June 2024

only-cat-memes:

nando161mando:

schizophrenicmorrigan:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

  1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
  2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
  3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
  4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
  5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
  6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

propalitet:

sad slav saturday

millenniallust4death:

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

lindleland:

daughter-of-sapph0:

happy pride

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

lovesicklyra:

my hobbies include listening to music and pretending i’m not real

jake-clark:

punk-jaskier:

fulgurite-and-petrichor:

dankmemeuniversity:

And cancer. They very much also had skin cancer.

Also yes they did wear sunscreen. Just not in the way most people think of it today. But people in extremely sunny areas have been wearing light fabric but long sleeved and full pants, or smearing mud on their skin for millennia.

Yes, your ancestors had more ozone layer, and yes, your ancestors did have skin cancer, but ALSO they did wear “sunscreen” just not the kind in a bottle from Walmart.

foxincrocs15daystoslowthespread:

rootsofthearthareconsumingmyhome:

thebloodyheartgirl:

bondsmagii:

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

fun fact @bogleech wrote the second one! It’s called the day of all the blood

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Whimsical

ispyspookymansion:

went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

ttrpg player pro tip- just tell your GM when you have a plot in mind for your character. Ask for events to happen. Walk up and say “I want my evil brother to show up and be a huge fight and I try to save him from himself.” Your GM will ADORE having a whole encounter outlined for her, you’ll get to have an awesome scene play out, you’ll be invested, your GM will be invested, it’ll be memorable. Hopefully, just don’t be foreceful.

The idea that you and your GM will be able to like, psychically intuit each other’s ideas for character arcs is bullshit. This is a collaborative relationship; communicate!!

Also get comfortable undoing shit if you’re the DM. If you made an off-hand comment that didn’t fit the world you want to weave or if you realized an event would have long-term consequences you don’t want. You can just pause and tell everyone “wait I changed my mind, forget I said that! it didn’t happen.” and go back to the previous scene.

Ultimately ttrpgs should be a fun play time; ask yourself if you’re following invisible rules, and if those rules help or hinder your game experience.

apparently this has to be said but there’s a difference between talking to your DM about potential plot threads and character motivation and giving them a 10 page outline

adiodont:

important-animal-images:

girlballs:

justcatposts:

Cat standing on his own tail

(Source)

invention of the booboo wheel technique

incandescent-creativity:

princessgemma12:

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

very common problem with the idea of an “artist discord” is that the optimal number of active participants in a fully art-focused community isn’t a triple digit number, but like… 12. anything past that and people either start fighting for attention or clam up and don’t have smalltalk ime

my rule of thumb here is that if it’s a number of people that would make going into a small cafe off-putting, it’s a number of people that would turn an art-focused space into a socialisation-focused space (or in the worst case scenario, make a portion of the community interact with it as a popularity contest)

crucially, if it’s a place where people start keeping track of how many emoji reactions their sketches get and caring a lot about that, you’ve passed an event horizon

The official humans account liked this post

If you don’t believe me, go to @/humans and click on the likes tab

fairycosmos:

not to be earnest and sincere but using this site really is starting to feel like a genuinely unique and enjoyable experience compared to most other social media apps and how they operate now. and i think all of the cringe i used to feel at still being on tumblr after all these years is turning into unabashed fondness for the people and the environment on here

loveridden1999:

not a flop post not to me if my 1 mutual likes it

that-bisexual-deactivated202409:

yeah, love is love. Even platonic love and queer platonic partners. Even aesthetic love. Even love without sex. Even familial love. All love is love.

same-pic-rick-roll:

the-red-planet-mars:

same-pic-rick-roll:

turnipotentiary:

officialgaryoak:

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you’re vertical. act like it.

Walls get dusty via black magic.

source, rick?

Source.

skapasta:

fat dragons

eskewcity:

oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

thememedaddy:

theprideful:

Hex Codes for LGBTQ+ Flags

the red orange and pink lesbian flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the green blue and purple gay man flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the pink purple and blue bisexual flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the blue pink and white trans flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the rainbow, 6-stripe LGBTQ flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the pink yellow and blue pan flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the black grey white and purple asexual flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the green and grayscale aromantic flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT
the nonbinary flag with the specific hex color codes over each stripe.ALT

for all my artists, content creators, and anyone else out there who use specific color palettes for references/designs, here are the hex codes for each of the lgbtq flags for your queer creative purposes. i hope you find these useful. enjoy!

click here for more flags :)

affricative–collective:

c00kietin:

ash-the-tiefling:

ash-the-tiefling:

alto-tenure:

Pride vs Place!

A spliced flag of the six-stripe rainbow pride flag and the Germany flag, divided down the middle in trapezoids. The pride flag is on the left, the German flag is on the right.ALT

Introducing the hot new quiz show: Pride vs Place!

It’s simple: you just have to identify whether the flag belongs to a place or is a pride flag.

Easy Mode

Hard Mode

90 and 70%

retrying and got 100% on easy and 80% on hard

me too! :O

100% and 90% :3

100 and 60

i-love-linux-and-reject-gender:

andymorin:

ubuntu and arch pride icons :)

btw there is a neofetch that uses pride logos :3

https://github.com/hykilpikonna/hyfetch

victusinveritas:

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here’s to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

gayboygaming:

arch-user:

humankk:

melynnwater:

arch-user:

arch-user:

teffiebell:

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?

She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!?!?!?

I cannot stress to you how hard this post broke containment. There are like 600 people that decided to follow me over the course of a day and now there are so many people sending me love and support in my inbox that I’m having a really hard time responding to all of them. Every time I look away from my notifs, I look back, and I have like 99+ new notifs like wtf!

Good for you sister :3

manincaffeine:

homeboygirl:

copycatgirl36:

homeboygirl:

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they’re going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

loser

FUUUUUUUCK !!

microtyalm13:

nerdygaymormon:

69l6:

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nyasarin:

toastbutteregg:

psychotic-gerard:

psychotic-gerard:

I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

SOME OF YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE A PERSON WHO MAKES A SINGULAR POST WITH A MISSING OXFORD COMA. THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

trans-androgyne:

Being transmasc for me means being hated for my masculinity by the broader world because it’s gender nonconformity AND by my own community because it’s considered more inherently dangerous than femininity. Just say you want me to be a cis woman too

foone:

Someday I want to watch one of those DIY repair videos where some southern guy is fixing his washer or dryer and filming on phone camera with no cuts, and then it goes “next you need to apply tension to the belt, using this spring… And our sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends!”

noelledeltarune:

really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

noelledeltarune:

really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

wolfythewitch:

the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)

wolfythewitch:

the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)

draconym:

It’s so funny to me that it’s possible to have verbal misunderstandings with animals.

This morning I made Ripley (a parrot) a foraging toy, as I often do before I leave for work, by putting a bunch of paper shreds in an old tea box with some peanuts and dried cherries. He hadn’t touched it by the time I came home so when he was wandering around the living room restlessly looking for something to do I picked up the box and told him “hey, there’s a peanut in here. You can get it out” and then I went back to my office.

After a couple minutes, he walked through the kitchen to where I was sitting at my desk and looked up at me and whispered “I get peanut?”

I said, “Buddy. I think you misunderstood me. The peanut is still in the box.”

He tapped his beak on the floor, said “oh” in a really disappointed tone, and then helpfully suggested, “I step up get a peanut?”

thedogopera:

thedogopera:

I think they’ll find it

despazito:

enki2: