Hello everyone. After seeing many fundraisers shared here on tumblr struggle to get funds, I’ve decided to do something to help them raise money.
> From July 11th to August 11th, if you donate at least $5 to any verified fundraisers, I will write one of my WIPs (works in progress) of your choice. If this gets a lot of support, and I find the time to do so, I’ll change the deadline or just do this again.
> For every $5 donated, I’ll write 100 words (same amount for whatever currency the fundraiser is in).If I finish any of the WIPs here, you won’t be able to sponsor it anymore. I’ll try to add new ones as we go.
> I’ll try to write as soon as possible after I get the donation receipt, and I’ll post updates here on this blog.
❗️How To Join:
1) Donate to a verified fundraiser or a trustworthy organization, highlights below
2) Save the receipt and send it to me via (non-anon) ask or DM
- Make sure that the following information is visible on the receipt: the amount donated, the date, and your first name (optional but preffered)
3) Send me, with the recepit, the WIP you’d like sponsored
- You can send the title, number or fandom of the WIP, whatever.
✏️ WIPs:
1) (Untitled). Fandom: Sherlock Holmes. Wordcount: 293 words.
- Holmes and Watson ride horses in the countryside to help with Holmes’ stress due to lack of cases.
2) Herdólia. Original work. Wordcount: 224 words.
- A group of kids grow up together while their country spirals into fascism. Based on the real dictatorships of Latin America.
3) SUMMER. Fandom: Fantasy high. Wordcount: 0 words.
- Character and relationship study of The Bad Kids centered around body image issues and summertime.
4) Loyal Dog. Fandom: Lupin III. Wordcount: 0 words (rewriting). Chapter: Prologue.
- A multi-chapter fanfic in which Jigen is a werewolf. After a terrible accident with the gang, he has to learn to forgive himself and heal from his past.
Well there can be! This is not naturally occurring, it is literally manufactured and funded.
There can be an end to Israel’s crimes. You’re just choosing the route that allows you to go back to your “normal” as soon as possible by throwing in the towel and exclaiming “Israel will be Israel!”
There will come a day when Israel’s crimes will cease and on that day you will be faced with the ugly reality that you allowed those crimes to go on for as long as they did because you could not conceive of a reality other than the one that was handed to you.
It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.
I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)
And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.
So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.
I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.
SWEET JESUS
alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers
at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces
they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object
Vitriolic response to hyperbolic position that you in no way proposed
You’re both completely problematic and ur getting cancelled
Goalpost Move that shifts burden of proof onto parties not present
Use of a meme to derail the thread for humor value
SPN Destiel Meme to boost awareness for Cause
Pearl-clutching, self-righteous anger, and blinkered demand for nonspecific “action” implying that inaction towards Cause makes you Evil
Casual dismissal of any political action that isn’t The Glorious Revolution
homemade ms paint diagram and links to poorly reviewed sources from a magazine that show why you’re wrong and i’m Right™️
Screenshot of Link locked behind paywall
Accusations of Classism justified by willful misinterpretations of the philosophy of Carl Marx
*Karl
No, his brother
horny post about Carl Marx
No, his brother
My favorite part of this whole post is that it’s getting all my Beloved Mutuals to interact like yess little dinner party on my Post go mingle get some social enrichment my kreechers
Vitriolic response to hyperbolic position that you in no way proposed
You’re both completely problematic and ur getting cancelled
Goalpost Move that shifts burden of proof onto parties not present
Use of a meme to derail the thread for humor value
SPN Destiel Meme to boost awareness for Cause
Pearl-clutching, self-righteous anger, and blinkered demand for nonspecific “action” implying that inaction towards Cause makes you Evil
Casual dismissal of any political action that isn’t The Glorious Revolution
homemade ms paint diagram and links to poorly reviewed sources from a magazine that show why you’re wrong and i’m Right™️
Screenshot of Link locked behind paywall
Accusations of Classism justified by willful misinterpretations of the philosophy of Carl Marx
*Karl
No, his brother
horny post about Carl Marx
No, his brother
My favorite part of this whole post is that it’s getting all my Beloved Mutuals to interact like yess little dinner party on my Post go mingle get some social enrichment my kreechers
Vitriolic response to hyperbolic position that you in no way proposed
You’re both completely problematic and ur getting cancelled
Goalpost Move that shifts burden of proof onto parties not present
Use of a meme to derail the thread for humor value
SPN Destiel Meme to boost awareness for Cause
Pearl-clutching, self-righteous anger, and blinkered demand for nonspecific “action” implying that inaction towards Cause makes you Evil
Casual dismissal of any political action that isn’t The Glorious Revolution
homemade ms paint diagram and links to poorly reviewed sources from a magazine that show why you’re wrong and i’m Right™️
Screenshot of Link locked behind paywall
Accusations of Classism justified by willful misinterpretations of the philosophy of Carl Marx
*Karl
No, his brother
horny post about Carl Marx
No, his brother
My favorite part of this whole post is that it’s getting all my Beloved Mutuals to interact like yess little dinner party on my Post go mingle get some social enrichment my kreechers
This is what’s known as a “first fursona storage area”. It’s where they store all the dozens of wolf fursonas people make before they switch to a different species
You’re 17 and 4/5ths right now, you’re not aging up a full year, you’re just gonna be a few months older than you are right now. Time moves on, the numbers keep going up, the numbers are meaningless.
can your mainly shitpost blog stop changing my worldview please
I got an extension called DeArrow that replaces Youtube thumbnails/titles with crowdsourced ones to make them less clickbaity and obnoxious. If there isn’t one available I set it to just grab a random frame and remove ALL CAPS!!!.
Here’s some comparisons (Original on the left, DeArrow on the right):
“Kill them with kindness” Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.
They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.
But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.
And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.
And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.
“To protect the world from devastation…”
Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople.
Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better.
It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.
And then your hip would break because their medical staff is garage and they don’t have the same regulations as over so no you’re back to square one you fucking tool
that is american propaganda used to justify their lack of a working healthcare system. it’s not true and even if it was what good would having slightly better healthcare do if it’s only accessible by the richest members of society?
You absolute fucking clown. Lmao
Damn. Spains healthcare sure isnt garage like they said
God Americans are so fucking brainwashed like seriously imagine thinking a first world country in Europe of all places is medically inferior, the patriot brain rot is strong
The rich have spent the entire history of the United States selling the lie of American exceptionalism to the population in order to keep fleecing the brainwashed and stop us from correcting their corruption.
i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—
Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES
Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway
That’s right, I am serving Cnut
I mean this so kindly, but I have this primordial urge to shove you into a locker.
re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation
Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies
What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.
“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.
“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.
“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.
In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.
Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again
That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition
Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming
There’s a natural ice-skating event where you tour through 11 cities in Friesland (one of the northern provinces) that’s scarily close to celebrating it’s 30 year anniversary of not being held at all on account of the lack of thick natural ice. It’s been like a solid 5 years since i’ve seen any amount of snow. Bro there’s no snow anymore. I REMEMBER THERE BEING SNOW AND IT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE BRO
Bro i don’t know september heatwaves used to not be a thing! It used to be cold and rainy in september just 10 years ago!
The government can’t help it because oil corpo dick is just thatgood
We’ve got dry seasons. We used to not have dry seasons. EVER.
I actually love how much the notes are filled with people remembering seasons being radically different in their childhoods than they are now it’s fucking crazy. Every year more people will be radicalized by the weather.
I know this is a very selfish way to look at climate change but given how much I love the cold and hate the heat it really does feel like a personal attack sometimes
also WHY does every american lit or american history or w/ever course contain the entire history and writings of england & greater europe up until the colonies but NO documentation of the oral histories and stories from actual native american tribes and look at how that influenced and was influenced by european traditions to create the “american” story. like i KNOW why but christ
if a funny post has “‘this post should have 1k notes’ ‘haha guys nooo stop don’t blow this post up omg’” it ruins everything. it ruins my day. i no longer care if i live or die
Wander into a fairy circle, just a circle of mushrooms, come back different from that. Wonder what happened there? Got mushrooms in the brain didn’t they?
Wander into the woods, eat strange food drink strange water, see a strange world, keep going back to the woods for more and why has this happened, what enslaved them? Brain fungus isn’t it?
They don’t live in this world do they, they speak to each other in strange tongues, flit across the world invisibly, appear in many illusionary forms.
dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It’s meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can’t handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don’t have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.
I’ve read some things that deal in sad/dark/actually depressing and disturbing subject matter. I’ve loved them and the points they make without endorsing the events portrayed.
It’s always disappointing to get online and see that the conversation is “X thing shouldn’t exist” on the grounds that it made somebody feel badly. It was meant to make you feel that way and it’s normal that it did - it’s okay that you stop reading it or don’t finish it but I am BEGGING you to consider why it made you uncomfortable and why the author felt the need (if the answer isn’t immediately obvious, as it can be). There isn’t shame in something putting you off so badly that you shelve it.
The sterilization of reality is a detriment to all who exist within it. To censor stories with painful themes is to erase the reality that such stories are based in some horrific truth and works to erase the reality that many people have endured.
This trend or whatever we want to call it has gotten so bad that I listened to an entire lecture from somebody about how awful a book was and how it shouldn’t exist at all, how the author was a terrible person for concocting it and how it hurt people. When I asked what the book was, this person not only could barely recall the name but HAD NEVER READ IT. I bought the book. I read the book. It accomplished its task beautifully and I found it to be a cathartic experience. I also understood how it could make people so uncomfortable and would never judge anybody for setting it down.
It’s okay not to like something and distance yourself from it. Remember that those rules apply only to you, though, because they speak only to your own psyche.
Periodic reminder that one of the many roles of fiction is microdosing on big scary feelings so you build resilience, empathy, understanding, and defense against the real thing.
“You are the chosen one. The prophecy says that every 273 years-” “Wait, why isn’t it a round number? Sorry, no can do” “Are you really denying your destiny over this?” “Uhh… yeah?”
This was 1976. Big Bird understood and was wholly accepting and empathetic toward Buffy breastfeeding in public, and Big Bird is meant to be the equivalent of a preschool aged child, but every single day on social media, adults exclaim disgust toward breastfeeding in public and misogyny at the parents who do so. People, you’re less evolved than
Big Bird was 38 years ago. Grow the hell up.
holy shit. I had NO idea Sesame Street covered this topic.
And Buffy was Native American. And she breastfed. In front of muppets and children. No one died.
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