following this dude on insta who only has 5k of 35k on his sons evac fund and im so confused cuz he has multiple microinfluencers making videos abt him, hes been consistently posting and asking for donations for at least two months, hes DMing everyone he sees, he’s even got ppl printing his story out and pasting it up apparently. yet only at 5k? after all that time and effort?
simple tutorial on how to make those bottlecap buttons you see everywhere
you’ll need:
bottlecap•soda tab•safety pin•pliers•sandpaper/file•paint/paint markers/smth to decorate with•clear nail polish
remove the print on the buttons using a file or the sandpaper
(if you wanna keep the print skip this step, use a cloth to protect the print from scratches when folding down the sides of the cap)
fold down opposing sides of the cap, to help add in the safety pin
bend the tab at a slight angle, insert it into the cap. make sure the side of the safety pin that can not open is the one stuck under the tab
fold down one side of the cap to lock the tab in place, then try and press the tab as flat as you can, to lock the safety pin in place (prevents the buttons from moving on the safety pin, if you like rattling buttons, skip this step)
fold down all other sides of the cap
cover the button in one or more base layers of paint
add ur design (i use paint or paint markers for good coverage and vibrant colors)
cover that in one or two layers of nail polish, it will protect the button from rain and the paint from cracking
thats it, lemme know if you want tutorials on anything else, i like making em.
Absolutely love this cat. He’s sherlockthecat_official on tiktok and his bit is for his fans to accuse him of the wildest shit while he stares blankly at the camera:
okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life
EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT MORMONISM IS TRUE. EVERYTHING YOU COULD HARDLY BELIEVE ABOUT MORMONISM IS ALSO, SOMEHOW, TRUE
Some of my favorite hobbies are counting my chickens before they hatch, putting all my eggs in one basket, crying over spilled milk, barking up the wrong tree, and above all, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
The discussion around “is intersex queer” is so grossly biased. “But some intersex people don’t identify as queer for being intersex. So we shouldn’t force them into queerness”.
If an individual trans person says “hey I don’t identify as queer”, you all go “oh OK, you do you.” And you don’t go around asking “should we be including trans people in queerness?” “Some trans people don’t want to be included” “is it offensive to include trans people?”
“not all wheelchair users are paralyzed” and “paralyzed people are underrepresented in media and institutions” are both true statements that can coexist
Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now
How the fuck did berkeley’s polypore grow in this house????
Looking it up BP is a hardwood fungus so it might be coming from the floor. Whatever it is, it busted such a fat fungal nut that it’s impossible to tell if that’s hardwood or tile
you dont get “fat fungal nut” anywhere else but tumblr
Apparently those people who buy the “grow your own mushrooms at home” kits end up with this problem after the mushrooms leave the log and begin to colonize their entire fucking house. Aka don’t buy those kits, or at least keep them outside several feet from where you live.
I think people who consider aromanticism as “basically straight” underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.
Whether you’re a kid in school with classmates who won’t take “no one” as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you’ve never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc… They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.
It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.
what about cotton candy icecream? my favorite isn’t on here…
Cotton candy ice cream is an easy S tier
what about ice scream (its just a glass of water with ice in which is a horrifying experience for a ice cube since its living in a pool of blood acting as a constant reminded of the impermanence of life and how life is a slow march towards death)?
I’m gonna pitch a show as “like Game of Thrones but even more gritty and realistic” and then it’s nothing but a baron handling land estimates and organizing road repairs and stuff. There’ll be an entire episode about how a peasant gets brought to court for letting milk cattle graze on communal pastureland even though it’s supposed to be reserved for draft animals.
my ten-episode plan from the writer’s room of this blessed show: -ep. 1: meet the accounting staff of this magical kingdom in a far-off land -ep. 2: land estimates, plenary powers of wizards employed by the office of the royal treasury, and how tax code intersects with succession laws of absolute primogeniture when the lineage in question may have extra-planar ancestry -ep. 3: a full-hour hearing with flashbacks on how mrs. Jones’ cow grazing actually violates three local statutes, is in line with a conflicting royal decree (potentially issued under ensorcelled compulsion), and is entitled to binding arbitration via fey courts. mrs. jones is not entitled to said arbitration, the cow is. -ep. 4: how land rights and taxation applies to druid circles and sentient treefolk, especially when said land is technically owed fealty to both a human and inhuman entity. we never see any treefolk. -ep. 5: the differing rights and responsibilities of yeomen who freehold land near a lord’s manse vs. yeomen who freehold land held by the lord’s vassals vs. burghers in cities surrounded by forty-foot high gilded walls inscribed with runes so terrible they will burn a man’s flesh just from touching. extensive tax comparisons are made based on type of property held and crop status (cereal crop taxed x, but fiber crops taxed y). -ep. 6 - 9: ep. 3 but for a host of other problems: conflicting tax status for nobles who hold different positions (especially if they technically owe themselves fealty), bridges (just like…in general), a revolt started by a miller, and tax-deductible status for magical family heirlooms and whether or not being part of a dragon’s hoard can be considered “held in escrow.” -ep. 10: the queen kills the king. this is never explained but on a rewatch, isn’t surprising. it does rattle the staff as they look to cook the books and make sure they get paid as revolution sweeps the land. a brief aside is delved into concerning mercenaries. this takes less than five minutes; the rest of the episode concerns a detailed archive of back-taxes owed by the rebel dukes.
I’ve had this bastard saved on my computer for years now, and around may last year he asked to be promoted from a .jpg to an .fbx You can’t exactly say no to that face :^)
Might I add that an alternative way to lie to God was simple naming a pig a fish’s name like “Karpfen” (German for carp) and saying I am not eating meat, I am eating carp.
They also just drowned pigs or ate beavers. After all if it dies in the water it has to be a fish.
Might I also add that herrgottsb'scheisserle means lying to god thing but in a very proverb way so the 1:1 translation is shitting on god thing
Honestly? Narilamb is probably the funniest ship out there. What do you mean it’s a cat and a sheep. What do you mean cats look at headbutts like a sign of affection but sheep look at it as an attack. What do you mean they both can purr actually. What do you mean cats love lanolin cuz it relaxes them. If they ever had a kid it would be called a shitten. A SHITTEN.
And also it’s literally the perfect ship for anyone who’s queer and/or religiously traumatized to latch onto. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A GOD AND HIS MOST DEVOTED BELIEVER WHO’S BOTH HIS SALVATION AND HIS DEMISE?????
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