July 2024

val-ritz:

weirdmageddon:

i think the biggest fucking curveball in this is that it scans like an actual spongebob bit

only-cat-memes:

gjjuddmk2:

gjjuddmk2:

transmasc-wizard:

dramatic-dolphin:

dramatic-dolphin:

please stop writing “viscous” when you mean “vicious”, it produces the weirdest mental images ever

“a viscous murder” yeah i don’t want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

softandwigglybones:

dullanyan:

997:

new animal just dropped

sorry to add on but youre missing the best animals

Yes yes, these are all silly animals, but can we acknowledge the skill

haystarlight:

a-very-fond-farewell:

squidwujun:

siegesquirrel42:

gemstone-gynoid:

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up “anime cabbage” I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures’ memes, especially like this

MY CABBAGES

teathattast:

teathattast:

For your protection

crayonsquadlilac:

tomb-mold:

leidensygdom:

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They’ve never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they’ve tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn’t matter how much they’ve searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: “The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they’ve mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place.”

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there’s a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they’ve destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They’ve hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

courtesycalling:

Youtube thumbnail of a video titled "i'm sorry." with 7 views from 2 days ago.
The video is of Wheatley from Portal 2 saying "I want you all to know that I'm machine learning and machine listening. To women"ALT

hybbat:

sometimes-i-just-climb-things:

aquietquixotic:

armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

Amazing tags

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian

bamsara:

I got my COTL Sticker sheets from @pugakern !!!

The packaging is so cute, PLUS LIL DICE STICKERS LETS GOOOOOO. Wanna cut out the little doots on the envalope to glue em on my board. Gonna use one sheet for my switch and monitor set up and one to keep in my sticker collection book :D

Here’s their post, and here’s their shop for it! They look like they have a lot of other cute stuff as well >.>

misterbrick42:

beats-blaze:

some of my favorite characters in cult of the lamb, this funky moth

even tho there is not much to know about this gay ass mf

second place is this cute little shrimp with his heterosexual relationship with his big snail wife 🐌 (it is truly magical how love works)

3th and last place is…

is this two hot topic orphans, who only say like one line before banishing out of existence

The moth? Who?

panny-lii:

Father figures am I right?

faery-the-diamond:

novadoesartforfun:

Cult of the Lamb AUs Fanarts

Here are some of the Cult of the Lamb AUs that I love and is following for the time being.

@faery-the-diamond ’s Mercy Gone Wrong Au

@meatcatt ’s Redo AU

@secondsonaym ’s Starwatcher AU ( I know it’s not AU but their Lamb OC is fun to read also no nose Narinder )

@rabiesram ’s Yound Dad Ratau AU ( please make more of them ToT )

Thank you so much!

Wish you good luck and inspiration for developing your RBB AU :>

acis-arts:

Now that’s the spirit, of course it’s going to be better than that Lambs temple

It wouldn’t be my AU if the Cult wasn’t connected to a Beach, the perfect place to spend Holy Day on

cumaeansibyl:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”

exactly thank u yes I saw that too. this is about in-song debriefing specifically. when the lyrics themselves are a quick explanation of the info you need to set u up for the rest of the song

there was a certain man
in Russia long ago

ducksoup17:

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

kalichnikov:

overflowchute:

mimi-s-boudoir:

I blessed my car today

that-bluesybitch:

bryko:

I just sold my copy of Warioware Twisted so I deleted my save data. This is what the game tells you afterward

shadowblade8192:

oneheadtoanother:

catchymemes:

voroxpete:

myjetpack:


A cartoon. Ten men in suits sit around a large table at a board meeting. The man at the head of the table is saying:

The bad news is the company's position that "Climate change isn't real" is becoming increasingly untenable...

The good news is that if we hold on for a bit longer, we can effortlessly switch to "Oops! it's real, but now it's too late to do anything about it."ALT

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

To be clear, this isn’t a bit. This is what they actually did. “Its too late” is the new “Climate change isn’t real”… And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it’s “too late”.

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Not gonna lie, Twitter’s porn bots are giving Tumblr porn bots a run for their money

noddynods:

Story of my life

sensiblereblogifposts:

tadbitsickchickwithadick:

amphirelle:

Alright girls, you know what we need to do

They aren’t ready for girlsterous

Reblog if you are ready for girlsterous

cannibalchicken:

itsame-a-mio:

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

depsidase:

ugimoroz:

berniesrevolution:

The Supreme Court has decided to transform the very nature of The State this week and only a clear-eyed and massive movement can reverse what’s coming….

theothin:

fremedon:

jungwildeandfree:

naamahdarling:

hyperlexichypatia:

transfaguette:

i kind of wish the anti voting people wouldn’t dance around the idea of what happens after the election. Like okay, the democrats lose, you taught them a lesson (and fwiw, I do think its a legitimate message to send- the people are not happy with the actions and status quo of the DNC). Now What. Trump, the multiply indicted crime president who incited a violent mob upon the capitol, is now President. He has all the qualities you hate about Biden, AND more, except he and his administration have even less reason to be sensitive to the wishes of their democratic constituents. He is a puppet for the far right and white supremacists and christian nationalists. I really shouldn’t even have to go over this- we LIVED it already. Genuinely asking, is this what you want? Because frankly I do not think 4 more years of Trump is worth it over Biden. Your hands are not clean, this is the future you want to choose. I just don’t understand why.

“The revolution” is not an acceptable answer.

“the revolution” will outright kill people, the very ones doomers and accelerationists claim to be most concerned about. I shouldn’t even have to qualify statements with “I don’t like Biden”. It isn’t about liking it not liking him. It’s about the fucking nightmare things will become under Trump. It’s about surviving and working relentlessly and thanklessly for incremental change until larger change can be made, and a great many people invested in doing that work will either not survive or will be too burdened scrabbling to that they become unable to do that work. People need to fix their shit about this. In four years the fucking shitstain could be DEAD. Let’s buy ourselves those four years for Christ’s sake.

like i am sorry you are uncomfortable with the possibility of being complicit in the atrocities perpetrated by the global north. but guess what, you already are. it’s the privilege of being a citizen in The imperial center that allows you to pretend that your uwu good person pilatepilled abstention of civic duty is morally neutral. citizenship in a power is complicity in its policy, and the only way to ease our complicity as citizens is to act with every means available to us. that includes voting.

People in the replies talking about all of the work they are doing in their communities “instead” of voting– the restorative justice and the mutual aid and the land back and all of the other good, useful, and necessary work–

Why is this an instead? Why can you not do these things AND take a couple hours out of one day of your life to vote? Do you think any of this organization is going to be easier under Trump?

“I am doing these other kinds of activism instead of canvassing / phone banking / get out the vote” – that makes sense! You have a finite amount of time and energy! No one can do all of the work!

“I am doing these other kinds of activism instead of voting” – Uh-huh. And are these other kinds of activism in the room with us now? Or is your “activism” actually just “yelling on tumblr?”

If you were doing anything tangible in the world, it would be affected by the laws and policies you live under–the ones that will determine whether and what your kids eat at school; and what they learn there; and how your communities and protests are policed; and the conditions in the jails; and how likely you are to see the inside of one for sheltering undocumented people or providing abortion pills or DIY HRT.

If you were doing that work, you would know real people for whom a second Trump administration would mean deportation or forcible detransition or quitting college or going hungry, and you would need to be able to look them in the eye.

If you were doing that work, you would know that working with other people to achieve a goal sometimes requires compromising, even on issues that are important to you, but that getting things done, even incrementally, is worth that compromise.

If you were doing that work, you would have the experience of making things happen in the real world–gardens planted, children fed, houses built–and you would know that getting your hands dirty working is so, so much more satisfying than sitting alone and keeping them clean.

“I’m doing ~real important activism~ instead of voting–” Bullshit.

remember what voting is: a mock civil war

it’s a battle where both sides count up how many people want one thing or another, and then instead of murdering each other, they agree to count the larger side as the winner. this is an improvement

if you can’t be bothered to show up for a vote, why should anyone expect you to show up for the harder approach? if you just keep waiting until someone perfect shows up, you’ll be sitting on your ass for the rest of your life

boyliar6669420:

sepulchretide:

the kind of shit mordecai and rigby would almost die over

its like i just watched the episode

radlogaga:

instamatik:

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

shmreduplication:

feathershy:

in one way, governments regulating pornography is worse than the drug war because at least in the case of the drug war people can agree on what cocaine even is. There is no consensus on what pornography is. It would be like if the government decided to regulate “junk food” and then defined junk food as “food which appeals to the glutton’s hunger”.

The most famous quote wrt what pornography is centers on the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it”

lithefider:

queerandom:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

This movie is so damn good.

tonyzaret:

Instead of another round of Hollywood superhero slop, how about we get a movie that people actually WANT to see, starring the various Wojak characters

cottage-the-hobbit:

I reported her for harassment 🥰🫶

Our existence does NOT justify genocide EVER

Queer as in free fucking Palestine now and forever

ms-demeanor:

If you’re new to me yelling about this: my neighbors feed a feral cat colony but provide no other care to the colony like neuter/spay or vaccination. They free feed the cats, which attracts skunks, and they have (at the moment) about 20 cats in the colony, which attracts coyotes.

My dog has been skunked twice, she can’t be outside in our yard unsupervised for even a minute because otherwise she’ll try to eat cat shit because there’s cat shit everywhere in my yard because the neighbors also haven’t provided litterboxes or a sandbox for their ferals (their entire yard is paved) and if she has to go outside at night I need to clear the yard for coyotes before I let her out even in the small fenced area by our bedroom.

Also there are fleas fucking *everywhere* and even though my dog is on medication to prevent fleas I need to de-flea her twice a week in the summer; this is the case for every dog owner on the street.

The street I live on has a speed limit of 25mph but I hear cats getting hit frequently, so frequently that we have a resident group of crows who hang out and wait for them to become roadkill.

I have a collection of photos on my phone that show kittens with broken legs, kittens with missing eyes, kittens with horrible ear mite infections, and I have a dedicated shovel that I use for moving cat corpses that show up on my property. The cats that die on my property die from abscessed wounds from fights with other cats, respiratory infections, renal failure, and injuries from being hit by cars.

My spouse is immune compromised, and while toxoplasmosis is not a serious risk for most people, it IS a serious risk for people who are immune compromised (as are all the other infections that cats can potentially carry), which means that it’s unsafe for me to grow vegetables in my yard for us to eat and it’s unsafe for him to work in the yard.

I’d love to maybe open my windows at night and keep down the electricity costs of using the AC, but I can’t because the entire side of my house that faces my neighbor’s yard reeks of cat shit and piss year round.

Those are my next door neighbors.

Last week I was walking my dog as a neighbor around the corner was pulling out of her garage; she paused and rolled down her window and pointed at the cats on her lawn and said “Head’s up, my cats are weirdly aggressive about small dogs and they just got let out so they’re full of energy right now” and I nodded and crossed the street and didn’t yell at my neighbor but *the temptation was there* because A) why are you letting your aggressive animals roam and B) Why are you letting your cats shit all over the neighborhood and C) Why are you exposing your owned cats to the risks of the large and territorial feral colony that is a literal stone’s throw away from your house?

Anyway, and as always, Keep Your Fucking Cats Indoors.

what-even-is-thiss:

People acting like slavery was good at literally any point in history kinda drive me crazy. There’s been many different types of slavery and indentured servitude all throughout human history all with a lot of difference and nuance to all of them and all of them have been bad. Like it’s fundamentally wrong to take a person’s personal ownership of their own body and life away from them and/or to make them work for no compensation against their will.

Slavery has been a bit different in every society that has practiced it and it is always a different kind of bad with that core immorality of stealing a person’s personal autonomy from them at the center of it. People throughout history have always preferred owning themselves to being owned by others. There’s no ethical way to own another human being.

Like people talk about slavery in ancient times like more modern examples of slavery should’ve been more like that. No, they shouldn’t have. Because they shouldn’t have been practicing slavery at all. Perhaps a third of the Roman Empire’s population was enslaved. It was incredibly normalized. Did that make it right? No. That was a third of the population that could legally be killed or sold or raped by their enslavers at any time for no reason. That had no ownership of themselves or their labor.

And to be clear, slavery still exists and it’s still bad. The excuse now is just that it’s only being done to prisoners. Like all the forms of slavery before it, this justification does not make it right. People being punished for their crimes, whether you think prison time is a justifiable punishment or not, are still people. They need to be given control over what work they apply to do and be paid for their work. This is basic stuff and yet. Forced unpaid labor is still happening. It’s all bad. It’s all nuanced and and complicated and different and changes with culture and time and it’s bad.

Like as someone who loves studying history I hate watching other people who study history try to justify these things. Face your actual history. There’s a lot of bad in it. We can’t change the past but we sure as hell can stop ignoring it.

gayboygaming:

118sexen:

some-useless-lesbian:

dogz5:

dogz5:

dogz5:

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

I’m scared

MY FAVOURITE POST IS BACK LETS GOOO

It just keeps going

oneheadtoanother:

wawawawaw6272627:

anneemay:

Israel just grazed the last greenhouses in Gaza. While we are getting distracted by the US election circus, this is happening

Here’s a link to the Arab Group of the Protection of Nature, whose goal is to revive Gaza’s farmlands and plant (and replant uprooted) olive trees in all of Palestine

kingsillysmilez:

Artfight Attack for RavenYoshi21 !!

gayteensupreme:

gandalfs-mommy-milkers:

lgbtqa-pride-icons:

kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”

wake up new pride flag just dropped