July 2024

shamebats:

hjartasalt:

Anyway stay informed

online-silkmoth:

bruntalism:

rb to give prev the mysterious orange drink that keeps them from falling into a deep slumber

sunspotpony:

neofooturism:

this shit fucked me up

This is why I hate the like, casual ha ha aren’t men awful jokes that people like to casually throw around.

Like, men are victims of the patriarchy too, and loneliness and isolation is what brings out the worst in people.

I’m not saying you have to be nice to or defend wretched men, but don’t treat them as wretched just because they are men. Treat them as wretched because they are wretched.

sandersstudies:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

renaultmograine:

Slow burn but it’s written by an impatient person

This doesn’t affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

“They looked into each other’s eyes for a long moment…again. Notably, they were not kissing.”

moonlitlillypop:

Still can’t get over the fact that Toby Fox dreamed up a game ending, but he decided he wanted to make something a little less ambitious first, so instead he made the most influential indie game of all time

countably-infinite-rats:

[ch- wait… guys???

countably-infinite-rats:

musclemanveryregular:

tollhousecookie:

Hey check out how hard i ca]

You know who else ca]

its not that hard guys, wat]

musclemanveryregular:

tollhousecookie:

[n portal through posts 😁

[n portal through posts 😁?

the-haiku-bot:

sarahthecoat:

depsidase:

i’m reading her book, nickel and dimed, and it’s pretty sobering.

i’m reading her book,

nickel and dimed, and it’s

pretty sobering.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

captain-johanssons-wooden-ear:

0x5742:

Reblog if you love scheiss Hund Gniesbert as well

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

I physically and mentally cannot do this anymore

Our honest government surveillance vs their deceptive spying

I would honestly, at this point, rather give my data to china than meta, just out of spite

kropotkindersurprise:

vollesroah:

kropotkindersurprise:

kropotkindersurprise:

lmao it’s real

June 24, 1922 - Patrolman William Deans was kicked in the nuts so hard that he died. That’s 102 slutty, slutty years ago today!

May I be the first to say, it’s not funny.

Cranky cause your great-great-grandpa got kicked so hard in the balls while trying to arrest someone for jaywalking that he died, aren’t you? My condolences 😔🙏

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

Arch by the way

robotlyra:

lizardsfromspace:

For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They’re putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they’re tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer

They GENTRIFIED THE WEED

godisafujoshi:

steveyockey:

donnasweettttttttt:

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

Divorce heritage post

leviathan-supersystem:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

  • The Italian police raided some of LVMH’s Dior suppliers that make luxury handbags.
  • Italian prosecutors found Dior paid $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780.

Italian prosecutors in Milan investigated the LVMH subsidiary Dior’s use of third-party suppliers in recent months. Prosecutors said these companies exploited workers to pump out bags for a small fraction of their store price. Citing documents examined by authorities, Reuters reported last month that Dior paid a supplier $57 to produce bags that retailed for about $2,780.

In probes through March and April, investigators found evidence that workers were sleeping in the facility so bags could be produced around the clock, Reuters reported. The probe also said safety devices on gluing and brushing machines were removed so workers could operate them faster.

The probe also extended to Giorgio Armani contractors. Armani paid contractors $99 per bag for products that sold for more than $1,900 in stores, according to documents seen by Reu
ters.

The prosecution said violating labor rules was a common industry practice that luxury giants relied on for higher profits.

the bourgeoisie are parasites.

dear-ao3:

Chapter 3

Notes:
this fic was supposed to be three chapters long but i wrote too much. its four now. i hope. lets start a prayer circle for this fic to PLEASE end at four chaptersALT
Chapter 4
Notes:
nobody participated in the prayer circle.ALT

[x]

shiningnightstars:

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday:

No

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. “How does an entity like that have a neurological condition” Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here

Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I’m usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone’s baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread

Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it’s not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone’s dog. I think I’m doing a good job

kibumkim:

peanutbutter-and-jellie:

feminist-space:

professorsparklepants:

mammalidentifier:

daily-weasel:

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

image of mountain weasel on left with "it fucken sumny" and arctic fox on the right with caption "it fucken wimdy"ALT

@fenekku

bees-official:

endreal:

Reblog to get fucking bopped by prev

*broken pipe sound effect*

madamross:

stworzonka:

I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn’t know ppl like her existed tbh

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don’t make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won’t leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What’re you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I’m developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I’m developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I’m happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I’m experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I’m saying. He leaves about a minute later.

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.

bees-oficial:

spaghetti-o-fficial:

bees-oficial:

the-real-gmail:

thundercrumbs:

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

Scientists have no dignity these days

So are we not gonna talk about how that guy just consumed the dude’s whole ass lens? Bro just absorbed that shit 😰😰😰

You don’t understand. He is the lens

I see

Is what the glasses guy would say

probuccalfat1:

cellyhwondertainment:

probuccalfat1:

this community has weird dark vibes lately

its all rhe ******* and )****(

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

mistyycowoa:

catchymemes:

The existence of lightly fucked olive oil implies the existence of heavily fucked olive oil.

mogai-sunflowers:

this will be a bit of a long post but i ask that you please please read the full thing if you want to know more about Sudan- i feel like not enough people ACTUALLY know what’s going on in Sudan. a lot of people have a vague idea that a ‘war’ and genocide is going on, but it’s important to know the specifics as well.

there is extremely little coverage of Sudan from non-Sudanese sources, and even those that DO cover it often paint it as a war between two different generals for power over a country- and to a certain extent, without context, that IS what’s happening. for those unaware, the two 'warring factions’ in Sudan are the official Sudanese military- the SAF (Sudanese Armed Forces) and the RSF (Rapid Support Forces).

in April 2019, during the Sudanese Revolution, Islamist dictator Omar al-Bashir was deposed by the SAF in response to a mass wave of revolutionary organizing, protests, and sit-ins. Immediately after, the TMC (Transitionary Military Council) was established, with SAF general inspector Abdel Fattah al-Burhan being appointed as the chairman. for a brief time, protestors engaged in negotiations with Burhan, and many believed that he was being ernest in his promises of a true civilian democratic government- but it soon became clear to protestors that he was not actually taking their demands seriously, so demonstrations once again intensified. on June 3, 2019, it was under Burhan’s command that the Khartoum Massacre was committed, killing 118 protestors while they were participating in a sit-in at the military headquarters in Khartoum.

as the next few months went by, agreements came about to dissolve the TMC and form a Transitional Sovereignty Council based on a draft of a constitutional declaration. it was supposed to be that a military official would be the chairman for 21 months, then transitioning to a civilian chairman for the next 18 months- but Burhan staged a coup in October of 2021, and dissolved the council and effectively turned the Sudanese government back into a military junta, which was the cause of further protesting.

i want to emphasize the crimes and horrors of the SAF because they are often forgotten in these discussions due to the absolute atrocities committed by the RSF. there is no good guy here- both the SAF and the RSF are vying for dictatorial power. so let’s talk about the RSF.

headed by genocidal war criminal Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo, known more widely as “Hemedti”, the RSF formed around 2014 due to reorginization of the Janjaweed militias- which were the militias that formed across the Darfuri regions of southwestern Sudan to suppress demonstrations against Bashir’s oppressive and racist regime which carried out the first genocide of Massalit and other ethnically non-Arab peoples across Darfur in the early 2000s. so to be succinct- the RSF has direct roots in dictatorial suppression of Sudanis protesting against ethnic cleansing, genocide, and oppression.

for around a decade, the RSF and SAF were different factions of the Sudanese military- both have their roots and a pattern of supporting dictatorial violence and anti-Black genocide. and, on April 15, 2023, these two dictatorial Arab-colonialist powers began fighting out of the blue. fighting has been most intense around Khartoum, the central state and capital city of Sudan, where now an estimated 35% of its residents have been forced to flee, with the rest trapped in the middle of an active war zone.

the RSF has been actively continuing the genocide of non-Arab Darfuri Sudanis that its predecessor the Janjaweed committed 20 years prior. they have been consistently launching attacks against Massalit villages in Darfur and El Geneina. Recently, they have completely ethnically cleansed several Massalit villages, killing hundreds in each one of them. in addition, they are committing so many other war crimes, like sexual violence, blocking access to humanitarian aid, occupying civilian homes and kicking the residents out, along with blatant ethnic cleansing campaigns, mass murder, and targeting of civilians.

but don’t think that this is a 'civil war’ as many are calling it. a civil war is an internal dispute, but this is far from that. both the SAF and the RSF are supported by external powers, namely the UAE, Saudi Arabia, and Russia, who all provide funding to these groups IN EXCHANGE FOR SUDANESE RESOURCES LIKE GOLD AND OIL. this is, ultimately, not just some random war between two different military groups- it is a war funded by and for foreign colonial powers who have a vested interest in colonizing Sudan for its resources. as an example- the UAE’s- and especially Dubai’s- infamous gold and jewelry industry, is only made possible by the fact that the UAE illegally smuggles 80% of Sudan’s gold- they fund this by sending weapons AND SOLDIERS to the RSF. Several of the gold mines in Sudan are owned and operated by the Russian government.

all of this, both the 'internal’ AND the external, colonial aspects of this war and genocide, has led to the world’s current WORST humanitarian crisis. not only do LOW estimates place the total murdered in the past year at 150,000, but out of Sudan’s population of nearly 47 million, over half (25 million) are in severe need of humanitarian aid, and of those 25 million, over half are children. fighting between the RSF and SAF has lead to severe blockage of aid, and the UN’s initial proposed budget of $1.5 billion in April of 2023 has not only not increased to accommodate the severe worsening of the crisis, but ALSO has not even been funded 20%.

2.5 MILLION PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED TO STARVE TO DEATH IN SUDAN BY THIS FUCKING SEPTEMBER. THAT IS LESS THAN 2 MONTHS AWAY.

additionally, due to both western colonization and the Sudanese governments’ deliberate cutting of internet access across the entirety of Sudan, there is a huge lack of the proper infrastructure for generating awareness and spreading videos and info from on the ground in Sudan. this means that not only are people unable to effectively crowdfund support to leave, but they are also barred from accessing social media to spread awareness, and they’re unable to contact loved ones outside of Sudan most of the time.

also, Sudan is HUGE- in order for displaced people to escape fighting, they usually have to walk, on foot, for hundreds of miles, often across literal deserts, with extremely little access to water. there has also been a surge of internally displaced people dying due to illness and scorpion stings in displacement camps. 70% of Sudan’s hospitals have stopped functioning entirely. and even if they DO make it to a neighboring country, most of the options there are just as bad, if not worse- Egypt is extremely anti-Black, and doesn’t allow work permits to most Black refugees, meaning they are relegated to being houseless and jobless if they go to Egypt- and westward in Chad, there is also crisis with food and resources, so the government of Chad quite literally can not materially support anymore Sudanese refugees. In South Sudan, there is also conflict, war, and crisis, and in Ethiopia, where the genocide is taking place in Tigray, the government is extremely hostile to Sudanese refugees. there are currently more than 6,000 Sudanese refugees stranded in the forests because of the hostilities they faced while in UNHCR camps.

and everyday that we’re not doing something, this genocide, war, and humanitarian crisis is getting worse. doing something starts with being educated. i urge y'all to look more into this, don’t just take what i’m saying and roll with it- truly learn and listen to Sudanese activists on this. i highly recommend following these accounts on Instagram:

@/red_maat , @/bsonblast , @/sudansolidaritycollective, @/forsudaneseliberation, @/darfurwomenaction, @/liberatesudan, @/zzeirra, @/yousraelbagir, @/modathirzainalabdeen, @/sdn.world, @/nasalsudan, @/sudanuntold, @/kandakamagazine, and @/almigdadhassan0

IF ANYTHING I’VE SAID IS INACCURATE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

i’d like to spread this post for some education. could you reblog this @decolonize-the-left @incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes @homoidiotic @heritageposts @el-shab-hussein

@fairuzfan @palipunk @silicacid @sissa-arrows @apollos-olives @

@northgazaupdates @our-queer-experience @intersexfairy @genderqueerdykes

timeclonemike:

shanastoryteller:

I worked at a McDonald’s as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald’s because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says “Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?”

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, “It’s on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down.”

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

“What the - how the hell did… Uh. I mean. Thank you?”

And it’s been literally ten years but I’m still riding the high from that.

Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.

-Terry Pratchett

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

eldritchbauble:

eldritchbauble:

You’re just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don’t become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. “Hedonism” is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don’t let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You’re a mammal.

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You’re not better than a beast.

@leafboy-the-great

real-oddity-deactivated20240907:

RadenWA is honestly a hero for these

they’re got even more than these, too!

cryptotheism:

You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

bish-0-p:

tbh i don’t respect people who say “but what if i pirate it?” when asked to boycott a movie/game/show/etc. in this specific instance, the new captain america movie. do you really need to watch the zionist movie? the movie from the franchise that abuses its workers and is oversaturated with cgi? that movie? grow up

unicouniuni:


I have become too strong…

klapollo:

klapollo:

those sex meme accounts manage to make being aggressively horny incredibly stale and boring it’s a wonder

The squidward meme comic:
Fish: I want a girl to crush my head between her thighs
Squidward: how original
Fish: I want daddy to rail me while i wear a sun dress and call me a good girl
Squidward: daring today, aren't weALT

bamsara:

Alternate scene for Trod ‘Drunken Gods’ chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage’

bamsara:

older doodles I made months ago + quick storyboards for a scene + more extra stuff

bamsara:

small continuation to this comic

Unfortunately Lambert can piece together context clues but they remember none of it including the part where Narinder kissed back

farmlesbians:

can they let the guy try again

bamsara:

Alternate scene for Trod ‘Drunken Gods’ chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage’

hackfurs:

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

milfsisyphus:

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

strayknight:

strayknight:

strayknight:

i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk

im such a sitcom C plot character tbh

what do you mean they shot trump

nufflesdoodles:

The One Who Waits Loses it

nufflesdoodles:

The One Who Waits Loses it

ariaste:

Yes yes, I too am very sad and annoyed that Trump is not dead, I got all breathlessly excited and queued up “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead” to be ready for a great announcement, and then I didn’t even get to play it. It’s a huge bummer.

However, step two of this huge bummer is NOT “Oh no and now his fandom will be EVEN MORE ANNOYING, we have basically already lost :((((” That is the devil speaking. Step two is to say “Ah heck, his fandom is going to be even more annoying, better FUCKING VOTE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE I KNOW ALSO VOTES”

Stop your worthless defeatism, stop your stupid pessimism, stop trying to GIVE UP AND SURRENDER just cause one weird thing happened.

GO VOTE, IDIOTS