being an atheist in the ancient world must have been so funny because it’s not like you have any alternative explanation for why the sun rises or sea storms or why there are phases of the moon. You’re just kind of like, “fuck those guys.” Professional haters since before they made copper. And I think that’s pretty great.

thecoolguy24601:

He struck again

endcant:

smoqueen:

can you go ahead and take this image and put some bloom on it and blush and lens flare and soften it up + powder it and sand it down

as you wish

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

What’s that? Zoom in.

…DEAR GOD.

ONE HUNDRED ONE NOTES BUNGUS??

Ohhhh, now this is Interesting!
No Notes Bungus gettin’ FUNKY with the notes!

holyfucker:

gerardpilled:

Word of advice: stop being 19 years old ASAP

so true bestie

ayeforscotland:

thebibliosphere:

ayeforscotland:

Watching Studio Ghibli films because they make my mental health better.

Turned on my TV seconds after reading this, and it recommended Kiki’s Delivery Service to me. Taking it as a sign from the universe.

Ohh I love that one. That’s on the list, so far it’s been Spirited Away and My Neighbour Totoro💙

thekeif:

only-cat-memes:

cherubchoirs:

some cleaned up fallen gabe doodles….trading in wings for claws is. an adjustment

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

my favorite emoji is a combination of the Fuck emoji and the paramecium emoji resulting in a furious paramecium which i named FUCKparamecium and it embodies an emotion i feel 94% of the time

this is me

[ID: a microbe emoji with an angry swearing face.]

the-malevolent-platypus:

badlich:

bruntalism:

this post is like kinda normal and then BANG.

renthony:

renthony:

The term “filler episode” is blatantly misused in fandom spaces and it’s really goddamn annoying.

In the book “Manga and Anime Go to Hollywood: The Amazing Rapidly Evolving Relationship Between Hollywood and Japanese Animation, Manga, Television, and Film,” by Northrop Davis, Davis explains the that concept of a “filler episode” in animation comes to us from anime adaptations of manga. Anime is frequently produced at a faster rate than manga, which means that anime adaptations of manga often have to come up with their own “filler” stories to slow down the pacing of the main narrative, because the manga isn’t finished yet.

“Filler” does not mean “low-stakes episode that doesn’t progress the main plot.” Filler does not mean “character moments that you did not like.” “Filler” does not mean “anything that isn’t breakneck-paced main plot.”

It’s a specific term and you are misusing it.

[ID: A screenshot from Futurama showing a scene where Morbo looks at the news camera and yells, “Windmills do not work that way! Good night!” The subtitle has been crudely edited to say, “Filler episodes do not work that way! Good night!” End ID.]

kosmogrl:

summer fruits save me, save me summer fruits

the-punforgiven:

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

radio-silents:

radio-silents:

are you nasty

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

i think it’s worth noting that this was like. the one and only time i’m aware of where this man interacted with the fandom in any capacity. the one thing that made him feel the need to speak up. expressing ambiguous approval of symbiote sunglasses and/or eddie in “are you nasty” booty shorts was important enough for him to go public with his feelings and nothing else came close

clonekisser:

reading about serial killers for the historical value but shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with internet true crime culture

roach-works:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

everyone who translates chinese snark for me to enjoy should get a medal for their invaluable service

tpwrtrmnky:

So anyway, and this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular, here’s why I will always say no to whether there are pills that make you white

[ID:Three panel comic.

Panel 1: A crudely drawn green stick figure is having a conversation with a blank space.

Blank space: “Yeah so I’m on pills that make you white”

Green: “Oh no. Please no.”

White: “What? You’ve got something against white people?”

Green: “Are you hearing yourself? Do you think about the real-life connotations of what you’re saying outside this metaphor at all?”

Panel 2: Same as above.

White: “This is cop behaviour, you know. I can be any colour I want, white people are discriminated against just as much as every other colour.”

Green: “You’re still doing it. You keep doing it. I can’t believe you’re still doing it.”

White: “Can’t you just suspend disbelief and engage with the in-universe idea that I am white in a way unrelated to-”

Green, shouting: “No. Do you hear yourself?”

Panel 3:

White: “You’re acting like I haven’t thought about real life connotations but clearly white people are being made invisible in these discussions and-”

Green: “You have to be doing it on purpose. Holy shit. This is not a good way to talk about visibility. Please.”

End ID.]

this isn’t canon, by the way.

zvaigzdelasas:

Obviously we know that Russia is trying to get trump elected obviously and we know Iran is trying to get kamala elected and we know Iran is paying students to protest against biden to get trump elected and we know China is using tiktok to get trump elected and we know that China is using tiktok to stop trump from being elected and we know north korea is tr-

tpwrtrmnky:

[ID: Spongebob fish meme.

Top text: Wait you actually think gender assigned at birth is a one-to-one reflection of biological sex?

Bottom text: I thought we were all aware that birth gender assignment is a fundamentally social and legal process that imposes a normative view of sex onto the individual and punishes those who don’t fit into those norms

End ID]

fxdizzyie:

theres-a-body-here:

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

“Baby, what’s wrong,” he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

I had to draw it HELP

folly-of-alexandria:

I say this as a black trans woman.

The same way there are liberals whom get offended at the idea they could hold racial biases because they “don’t see race”

There are queers who get offended at the idea that they could possibly contribute to Transmisogyny because “gender isn’t real.”

Like yeah, in an ideal world none of those things would matter, but the fact of the matter is that society is racist and transphobic, with a particular hatred of black people and trans women.

zvaigzdelasas:

Humanless capitalism. Capitalism is happening right now in the deepest voids of outer space and nobody’s around to see it

amvs:

squareallworthy:

amvs:

walkietalkiesaki:

amvs:

amvs:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it’s *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it’s strong, nontoxic, won’t corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called “osseointegration” and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

zannolin:

shirt that says IF YOU LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EXPLICITLY. the back says I AM IMMUNE TO SOCIAL CUES.

gooddoggirl:

blemgoid:

Time to take estrogen

sunshine-tattoo:

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

people saying white rice is a harmful carb.. they could never make me hate you my beautiful princess..

if white rice has a million fans, i am one of them. if white rice has ten fans, i am one of them. if white rice has only one fan, then that is me. if white rice has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against white rice, i am against the world. I love #white rice till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of white rice. Hit Like if you think white rice Best food & Good in the world

white rice has literally fed the world for thousands of years put some respect on her name

fireheartedpup:

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, “I’m obsessed with this. I don’t recommend it even slightly.”

hungdykes:

posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit:

telamonshedletsky:

luke drinks motor oil

current note count: 24

fullcravings:

Mixed Berry Ice Box Cake

the-haiku-bot:

shittysawtraps:

i imagine that this it’s what it’s like to be a saw apprentice

i imagine that

this it’s what it’s like to be

a saw apprentice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

citrusmillie:

batzzzzz:

Rool

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

teaboot:

frogmoss1:

dishevelledghost-deactivated202:

dishevelledghost-deactivated202:

WHAT IS GOING ON.

i found another one 😭😭😭

the devilish chewer

you’re laughing. that boy has pica and you’re laughing

roaldamundsen:

roaldamundsen:

roaldamundsen:

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man’s nick frost and simon pegg

nvm you know what we don’t deserve them

and I rest my case

teaboot:

galaxywarp:

cute-catts:

oh my GODDDDDD

It’s her. The dumbest little girl alive

teaboot:

teaboot:

Who wants to solve a locked room mystery

Doodleboot, drawn in black ballpoint pen on lined paper, years a thunk and an angry cat noise.ALT
Doodleboot stands in a hallway of a small home, wearing house slippers and pajamas. Before him is a letterbox, a poofed-up cat labeled "son boy", and a five-foot-long, uninterrupted smear of cat shit. Captions clarify that there are no foot prints or paw prints, and no other apparent clues.ALT

I’ve got fucking nothing