July 2024

the-real-seebs:

halolime:

0possil:

halolime:

What kind of position is he filming these videos in? Is he laying on his stomach, kicking his feet in the air?

hate to ruin the illusion buuut

Horrendous choice. Truly one of the creators of all time

that is a fascinating choice, think of all the extra effort to produce the illusion of something easy

angelbabymikaa:

at the end of the day i’m just a girl in her room wishing she meant more to people than she actually does

niceinchnails:

ribbondear:

niceinchnails:

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

a screenshot of a scene from SpongeBob Squarepants; the Krusty Krab is full of angry customers who are tossing Spongebob and Patrick into the air. through one of the windows, Zoidberg from Futurama is visible. he is smiling, like he is happy to be included.ALT

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

skunkes:

status-quo-hater:

joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”

i’m COUGHING

billcarden:

sexysuggestion:

tease the fuck out of me

i got ur nose!

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

miraitenshi:

Me and Him fr

888diary:

learning another language would fix me actually

underdark-dreams:

Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you’re about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

fandomsandfeminism:

powdermelonkeg:

mioxenoblade:

sunbummonkey:

mioxenoblade:

dancing-jestress:

mioxenoblade:

Captions shouldn’t be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Unless it’s a slur! No one needs to see that.

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don’t just apply to the disabled… children don’t need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

Here’s how it works when subtitles are done properly:

Audio: Let’s BEEP go!
Subtitle: Let’s (censor tone) go!

Audio: Let’s fucking go!
Subtitle: Let’s fucking go!

Removing swears and slurs from the subtitles without removing it from the audio is implying that deaf/HoH people need babying, unlike their hearing friends and family sitting right next to them. Which is frustrating.

The point of subtitles is to give the same experience to everyone watching, regardless of ability—not to be a more palatable version of what’s being said.

The purpose of subtitles/captions is to be accurate, that’s all.

garaks-padded-bra:

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

juvian:

What Eeveelutions is prev ?

Vaporeon

Jolteon

Flareon

Espeon

Umbreon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Sylveon

Eevee

Idk pokemon, I’m just curious

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justcatposts:

the real lion king

(Source)

jeniffercheckwannabeme:

where?

dykerory:

What feels better?

Cooling down when you’re too hot

Warming up when you’re too cold

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aechlys:

terezisexbuttpyrope:

red-mercer:

oh-no-s:

botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now

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i dont blame the person living here because these guys can come up pretty quickly and it’s possible they just didnt see it, especially because the area around it seems otherwise free of clues suggesting their mighty presence, but like….at what point do you just accept their annexation….how big does a newly-emerged mushroom have to be to claim squatters’ rights on a stretch of drywall

How the fuck did berkeley’s polypore grow in this house????

Looking it up BP is a hardwood fungus so it might be coming from the floor. Whatever it is, it busted such a fat fungal nut that it’s impossible to tell if that’s hardwood or tile

you dont get “fat fungal nut” anywhere else but tumblr

Apparently those people who buy the “grow your own mushrooms at home” kits end up with this problem after the mushrooms leave the log and begin to colonize their entire fucking house. Aka don’t buy those kits, or at least keep them outside several feet from where you live.

worstgirleva:

headspace-hotel:

stumpyjoepete:

what the hell

named mcdilda??

obsessed with this guys understanding of how an atomic bomb works

i love this post cause it really shows how torture is never useful to acquiring information

arofutures:

I think people who consider aromanticism as “basically straight” underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.

Whether you’re a kid in school with classmates who won’t take “no one” as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you’ve never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc… They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.

It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.

batshit-auspol:

Just another day in Australia

What was the genesis of Smug Jug?

my-hobby-is-finding-the-source:

moctor:

I’ve had this bastard saved on my computer for years now, and around may last year he asked to be promoted from a .jpg to an .fbx
You can’t exactly say no to that face :^)

YOU

catasters:

lunar-pantheon:

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

secretwriter-studentjaune:

parlaypeach:

soundlessdragon:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

best broth for making hot chocolate

chicken broth

beef broth

pork broth

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I’ve never been balder

Vanilla Extract me from this situation

tomcruisingthroughlife:

doyouknowwhatimeme:

Kelvin

skylarmlem:

theprocrastinatingplatypus:

theprocrastinatingplatypus:

ejacutastic:

Screenshot of an article reading "This dish has another name — herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' – because of the story of how it first came about." 
An image of a ravioli is shown and the text continues below it. 
"One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough."ALT

Ravioli Of Lying To God

Might I add that an alternative way to lie to God was simple naming a pig a fish’s name like “Karpfen” (German for carp) and saying I am not eating meat, I am eating carp.

They also just drowned pigs or ate beavers. After all if it dies in the water it has to be a fish.

Might I also add that herrgottsb'scheisserle means lying to god thing but in a very proverb way so the 1:1 translation is shitting on god thing

stupldappie4:

the tumblr people also deserve to see this tweet

teaboot:

soberscientistlife:

The number one cause of death in pregnant women is murder. Think About That.

Screenshot of a Google search result: 
"Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, https://www.hsph.harvard.edu › h..., Homicide leading cause of death for pregnant women in U.S. | News - HSPH.Harvard.edu, Oct 21, 2022 — Homicide deaths among pregnant women are more prevalent than deaths from hypertensive disorders, hemorrhage, or sepsis, wrote Rebecca Lawn, ..."

ALT

…oh.

ursiday:

I cant stop thinking about that horse pic

kyrathor:

@virtualgirladvance this feels like a you thing.

palmer:

Trying out a new persona on grindr

sapridart:

COTL CONTENT🐏💥

Working on Aym and Baal fanart

worst-of-facebook:

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same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday:

beddhead-red:

same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday:

hersheywrites:

trappunzelll:

imaginebackwards:

keoooooooo:

jatel0:

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

Please go here for a FREE tutorial on generating ai art!

I shan’t fall for it. I shan’t.

:(

https://annas-archive.se

https://annas-archive.li

https://annas-archive.gs

Have all the mirrors

ladyshinga:

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six’s right to call up the other five and tell them they’re lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can’t listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

bees-buzzy-blog:

WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY

tomcruisingthroughlife:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

dog-empress:

world where god was given she/her pronouns and ‘that’s what she said’ is a spiritual utterance of praise when someone says something virtuous

Bold of you to assume god wasn’t given she/her pronouns in this world

jonnywaistcoat:

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they’re just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it’s fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

cromerholt:

noellevanious:

anophelei:

noellevanious:

puppygirlisland-deactivated2024:

noellevanious:

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

noellevanious:

cromerholt:

noellevanious:

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i’m a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm…. girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

socialc1imb:

IM SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER I CANNOT BREESTHE OVER THIS MEME I MADE

genderqueerdykes:

being poor is so mind numbingly boring. you can’t afford hobbies, leisure activities, games, books, music, transportation for going to places, some people can’t afford internet or a phone. entertainment is seen as a complete and total luxury, but what people don’t realize is that people need to be entertained.

there is nothing left to do for fun that’s completely free. parks are tiny and meant for dogs, mostly, they’re unsanitary as hell because there’s mostly just dog waste everywhere. getting to the park costs money. kids and adults alike cannot just go “play outside”. adults aren’t even allowed to “play,” we gawk at adults who stop to play with bugs or look at small animals. adults aren’t allowed to play pretend it’s seen as weird. kids don’t have anywhere to go- they’re considered “loitering” or an annoyance if they hang around anywhere for too long. not everyone can go to bars.

it is necessary for our mental health to have things to keep ourselves entertained with. people often get caught up on a poor person having one nice thing for themselves, but after a while, that 1 nice thing gets boring, too. people need variety. we need stimulation. we need input. we need to experience the world, too

i was told by my own therapist and case worker that people need entertainment and happiness to survive. humans are not wired to suffer 24/7, no one has to earn entertainment. if you think i’m pulling things out of my ass, i’m not. multiple mental health professionals in my own life have confirmed that people need to have fun or their health will suffer. mental health is connected to physical health. you know nothing if you think this is factually inaccurate.

poor people shouldn’t be relegated to boredom and never experiencing life and what the world has to afford. the entirety of entertainment should not be paywalled. people should not have to pay entry for every single event in their area, or try to find free events and struggle to pay for the transportation. it’s not good for your mental health.

tomcruisingthroughlife:

isopuppi:

isopuppi:

New oc love him!!!
what should their name be? (he/she/they!)

oops i 3d ified him

kaceycat:

waynekiller:

robotclownery:

boccs:

headspace-hotel:

longsightmyth:

discountalien-pancake:

longsightmyth:

longsightmyth:

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?

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Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.

Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes

SE asia brought the thunder

Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:

(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)

What a beautiful, majestic lineup.

itsame-a-mio:

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.