July 2024

cantabilechaos:

cantabilechaos:

When I was a kid edgy alternative teens/tweens used to draw scary gory demented vent art and it was literally fine cause it was just kids trying to act ~sick and twisted~ in like a quirky way to cope with the world like literally just reading JTHM and going “that’s so cool I wanna draw like that” but nowadays a kid can’t draw like a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque creepy face without a bunch of true crime girlies going “oh my god they’re literally the next Jeffrey Dahmer their parents need to put them under observation or something before they start murdering animals or something”

“Obsession with dark and violent things is a warning sign of being a future killer”

Have you literally ever met an emo kid? They’ll draw demons and ghouls bleeding out of every orifice and threatening each other with big knives and then cry when they find a dead bunny in their yard

terephin:

homunculus-argument:

Creature concept: a humanoid creature that looks like a medieval plague doctor, but the beak snout is solid and it sticks its long tongue out of the peak like an anteater. Don’t know what it would eat though.

Leeches, for sure.

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iscariotapologist:

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as “those who are growing into the gender they were called to be” and i’m kind of enjoying the idea of like….divinely ordained top surgery

The pastor of this church said today about transgender people “growing up in the class they call themselves” and I think the same thing…a complex operation of divine order.

This post has been translated to multiple languages and then back to English by Google translate

-Distant chanting-

ISOPOD, ISOPOD, ISOPOD

official-megumin:

bathynomus-giganteus:

maidenofmadness:

ISOPOD

ISOPOD

ISOPOD

I am being summoned

@a-sentient-cup

lycanthropiclesbian:

peridot-log-entries:

ratsofftoya:

rslashrats:

snuv:

manic monday

hell on earth

Violence

^ their names

obsessed with this post they won’t leave my mind’s eye

just-rogi:

Greg House Big Naturals…

hyperoperationfractallisation:

foreveriallyzombified:

wormweb:

foreveriallyzombified:

This is why accessibilityis so important.

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in on them) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he way more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? That orca… was me.

Cowabummer!

autistic-katara:

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

clearskjes:

mornington-the-crescent:

fiddlepickdouglas:

oonajaeadira:

0rki3:

squashfolded:

thewiglesswonder:

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good work everyone

drizzit:

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

t4t4t:

t4t4t:

t4t4t:

Hi we moved into the new place yesterday. Again, we intend to try to cam out of the room, but we would appreciate any help towards next months rent/food/gas/utilities, and also again my SRS date is 7/25/24, so I’ll be recovering from that for a while after that. I needed more privacy than I got at Jikijij’s, and I trusted him less over time. I still trust Collie more. Idk. Is what it is. Collie still has her phelgm/athsma/possible long covid thing so that’s why we’re gonna try to cam. Perhaps amongst replacing the van finally and using that for smth soon. The rent is 622/mo.

https://www.paypal.me/NoraEstherRose

https://www.paypal.me/androgynophore

https://venmo.com/u/nora-esther-rose

https://venmo.com/u/Leah-Esther-Rose

Collie just received 30, so 77.77 is what we have rn. Not sure if that was from this post or her own post but I haven’t received any donations since the 29th.

srs in 14 days

spudsaaa:

muffinsandviolence:

“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

You fool, assuming I’m a dog girl just because I’m trans. I’m a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I’m gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I’m a good girl my claws are going in your face

You may leave it near me and I’ll deign to investigate when it pleases me.

This is allowed. Perhaps I’ll let you brush me later.

Shit hang on I gotta look into this

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

longshrimp:

posttexasstressdisorder:

bouncinghedgehog-deactivated202:

Prev. Prev don’t leave this in tags the people should know

Where’s Amazon?

moldwood:

women are always saying this about me

got-no-skill:

team-aqua-grunt-sharky:

courtcourttheshort:

pansexualpizza:

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

riddled-fingers:

coworkers being very professional

someone asked for a pt 2 of this and who am i to deny them.

ahmedkhabil:

‏My Number On Butterflyeffect Project Cheet Is 79 To Help My Family You Can Find Me In Their Sheet Or On My Bio 🔗

‏ ⚡️‼️ 100$ USA=1100konr norwegian‼️⚡️

@90-ghost @el-shab-hussein @fairuzfan @ibtisams @vakarians-babe @sar-soor @plomegranate

minecraftphantomsmybeloved:

Polycule memes for how me and the polycule play minecraft. Words of affirmation. Made by my boyfriend who said I could post them.

These are funny to like 3 people but I love rhem so you gotta deal.

Look at it. Look at what he made.

[[It reached 200 notes here’s the new batch]]

lukadjo:

xenasaur:

witzmaennchen:

ches-nogat:

xbuster:


This took me too long

Ü, very cool

シÜت - what you say when you were about to say “shit” and then noticed a small child in earshot

Shoot

lukadjo:

repotting:

Also like this can’t be explained away by “it’s hard to moderate so many blogs”

Versus

Like it’s pretty obvious who’s welcome here and who’s not. An actual hate group is more welcome than the victims of their harassment.

Wait, if staff wants to ban a group, terfs for example, can’t they just identify all the tags that group uses (like “#terf safe”) and then just go through every blog that posted to that tag, taking action on any that are a part of that group?

Like, why are reports the only way they can find out about a rule breaker??

pokemonheritageposts:

seven-oh-four:

🌠 tauros-balls Follow

guys i just realized something! every region starts with an O sound! kanto… sinnoh… think about it!

👻 allister-is-my-baby Follow

Uh… Unova? Galar? You did not think this one through, did you, buddy? -_-

👾 gomy Follow

Wait what about Johto though? It has two Os!

🛣 i-ate-your-oran-berries Follow

??? what about it? what does that have to do with anything?

✴️ motorotom Follow

🎲 zorua-autisms Follow

@allister-is-my-baby You forgot Hoenn, Kalos, Pasio, Alola, Paldea and Johto? Try again.

🧮 malasaladala Follow

Pasio, famously known for not ending with an O

🛖 the-celestica-furry Follow

this goddamn website i swear

🌅 met-ho-oh-shes-trans Follow

Oblivia starts with an O! So does Orre!

🏵 juic3d-shuckle Follow

NOBODY WAS ASKING ABOUT WHAT THEY START WITH

🤖 boyhatterene Follow

well technically…

🦀 fa-klawf Follow

Oh my god

🪦 lessgrem Follow

Sinnoh ends with an H

🧼 doquartet Follow

🎐 031882849918402313864 Follow

“Orange islands” start with an O too btw

💎 teach-a-man-to-wish Follow

the orange islands aren’t a region, and to be honest i’m pretty sure they’re just made up

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

In my accent Unova ends with an O sound

⚙️ gegegegegegear Follow

Where on Arceus’s green earth are you from that it’s called fucking UNOVO

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

sinnoh

🐧 pingusplup Follow

Hi, Sinnohan here! No we fucking don’t????

🛎 arceus-is-king Follow

Actually, I’m from the same place @ghostinachinashop is, I know what they’re talking about! In certain circles of Hisuian peoples, we pronounce it that way!

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

no you don’t i made it up to artificially extend the thread

🎁 send-him-to-the-distortion-realm Follow

🪤 ellise017418xo Follow

M.e.e.t. 💕 𝕙𝕠𝕥 💕 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗶𝗱 PØKÈMÔÑ 🔞RE.ADY to 𝚏x𝚌𝚔🔞 >>>>> C͓̽L͓̽I͓̽C͓̽K͓̽ ͓̽H͓̽E͓̽R͓̽E͓̽ <<<<<<<

🧠 unown-sigma Follow

And NOW the post is complete. Great work everyone! Same time tomorrow?

Pokemon Heritage Post

liongrl321:

thememedaddy:

accurate lol

thoradvice:

HELP A DISABLED YOUNG PERSON GET A SERVICE DOG DURING DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH

If anybody can donate, the link is here

Hi, my name is Evan, I’m a 20yr old lesbian and I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a rare connective tissue disorder that is slowly taking my mobility. I am desperately seeking funds to purchase a fully-trained service dog, which run the cost of £9,000-15,000. I am student, too disabled to work and reliant on my small disability benefit, and simply cannot afford this. I have £5,000 in savings I can put towards, but I am asking for support to cover the rest.

This dog would be life-changing for me, as a mobility service animal can provide balance and stability when walking, meaning I can be more physically active and preserve my mobility. They can also help me with chores around the house, remind me of medication, and alert someone in an emergency; all of this would mean that I could finally have the independence to move out of my parents’ house, something that has always been out of reach for me, due to my inability to take care of myself and household tasks, as well as fear of what may occur in an emergency


I know times are tough for everyone, but I would be forever grateful to anybody who could spare a little, or even share this <3

0000mami:

i just wanna be a good person. recognize my faults and grow. i don’t want to hurt anyone or hurt myself. i just wanna love and be loved.

liongrl321:

sexygaywizard:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

cant stop thinking about this video

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

screw stupid cybertrucks

i want a toyota hilux lmao

liongrl321:

aquilacalvitium:

humanjeff:

ronthedunedain:

humanjeff:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

D:

this is a legitimate problem in robotics.

like, if you’re a bomb disposal guy and your team has a cool bomb-disposal robot which you’ve given a cutesy name to, you may hesitate to put that robot in harm’s way, which is NOT OPTIMAL in the bomb-disposing field.

it also doesn’t help if you hold funerals for the robots after they get exploded (this happens pretty regularly).

anyway nobody has worked out how to stop humans from pack-bonding with literally inanimate objects and they probably never will. (like even knowing it’s a problem, I *still* think those EOD robots deserve funerals).

In 2007, the US military rejected a multi-limbed anti-mine robot because it’s demise was too inhumane.

Bots on The Ground
In the Field of Battle (Or Even Above It), Robots Are a Soldier's Best Friend

By Joel Garreau
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, May 6, 2007

The most effective way to find and destroy a land mine is to step on it.

This has bad results, of course, if you're a human. But not so much if you're a robot and have as many legs as a centipede sticking out from your body. That's why Mark Tilden, a robotics physicist at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, built something like that. At the Yuma Test Grounds in Arizona, the autonomous robot, 5 feet long and modeled on a stick-insect, strutted out for a live-fire test and worked beautifully, he says. Every time it found a mine, blew it up and lost a limb, it picked itself up and readjusted to move forward on its remaining legs, continuing to clear a path through the minefield.

Finally it was down to one leg. Still, it pulled itself forward. Tilden was ecstatic. The machine was working splendidly.

The human in command of the exercise, however -- an Army colonel -- blew a fuse.

The colonel ordered the test stopped.

Why? asked Tilden. What's wrong?

The colonel just could not stand the pathos of watching the burned, scarred and crippled machine drag itself forward on its last leg.

This test, he charged, was inhumane. ALT

oh perfect, this is EXACTLY what I was talking about

Scientists in films: this alien/AI is not human and therefore undeserving of any kindness or sympathy

Scientists irl: This is my friend Robob he’s five feet long, has ten legs and was built to explode mines and if anybody hurts him I will tear apart time and space to get revenge

once, my smiley face badge broke off my vest and i didnt notice until i had gone to another shopping centre

i went back to find him





AND HE WAS STILL THERE YIPPEE

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magicdreamsandmusic:

shanzsway:

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

oh my god

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.


not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

!!!! Reblog !!!!

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

REBLOG!!

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!

REBLOGGG

I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling

Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!

no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably

Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.

all my mutuals please reblog this

@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly

Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!

REBLOGGING

Reblogging the heck outta this!!

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE

NOW

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

@everydaygremlin @viv-bot-420 @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria

@ruminoceda @drowninnoodles @galacticmaham @yes-the-bs @avethepigeon @thenocturnenarrator

I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please

What the fuck guys

Please reblog this

REBLOGGING

Obligatory reblog! @imhumanguysiswear @childlikegoblinqueen @teaontoasty @spinaroos-47 @smokestarrules Sorry if this bothers you but I do know someone who has received these messages so it better not to take any chances!

@seven-rats-in-a-trenchcoat @hyperdragonthings @infinite-survivor-choco @nintendoneko64 @dib-thing-wannabe @ducky-died-inside @rosiroleplays @hate-not-wanting-a-name @wouldvecouldveshouldvesaidno @trashbins-stuff @koala2055 @lordfreg @thegremlinunderyourbedhehe @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @skeezpyuff @genderlessjacky @din0s-in-space @waytoobsessed @stupid-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisdom @i-may-be-an-emu @theo-is-anxious @kestrel-wish @mexican-coke-wannabe and literally every other human on this site, please reblog

@knightish-knight @turtle-babe83 @pommigranite @yumeyleo @leosmasktails @raphaelthebigbrother @white-demilo @bucket-of-nickels @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair

THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS PLEASE JUST REBLOOOOOGG!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD HAIKU BOT SHOULD REBLOG

REBLOGGING.

GUYS.REBLOG REBLOG.

@lucas-iamgod @green-001 @smallstrawrry @candieduranium @enderthebender @asher-the-silly

I’ve gotten this before

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @republic-of-philippines

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-0f-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god @utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial @canadian-tire-real

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean @nigerianaspecforces

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

@ohio-thestate @maryland-officially @definitely-the-real-belgium @the-united-state @literally-the-first-state

Post cancelled, this did not happen, look through the reblogs filtered to only comments

The messages in the original post are just a promotional campaign for some shopping app (if I remember correctly from the last time this was circulating)

esthermika:

the-haiku-bot:

rain-droplet:

ayeforscotland:

Lmao.

AI sucks so much that normal photos beat them in an AI CONTEST

AI sucks so much

that normal photos beat them

in an AI CONTEST

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Do you believe the human right to live is valid?

Yes, I oppose anyone being killed for any reason other than self defense

No, I believe that some groups of people need to be killed

No, I reject the idea of human rights completely

See Results

Important to note, these include the death penalty, etc.

psychoticallytrans:

If your position is “We won’t put anyone in prison, we’ll just kill the people who need killing!” you are not a “prison abolitionist”, but an “aspiring lynch mob member.”

psychoticallytrans:

If your position is “We won’t put anyone in prison, we’ll just kill the people who need killing!” you are not a “prison abolitionist”, but an “aspiring lynch mob member.”

bamsara:

this is cracking me up

aveloka-draws:

Worm and cat worm and cat worm and cat

ninjasmudge:

i regret to inform you all that my crack au became a real au so heres sin lamb. they performed a sin ritual that turned out to be way more powerful than they were used to after ascending to godhood. realising that much sin would kill any of the regular followers, they gave it to themself and then they just…. never absolved themself of it.

the crown calls it ‘falling to temptation’ and they started off using the sin like a wrath berserker mode in battle, and then it was just a way for them to cut loose. theyre still in their right mind, theyre just much more impulsive and if they want something, they get it. god deserves whatever they want after all.

narinder is… extremely intrigued by sin lamb.

semi related heres sin narinder, something that can only happen during sin rituals (thats not blood hes just patterned like that)

zalcolm:

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

but no one is able to guess which

bamsara:

im too ace for the top/bottom debate but i think some of the jokes are funny

bamsara:

trod au lamb doesnt care for nudity unless it embarrasses narinder then they get silly with it i think

Would Lamb like listening to Narinder's heartbeat and vice versa?

rampantram:

I would say so~

As for vice versa..

maybmila:

Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

bamsara:

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

radios-universe:

wait so…. is the stereotype that aro/ace spec people love garlic bread because of garlic breath??

hear me out.

because garlic breath is not nice for other people in close range and to many (many being only a-specs whom of which are repulsed by it) think kissing is yucky and… and garlic breath would stop people from kissing you

guys hold on now hold on i think i have something brewing

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José Llanquileo is four years into a five year sentence for arson. For three years he was living in clandestinity with his partner, Angelica, and for a year was one of the Chilean state’s most wanted fugitives. In 2006, the two were finally captured. She was acquitted on charges of illegal association, under the antiterrorist law. He was convicted for burning pine trees on a forestry plantation belonging to a major logging company, as part of a land reclamation action. Now he gets work release during the day, and furloughs on the weekends, so he has time to take us around Temuco, introduce us to the hungerstrikers, and tell us his story.

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DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

This also applies to baristas

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit. 

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!! 

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this. 

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw). 

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back.

Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one. 

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

don’t be that kind of asshole.

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine.

So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me.

I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck.

Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died.

They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.

90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.

When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important! 

I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim. 

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.

Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.



Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.

DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person’s life. Don’t be a dick, give the person what they ordered

Reblogging always. I especially hate that things that are legitimate concerns for people, EVEN LIFE AND DEATH SERIOUS, are taken as some kind of “fad” or “trend.” The benefit of a something becoming a trend is that it becomes more readily accessible.

The downside is when you actually need it, people assume it just for the trend.

Please don’t be this person. I beg you. Don’t sink to that level. Please.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD P L E A S E DON’T BE THIS PERSON.

I used to have a milk and eggs allergy as a child (as a baby to about kindergarten age). Both resulted in my having breathing issues and fainting. My parents had to always be watching what the hell went near me so that I wouldn’t have to go to the hospital because they weren’t sure what would happen when I fainted.

I don’t think you would want to be the one responsible for a toddler being sent to the ER, because a) you’d probably feel bad and b) the parents might sue.

Luckily I’ve grown out of it. But as a white bitch I don’t want to know what could’ve happened if I hadn’t grown out of them and had a negligent server at at restaurant…

Don’t question people when they order. It’ll save everybody the energy.

You know what’s funny?

A lawsuit and being charged with attempted murder.

Don’t fuck with peoples orders

Why go out of your way to interfere with someone’s order like that? It honestly sounds like jealousy and bitterness. It doesn’t matter if you think someone is skinny or they’re just taking part in another diet fad and they won’t notice, YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO SERVE THEM WHAT THEY ORDERED!

IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THEY CONSUME! DON’T BE A NASTY CUNT BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ISSUES!

You have no idea what your customer’s health is like, so grow up and just serve what you’re asked to serve. You aren’t paid to give diet advice to the customer, you are not paid to send them to the hospital.

Please reblog this, it’s important

Honestly if you pull this kinda shit and the person you almost killed sues your fucking ass, I will have no sympathy.

These kinds of people deserve to have their shit ruined to set a goddamn example.

also, dont fucking assume all skinny people are on a diet

im pretty damn skinny, it is not because i watch what i eat

its because i have fast metabolism.

and along with everything else the other reblogs have said, why the fuck would you purposefully fuck with someone elses order???? what kind of dick move is that??

as someone with celiac it is SO IMPORTANT that you give someone the order they asked for!! it could make them really sick!! if you want the logistics, someone with a disorder like mine would have issues absorbing the proper nutrients from food for the next few days!!!

ALWAYS give someone EXACTLY what they ordered. you could cause so much harm if you don’t.

allergies, diabetes, celiac, so many different reasons to follow someone’s order!!

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

as a diabetic, yikes

This is fucked up. I’d never mess with anyone’s food. I don’t have food allergies, I have sensory adversions. If somebody did that to me, I’d be mad. I can’t imagine someone doing that to someone with a real health condition that could kill them.

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Missionaries Forbid Traditional Culture. Another Papuan speaks out

I am quite amazed to see the UN Declaration on Minorities that clearly protects the rights of the tribal people to own, practice and belong to our cultural heritage, such as our beliefs. I was questioning when I was reading the articles, “Who is writing these?” I realised later that the terms used and the contexts presented in the declaration are based on European values and beliefs, or Eurocentric.

Then I questioned, “Who are the people in West Papua who tell us not to own and practice our cultural beliefs?” The answer was, “The same Europeans!” In fact the “don’ts” of the missionaries are also Eurocentric. Then I wondered, “What on earth are they doing?” “What are they doing?” “What should I do?”

Perhaps what they meant by their declaration on minorities was not regarding the cultural beliefs of the Tribal people? If so, are we humans? Are we minorities? Are we not also subjects to the declaration?

If so, then I need to state that:

  1. Missionaries are actually in essence terrorists. Why? They come to us and say, “If you don’t do as we say, you are going to hell! You will die! You will be judged! You are not part of us! You are children of the Satan!” etc.etc. Aren’t these sentences terrorising?
  2. The missionaries are actually the people to be accountable for misconduct against the Resolution on Minorities.
  3. How can the declaration be promoted without calling the missionaries responsible for their sins of killing the cultures of minorities?
  4. Are the beliefs we have as tribal people not part of the resolutions? If so, what are our cultural beliefs called?
  5. I think that missionaries should be responsible for what they have done to us. They at first killed our culture, planted their culture and then left us to die in their new cultural perspectives.
  6. They opened the doors for Indonesian military to come and kill us. It is missionaries that built airstrips all over villages. It is them that first came to our isolated villages. It is them that came wth Gospel in their right hand and Guns in their left hand. After they opened the isolation, they brought in government officials, opened army and police offices, and started killing us. Can they deny their involvement in killing us? NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! They are part of various human rights violations in West Papua, they are the doors to various human rights violations in West Papua.
  7. Do you know what missionaries have done when the Indonesian army they brought in were killing us? They left the villages. Lucky, they got airplanes to fly them out from the bombardments into the villages. After some months, after houses and churches were burned down, after many of their sheep (flocks) were killed, they come with big smile and open hands to embrace and to encourage poor Papuans to repent and thank God that they were not killed. What do they preach? FORGIVE! FORGIVE! If they kill your brother, give your husband as well, that is according to our culture that we brought in to you. DON’T fight back, if you do so, you are going to hell.
  8. So, you can see how well the missionaries and Indonesian army work together to kill Papuans both culturally and physically.
  9. And for me, they who kill my culture are the most terrorist people in the world. Killing a culture means killing the root of a people. If Indonesians kill hundreds of Papuans physically, I know there are one or two Papuans alive and they will live as Papuans. But what can happen if one million Papuans are without any knowledge of Papuan culture? Are they Papuans? Are they Christians? Are they ……?

Anyway, missionary work is more dangerous to indigenous and tribal peoples than any other work on earth that you know. Remember this!

Well if I was to believe that my religion is the True Actual Real™ one and if that religion was christianity, then I wouldn’t see this as nearly problematic as it really is

And oh look at the christian population in the global north/west.

This is disgusting

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