July 2024

soon-palestine:

feralratbitesu:

feralratbitesu:

creepers deserve variants too yknow….

heres some more ^w^

mmoxie:

every time you reblog my posts you can take


one of these out of the dish

mollyjimbly:

BLOW UP THEIR PHONES!!!

use this call script accordingly 👇

cassettetapecryptid:

tinafey:

mediokrek:

ihaveitwitheverybody:

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

please watch this show

I cannot stress enough how well this episode set up every single item. It is a master class of Chekhov’s gun and efficient storytelling.

toadstool32:

“noooo they’re limiting likes” likes have always been limited. Just like posts and side blogs and whatever else I can’t remember rn There has always been a limit and if u have never hit it then premium wouldn’t even be worth it

assignedmale:

a-meh:

sunbentshadows:

the thing is. when tumblr finally announces it is going to shut down because every attempt to make money in good faith was condemned and decried by popular users here, i suspect a lot of the Popular Big Reblog Reactions will be: “GOOD. THEY SHOULD. THEY DESERVE IT FOR [GRIEVANCES] GOOD RIDDANCE”

and. I’m not at all saying this is a perfect site. but also like. if you wish for the destruction of something around you because it’s the only way it will be ‘cleansed’ then. like. why are you hanging out there.

i’ve been on tumblr for almost decade and a half. i like it here. i’ll be sad when it’s gone. that does not mean i defend it’s every action!

but the response to any small feature that’s a little fun! for a couple bucks! it’s all just. so uncompromisingly reactionary. inflexibly dogmatic. it’s easier to tear something down than say 'it might be imperfect but it IS what’s present’. the rapture will come and the bad thing will get what it deserves. the revolution is here. and the sinners will be cleansed. and this little vestigial corner of the web where written word and creative fandom still thrives will be gone. forever.

sometimes liking a thing and wishing it were better is harder to swallow than righteous anger. and some people here would have you burn it all down rather than face the contradiction.

nekrotiize:

Here’s the thing about Tumblr Premium: The amount of posts, reblogs, and likes have literally always had daily limits.

… It’s just that people don’t typically notice this because it’s really hard to reach any of those limits in a day. I believe it’s 250 posts/reblogs, and 1,000 likes per day. Tumblr Premium would just be upping that to 500 posts/reblogs, and 2,000 likes per day.
The issue is not that they’re suddenly limiting basic features - these limits have always been in place, saying otherwise is stupid. The issue is that who the fuck is actually posting + liking that much in a fucking day?? Who is that upgrade for????

kittydragondraws:

Were you even aware Tumblr had a post limit?

yes and I’ve hit it.

yes but i’ve never hit it.

no

See Results

rb and all that jazz

tyote:

calling it now: the limits for everything will eventually become smaller for free users in an effort to make more people get premium

also, lol:

staff:

✨Ad-free Browsing is becoming Tumblr Premium ✨

You read that right: We’re upgrading Ad-free Browsing to a bigger, better package—based on your feedback and wishes. We hope you like it!

So, what’s in the box?

Alongside the beloved ad-free dash, every month, Premium subscribers will get one free Blaze and a free item in TumblrMart (except Premium itself, and some of the badges you have to earn)—to gift or use for yourself—as well as increased posting and liking limits and early access to experimental features like Communities and Patio! All for $6.99/month or $69.99/year (that’s 15% off when paying annually).

Check it out!

Are you a current ad-free browser? You’ll get an email from us about the price change and have 30+ days to decide if you want to keep your subscription. In the meantime, you’ll have Premium at the current price. You can manage your subscription right now here.

Questions? Visit the Help Center or let us know over at Support.

destiel-news-channel:

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers ‘What do you mean there’s tumblr premium?’ to Cas’ 'I love you’. /End ID]

Where’s that post about Elon Musk suing tumblr for stealing his idea of completely ruining a social media site?

elmaxlys:

omg they brought back tumblr gold!

Hello, there has been a lot of misunderstanding with the tumblr premium thing. People are under the impression that tumblr is restricting likes and posts . but im under the impression that premium simply allow to go beyond the daily posting limit (250) and the daily amount of likes someone can have (1000) can you please confirm ?

cyle:

yes, Premium subscribers get double the normal limits. there are no new limits. these limits have been in place for over a decade. the vast, vast, vast majority of people don’t know there are limits because they’re never in danger of hitting them, but some people hit them every day, and now they can get higher limits.

the limits are documented across various help docs, our API documentation, and we tell you when you hit them. XKit Rewritten has a nice little limit checker, too, if you fly close to them frequently.

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

self reflection

assignedmale:

assignedmale:

chwylaven:

Heartbeat

Combat own emotions with your favourite ship, yessir

glowcowboy:

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

whiskeyote:

kaijuno:

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

March 24, 2023, at 2:07 p.m. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Walter C. Cole, better known as the iconic drag queen who performed for decades as Darcelle XV, has died of natural causes in Portland, Oregon.

Cry because she’s gone. But please also happy cry because she made it to 92. I am so glad, in a sense, to be mourning a queer elder who actually got to be an elder. This is a success story as told by an entire, whole, complete human lifetime. Rest in peace, Darcelle. I can’t imagine the struggles you have seen, the oppression you have overcome, and the life experience you’re taking with you to the other side. We love you. And we are so glad you made it to 92.

socialistexan:

ranked-competitive-sexhaver:

argumate:

toastpiercer-deactivated2020080:

could it be…? a good political cartoon?

The artist is Clay Bennett, a Pulitzer Prize winner and a veteran of his craft. Here’s some more of his work: 

The wire hanger one hit me like a ton of bricks.

churrotowns:

who is doing it like him

cleopatraxi:

Trump didn’t die bc all the good hitmen are booked by Boeing rn

angelslant:

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

metaphoricallyrose:

Marcille relearning her native language takes a turn

nufflesdoodles:

ccarmody101:

Oops

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:

That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

cybersongstrawberry:

Had to draw them

prismaticstarshch:

makokind:

makokind:

can u imagine if comic sans had. serifs

actually nvm what the fuck is this shit

HELP WHAT IS THIS

the-haiku-bot:

lilithtransrights:

alpacaradio:

zombeesknees:

#just think   #when this gifset first passed my dash   #however long ago that was   #I didn’t even recognize the name Elon Musk   #what I wouldn’t give to return to that innocence

the character of Elon Musk was inspired by Tony Stark, and it always has been.

The character of Elon Musk was inspired by Justin Hammer

The character of

Elon Musk was inspired

by Justin Hammer

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ane-doodles:

Come closer…

The prophecy was not a secret to anyone, yet what are the chances that you will be the chosen one?

sourcreammachine:

anthropologist-on-the-loose:

a-singing-dragonfly:

soothifying-sounds-asmr:

Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov

BRUH

For those curious, the instrument is called a hurdy gurdy and did in fact exist in medieval Europe.

yooo that’s the smoothest gurdy i’ve ever heard

yourocdoeswhat:

yourocdoeswhat:

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

I know I made this post but #mood

ohshititsgreg:

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

flipocrite:

hazey-magnolia:

eargoat:

I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE SOUTH!!!! THIS IS MY HOME!!!

I want things to get better here instead of having to leave it behind to be safe!! I literally live in North Carolina i KNOW about the bathroom bills, i KNOW i PROMISE YOU.

Queer people who look down on the south and refuse to acknowledge that there are queer people here infuriate me. The south is not just Bigotry World tm! There are poc here!! There are trans people here! There are queer people and disabled people and tons of other people who deserve your love and support!

Don’t forget about us please.

cheeso:

My beautiful and courageous sons username and password are being killed by a freak called Sign in with Google

fireball-me:

There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn’t retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

elucubrare:

elucubrare:

saw a poll about whether you prefer corruption or redemption arcs and i realized that for me it’s not really either, it’s a distillation arc: when a character becomes the most intense version of what they could be, everything inessential falling away or being discarded so that only the core remains.

great tags by @neuxue
#‘while you were busy being doomed by the narrative I used it as a whetstone and became the blade’

toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate:

god made us mutuals because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters

necrohearttt:

fuckk that’s creepy as hell. makes me feel sick n disgusting. i love it i need more of it right fucking nowww

wholeheartedsuggestions:

bread-pat:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

*combusts*

that’s one way to do it

king-nyx:

Say it with me now

You are never late to a fandom. Your fic is never “invalid” for being “late”. Your fic doesn’t need a high word limit. Your fic does not need a high standard. Your fic does not need to be highly popular. Your fic isn’t less valid than a popular author’s fic. Your fic isn’t inheritly bad. Your fic is amazing. Your fic is valid. The only thing that matters is that you’re having fun. Fandom is not consumption and consumerism. Fandom is fun, free and for the people. Fandom is not a popularity contest. We’re all nerds at the end of the day.

orkyydorky:

orkyydorky:

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

queerical:

babblingfishes:

inklesspen:

falliblefabrial:

acreaturecalledgreed:

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing
and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

What is the most important step a man can take?

The next.

I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to “redeem” bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.

This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people you’ve hurt still won’t forgive you, and you’ll have to accept that. And that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to grow. Because we aren’t just “pure” or “sinful”, we’re complex.

[ID: two screenshots of Michael from The Good Place saying, “What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday.” /END ID]

morganbritton132:

My sister and I have the same birthday and it’s cool because people will be like, “Oh, are you twins?” And I get to say, “No! I ruined a five year old’s birthday.”

good-or-bad-luck:

epilepticsaints:

luminouslumity:

I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.