runby2:

2022dirt:

A rescued pelican in the backseat.

Looks fine to me

aofi-humananimalgirlfeet:

memorycycle:

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

here you go little buddy

meatybunger:

10K posr this 10K post that well back in my day it was completely accidental!

definitely-indiana:

maryland-officially:

definitely-indiana:

maryland-officially:

definitely-indiana:

maryland-officially:

salad-flavored-adventures:

maryland-officially:

salad-flavored-adventures:

how do you cut your grilled cheese (without tomato soup)

triangles

rectangles

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this is very important to me

I’m sorry, what?

what do you mean what, how do you cut it?

WITH A KNIFE??

NO, BUT LOGICALLY IF YOU WERE TO, YOU’D USE A KNIFE, NOT TOMATO SOUP.

M

Maryland

Sweetie

That’s not what they meant-

what do you mean that’s not what they meant

they said how do you cut a grilled cheese without tomato soup

like

what

with a knife

Maryland i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this

they meant “how do you cut a grilled cheese when you’re not eating it with tomato soup”

not that they usually cut their grilled cheese with tomato soup

kirby-roth:

Rule

Let’s pray to the oligarchs that Kamala is not worse than Biden for some reason that will suddenly become apparent or something

bamsara:

im too ace for the top/bottom debate but i think some of the jokes are funny

bamsara:

help him

So chat how’s the

Day Week Month Year Decade Century Millennium Eon

Been?

non-tyrannical-usa:

achivement-unlocked:

calware:

calware:

transgenderpussycat:

calware:

onaravenswings:

villainessbian:

krystal-prisms:

heehoothefool:

calware:

joeyclaire:

calware:

polyphonetic:

maybetheyregiants:

calware:

nekoglycerin:

nerves-nebula:

calware:

calware:

lizluvscupcakes:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

calware:

calware:

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

ALT

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

it’s interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

HUH

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

There’s everything in that post. Colours I can’t see because I’m colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children’s hospital. That’s history

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

it’s not even a year old yet??

what about not gendering fucking colours

IT’S SATIRE

I’M THE OP

Achievement unlocked!

A rail road back into into a full circle

There are so many things here what do I give the achievement for?

woah wtf

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

getting compliments from mutuals is a different kind of serotonin im over here kicking my legs twirling my hair at my phone screen because they said im cool

pansyfemme:

whoevers writing the script for my life can you throw in a few out of nowhere tasteless tacky sex scenes real quick. thanks

itsc:

job search going poorly but not as poorly as it did for those 4 months i didnt realize i was sending out a resume on which i had accidentally replaced my entire “skills” section with the single word “Please”

theunvanquishedzims:

serotoninswitch:

My wife/submissive and I are having a heated disagreement about this and I want tumblr to weigh in

No nuance, which kink is more taboo

Incest kink

Monsterfucking kink

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Reblog for increased sample size. Yes, even if you don’t have a horny blog. I really want vanilla people to weigh in on this, too.

The monsters are weighing in

i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears:

meow

groovyfandomhuman:

antiquitian-empire-real:

groovyfandomhuman:

friends!!! you can report project 2025 (heritage foundation) to the IRS!!!!(you can do this bc under International revenue code 501 ©(3) tax exempt organizations are prohibited from participating in politics. The Heritage Foundation Is one of the architects of Project 2025) and you just have to fill out form 13909 (Google form 13909, it’s the first thing to show up). this is how it should look like:

:)

@non-tyrannical-usa

i forgot to add bit, but after you fill it out, send it to eoclass@irs.gov

papasmoke:

vampirecatprince:

irisbleufic:

d3dw1tch:

papasmoke:

I can’t believe they would force out such a respected statesman I will be boycotting the democratic ticket this year unless they reinstate biden #StillWithHim

Don’t fall for this bullshit please.

What the absolute fuck is wrong with people saying they won’t vote Dem now that Biden is out of the race, or that they’ll just vote independent instead.

Get it together, suck it up, and support the Dem ticket no matter what.

Also a not so casual reminder that you can report people like OP for election interference.

The election interference report options are still available to us from the 2016 election fallout. Stuff like this is literally why they were put there.

🚨🚨🚨RUSSIAN AGENTS UNDER THE COMMAND OF KOMMISAR KAMALA ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME FOR UTILIZING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 🚨🚨🚨

junglejim4322:

goofstep:

throughfearandtrembling-deactiv:

goofstep:

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

r0zeclawz:

THEY SHOT HIS OTHER EAR OFF????

prophetic-writer:

I’m sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

stolen-stardust:

we truly are living in A Timeline

penny-anna:

chevrolangels:

chevrolangels:

everyone is sooooooooo anti-destiel until a major historical event happens

can july 2024 slow down for two seconds im so serious rn

1i73-deactivated20221021:

new announcement from President Joe Biden:

elogaming:

stolen-stardust:

we truly are living in A Timeline

JOE BIDEN CAME OUT AS GAY??!?????

Yes

bamsara:

trod au lamb doesnt care for nudity unless it embarrasses narinder then they get silly with it i think

radios-universe:

wait so…. is the stereotype that aro/ace spec people love garlic bread because of garlic breath??

hear me out.

because garlic breath is not nice for other people in close range and to many (many being only a-specs whom of which are repulsed by it) think kissing is yucky and… and garlic breath would stop people from kissing you

guys hold on now hold on i think i have something brewing

lukadjo:

at this point I would be surprised if biden doesn’t drop out within the week

ALT

anarchistmemecollective:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

BIDEN DROPPED OUT

LINK

ALT

peace love and possibly a song in the tags

porto-rosso:

porto-rosso:

BIDEN’S OUT

OF THE RACE NOT GAY

robotblues:

stolen-stardust:

we truly are living in A Timeline

pastacrylic:

i cant believe celestia stepped down from the throne like that

teaboot:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me:

got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled

I was here, the sheer force was astounding

HOW DID YOU DO IT TWICE

aflo:

prohaloplayer:

biden probably doesn’t even know he dropped out

he’s been in the oval office trying to staple a packet of papers with an empty stapler for the past 45 min

tawfikblog:

Thank you to all donors 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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Raising Funds for Tawfik’s Education: A Journey of Hope

bigcatbulges:

kapitein-oranghien-29:

Honest question, when’s the best time to jerk off?

feyosha:

pervocracy:

thearcanatweets:

yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark

Haha, yea, I suppose you-

OH SHIT that is hilarious

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

hyperbali:

afc-agitprop:

noosferik:

noosferik:

can’t wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

I’m about to pass out

Lottery numbers please

NO FUCKING WAY

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

hyperbali:

afc-agitprop:

noosferik:

noosferik:

can’t wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

I’m about to pass out

Lottery numbers please

NO FUCKING WAY

kurhanchyk:

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

lambdadelta-communism:

The humor would be maximized if biden dies within a day or two

lambdadelta-communism:

The humor would be maximized if biden dies within a day or two

st7arlight:

how did u find out abt biden dropping out of the election

twitter

that fucking supernatural meme

the news (freak)

this post (sorry)

tiktok

something else idk

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