July 2024

headspace-hotel:

brightlotusmoon:

victusinveritas:

Reminder: the companies and political entities pushing Project 2025 have addresses and go out to lunch a lot and should never eat a spitless meal for the rest of their lives.

Practice bagpipes outside their secure compounds.

Follow them around ringing a bell wherever they go.

If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.

Also, vote. It might just kick the ball down the road a bit, but that gives people more time to organize a concerted resistance (in no way on any social media platform) to the fascist creep happening in America. It is possible to take this country from the bastards who control it, it will take work, effort, and occasionally going offline and talking to humans though.

“If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.”

Don’t skip past the part where they want to get rid of it because having data on weather supports the idea of climate change. :|

chaoticneutralnpc:

A global outage of IT systems worldwide because of one faulty software update?? Totally unpredictable.

headspace-hotel:

brightlotusmoon:

victusinveritas:

Reminder: the companies and political entities pushing Project 2025 have addresses and go out to lunch a lot and should never eat a spitless meal for the rest of their lives.

Practice bagpipes outside their secure compounds.

Follow them around ringing a bell wherever they go.

If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.

Also, vote. It might just kick the ball down the road a bit, but that gives people more time to organize a concerted resistance (in no way on any social media platform) to the fascist creep happening in America. It is possible to take this country from the bastards who control it, it will take work, effort, and occasionally going offline and talking to humans though.

“If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.”

Don’t skip past the part where they want to get rid of it because having data on weather supports the idea of climate change. :|

teathattast:

teathattast:

It’s funky crab friday!! 🦀 🥳 🎊 🎉

troxlerfx:

ATTN: Welcome Home & Muppet fans!!

Tobi is a member of the Welcome Home production crew & a wonderful puppet builder who needs your help - if you like Welcome Home & puppetry & if you believe artists deserve to thrive, please donate, boost, donate & boost or any combination thereof 💛 things are rough all over for artists, especially artists who are LGBTQ+ - every little bit helps.

could you do some unique purple fusions plsss? any variety.

wonderful-emoji:

rubykgrant:

knightofleo:

As soon as I saw all the little balloons were going to be stuck together as one big cluster of balloons I KNEW

transmascwoman:

would you fuck any of your ocs?

yes

no

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jenroses:

naamahdarling:

catchymemes:

Psychopomp.

that cat has Seen Things.

dromaeo-sauridae:

the fact that blocking someone’s main acc doesnt block any sideblogs they make is diabolical, btw

So I found this today. Have you tried it yet?

secondbeatsongs:

😭 I’ve been trying so, so hard to find this. I think I’m going to have to order it and have it shipped, because apparently my local walmart didn’t get it

andhumanslovedstories:

mightydyke:

I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it’s recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can’t do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn’t real, but they’re begging for help and you’re not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

#what the fuck is up with all the blue’s clues tags (via @pearwaldorf)

56-Year-Old Roblox User Groomed By 68-Year-Old Roblox User

The internet is cooked.

starlitastronaut:

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

lambment:

lambment:

realized I never drew momma

Aym loves being hugged don’t listen to him

lilithtransrights:

identitty-dickruption:

hi this is your regular reminder that thinking about doing something and then not doing it is worth celebrating. don’t beat yourself up for still wanting to do the habit you’re trying to kick. be proud of yourself for having the thoughts and not doing it anyway

patricia-taxxon:

the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can’t make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that’s non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

womaninwinter-deactivated202503:

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

graveyardmouth:

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

quotefeeling:

“I’d much rather have one great person to talk to every night than have several pointless conversations with temporary people.”

Unknown

radicalgraff:

“All my homies think capitalism sucks”

Seen in Ontario, Canada

you're like a celebrity to me. are you even popular???? you reblog enough that id assume a lot of people follow you to fill their dash but,, idk???. also whats ur timezone :3

elogaming:

lukadjo:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

lukadjo:

I am not popular, not even close, I only get like 20K notes per month on average and it took me a year to get to just barely under 300 followers

I hit the post limit due to reblogs way too frequently tho

Also, Central European Time (CET)!

twenty thousand notes a month??? wth you are famous

I get approximately 500 notes or more per day, if i Reblog and make a total of 180 posts per day then that means only (approximately) 3 notes per post

Which is clearly not famous

YOOOOOO GMT+2 YEAHHHHHH

“Central Europe” gang

tamarrud:

The other day Hind Khoudary said something so heartbreaking in response to being asked about what are Gazans’ reactions to news from that day, and she simply said “people here don’t know, they don’t have access to the outside world”.

But we can help change that. You can purchase eSIMs and Mirna’s team will distribute them to people in Gaza.

Here are instructions on how to buy eSIMs for Gaza. You should also follow Mirna El Helbawi to know which eSIMs are needed more.

For now, NOMAD, MOGO and SIMLY eSIMs are urgently needed. You can follow the instructions in the post I linked and email the QR code to gazaesims@gmail.com

rathockey:

there are some ships out there that do not speak to me personally but i am an understander for. like i see what you are seeing. it just doesn’t personally intrigue me. but i support you. you’re right. we don’t need to fight, let us hold hands.

you're like a celebrity to me. are you even popular???? you reblog enough that id assume a lot of people follow you to fill their dash but,, idk???. also whats ur timezone :3

hyperoperationfractallisation:

lukadjo:

I am not popular, not even close, I only get like 20K notes per month on average and it took me a year to get to just barely under 300 followers

I hit the post limit due to reblogs way too frequently tho

Also, Central European Time (CET)!

twenty thousand notes a month??? wth you are famous

I get approximately 500 notes or more per day, if i Reblog and make a total of 180 posts per day then that means only (approximately) 3 notes per post

Which is clearly not famous

you're like a celebrity to me. are you even popular???? you reblog enough that id assume a lot of people follow you to fill their dash but,, idk???. also whats ur timezone :3

I am not popular, not even close, I only get like 20K notes per month on average and it took me a year to get to just barely under 300 followers

I hit the post limit due to reblogs way too frequently tho

Also, Central European Time (CET)!

memories:

#wizard and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by lukadjo

laboratoryrats:

Excellent tutorial to drawing cubby body types

“Some chubby guide for y’all!”

Source: paggiart on twitter

modern-politics111:

I can never tell which of my posts are going to explode (it is never ones I put work in) but I pray to God this one does

The past few weeks I have seen an explosion in doomerism and defeatism about Trump. Some people seem to have just decided to call the election for him for reasons that don’t even make much sense

(He was almost shot and that always helps! Look at Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt! Reagan was already president and incredibly popular, and the shooting happened 2 months into his first term; Roosevelt was shot when he was campaigning in 1912….in an election he lost)

Trump has never been popular, he has never won the popular vote, and he has never had popular support. For the past 3 years, especially post Roe V. Wade, Democrats have increasingly overperformed especially in special elections. There were so many polls predicting 2022 would be a Red Wave, that turned out to be false due to faulty and biased polling. I’m not saying a Dem loss is impossible, but it is a lot less of a sure thing than the doomsayers are making it out to be

How does Trump win? Apathy. Despair. Low Turn Out. While many of the “Trump is guaranteed to win” posters I’m sure are real people who are justifiably scared, I think we underestimate just how many are people at home and abroad, who want a lower turnout, who want Trump to win.

I used to hear a joke growing up that “If voting did anything, they would make it illegal” Well considering how hard Republicans are trying to discourage voting and making it hard to do, it must do something.

Don’t despair. Don’t panic. Don’t retreat. ACT

So what can you do?

Spread this far and wide. Tell your friends and your family. Make clear to them what is at stake if Trump wins.

Additionally, here are two volunteer organizations that I help out with

Vote Forward - write letters to encourage turnout

Working Family’s Party - an organization working to help progressives win in primaries and general elections. I particularly like working in their text bank program. Want to help in a phone bank but don’t like talking on the phone? this is perfect as you send texts to encourage support and voting


Spread this far and wide. Tell your friends and your family. Make clear to them what is at stake if Trump wins. Feel free to add other resources and organizations that

aroacesafeplaceforall:

Aromantics are just out here being different

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

bingle-official:

cannibalchicken:

Or a pisson

hey is it normal to make up a guy and create a discord and a tumblr and lore and a style guide as them and then play as them without people knowing that that guy is made up. asking for a friend

So, a fake identity?

I’m not sure that’s common but people do do it

I love Tumblr it's awesome at being my ideal social media. but I also hate Tumblr because I have vivid memory of an ask something along the lines of what do you think of jacking off audio with moaning and whimpering and the reply was great but it is impossible to find. I think of it often and I wish to show it to others but it is months old and impossible to ever find

That is so tragic


udekai:

rabbitindisguise:

relientk:

okay let’s bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

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A bunch of nondescript characters with big eyes are standing behind a counter in chef's hats. In front of them is a giant mixing bowl full of dark mush. There's a stick of butter floating in it. The mixture is pouring over the side. There are two empty bottles of vanilla extract lying on the counter, and splatters of it all over. The person right in front of the bowl looks perturbed. On the left, one of them is holding a bottle of vanilla, frothing at the mouth, being held back by someone else. On the right, one person is closely examining the bowl, thoughtful. Behind them, someone has their head in their hands. Someone in the background is pinching the bridge of their nose. Another person has their hands in the air, yelling in glee. ALT

An example post

toshi-flakes:

anton-exe:

demo:

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  • Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
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  • Nam at tortor quis ipsum tempor aliquet.

Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Suspendisse sed ligula. Sed volutpat odio non turpis gravida luctus. Praesent elit pede, iaculis facilisis, vehicula mattis, tempus non, arcu.

Donec placerat mauris commodo dolor. Nulla tincidunt. Nulla vitae augue.

Suspendisse ac pede. Cras tincidunt pretium felis. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Pellentesque porttitor mi id felis. Maecenas nec augue. Praesent a quam pretium leo congue accumsan.

this is a real 2006 post!

(via demo)

!!!

(via demo)

strange-aeons:

despazito:

despazito:

Ok so it looks like it’s old chinoiserie wallpaper in other angles but I prefer spreading the rumor that rowling lives in a mold infested mansion because I’m canadian and can’t be executed under britain’s draconian defamation laws

this is literally the croaker’s living room wall

vimbry-moved:

Screenshot of a Reddit comment thread.
User soupdsouls, 144 upvotes: they're just making anything into an emoji nowadays, huh.
Reply from user SomeRandomSkitarii, 83 upvotes: 🪤
Reply from user soupdsouls, 90 upvotes: oo look chees
ALT

rolling-away-from-the-sunset:

yu-gay-fudo:

nothorses:

robertplantspants:

loud-and-queer:

loud-and-queer:

socialjusticeichigo:

I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

You all are so 100% certain you know how to identify radfem and T(W)ERF rhetoric and can’t possibly fall victim to it but guess what.

They are nowhere near above pulling this shit. And you all are falling for it.

And if you think that screenshot is an isolated incident, think again!

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There are countless radfem and T(W)ERF blogs that I’ve blocked that said ‘secret radfem sideblog’ in the description.

Like, it’s great that we’ve made being a T(W)ERF so unaccepted on this site that they can only be open about the most toxic of their views in secret side blogs rather than on their main, but it’s time to accept that they’re taking advantage of that in a really fucking insidious way.

Just a tip on how to recognize these blogs. If you follow someone and you start getting suggested t*rf blogs that’s a good sign the person has sideblog for that stuff. There was some cowboy blog I followed a while ago and I used to get follow suggestions saying “this blog is similar to cowboy whatever” and it was a ton of t*rf shit and low and behold they ended up outing themselves

This is why we learn about what actual TERF ideology is. Saying “trans women are women” and “TERFS not allowed” and putting “TERF destroyer” or whatever in your bio is not enough. Learn how TERFs actually work, and what they believe, and where it stems from, and how they express diluted versions in order to warm up non-TERFs to their ideas.

Do the fucking work. Unfollow/block people who express TERF ideas even if they don’t label themselves as TERFs, challenge those ideas in your community, and you won’t have to worry about secret TERF blogs anymore.

Just in case you happen to be unaware, some of the “radfem lite” they post to warm you up to their rhetoric, just off the top of my head:

  • Ace/aro exclusionism
  • Bi exclusionism or claims that bi people are “less queer” bc of “straight passive privilege”
  • Saying you have to be dysphoric to identify as trans
  • Invalidating nonbinary people
  • Calling queer a slur regardless of context, saying people can’t identify as queer, and saying that it can’t be reclaimed
  • “Mogai hell”, “kweer”, or otherwise mocking less common labels and claiming they are “just cishets who want to feel special”
  • Excluding sex workers from feminist discussions or claiming that sex work is inherently evil
  • Basically anyone who thinks they can determine what other people identify as

The following are some red flags I’ve seen:

realdonkeykong:

legov7:

poondragoon:

bogleech:

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.

Laugh track.

A 4 panel comic version of above post. Bat looses money, gains moth, sees jon arbuckle.ALT

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

I just got a cookbook that I believe is from the 1950’s and i want to host a party with one of the suggested menus so bad now…

First use of gay as in happy spotted!

Second one spotted, on the same page!

I have a eggs and bacon sunday breakfast usually, maybe i should try some of these recipes instead

They keep calling jello “mold” cause i guess you put it in a mold??

thisoldporch:

Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

ahmed4palestine:

URGENT 🚨

Attention please 🙏


Hello, I am Ahmed. I am 22 years old. I study medical equipment engineering at Al-Azhar University in Gaza, which was recently destroyed due to the difficult and terrible war that Gaza City is going through.


I had one year left to graduate, but the war destroyed everything. I lost my education, my father lost his job and his small shop.


I hope that you will help me and stand by my side in saving me and my family, starting over, completing my education, and building my life and future after it was destroyed.


@nabulsi @blackpearlblast @newsfrom-theworld @tsaricides @sar-soor @mee-op @soon-palestine @witchywitchway @fairuzfan

@palipunk

@vakarians-babe @northgazaupdates @helppeople @ibtisams-blog @appsa

@annoyingloudmicrowavecultist

@feluka @marnota @sayruq @tortiefrancis @flower-tea-fairies @tsaricides @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @vivisection-gf @belleandsaintsebastian @ear-motif @ibtisams-blog @animentality @kushandwizdom

@communistchilchuck @brutaliakhoa @raelyn-dreams @troythecatfish @the-stray-liger @4ft10tvlandfangirl @queersecrets @northgazaupdates

@awkwardqueercreature @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @morallyrainyday

@ibtisams-blog @terroristiraqi

@90-ghost

Vatted this please & share & reblog & donate

I will attach my donation link 👇

https://gofund.me/1d8bb3df

yellbug:

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

toshi-flakes:

I just got a cookbook that I believe is from the 1950’s and i want to host a party with one of the suggested menus so bad now…

First use of gay as in happy spotted!

Second one spotted, on the same page!

pankendev:

pankendev:

i bet i’d be happier and healthier by now if i could’ve been a furry when i was 17 drawing cute little critters with my friends. but no… God or some other nefarious power decided i should be on 4chan

by the way. with how much worse things have gotten since 2016 if you’re currently on 4chan during your developmental years you have to get out. my god please i’m begging you get the fuck out right now you have to live and be a person

bro i was so stressed out bc for a second i thought tumblr gold is real lmao

bored-dromaeosaur:

bees-official:

blurglesmurfklaine:

OMG NOOO HAHAHAH

I remember exactly the post you’re talking about 😂 but no!

psa: tumblr gold is NOT real (and neither is Goncharov, it’s just a little imaginary movie tumblr created. as a treat)

This aged so fucking bad

I JSUT REALIZED WHAT TUMBLR GOLD IS NOW HOLY SHIT.

depsidase: