I don’t wanna see ANYONE talking about how they won’t be voting for Harris in November because of Palestine. This is the best it can possibly get. We’re all depending on you. Vote.
If you’ve ever been assigned a new medication or don’t know all of your interactions yet and have to take something over the counter at a weird hour or very, very suddenly, call a 24 hour pharmacy.
Doesn’t matter which one. Doesn’t matter if they’re your pharmacy or not. They have to answer your medicine interaction questions, and they’re open, and you need answers. Ring them up, explain what you’re taking and what you’re about to take, and ask them what is safe if they say you’re at risk for an interaction. They might be weird about it but that’s not worse than all the weird side effects you might get from trying out something that used to be safe 💀
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
¡Garabatos feos! Simplemente, garabatos feos.Hace días lleva en mi mente este “AU de Liceo” ¿Porqué? No sé, me parece gracioso un Narinder de 5to año huyendo de un escuincle corderito de camisa azul que está loquito por él.
No sé qué tantas personas entiendan el chiste así que dejémoslo como un “Student AU”.
Getting super annoyed with the big Pro-Palestine/ Pro-Sudan accounts with massive platforms who are only sharing the oppression and massacres but not the fundraiser campaigns as well
some campaings for Sudan in urgent need of donations:
BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it’s a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like “PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI” while a new dom is like “Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,”
Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It’s not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I’d like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure
“kill yourself” is a basic and lame ass comeback “there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox” is slightly more interesting, though it has become overused. “i hope someone asks you for your hogwarts house” is one ive never heard anyone use. its effective. it has happened to millions of innocent souls. it strikes fear into the heart of the target
men be like “i would never succumb to homosexuality” and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you
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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post
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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(
#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT
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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before
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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore….
The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory
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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago
scariest part of tumblr is probably the uhm. gestures vaguely
no hes cool actually weve come to move past our differences. the real trouble is the mysterious lake that harbors a creature of unknown size and form that calls out in the night out of either malice or fear
suffering a schnasty sinus headache but I really wanted to animate narinder talking to lamb :) got this roughed in about 2 days so I’m p happy with how it turned out
Mutual 2: (picture of sudoku) fucckkkkk i need her so baddd
Mutual 3: (most gorgeous artwork you’ve ever seen) just a quick doodle lol
Mutual 1: patrick where are my anti-psychotics
Mutual 4: (mass reblogging posts about a fandom you aren’t in and don’t understand)
Mutual 5: okay but the way that glimplinko in glippie’s googie goople is lowkey a misogynistic pig and the fandom never talks about it needs to be discussed
Mutual 6: (picture of spinkle from glippie’s googie goople) i need to impregnate him
Mutual 1: imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsilly
Mutual 7: (reblogging the same post about the eroticism of the flesh until they hit the post limit)
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Mutual 1: i need to be put down like a rabid dog
Mutual 9: (picture of a 60 year old man) i need him kneeling and whimpering
Mutual 10: if that man isn’t on the ground shaking and crying while covering in blood i don’t want him
Mutual 1: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hatman 😂
i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals
there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it’s kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they’re sharing their personal, more private self. You’re famous to me for just being you.
there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it’s kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they’re sharing their personal, more private self. You’re famous to me for just being you.
A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity. A Kids Cancer Charity ……….
The Trump crime Syndicate
trump and his family stole from a kids’ cancer charity.
grabbing like 80 percent of the lesbians I know by the shoulders and saying listen. listen. you have to stop categorizing everyone and everything into Women (Good) and Men (Bad). you might not think you’re doing it, but you are. it’s very clear from the ways in which you talk about trans men and bi women and your experience with gender and your difficulties in the dating scene that on some subconscious level, you think that moral purity is directly proportional to how much Man Stuff somebody has in their life. that contact with men and male-associated cultural byproducts will give you Boy Cooties. it won’t. but I can tell you think it does, and so do all of your trans friends, and it makes us all uncomfortable. so cut it out
hey and also–no, bro, listen. listen. stop associating Women (Passive) and Men (Aggressive). I can tell you’re doing that too. and then these two categorization modes get stuck together, and you wind up with Women/Passive/Good and Men/Aggressive/Bad, and that’s why you believe there’s such a thing as a “top shortage” and why you can’t quite convince yourself to try going on T and why you’re too scared to initiate sex with your girlfriend of four months. please be normal
The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!
Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.
Someone is not very happy about the recent slander of the ball pit. He would like to inform you there is also a bounce house, and he will not be pleased with insults towards either.
it literally HAS to be okay to choose to be fat in order for fat liberation to mean anything at all tbh
And it’s not just “choose to overeat in order to gain weight.” It can also mean “gain weight over time due to natural changes in metabolism and choose not to do anything about it.” Or even “being predisposed to being fat and choose not to lose weight.”
“embracing the side effects of a medication that helps you live” is an important one too! Also there’s nothing inherently bad about choosing to get or stay fat, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 💖
