July 2024

miyoriia:

the odds that your favorite trans woman has recieved flowers before are pretty slim. be her first bouquet, she will never forget it ♡

marzipanandminutiae:

thereddestofsons:

memingursa:

He said WHAT

Hey, so this actually is a form of fake news. The tweet specifically ignores the context of the conversation - Nato. Here are some other quotes from President Biden during this interview:

“I asked the — our NATO Allies that we bring on the group from the South Pacific: Australia, New Zealand, Japan-”

“And, by the way, I was able to get 50 other nations — 50 — five-zero — to support Ukraine.  Fifty.  And we were able to bring about a coalition between — in — of Europe and Asia — Japan and South Korea.”

“I just met with — we’ve talked about AUKUS and we talked about the relationship between Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, the United States. We’re making the world safer and stronger, because we have to deal with a new arrangement that exists in the world”


Listen, I don’t give a shit about Biden, but I hate fake news. South Korea and Japan have had 80 years of history now post WW2, and it is bizarre to claim that Biden is out of his mind for saying “I brought them both to the table to help support ukraine”. Context matters, and your goddamn bad faith interpretation of literally goddamn everything is annoying as hell. Shame on y'all

everyone in the notes is taking the original tweet at face value and I’m terrified for the country as a result

but also like. WHY would you assume that’s something he would just Say? why wouldn’t you look it up and see what the context was?

guys. he’s not actually doddering and losing it. he remains a standard politician, with all that implies, but still mentally together. that’s media spin and you should know better than to trust it at this point

heyitschartic:

fipindustries:

>be me, massive egg

>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes

>have a type that i have to hots for

>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby

>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier

>mfw i became my type

>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men

>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes

>mfw past me is now my type

>wtf

sleepy-boy-shit:

internetslice:

aken:

   ∧ __ ∧
(`•ω• )づ__∧
(つ  / ( •ω•。)
  しーJ  (nnノ) pat pat

reblog to pat ur mutuals on their silly heads

all of u get pats :3

marlinspirkhall:

theweirdwideweb:

Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot scoot scoot scoot

edit: this post is a severely different experience with the sound on

[Video shows a snake crawling across the sofa cushions while music plays in the background: “you said: ain’t nothing gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, I got to keep on moving, ain’t nothing gonna break my stride- [end video]

damazcuz:

steam sale:

8ball-wizard:

maidthings:

evil-tips:

monikatouhou:

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won’t cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

Tip: you can cast Butter Blast on practically any pile of pastries to make them absolutely fucking soaked in butter. it’s excessive and a little gross. magic and power.

kitkatpancakestack:

Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like “man I love hgtysbks” and “you gotta go watch abcdefgh” like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!

important-animal-images:

txttletale:

i know the prospect of usamerican democracy sliding off a cliff is scary but don’t worry, liberals: if you yell at enough strangers on the internet you will swing the vital and gamechanging electoral demographic of Tumblr Communists

xrd:

I need everyone to see this tweet

teaboot:

teaboot:

Hello! Gentle reminder from your friendly neighborhood rent-a-cop: Grabbing, pushing, taking, or otherwise interfering with someone’s mobility aid without their express consent outside if an emergecy IS assault! The intoxicated full grown adult who just climbed into someone’s mobility scooter basket at the mall to request “a ride around the block” IS receiving a property ban!

Also, tangential but not specific to this: I’m not sure what you want me to do when you report someone “faking a disabiliy”. You realize you don’t need a permit to use a cane, right? You can buy your own wheelchair right now if you want to. It’s not illegal.

Also I’m not the police.

Or a doctor

teaboot:

teaboot:

Hello! Gentle reminder from your friendly neighborhood rent-a-cop: Grabbing, pushing, taking, or otherwise interfering with someone’s mobility aid without their express consent outside if an emergecy IS assault! The intoxicated full grown adult who just climbed into someone’s mobility scooter basket at the mall to request “a ride around the block” IS receiving a property ban!

Also, tangential but not specific to this: I’m not sure what you want me to do when you report someone “faking a disabiliy”. You realize you don’t need a permit to use a cane, right? You can buy your own wheelchair right now if you want to. It’s not illegal.

Also I’m not the police.

Or a doctor

exitwound:

Throwing Children by Ross Gay

exitwound:

Throwing Children by Ross Gay

achillesinhighheels:

thebrattybat-deactivated2023033:

I’m your tumblr crush now. You don’t have a choice.

foone:

miltonlibassistantn1fan:

ROBOTS WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS. ROBOTS THAT NEED TO STAY HOOKED INTO THE GRID OR RLSE THEY SHUT DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES. ROBOTS WHO CAN’T TRAVEL BECAUSE THEYRE HOOKED INTO A BANK OF BATTERIES

ROBOTS WHO OPERATE WAY ABOVE HUMAN PROCESSING AND COGNITION SO THEY INTERRUPT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS BEFORE YOUVE ASKED THEM

DO YOU HEAR ME CA. YOU HEAR ME….

Robots who act like 90s laptops. Yeah they still work, but they had to have their hard drive swapped out. They can’t be used portably anymore because their original batteries are long dead and no one makes replacements anymore. They have memory issues when they first wake up because their cmos battery died, and leaked, and the corrosion means they can’t hear out of their right ear anymore.

They can’t interact with the modern world without some assistive devices, because they were built in an age of dial up modems. They don’t know what ethernet is, let alone wifi or 5g. But they’re still kicking! Their vision may be a little blurry, they’ve got an old LCD with some backlight problems, but they manage.

They just need to be careful. Their plastic is getting brittle in their old age. They’re not worried about the yellowing, of course. They could try retrobriting it but they consider it a badge of honor. It shows they’ve been around a while.

lucy-is-bored:

talentlesshuman:

talentlesshuman:

Vent art

bottom text

C.AI USERS PLEASE STOP. FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

ifightformyfriends:

the-eatjoyfully-posts:

:

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

Water Reminder

Hihi!! I was just wondering if you could do more Angel emojis! Nothing specific I just really like the ones you’ve already posted :3 /pos /nf /nm

wyls-emojis:

more angels :D

Hihi!! I was just wondering if you could do more Angel emojis! Nothing specific I just really like the ones you’ve already posted :3 /pos /nf /nm

wyls-emojis:

more angels :D

Hihi!! I was just wondering if you could do more Angel emojis! Nothing specific I just really like the ones you’ve already posted :3 /pos /nf /nm

wyls-emojis:

more angels :D

Hihi!! I was just wondering if you could do more Angel emojis! Nothing specific I just really like the ones you’ve already posted :3 /pos /nf /nm

wyls-emojis:

more angels :D

heemi:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

twitter is such a wonderful website

screenshot of the start of a tweet: "i'm pretty racist but"ALT

youre never going to believe this, but the thing he said right after “but” was also very racist

You can’t leave this amazingly critical context in the tags… 😭

hellishkat:

can i come over and make you extremely uncomfortable with my lack of social skills

prokopetz:

On the one hand, Wario’s employees account for something like 85% of the female characters with recurring speaking roles across the entire Super Mario franchise, but on the other hand, he’s canonically violating multiple child labour laws and once stuffed a preteen girl into a cannon and shot her into the sea, so it’s tough to say how much credit he really deserves for his equal opportunity hiring practices.

sexygaywizard:

botanyshitposts:

the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request

walmart-the-official:

userel:

zattera:

fingersinhisassfriday:

thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

thespectacularspider-girl:

miintymilk:

holy fuck.

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

Shut up

also

fuckin roasted

imagine getting called out by Alex Hirsch. I would evaporate tbh

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

sarkos:

“After an initial discussion and request for Massey’s drivers license, Grayson spotted a pot of boiling water on the stove and ordered Massey to remove it to avoid starting a fire. In doing so, Massey asks the officers – who visibly distance themselves from her as she goes to handle the pot – why they moved away from her. “Where you going?” she asks them. “Away from your hot steaming water,” Grayson answers, with a laugh, before Massey responds: “Away from the hot steaming water? Oh, I’ll rebuke you in the name of Jesus.” With his gun drawn, Grayson closed the distance between himself and Massey, who was beginning to kneel behind a counter with her hands up. Massey can be heard saying, “I’m sorry,” as Grayson continues to advance. “I’m sorry,” she says again as Grayson fires three shots, striking her with a bullet below the eye that exited from the back of her neck. As Massey lay dying on her kitchen floor, Grayson says he’ll go get his medical kit to render aid. “That’s a headshot. She’s done,” Grayson says before going to get the med kit. As the pair stand there with their guns still drawn, Grayson says: “I’m not taking a bullet out of her fucking head,” then points out that the water from the pot had reached his feet. “What else can we do?” Grayson asks his partner. “I’m not taking hot boiling water to the fucking face.” Grayson’s partner tends to Massey and at one point says, “she’s still gasping” and wonders what’s taking Grayson so long with the medical kit. When paramedics and other officers arrive, one can be heard asking, “where’s the gun?” Grayson replies that Massey had a pot of boiling water and threatened to rebuke him in the name of Jesus. Paramedics took her to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead. Grayson has been arrested and charged with three counts of first-degree murder and is being held without bond until his trial is set to begin. It is exceedingly rare for police officers to be charged with murder in the death of a citizen, and hasn’t occurred in such a high-profile case since the killing of George Floyd in 2020.”

Body-cam video shows Illinois police officer fatally shooting Black woman in face | Illinois | The Guardian

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classycookiexo:

memories:

I want to take a heaping batch of #animation and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

memories:

#tumblr news and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by lukadjo

crevicedwelling:

good morning. it’s Beeftongue breakfast

zeon-liberation:

bug-maniac:

crevicedwelling:

sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. found under a fallen stop sign in Miami, I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.

farewell, Beef.

Pour one out for the memory of Beeftongue.

z00lea:

sorry i was thinking teeth

virtualgirladvance:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

imaveryevilenby:

imaveryevilenby:

imaveryevilenby:

Sphinx but instead of asking people riddles, it just badly and awkwardly flirts with people instead

@puppygirl-milf-cock

“What walks on four, uh, no. Two, two legs in the morning and… four? at night? …Me! No uh you if you uh and me and uh. If we were to uh.”

“damn girl are you the answer to my riddle because you are- wait shit fuck i fucked this up can i start over please don’t walk away”

Third and final riddle is just “please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please”

dragongirlbunny:

reblog to bite your mutuals

laughingpokemon:

duckbunny:

aropride:

aropride:

“nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life” ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i’m busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

nuclei don’t touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

peanutbutter-and-jellie:

feminist-space:

professorsparklepants:

mammalidentifier:

daily-weasel:

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

image of mountain weasel on left with "it fucken sumny" and arctic fox on the right with caption "it fucken wimdy"ALT

@fenekku

pictures-of-dogs:

what’s better than this. just two besties slammin’ salmon together

idontmindifuforgetme:

unliking and reliking a post reblogged on my dash to signify to a mutual that I’m in love with them

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

i have been laughing at this for 5 mins

free my man, he’s being called the asshole in the comments

leviathan-supersystem:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

  • The Italian police raided some of LVMH’s Dior suppliers that make luxury handbags.
  • Italian prosecutors found Dior paid $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780.

Italian prosecutors in Milan investigated the LVMH subsidiary Dior’s use of third-party suppliers in recent months. Prosecutors said these companies exploited workers to pump out bags for a small fraction of their store price. Citing documents examined by authorities, Reuters reported last month that Dior paid a supplier $57 to produce bags that retailed for about $2,780.

In probes through March and April, investigators found evidence that workers were sleeping in the facility so bags could be produced around the clock, Reuters reported. The probe also said safety devices on gluing and brushing machines were removed so workers could operate them faster.

The probe also extended to Giorgio Armani contractors. Armani paid contractors $99 per bag for products that sold for more than $1,900 in stores, according to documents seen by Reu
ters.

The prosecution said violating labor rules was a common industry practice that luxury giants relied on for higher profits.

the bourgeoisie are parasites.

huffylemon:

the-rainbow-flavored-university:

in relation to mr. rump getting shot

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

The three mental illnesses are

  • Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you’ll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
  • Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you’re hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
  • Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole

To everybody in the notes saying something along the lines of any specific disorder could be any of these three depending on how someone wants to justify mistreating the individual, you are correct. I was thinking of autism, depression and npd respectively but you’re actually right

punctuation-completionist:

eebie:

gaydelgard:

hgsn-moved:

weirdmageddon:

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squidward: bubble bass! we’re here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*

spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡

squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-

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9/22

bonus:

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3/20