July 2024

petrichorthefox:

Narinder has found you what do you do

otpcruiseliner:

rhinco:

“scythes are impractical as a weapon” ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

skill issue tbh

ninjasmudge:

the leaders annoying cat

the-overanalyst:

it’s always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there’s just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone’s praises whilst destroying them.

selkiewizard:

wizardarchetypes:

selkiewizard:

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow …

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

rubyfunkey:

throws him

write-on-world:

firstfullmoon:

was listening to an excerpt from a toni morrison interview with the paris review and had to pause and take a breath because she said “I think of beauty as an absolute necessity. I don’t think it’s a privilege or an indulgence, it’s not even a quest. I think it’s almost like knowledge, which is to say, it’s what we were born for. I think finding, incorporating and then representing beauty is what humans do. With or without authorities telling us what it is, I think it would exist in any case. The startle and the wonder of being in this place. This overwhelming beauty—some of it is natural, some of it is man-made, some of it is casual, some of it is a mere glance—is an absolute necessity. I don’t think we can do without it anymore than we can do without dreams or oxygen.”

necrolacrymans:

xxacidnekoxx:

🎵~

A lot of the reblogs were good but this one stood out to me the most and I agree so much. I can’t take DNIs or the people who use them seriously anymore because they’re either an essay long, they have something really dumb and specific, or people expect you to treat it like the law. Also the culture surrounding them in general is just really toxic. I think in theory and to some extent they can work?? like yeah if its an 18+ account minors SHOULDN’T interact.

The internet will never be able to cater to everyone’s needs and wants. Sometimes DNIs actually will encourage the people on there to purposely interact/troll you. Trust me, the block button will become your best friend once you start using it. It has worked 10x better for me than a DNI list ever did and really helps your mental health. That or y'know, just ignore content/people that upset you.

A lot of the people involved in DNI culture come off as pretentious assholes like the blue character did. And honestly, I’d ignore them too like Pega, nobody wants to hang out with someone whose obsessed with trying to figure out if everyone around them is “evil” and breaking their holy list. God forbid you break one rule in their bible and they will find every possible way to cancel you.

Block. Just use the block button. I don’t know why a lot of people insist on crying and screaming and fighting. Just, let it go. Take a breather, go outside, and relax. Because nobody in the real world acts like this. And for the love of god, just hit the button.

prophetic-writer:

“How do you write such realistic dialogue-” I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

0x5742:

demimonde-semigoddess:

dicksnot-deactivated20210512:

shigraki:

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

despazito:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

Not everyone who is a woman is a non-man, and not everyone who is a man is a non-woman. Some people’s genders aren’t non-anything. Sit on that and nurture it and let it hatch and grow up to be a healthy worldview love and peace on planet earth

crippled-peeper:

no cis woman in history has been denied medical care due to the existence of trans people or gender neutral language but plenty of trans men have died of childbirth complications and reproductive cancers they couldn’t get treatment for in the name of “protecting” cis women from us

any date ideas ?

pukicho:

pukicho:

July 13th Trump rally

Waiter Waiter!! More Digital Footprint Please!!!!

chuckster:

girlnephew:

calware:

anneofgreengaybles:

lizluvscupcakes:

axolotlife:

birthisacurse-and:

mj-irl:

lady-feral:

tikkety-tok:

FUCKING PREACH

It’s all about control, sexism, racism, it’s not about babies or lives or the Bible

Okay, but I’ve seen this argument thrown around for years, and I never believed it because it’s been pushed into my brain since I was a child by my extremely Christian parents that abortion is fundamentally evil because it goes against the Bible. But I’m taking a 2nd Wave Feminism course and I finally found out that this is actually 100% true? Until the Reagan campaign and associated Republican politicians tried to find another social issue to sway Southerners, especially Southern women, in their favor, abortion was not a primary issue for churches. It was only when feminists started mobilizing and, as a result, many institutions such as the Catholic church tried to mobilize against them that churches started advocating against abortion. Abortion did not become an issue of morality for the right until the 70s. Before then, abortion was simply not discussed because most things relating to sex weren’t publicly discussed. So no, according to popular belief, the argument that abortions are killing babies did not always exist, it was just an argument crafted when the Republican party needed another social group to oppress for political points

Of course it was Reagan

Why’s it always Reagan?

there’s a very good you’re wrong about episode that covers the rise of the anti-choice movement

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

It’s a beautiful ceremony. The elven bride in her finest, flowing silks, dappled by the sun. The goblin bride in a human-sized wedding dress stolen from a goodwill.

The elven side of the aisle of course has the elvish bride’s father and mother, as well as her older sisters, as well as all the forest animals who inhabit her parents’ court.

The goblin side is a bunch of The Labyrinth looking freaks in their best simulacrum of what they think good folks wear to weddings. The father of the bride is wearing a really snazzy cocktail dress.

It’s a mixed tradition ceremony. The elven part of the ceremony involves the young couple being presented in front of the king of the forest, a majestic unicorn, who blesses the couple by touching them with his horn.

The goblins kidnapped a local priest to bless the couple according to their tradition.

The ring the elven bride presents to her wife-to-be is brought in by a squirrel riding a doe. It’s made of silver, inlaid with decorative golden leaves.

The goblin worst man accidentally swallowed the ring, which was purchased from a pawn shop.

The father of the elven bride keeps looking over to the goblin side of the aisle, barely hiding his disgust. But he is resigned to it. What matters most is his daughter’s happiness.

At the end of the ceremony his face sinks as the father of the goblin bride says “Welcome to the family! You can call me brother,” while vigorously shaking his hand.

The reception is, of course, held at a speakeasy according to goblin tradition. The ceiling is only five feet tall, making it very difficult for the elves.

“An elf walks into a bar,”

“Will you please stop saying that!”

During the reception the father of the goblin bride, named Frankie the Third, decides to introduce his family to his new elven family.

“These are my older sisters, Frankie the First and Frankie the Second. No relation.”

“What does that mean,”

#the father of the elven bride is absolutely disgusted by the goblin’s dad#right up until he’s got some of that good goblin ale in him and then they’re both singing old shanties together#‘i am amazed you know this one! it must be far older than you - we sang it hundreds of years ago!’#'yeah i ate some old musty book full of songs once and i think that was in there’#’…okay!’#they’re superbowl dad buddies afterward

You understand my vision

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

datasoong47:

Happy 4th of July

jewishpangolin:

spacecravat:

senator-organa:

posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

got one whole comment… the small creature may yet survive the winter

thekidsfromyestergay:

This means that the dashcon piss anniversary and the trump assassination attempt anniversary will be on the same day

localcanadiancryptid22:

outofcontextdiscord:

A discord chatlog containing one person sending two images. image 1 contains a sims 4 alert that says "Attractiveness Alert!", image 2 contains a button with the text "Where is Jeff the Killer?". We are led to believe that these two are part of the same notification alert.

What-

catchymemes:

i-am-the-egg:

maidling:

relelvance:

that-unspeaking-sky-child:

spiderywigglerodstuff:

archivistic:

waxvat:

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

RIP Library Paste Man

happy 116th anniversary of unknown man died eating library paste

Happy 116th Anniversary

nocinovae:

Minecraft feels like it doesn’t know what to do for big updates any more so they’re doing like small miscellaneous updates collected together. I wish they’d move on from trying to give them a theme bc I feel like that’s just confusing.

One thing I wish they’d do is do updates from time to time and go back and add pieces to old update. Like maybe add more fish or tree types.

Specifically what made me have this thought is that I’d love if they’d add more to the geodes. Like the amethysts are lovely but I’d love if there was a whole range of crystals to find in geodes!! I feel like that’s along the line of the archaeological stuff they’ve done recently! Digging into the earth for history and stuff!

Also if they ever do a forest update I’d freak out. I’d love if they revamped their nature bc I feel like that part of the over world specifically has been the same since the beginning era of minecraft. Like ocean, nether, caves, villages, NOW FOREST. And end.

Feels like natural progression of their universe growing! And I like feeling like the updates can have a “story” like aspect to me. Especially bc worldbuilding. Favorite idea when it comes to minecraft lore

would you rather double it and give it to the next person

duskargentum:

duskargentum:

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

kejfjirke:

smashroomz:

violntfemme:

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me…….

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

OH FUCK NOT THIS IMAGE

@just-gloopin-around @kejfjirke @saltedwizard @ed1eeee

No no no no NO NO NO!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the-haiku-bot:

foone:

the-real-seebs:

foone:

valtharr:

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

i know the de-orbiting of the ISS has been planned for the end of 2030 for like a year now but having to read that elon musk gets to kill it. do you know what the ISS is. the international space station. what it has meant for science, for collaboration between nations, what a symbol of hope for the future it is. I hope elon musk dies before 2030 so he doesnt get to feel a damn thing about getting to put his fucking name anywhere near it.

This is worded really misleadingly. Yes, NASA has commissioned SpaceX to develop the deorbit vehicle, but that’s it.

While the company will develop the deorbit spacecraft, NASA will take ownership after development and operate it throughout its mission. Along with the space station, it is expected to destructively breakup as part of the re-entry process.

Source

Yeah. Basically, NASA needs to stop spending so much money on the space station: they’re required by congress to be doing Moon things and it’s hard to do those things while spending most of their budget on the ISS. There’s no realistic way to bring the ISS back down (we’d need a lot of dangerous trips in shuttles we don’t have), so it needs to be destroyed. We can’t just leave it up there, because it’s in a low orbit that constantly decays. It was placed there because that made it possible for the shuttles (which we don’t have anymore) to get to it.

So if we just turn off the lights and leave it alone, it’ll end up coming down anyway. And it’s big enough that some chunks will make it to the ground, which could be bad. We don’t want to kill anybody if a big chunk of it lands in Paris or something.

So NASA is going to intentionally destroy it by deorbiting it safely. This means they can aim where it goes, so they’re gonna crash it into Point Nemo: the spot in the Pacific ocean that is farthest from human settlement.

And they’re asking Elon’s company to do it because they make Big Rockets. Don’t worry, his name will only be a footnote in the history of the ISS.

But yeah. At the end of the day, this is a positive for science. NASA has had a long time to learn cool stuff with the ISS, and now they’re trying to safely decommission it so they can move onto other stuff. They have a finite budget and they don’t want to keep paying for the ISS. It’d be nice if NASA had a bigger budget so they didn’t have to make these choices… But honestly even with much more money and no Moon Mandate they’d be looking at decommissioning the ISS by now. It’s old, and expensive, and our major partner on it is Russia, which is a bit of a political issue these days.

Yes it’d be cool if they could bring it down safely and put it in a museum but it’s kinda huge and we can’t.

Motherfucker is BIG.

My concern here is not “they shouldn’t do that”, it’s “i don’t trust a Musk company to do it safely or well”. We’ve known for a long time we were gonna have to decommission the ISS.

It’s basically their only choice at this point, sadly. The other US option is the Boeing nonsense that currently has stranded several astronauts, I don’t think the Ariane 6 can be used for this (it’s a launch vehicle, not something thing you can use to deorbit anything), they’re not allowed to use Chinese rockets, and there’s a lot of political issues with using Russian rockets.

Thus, SpaceX.

I mean, their Falcon series has a good safety record: 2 failures in 351 launches.

Starship is an outlier because they’re trying to do a rapid prototyping thing by using ENDLESS MONEY and they’re doing it very, very badly.

Like, fuck Elon Musk and all, but SpaceX actually has some good rockets.

Like, fuck Elon Musk

and all, but SpaceX actually

has some good rockets.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Soo, why isn’t the space agency building it’s own rockets? Also, are we ever going to see a replacement for the ISS?

I know it’s unlikely but I still hope we do

toastedbagelbaconjam:

insertdisc5:

*sweats*

I think about this comic every day

greniza:

“if you use tags, it helps people find your post!”

right but what if I don’t want these posts to be found

what then tumblr

headspace-hotel:

slytherclaw-lair:

little-babydolly:

arc-hammer:

abreathofatmosphere:

luxatoid:

chipped

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

someone put it in words

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

​I have seen this post some 50 times and everytime I softly whispered ‘Fuck’ to myself cuz it hits SO close to home

angeliteonfridgeduty:

modmad:

thisobscuredesireforbeauty:

“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

Fucking Lake Baikal Up To Its God Defying Nonsense Again

hi i was wondering what benefits come with joining the tgirl army

lost-my-soup:

tanihanya:

sagasolejma:

godless-of-the-hunt:

sagasolejma:

Uhm

Safe and free estrogen (if you’re scared I will come do the injections for you in person)

One free emotional support plushie of your choice

Kissing night (participation optional)

Camo uniforms with the trans colours instead of green and brown and black

Cool guns probably idk I’ve never even seen a real gun in my life, as far as I know they’re just action movie props

A rewritten version of “Fortunate Son” that makes the song about a boymoder getting forcefemmed by the tgirl army

holy shit i’m in

where do i sign???

Right here ^w^

UM JOINING RN,,,

lukadjo:

Reblog if your mutuals have been here.

Some of mine seemingly never even got discharged

pukicho:

pukicho:

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

No nonsense this weekend please, I really need to chill out.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

miitopia-cake:

me looking for ace/aro characters: lets go gambling!

[character’s sex repulsion is used for jokes] aw dang it

[character is put in sexual situations despite disliking it] aw dang it

[character’s identity is ignored by fandom] aw dang it

[characters creators sexualize them] aw dang it

[aro character gets ‘fixed’ by true love] aw dang it

[aro/ace character is literally an animal] aw dang it

[creator messes up definition of asexuality] aw dang it

[characters asexuality is never brought up in media] aw dang it

sporesgalaxy:

HI!! Do you wanna have a neocities website where you can put images and read words? Have you never coded a dang thing in your life?

THE BEST TIME TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT IS NOW!!!! And you can feel free to fuck around with MY CSS and HTML code!!!! Check it out!

LOOK AT THAT! Isn’t she beautiful? It’s got amazing features such as

Simple and hopefully easy to fuck around with, I hope maybe this code can help more people experiment with making their own web page because it is very fun! ^_^

kafus:

genuinely frustrated and upset about how much using neocities as a filehosting service is being spread everywhere. they disable hotlinking for non-html files for free accounts so it won’t even work properly for those purposes and even supporter accounts are asked not to be used as a file dump host directly by the website. neocities offers a service that no other website provides and that i think is extremely important, but they sure don’t make a ton of money doing it. please, please, do not use neocities as a filehost, they don’t want you to and i don’t want you to either. there is a reason they ask users not to

seyche:

logged back into tumblr for the first time in months and immediately saw a zionist using one of my themes. anyways, here’s a reminder that zionists, islamophobes, anti-arab, antisemites, racists of all kinds, terfs, transphobes, homophobes, and the like are not welcome here and are not welcome to use my themes. gtfo. normally, it’s an honour that people are still using my increasingly broken themes but not when it’s on a blog spewing disgusting racist bullshit.

to the rest of you, it’s still an honour.

huge-sopp:

Aww siblings.

Jillz belongs to @sm-baby

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

anisecandy:

anisecandy:

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven’t even properly written down yet

They were so in love here 😍