July 2024

the-real-seebs:

halolime:

0possil:

halolime:

What kind of position is he filming these videos in? Is he laying on his stomach, kicking his feet in the air?

hate to ruin the illusion buuut

Horrendous choice. Truly one of the creators of all time

that is a fascinating choice, think of all the extra effort to produce the illusion of something easy

niceinchnails:

ribbondear:

niceinchnails:

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

a screenshot of a scene from SpongeBob Squarepants; the Krusty Krab is full of angry customers who are tossing Spongebob and Patrick into the air. through one of the windows, Zoidberg from Futurama is visible. he is smiling, like he is happy to be included.ALT

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

status-quo-hater:

skunkes:

joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”

i’m COUGHING

billcarden:

sexysuggestion:

tease the fuck out of me

i got ur nose!

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

888diary:

learning another language would fix me actually

fandomsandfeminism:

powdermelonkeg:

mioxenoblade:

sunbummonkey:

mioxenoblade:

dancing-jestress:

mioxenoblade:

Captions shouldn’t be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Unless it’s a slur! No one needs to see that.

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don’t just apply to the disabled… children don’t need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

Here’s how it works when subtitles are done properly:

Audio: Let’s BEEP go!
Subtitle: Let’s (censor tone) go!

Audio: Let’s fucking go!
Subtitle: Let’s fucking go!

Removing swears and slurs from the subtitles without removing it from the audio is implying that deaf/HoH people need babying, unlike their hearing friends and family sitting right next to them. Which is frustrating.

The point of subtitles is to give the same experience to everyone watching, regardless of ability—not to be a more palatable version of what’s being said.

The purpose of subtitles/captions is to be accurate, that’s all.

thoradvice:

HELP A DISABLED YOUNG PERSON GET A SERVICE DOG DURING DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH

If anybody can donate, the link is here

Hi, my name is Evan, I’m a 20yr old lesbian and I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a rare connective tissue disorder that is slowly taking my mobility. I am desperately seeking funds to purchase a fully-trained service dog, which run the cost of £9,000-15,000. I am student, too disabled to work and reliant on my small disability benefit, and simply cannot afford this. I have £5,000 in savings I can put towards, but I am asking for support to cover the rest.

This dog would be life-changing for me, as a mobility service animal can provide balance and stability when walking, meaning I can be more physically active and preserve my mobility. They can also help me with chores around the house, remind me of medication, and alert someone in an emergency; all of this would mean that I could finally have the independence to move out of my parents’ house, something that has always been out of reach for me, due to my inability to take care of myself and household tasks, as well as fear of what may occur in an emergency


I know times are tough for everyone, but I would be forever grateful to anybody who could spare a little, or even share this <3

the-haiku-bot:

rain-droplet:

ayeforscotland:

Lmao.

AI sucks so much that normal photos beat them in an AI CONTEST

AI sucks so much

that normal photos beat them

in an AI CONTEST

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

magical-campanula:

firstlovemp3:

languageananas:

I don’t really understand getting mad at people for mixing up korean, chinese, and japanese

Like, look at them together

見る한국어中国死ね我要吃你マンコ형사我有大鸡巴

and tell me they don’t look similar lol

they don’t look similar

This post’s notes are made of:

• Tumblr People™ trying to prove they’re not racists by explaining why and how these alphabets don’t look similar at all even if they don’t understand shit of it;
• People with historical and linguistic knowledge arguing that while korean is indeed a different looking alphabet, China and Japan have a history of borrowed symbols and trade enough that some of it’s alphabets are indeed similar to an untrained eye - after all, not everyone has the same education and access to information to know how to differentiate it, aaaannd, best of all:

• Actual chinese, korean and japanese speakers pointing out that OP just wrote “i have a big dick” and variations.

finnslay:

Reblog if

A) you’re panromantic

B) you like cats

C) you wish you were a dragon

D) you’re hanging on by a thred

But don’t say which

shleemies:

shleemies:

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

Idk how people find this old post like once a week but I will say as a closeted 15 year old nothing can describe how much confidence it gave me that everyone agreed with me. That it’s all bullshit. I was so angry and frustrated at the world not taking me seriously, and the thousands and thousands of people reblogging showed me that I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t crazy and heteronormativity is all bullshit. Being queer is as natural as breathing air.

mothman-minus-the-man:

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

agentleem:

monstersovka:

🌾🍂

@mayhem-moth @mothman-minus-the-man

Ah someone got here before me to @

@mayhem-moth and @mothman-minus-the-man

MOTH TY BOTH SM

pulaasul:

undertaleheritageposts:

rickrollingtroll:

happy-go-ugly:

Undertale

Here you go.

Undertale Heritage Post

Hey, stop scrolling.

creepy-marshmallow:

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

agentleem:

agentleem:

lixorloveslicorice:

ratman3and4yaoi:

If this post gets 15k 10k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)

I’ll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some

@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(

@agentldiddy

You know people right?

Yes I do

First x-mutuals summon of the new year, let’s gooo

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi

@godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @good-wizard2

More to follow

@wolf-tail @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @crackheadgremlin @turbojawdo @officially-a-simp13 @skyethesapphicwolfwizard @blockytheblock1 @mari-is-missing @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @system-reset @good-wizard3 @mothman-minus-the-man

mothman-minus-the-man:

frogofalltime:

bearmojis-deactivated20240923:

When I say nonbinary people can look like anything I am aggressively including nonbinary people who have beards, body hair, and who are assumed to be cis guys, firstly because that’s also me and secondly because we’re always overlooked or subjected to cringe culture. Nonbinary doesn’t just mean skinny, pale and absent of gender signifiers.

[Don’t be an ass in the notes, I can turn off comments if I have to]

@mothman-minus-the-man <3

THIS!!!! THANK YOu and theres such little rep for it?? enby rep is always perfectly middle, if not femme, and it ouchi oofs!

parasite-2:

BLUEY BOUEY BLUEY

clarablightt:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

shesaysisweartoomuch:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

weirdest-worlds:

ask-crow-aus:

official-fedex:

definitely-quicktrip:

totally-bing:

bingle-official:

subway-offical:

acannibalisticswordfish:

484is22squared:

foaming-sea:

ezraisfallingapart:

ballisticallytestedwensleydale:

celinolesunshine:

PLEASE

Please

por favor

Do it

real

please

pretty please

Gim

i’m not desperate for your interaction

I am

yeah me too

:3

Bored, yes

agentleem:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

@mothgirlthing

@mayhem-moth @mothman-minus-the-man

nasirlye:

only-cat-memes:

foolofworms:

malscare:

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071:

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071:

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

hi

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

calm-before-the:

fodsley:

calm-before-the:

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this is so fuckign stressful

ask-crow-aus:

anathemaegg:

cargopantsman:

silverjirachi:

thegrimmlovely:

zeldary:

leolikesactivism:

an-actual-lion:

kokichi-o:

glitchware:

glitchware:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

oooooh that hurts to look at

agentleem:

agentleem:

lily-of-the-flame:

iamshmolphrog:

twipsai:

s0ckh3adstudios:

s0ckh3adstudios:

flaming hot cheetos

No. No, there is literally NO reason for this to end up a 10k post, I did nothing but sit here at my desk and type “flaming hot cheetos” onto my Tumblr post maker while eating flaming hot cheetos. THIS ISN’T ANYTHING AT ALL. THIS HAS NO REASON TO HIT 10K. AND IT WILL NOT HIT 10K!!

but with YOUR HELP, we can CHANGE THAT!

MUTUALS ASSEMBLE!

@magical-bear-dubin @snailcheeserulz @a-mushroom-wizard @rootbeer-queer @thescrump @myneckmybackmyanxietyattack @godofautism @astranite @etherealspacejelly @frogofalltime @anarchistfrogposting

@agentldiddy am I permitted to summon you?

Yes, x-mutuals, banana split

Also I’m @ing @magical-bear-dubin and @godofautism up here because while they were already summoned I don’t want them to be left out

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie more to follow

@felixisfruity @funny-short-man @chatwhat @hellavapid @good-wizard2 @wolf-tail @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @crackheadgremlin @turbojawdo @officially-a-simp13 @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @life-is-okay-rn @blockytheblock1 @mari-is-missing @system-reset @verirothestar @good-wizard3 @mothman-minus-the-man @hazellight11 @applegameisprollytaken @gweb-is-dead @amethyst-aster @genericprofyle @mango-lord-of-poison @rat-detector @frogblast-the-ventcore @chocolateyness @cozy-kitty-corner @tehaspyblr @amethyst-aster-2 @sunandm0on @h0ly-tea @toulouseradiosilence @the-adhd-sorcerer @gothic-croissant @118sexen @ch3rry-drywall @empress-of-dark2005

3clipse-eats-deodorant:

lookitsmorefandomtrash:

calvin-reads-problem-sleuth:

scholarc:

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

WAH

I didn’t know ANY of these. Reblogged to save a computer from a virus :)

eclecticmuses:

outforhealth:

profeminist:

profeminist:

afunnyfeminist:

refinery29:

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

image

More posts on Dr. Willie Parker

Willie Parker is a HERO among common people! 

Dr. Parker is one of the few things I like about Alabama and we are so fortunate to have him here.

treemaidengeek:

scarletbirbs:

If you are a USAmerican…are you planning to vote in the presidential election in November?

Yes!

Maybe, not sure yet

No, I don’t care enough about politics to vote

No, my vote doesn’t matter

No, I can’t take time off of work/get to the polling place

No, I’m boycotting the election to protest and/or I hate all the candidates

No, I’m too young :(

No, I’m ineligible to vote for another reason than age

No, any other reason (comment why not)

I’m not a USAmerican but I wanna push a button

See Results

look, y'all. I’m speaking directly to that 2.3% of you.

Boycotting is for when your refusal to participate hurts the system/entity you are absent from. You boycott a company, a transit authority, etc.

That’s not how voting works. There WILL be an election whether you participate or not. The results WILL be counted in the usual way & considered valid whether you participate or not.

so participate.

Go to a protest immediately before and after you cast your vote. If you don’t have an election day protest near you, organize one. Call your elected representatives / the national party HQs every day of every week between now and the election to formally register your opinion on the candidates presented to you. THOSE are effective ways to protest the system. Better yet, get involved in your local municipality, where you can make change as a much bigger fish in a much smaller pond.

Not voting just means the people who believe differently from you will decide who governs, because they showed up.

One-third to half of the population won’t vote. Your “protest absence” will be completely indistinguishable from their apathy.

“But the electoral college-”

Yes. So organize around its revamping or elimination. Vote anyway. It’s meaningful that the popular vote has been so misaligned with the electoral college for so long. It’s gonna be hard to reform the system no matter what, but it will be fucking impossible if we don’t continue to show up and demonstrate the ways in which it’s broken.

Voting as harm reduction is much more effective and meaningful than not voting at all.

contact your elected officials here

find your fucking polling place here

eclecticmuses:

outforhealth:

profeminist:

profeminist:

afunnyfeminist:

refinery29:

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

image

More posts on Dr. Willie Parker

Willie Parker is a HERO among common people! 

Dr. Parker is one of the few things I like about Alabama and we are so fortunate to have him here.

assignedmale:

animentality:

disgustinggf:

hey i’m free later if you wanna go insane together or something

mlembug:

conman167936:

Critics reviewing the Mario movie: It’s just a bunch of goofing off with no real story.

Mario fans: Yes that’s what we want.

Critics reviewing the FNAF movie: It’s just a 2-hour lore dump.

FNAF fans: YES THAT’S WHAT WE WANT.

lemmaeof:

simplysebby:

I’m so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

ⓘ Fact check: Be proud of yourself anyway bitch. Doing shit is hard.

literalghost:

I’ve been in an awful art sinkhole for the past however many months, so I’m going to try (try) to make one small animation for every day in February. I probably can’t manage much more than a second a day, but that’s still pretty good practice. Here’s day 1! This one came out with a few issues, but for being rusty, I feel happy with it overall. It’s all about improving.

ampervadasz:

Brutal

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

nimona-antifa:

cryscal:

largeplateofstromboli:

atopfourthwall:

hulking-godless-child-beast:

giantgayratthatmakesalltherules:

amuseoffyre:

actualaster:

ruinedrainbowpooka:

dramaticowl:

lierdumoa:

guerrillatech:

“If stuff was just handed to me I’d have no motivation to do anything! That’s human nature!”

No, babe, that’s depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn’t being actively threatened.

[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]

okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?

I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”

Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.

Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.

I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both.  She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.

There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing.  Honestly?  A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs?  Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.

If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!

Plus rich people are just handed a lot of money, whether they earn it or not, and no one questions that. Only poor people getting money gets interrogated over and over and over again.

I’d like to add a footnote to this thread that the US gives more money (by way of the income tax reduction) to homeowners than it does to poor people who need subsidized housing.

My best teacher in high school was the guy who had previously made a ton of money that he could’ve retired at like 30. Man just wanted to teach teenagers.

If people as a whole were handed enough money to live on, maybe more people like him wouldn’t be put off by the poor salary teachers make. (also teachers should be paid a lot more)

There’s also this assumption that if people were just handed enough money to live that they’d do absolutely nothing, as if they’d be satisfied being completely bored all the time.

They’d still buy food. They’d still buy video games. They’d still go out and get coffee and put money into the economy even if they didn’t want to work because they still want to LIVE. They’d buy movies. They’d go DO stuff.

I review comic books on the internet and I love doing it, but I often have to compromise on some things because I just can’t afford to do otherwise and I stress out about stuff because I need to earn money.

“Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn’t being actively threatened.”

Speaking for myself, I would be even MORE motivated to do things if my basic needs were guaranteed met. IJS

👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

I’m a 15 year old. I have depression. If I received enough money to live out my days how I choose, I’d work. What would I do? Either work as school staff, be a sociologist, or be a therapist. Why? Because honestly, we need better school staff. Teachers are underpaid, and staff workers don’t help enough. Speaking from my own personal situation, I know the old school staff at my middle school could have helped, yet they didn’t. So what if I had enough money needed to not have to work? I want to prevent what happened to me so that others can remember their years fondly, not as a traumatic event where the staff fucked them over.

argumate:

argumate:

and there is some stiff competition here at the International Penis Championships in sunny Montreal as the competitors limber up for the all important second round

aspenspeaks said: I’m so sad I found this joke before it has a bunch of notes to scroll through because you know they’re going to be gold

unless they choke in the finals! oh no it’s a wash out

spidergvven:

anneemay:

anneemay:

Mental illness is a completely appropriate reaction to fucked up shit that’s happening around you. Idk why people don’t understand this. Behaving like you always do, wearing the same smile when everything is not fine is sometimes more fucked up. Misery is the right company for agonies.

I said this because this tweet got 30k plus likes and it pisses me off. I think white leftists of the first world should be even more miserable. It’s only right…

trying to be genuine and gentle here, but. i find this framing really weird and accusatory. the idea that people are making themselves miserable, as if its a conscious intentional choice, rather than just feeling heart wrenching grief as a natural response to the conditions of the world. is just. so mind boggling to me. of course we need to still take care of ourselves as much as possible so that we can continue living and continue pushing for a better world where these kinds of atrocities arent a daily occurrence. but to act as if its somehow abnormal for people to be upset about witnessing genocide is just??? how do you even rationalize that? allow ourselves to live? we’re not even allowed to publicly express grief because it makes other people uncomfortable.

i dont think people are falling into “the suffering olympics” or “making themselves miserable” we just naturally feel this way. its not performative. its not a choice. i am filled with overwhelming grief. i find myself in tears at random times during the day, even when i’m not actively thinking about palestine, when im just cooking breakfast or watching a silly cartoon, trying to give myself a moments break from everything, my body still feels this pain and it comes in waves whether i want it to or not. we are feeling this shit in our bones, we cant help it.

“you still have to get up tomorrow” why?? and i don’t mean in a depressed sense, i mean that the insistence on continuing to go through the motions like normal bc well we just have to is cruel and senseless. its wrong that our society treats us like automatons who can just continue on, endlessly laboring and consuming, no matter what happens. the same way it was wrong in 2020 to expect people to just continue going to work and school in the middle of a pandemic as if everything was normal

in fact i think thats part of the reason people are so depressed and miserable. the grief will always be there but what makes it unbearable, what people are trying to express is that there is no where to put that grief in our society, there is no acknowledgement of it. even mentioning that you feel this way is taboo and will be met by shaming. people are expressing their pain and shock and heartbreak and what we get in return is “your suffering isn’t noble”

kittybroker:

puminjake:

@kittybroker

The evil violence dealer a real scary kitty! Watch out for this freak when you’re sifting around the free bin!

crplpunkklavier:

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

lifeintheworldtocome:

lifeintheworldtocome:

lifeintheworldtocome:

dude the attitude around parents is so weird and specific. what is that about

with almost every other relationship its like. ok to almost everyone to just back out if worst comes to worst. your girlfriend is an asshole? break up with her. your boss sucks? quit your job. your friend is annoying? stop talking to them. but with parents its oh NO you only get ONE of those you MUST maintain contact with your parents NO MATTER WHAT

‘you only get one mom’ 'you only get one dad’ i only get one 3rd grade math teacher too but you dont see ms johnsons name and number in my phone do you

puppygirl-hornyposting2: