June 2024

trans-girl-nausicaa:

pagliahater:

smegmatheefactory:

fave pics from hunter’s laptop

Girl where did he even learn to take these kinds of pics…. he MUST have had a secret tumblr back in the days

Competing theory: He never had a tumblr, taking those pics just came naturally to him. Eventually he will consume the right combonation of narcotics and become the USAmerican Kwisatz Haderach

trans-girl-nausicaa:

themainspoon:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

vlaserbeam:

One thing that isn’t being discussed about the White Pharaoh is where on Earth the image came from.

“Oh, it’s just from an online slots game”

BUT THATS THE THING!!! IM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT!!! CAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK CLOSER:

THE BACKGROUND AND COLORS ARE DIFFERENT. Noticeably so, too, the first one has more muted colors and a realistic background while the second is incredibly saturated with an obviously drawn background. This would make genuinely no sense to have two pieces of advertising for the game be so different if this was made for the slots game.

My proposed theory: white pharaoh is a piece of stock artwork / imagery, explaining the artistic differences between the two pictures.

But this can only be solved by either

A. Finding the origin of picture 1

B. Finding the source of the stock artwork

Those willing, please help my search.

If You Seek Him you Might Find Him

Ok, according to Know Your Meme the slots thing came first in 2014, and the image that became the meme was an edit made in 2017.

I found a GIF of the original ad:

The edit we all use was specifically created to look more like a historical reconstruction, and it was used as part of a bunch of memes that existed to satirise American History Textbooks and racist ideologies/memes (but because the internet is a godforsaken shithole of course it was also at times used to directly express those ideologies/be a part of those memes). All our funny “White Pharoh is forcing me to build pyramids in Idao” posting is just a modern take on a meme that started in 2017.

this gif is fucking sending me

grison-in-space:

grison-in-space:

The weather’s getting warmer, so here’s my seasonal reminder for other folks who have issues staying hydrated (autistics, people on certain meds, people who hate water, whatever):

Jello is, in fact, mostly water. So are a lot of fruits, like melon, cucumber, and berries. Ice chips are also water. If you find it hard to drink enough day to day, try eating your water instead. Every little bit helps!

people really are going around treating tags like Internet recipe comments, huh

#man i hate how water (essential to life) isn’t fetish friendly!!1!

intezaarlily:


the ache of nostalgia

grison-in-space:

grison-in-space:

The weather’s getting warmer, so here’s my seasonal reminder for other folks who have issues staying hydrated (autistics, people on certain meds, people who hate water, whatever):

Jello is, in fact, mostly water. So are a lot of fruits, like melon, cucumber, and berries. Ice chips are also water. If you find it hard to drink enough day to day, try eating your water instead. Every little bit helps!

people really are going around treating tags like Internet recipe comments, huh

interestingmistakes:

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn’t want credit for fear of being terminated.

dduane:

nockergeek:

shinisenko:

My partner and I cancelled our Adobe accounts today because of this. Imagine if makers of physical art media had the right to pilfer your sketchbooks because you used their pencils and paints. That’s basically what Adobe is trying to foist on everyone.

These guys are way too famous for overreach. WTF.

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

bad joke o'clock

why do knights reject the idea of objective reality

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brightlotusmoon:

jackironsides:

adamsmasher:

weonsinnombre:

What I love about this is seeing that he’s clearly a hockey skater. Now, I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to cold slippy antics, but what I notice is different between hockey skaters and nearly all other skaters is that hockey skaters essentially run on the ice. Any other skater is trying to glide, perform, or be otherwise smooth. Create a new type of mobility, but on ice. But hockey skaters? The floor is slippery but that’s why they’ve got knives on their feet, so it’s running time. Run run run run.

So this is like playing tag on ice, except the one guy you’re trying to get is magically not on ice. And I think that’s pretty neat.

He’s also making really good use of the stoppers on the front of his skates. You can clearly see several times that when he starts juking and running he’s not actually running with the wheels in contact with the ground – he’s tipped forward to run on the rubber stoppers, which will give him more traction on the slippery surface. He can change direction faster because none of his kinetic energy is going into countering the inertia of spinning wheels.

I don’t know if the picks on the front of ice skates are used similarly (because ice hockey is not so much of a national pastime in Australia) but I wouldn’t be surprised. But I spent a bit of time with a roller derby team, and I recognised that particular stopper run :)

theanythingmachine:

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

enki2:

put maureno on the line:

do you know how much you hurt it?

nerves-nebula:

sighh. here we go again

:

furries are awesome and gay and a lot of people hide their queerphobia behind hatred of animal people hybrids

affo-gatto-gateau:

Do you think prev. could beat you in a fight?

yes

no

See Results

Thought I might make a reblog game of my own.

slowestsnailaround:

depsidase:

science-bastard:

are they… y’know… *mimes vivisecting someone* lab partners??

the-boy-who-drank-the-stars-dea:

if prev got arrested what would it be for

vehicular manslaughter

murder

tax evasion

bank robbery

jaywalking

nothing, prev is a sweet angel <33

See Results

teaboot:

gildedproblems:

teaboot:

imeverywoman420:

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing too loud”)

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

geofffromaccounting:

lexibsparkles:

so a trans girl can’t post a fully clothed pic much less a nude without fear of getting banned because the advertisers, but THIS

THIS AD WITH A DILDO AND A JERKOFF MACHINE IS WHATS SPONSORING TUMBLR?

so- let’s really break this down.

You ban porn. You ban trans girls because they’re not “good for advertisers”

But you advertise… sex toys…

I. Fucking.. WHAT

@staff @humans you have some fucking explaining to do.

Spread this shit like wildfire. People need to know what a fucking dumpster fire this hellsite is. And the ones in charge need to be reminded, we aren’t going to keep getting pushed around.

I just want to add to this: the amount of fucking “THIS AI CAN GENERATE PORN IMAGES!!” ads I’ve gotten on Tumblr is ridiculous actually. To say nothing of all the mobile game ads involving sexually assaulting a woman.

So it’s not okay for us (especially trans women) to post even moderately sexual content. But they are as shit don’t mind using it to get money themselves!

sprucewoodmpreg:

sprucewoodmpreg:

sprucewoodmpreg:

how war-weary are the hoes here anyway. poll time

when did you first get into mcyt

pre 2009

2009-2010

2011-2012

2013-2015

2015-2018

2019-2020

2021-2022

2023

2024

See Results

either way is fine TBH it’s just a tumblr poll. make your own path my friend

the-one-who-lambs:

salty-sweet-ren:

GUYS

THE CROWNS

THE CROWNS ARE FUSING?!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! HELLO?!? WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS?!

looking.

kimberleyjean:

bigenderdiarmuid:

post by tumblr user mengjue that reads:

Ūropi  (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.ALT
post by tumblr user apas-95 that reads:
recently ive been getting really into this foreign drink, it's like a sweeter, nonalcoholic version of pijiu (啤酒). it got really popular internationally a little while back. its called "coca-cola" and it's from the USA (i don't agree with their politics i'm just interested in USA culture)ALT

starting a collection

Seems important to note that Moehunga was a real person and his discovery of Europe is recognized by Moehanga Day in NZ.

kimberleyjean:

bigenderdiarmuid:

post by tumblr user mengjue that reads:

Ūropi  (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.ALT
post by tumblr user apas-95 that reads:
recently ive been getting really into this foreign drink, it's like a sweeter, nonalcoholic version of pijiu (啤酒). it got really popular internationally a little while back. its called "coca-cola" and it's from the USA (i don't agree with their politics i'm just interested in USA culture)ALT

starting a collection

Seems important to note that Moehunga was a real person and his discovery of Europe is recognized by Moehanga Day in NZ.

girldraki:

girldraki:

petitehana-deactivated20221225:

may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

sch-uwu-lchen:

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

balkansoul-deactivated20220924:

every day i think about this ask

eyelinerbf-deactivated20241129:

me when mutuals in the notifs: mutuals in the notifs!!!!!!!!!!!!

disgustinggf:

sorry can’t talk rn i’m looking up the menu of a restaurant i’m going to in a week

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

kibumkim:

Kid reported his father missing

Police torture him into making him confess to killing his father

Father is alive and well

This whole thing is unspeakably cruel but here’s some highlights

And then he had to GPS locate his fucking dog.

Oh yeah. Also,

renegade-hierophant:

Old Church Slavonic and Glagolitic memes I made myself years ago

tanukinuts:

escuerzoresucitado:

It’s hilarious how far you need to dig into headlines from different western sources reporting on this to find out the context and what the bill actually was. Turns out it’s an anti-corruption being passed to impose penalties on government officials who commit perjury in parliament. Meaning this was done in a panicked violent attempt to prevent an anti-corruption law.

Haha. So funny. So quirk. Weird how that’s not widely circulated. Probably has nothing to do with how we want to avoid making Taiwan seem like the corrupt dysfunctional rump state it is because we need to make them look like a beacon of upright liberal rules-based democracy compared to EVIL mainland China. Naw. Nuuh. This is just a funny little event devoid of any context or meaning, haha, epic Taiwan reddit moment!

Imagine, just for a moment, how this would be reported if this happened in Beijing.

tanukinuts:

escuerzoresucitado:

It’s hilarious how far you need to dig into headlines from different western sources reporting on this to find out the context and what the bill actually was. Turns out it’s an anti-corruption being passed to impose penalties on government officials who commit perjury in parliament. Meaning this was done in a panicked violent attempt to prevent an anti-corruption law.

Haha. So funny. So quirk. Weird how that’s not widely circulated. Probably has nothing to do with how we want to avoid making Taiwan seem like the corrupt dysfunctional rump state it is because we need to make them look like a beacon of upright liberal rules-based democracy compared to EVIL mainland China. Naw. Nuuh. This is just a funny little event devoid of any context or meaning, haha, epic Taiwan reddit moment!

Imagine, just for a moment, how this would be reported if this happened in Beijing.

sayruq:

Please purchase eSims for Gazans

bruntalism:

gratia-plena:

oh somethings happening to their bank account alright

propalitet:

corkytheguar-deactivated2021122:

corkytheguar-deactivated2021122:

It’s so weird seeing people who don’t live in tourism heavy areas going “oh ur complaining ab tourism??? Yet your whole economy depends on it. Curious.” Yeah idiot why do you think we’re complaining

This isn’t about annoying tourists, if your country is in the G7 and/or its economy doesn’t collapse in itself during a short lockdown, shut up. This is about supermarkets price gouging everything because western tourists can afford it (but fuck the locals) and cops telling us to fuck off when we make complaints about rude or loud tourists that’d get locals fined, because tourists are especially privileged and God forbid they decide not to spend more money here. This is about the fact that some people can’t live because of tourism, but can’t live without it either, because everything depends on it, including people’s income. This is about countries where even people with “regular” jobs have to rent out their homes. This is about countries where home prices are rising to the point of becoming out of reach to locals because foreigners are buying property as vacation homes or to rent out.

!!!

girlredactd:

propalitet:

nicknelsonsupremacy:

propalitet:

propalitet:

So these tourists came to a city with a bunch of “tourists go home” “tourists not welcome” graffiti and instead of idk maybe looking into why locals want tourists gone they film the grafiti, post it on tiktok with a caption “wow i feel so welcome” and like comments like these

And then they’re suprised when locals tell them to fuck off

I’m pretty sure the the video was filmed in barcelona (not 100 % because i can’t find it atm) but there are countless people in the comments explaining to this person that locals literally cannot live in their houses because of airbnb and other stupid shit made for tourists. Did the creator acknowledge these comments? No.

#yes the graffiti is in barcelona!#and the comments are full of people saying to suck it up and that we need their money because ‘we dont live a comfortable life’#the video just went right over peoples head and they genuinely didnt understand#that the housing market is severely fucked up in places like bcn#like genuinely the comments in that video make me want to nuke northern europe#other comments include our stunning ‘20% youth unemployment rate’ and how we need their money#when the ppl in service jobs (especially hospitality ones) in tourist heavy areas are severely underpayed and overexploited#and another brilliant comment saying how we have nothing to offer the world except for our sunshine and how again ‘you need our money’#so quite literally northern europeans especially british people can rot in hell when they treat us like their fucking playground

exactly! @minglana

i… do you think the british working class is somehow exempt from gentrification??

See this is in a way funny because Croatians have a specific issue with the British tourists here to the point where there are articles written about how abhorrent and rude their behavior is.

Of course it’s a class struggle, but acting as if the working class is blameless is absolutely wrong.

And it’s not just a Croatia thing multiple countries have issues with British tourists, be it their behavior or their gentrification it doesn’t matter.

( image 1. “Croatian party town sick of barbaric and uncultured young british tourists)

(image 2. “People yelled in vain: British tourists polluting one of croatians tresures” They decided to bathe in a water source that’s used as fucking drinking water)

(image 3. “British tourists wilding around Split: They’re showing their asses to people and throwing bottles at them)

So when we talk about the british and their behavior we are not only talking about the upper class rich people who actually buy property and destroy it here in the mediterrean. We are also talking about young people who come here, expect to be served and treated like they’re gods because they’re tourists and therefore can do whatever they want and who actively destroy property.

Also, I’m going to assume you are british, because you ignored everything else in minglanas comment and also completely ignored the context of this post, but I hope you understand that when we talk about southern europe and specific problems regarding people from northern countries we are talking about southern europe. No one in that post said that british working class is exempt from gentrification. What we are however saying is that British people, who have much higher salaries then us, treat our countries as if they own them and that is an issue.

Class issue? It sure is!!!

hesperocyon-lesbian:

sayruq:

This is the important part

We’re going to see A LOT of pro Israel propaganda in the media in late June. More than usual I mean.

We need to be prepared to combat it all especially with the current invasion of Rafah killing and displacing thousands

Evergreen tweet

watsername:

‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

girlsadist:

it’s me and the urges, against the world.

omegasmileyface:

omegasmileyface:

omegasmileyface:

realizing that sticking to the “do it bad” “do it scared” mentality implies theres also a “do it bored”

A stick figure, doubled over on all fours so its face isnt visible. Tears stream from its face, and its head and the floor below it are covered in blood.ALT

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

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Verified Palestinian gofundme’s Masterlist

Rightfully so, I have gotten messages worrying if everything I post is legit (I try my best to make sure the answer is yes), but here’s a masterlist of ones that one or more people have confirmed are legit Palestinians. Most are from the blogs @el-shab-hussein, @ibtisams, @palestinecharitycommissionsassoc ,@90-ghost, @nabulsi and @palipunk

I will also be making individual posts for most of these

Keep reading

dykemd:

can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺

fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122:

midnights-dragon:

flip the rock to see what’s under it!

🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾

(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)

sayruq:

The Lemkin Institute for Genocide has released a statement saying that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza and the United States is complicit. The statement was released in the aftermath of the horrific attack on a refugee camp in Rafah

In April, Lemkin also issued a genocide alert for the West Bank

triviallytrue:

for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

propalitet: