maryland-officially:

ask-cinnavanillamelody:

writeranon69:

Don’t Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

I can’t believe people would make something like this just for their hatred…please be aware my friends, and any of my transfem followers ❤️

is this real??

miliamin:

pogasm:

89thalice:

koideres:

i think of this video once a week

Transcription:

A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video.

“Ayo, let me give y’all a story time.
You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl.

So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white. 
One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’
So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’
So, we all wear it to the party.

We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see.
So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.)

We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends.
So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada.
So, we did what we had to do.

So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’
And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing.
She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’
And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra.
No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’

Um, so, to this day I got a child out there.
Hey son-”

finally. the first transmasc absentee father

diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

spaghetti-o-fficial:

creaturepower:

sodasona:

fuck you, matt mullenweg.

[IMAGE ID: The trans flag with a large spatter of blood that starts at the bottom left corner and reaches the middle. Text overlaid on the flag, broken up into two lines, in red and all caps, says, “THE QUEEREST PLACE ON THE INTERNET”. In between the two lines of text is the tumblr T logo. END ID]

Saving this image for when it inevitably gets taken down

lannegarrett:

As a writer, my hobbies include doing anything other than writing.

soberscientistlife:

It is not hard to do a Fact-check before you give a speech, dumb ass

durbikins:

kawaiite-mage:

bruntalismo:

cosmiccripple:

guys i am begging you not to censor your captions. i want to know what’s being said in its entirety not your censored versions. D/deaf people, HoH people, and people with auditory processing issues deserve the same fucking access that others do.

oh and while i’m at it can you caption your entire video, not just certain moments it’s really fucking annoying.

thanks.

vitreousglassy:

working on an idea for a monster-catching game, inspired by digimon, the goetia, and many other things! if you have any ideas/questions, lmk! :D

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

ao3screenshotss:

ao3screenshotss:

i just remembered when i used to read on fanfiction.net my next chapter button just stopped working one day for some reason and i could never read the next chapter so i would just manually change the link

when i was younger at my grandma’s for the holidays for 2 months straight i could only get wifi for a few minutes in the morning from my aunt’s hotspot so i would find long fics on fanfic.net and copy the link of the first chapter of the fanfic then press new tab, ctrl v, and manually change the chapter links till i could read the whole fic without wifi and continuously open each tab throughout the day so it wouldn’t refresh the page and make me lose a chapter

if i was lazy that day i wouldn’t bother doing that for long fics i would just look for oneshots and right click to open them and do the same thing without needing to change links

You people know you can use Ctrl + S to just save the webpage to your computer, right?

amygdalae:

I want everyone to know I’ve decided I’m not going to use this reaction picture all the time even though i easily could. But I’m still going to make you look at it

felitomkinson:

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

the-real-firefox:

teamrocket-official:

michealsoft-binbows:

definitelygoodwill:

greg-jar-mp3:

happycatlovers:

Toasted ham and cheese sandwhich

Bacon

french toast sticks

apple iPhone 6

You ate what

pilaf

identitty-dickruption:

sounds silly but. one of the greatest things ever as someone with a trauma background is learning that things aren’t inherently as bad or as scary as I thought. it IS possible to assemble Ikea furniture without arguments. is IS possible to discuss boundaries without having something thrown at me for speaking out of turn. it IS possible to spend hours on end sharing your favourite things with your favourite people, and not get called annoying for it. the world is an incredible place

reptilia2003:

hello god it’s me again I have a favor to ask

Have biden accidentally sneeze right into his face please 🥺🥺🥺

triggermangravy:

bemusedlybespectacled:

lectorel:

digitaldiscipline:

mckitterick:

the movie is great, with amazing acting:

and the original graphic novel is phenomenal:

I highly recommend them both

lesbianbending:

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

and they’ve never been more relevant

“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

There’s strong subtext that V is a trans man and A)the lesbian from the diary or B)her wife.

frankly I prefer the movie over the comic, for three reasons:

1) lewis prothero as a rush limbaugh/glenn beck/bill o’reilly type is both more applicable and way funnier than a 1940s radio propagandist 

2) it has stephen fry as gordon detriech, and makes him explicitly gay and pretending to be attracted to evey as part of being closeted than actually attracted to evey and having sex with her while she hides in his home.

3) the movie came out in 2005; that is, only four years after 9/11, while the Iraq war was still in full swing, and while xenophobia and Islamophobia were not just acceptable, but tacitly encouraged by the administration at the time. which makes the following exchange even more poignant and sweet:

Evey: [seeing a book in a glass display case] What is that?
Gordon: It’s a copy of the Qur’an, 14th century.
Evey: [shocked] Are you a Muslim?
Gordon: No, I’m in television.
Evey: But why would you keep it?
Gordon: I don’t have to be a Muslim to find the images beautiful or its poetry moving.

just… the easy acceptance of it. the idea that a religion that he doesn’t believe in and that has been explicitly outlawed in-universe is a source of beauty. I’m not Muslim, either, but that particular moment really stuck with me emotionally.

Love this movie

pocket-deer-boy:

Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

This post is explicitly about being ok with being fat. If you feel like you have to eat less than your body tells you it needs to be skinny, please just be ok with being fat.

liongrl321:

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

i love this so much

wholesome ✨

liongrl321:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

LIL BBY OMG

seananmcguire:

infiniteglitterfall:

stirdrawsandreblaws:

bunnyhugs22:

listen fuck biden i hate him too but he DID sign executive orders for all this and they are really really easy to look up

• roe v wade (abortion access) - july 2022
• student loan debt - august 2022 (he also cancelled another 5 Billion dollars in student loan debt literally two days ago, jan 19 2024)
• COVID - at least fucking TEN of them, within his first TWO DAYS of being in office, including vaccination mandates and improvement for the supply chain of manufacturing masks and other PPE
• climate issues - literally the first day of his presidency
• BLM - also literally the first day of his presidency
• school shootings - march 2023
• hawaii - august 2023

the tweet is, at best, someone who didn’t do research and at worst it’s inflammatory misinfo designed to demoralize

I was looking through the reblog graph to see where OP got a ton of views for this, trying to at least flag down the people who had managed to really boost it. I saw @seananmcguire and had a moment of “…surely not. but none of us are immune to… I’m gonna click through and CHECK.”

and hallelujah, Seanan McGuire was of course not boosting this absolute nest of lies! @stirdrawsandreblaws had debunked all the added arguments! thank you!

here’s another very important point that I need everyone to fucking have access to:

THE ORIGINAL TWEET IS ALSO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY FALSE.

IT IS 100% AN OUTRIGHT LIE.

Biden literally never, ever signed an executive order, bypassing Congress, to immediately send extra ammunition to Israel.

The claim that Biden signed an executive order sending ammunition to Israel is false. 

Fact Checking Claims That Biden Issued an Executive Order to Send Israel Munitions

The Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, had approved the sale of ammunition to Israel twice before this completely unsourced tweet came out.

(Blinken is not Biden. Biden is the President.

I’m just not sure how much people are tracking this shit, with this level of disinformation going around.)

As this article explains: normally, Congress is in charge of approving big sales of ammunition or equipment to other governments.

But the State Department has the option to bypass Congress, sort of, IF it “determines and provides detailed justification to Congress that an emergency exists that requires the immediate sale" of whatever, to whomever.

So, in early December, the State Department approved a provisional sale of 120mm anti-tank cartridges to Israel, and notified Congress that it had to approve or reject the sale. Then at the end of December, it did the same for 155mm artillery projectiles.

BUT! the same law that gives them that power says the Secretary of State’s “consent for immediate emergency transfers to Japan, Australia, South Korea, Israel, New Zealand, or any NATO member state shall not become effective until 15 days following the submission of that consent, and Congress may enact a joint resolution within that period prohibiting the transfer.”

So, even if Blinken decides to “immediately” sell ammo to Israel (or Australia, or Japan, or….), Congress still has more than two weeks to say, “No, no you don’t.”

There is no such thing as an immediate, emergency sale of ammunition from the U.S. to Israel.

(There’s especially not such a thing as an immediate, emergency DONATION of ammo, which is what it always sounds like people mean - at least to me, it does.)

There’s no such thing as the President getting to just write an executive order changing that.

(At least not under Biden. Trump pulled that kind of shit all day long. I STILL remember him kicking trans people back out of the military VIA A FUCKING TWEET.)

Donald Trump Tweets a Transgender Military-Service Ban - The Atlantic

More debunking of bad claims!

liongrl321:

darkmedolie:

Heaven Pentious Tamagotchi

OMG

SIR PRECIOUS

ewyy:

mrphish21:

ewyy:

pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games

this is a joke but people in the notes are missing the point, so id like to try to explain something… I’m in the games industry, i know a lot of people who worked/work in triple a company positions.

preordering a game does *not* say “i trust this dev and they deserve my money to use to make the game that much better”

what it says is “hey boardroom, i will throw money at anything with this logo, even before i know what the game is like”

that boardroom sees that trend. they see theyve made their money back within 2 months of the game being announced… so the next time a lead comes to them and says “we would like to make this game, heres a budget and a timeline” the execs say “well last time we gave you 100 bucks and a full month, but your fans dont really /care/ what game you make, as long as it has our brand. so heres 75 bucks and 3 weeks. make it marketable”

this means more “pre-order exclusives” like cosmetics or different art, filler stuff that a side team can pump out in hours. every store, every platform will have their own version.

pre-orders do nothing but incentivise the shitty money-sponge practices we all hate in games. the point of a pre-order used to be to ensure you got your physical copy, but with most games being digital license anyway, that worry is unrealistic.

However when you wait for reviews, what you show that boardroom is “what we put out actually matters. if we make a shit game, we get shit sales. when we only give a team 2 weeks and a fiver we get shit reviews.”

so… love yourself, stop pre-ordering triple a games.

It definitely wasn’t a joke and this is a very good addition to my post, thank you!! You explained really well what I didn’t feel like doing with my one sentence post 🙏

raviolicraft:

Drew a minecraft dog in ms paint

liongrl321:

ahundredhundredheartbeats:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

he played that while laying down

thats actually really cool

silverstabbed:

I love the new No Man’s Sky update!

Check out this planet! It has multi-colored grass!

And giant beetles!

(Seriously big, I’m jetpacking on the right, and they are still huge!)

Not only the grass is multi-colored, so are the beetles!

And there’s a bag of eyes if you need it! (No really, that thing on the left, it’s an animal, it can be adopted)

AND IT HAS HUGE SANDWORMS!

(I called this one “Pooh”)

Awesome update!

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

The Onion is killing me mavzgskzheowvdhe

honeytuesday:

um. locked in my own head again. does anyone have The Password

kaban-bang:

kaban-bang:

kaban-bang:

They got them, chat.

Chiitan said trans rights btw

ray-of-midnight-storm:

consultingcriminal:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

• fill 14 sketch book
• bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
• do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
• draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
• member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
• d ont stress friend all is well
• your art is hot like potato crisps
• don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
• if they do
• eat
• them

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

I will eat them I promise 🫡

tidal-chaos:

notund:

this post’s hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. “Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby” means this is a mistake on the pitcher’s part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go “fuck”

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

theauthor27:

Someone: *reblogs my post with slightly confused comment about what I said*

Me: OH GOD THEY HATE ME NOW MY REPUTATION WITH THEM IS DECEASED I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.

todaysbird:

for fellow americans who are living in fear and may potentially peace out of the country if trump comes to power and starts his Forever Presidency - here is where you can determine if your pet can emigrate to Canada with you and/or what your pet needs to be eligible

ewyy:

mrphish21:

ewyy:

pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games

this is a joke but people in the notes are missing the point, so id like to try to explain something… I’m in the games industry, i know a lot of people who worked/work in triple a company positions.

preordering a game does *not* say “i trust this dev and they deserve my money to use to make the game that much better”

what it says is “hey boardroom, i will throw money at anything with this logo, even before i know what the game is like”

that boardroom sees that trend. they see theyve made their money back within 2 months of the game being announced… so the next time a lead comes to them and says “we would like to make this game, heres a budget and a timeline” the execs say “well last time we gave you 100 bucks and a full month, but your fans dont really /care/ what game you make, as long as it has our brand. so heres 75 bucks and 3 weeks. make it marketable”

this means more “pre-order exclusives” like cosmetics or different art, filler stuff that a side team can pump out in hours. every store, every platform will have their own version.

pre-orders do nothing but incentivise the shitty money-sponge practices we all hate in games. the point of a pre-order used to be to ensure you got your physical copy, but with most games being digital license anyway, that worry is unrealistic.

However when you wait for reviews, what you show that boardroom is “what we put out actually matters. if we make a shit game, we get shit sales. when we only give a team 2 weeks and a fiver we get shit reviews.”

so… love yourself, stop pre-ordering triple a games.

It definitely wasn’t a joke and this is a very good addition to my post, thank you!! You explained really well what I didn’t feel like doing with my one sentence post 🙏

todaysbird:

for fellow americans who are living in fear and may potentially peace out of the country if trump comes to power and starts his Forever Presidency - here is where you can determine if your pet can emigrate to Canada with you and/or what your pet needs to be eligible

malkzaeem:

sayruq:

malkzaeem:

My cousins Jana is 2 years old and Juwana 5 years old are happy because they will eat eggs after 30 days 💔

Do you imagine how much time it need to light the fire and fry the eggs

We cook in the open,Please keep sharing and donating

Every $5 can make a difference, helping us flee to safety

Donate to Help my family to get out of Gaza, organized by Ahmed Alzaeem

Please boost and/or donate

Please don’t stop posting my family needs your support to flee to safety

malkzaeem:

I cannot forget the memory of bombing our house in Al-Jawhara Tower 😔💔

I remember how my father and mother came rushing to carry me and my brothers to escape from the house before the bombing 🥹

I cried a lot at that time because I did not take my fishes which I used to keep, because there wasn’t enough time.

But thank God, my father was able to return home and bring them 🙏

since that day I have called him the real Spider-Man 🥹💔

But my real spider man is at gaza under bombing 😔😭

Please help me to save my father, he is the source of my strength and security 🙏🥹

Donate to Help my family to get out of Gaza, organized by Ahmed Alzaeem

transstellarnova:

mememediocritymaven:

A fun Game.

#mario party minigame

z-t00n-deactivated20240811:

theriu:

i-am-a-megalodon:

catchymemes:

WHAT

OKAY I LOVE THAT

drtanner:

catasters:

I’m convinced that every cat has a Weird Game that it likes; your duty as the cat’s owner is to discover what its favourite Weird Game is.

sour-charity:

undeadentropy:

kennylogins:

hymnism:

help me

babsvibes:

hilariouslarry:

tawfikwaleef:

Please don’t scroll ☹️☹️☹️‼️‼️‼️

Please donate & share 🫶🏻

Help Tawfik and his family reach safety

Donate to Your help is the only hope to save us from war., organized by Tawfik Satoom

@90-ghost @sayruq @sar-soor @palestinecharitycommissionsassoc @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi

atopfourthwall:

oldwomenyuri123:

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦”

Who has no mouth and needs to scream NOW, asshole?

wildshapedruid: