Idk how long this is going to be an issue. Maybe forever. But when you’re tagging people in Tumblr posts, you need to start tagging them in groups of five. After each group, press enter and tag the next group in a new block. If you do not do that, all of the tags after the first five will not work.
I learned this the hard way.
Your tags need to be organized like this.
@/tag1 @/tag2 @/tag3 @/tag4 @/tag5
@/tag6 @/tag7 @/tag8 @/tag9 @/tag10
@/tag11 @/tag12 @/tag13 @/tag14 @/tag15
And so on.
Hopefully this doesn’t last forever, but it’s definitely the way you have to do it for now.
Of course “God’s chosen people” think they own God’s rain. Why should anyone be surprised at this LAW in isnotreal. Yes, you read that right. It is law.
Of course “God’s chosen people” think they own God’s rain. Why should anyone be surprised at this LAW in isnotreal. Yes, you read that right. It is law.
Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.
Lesbians who became straight men
Gay men who became straight women
All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)
People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)
Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.
People with fluid orientations
Gnc people who find joy in their straightness
Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.
[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]
Need i remind you also of disabled people, of ANY orientation not having equal marriage rights.
Also, what the notes have rightfully been screaming:
Intersex people who are queer but also straight. Or queer but cis. Intersex people.
It’s weird that to this day a lot of people don’t really get the difference between like. “this author is a bad person and the work is problematic” normal style and the much more intense “the author is an important figure in a hate group and actively uses her money and power and fame to take away people’s rights, and is currently very successful at doing that”
It’s weird that to this day a lot of people don’t really get the difference between like. “this author is a bad person and the work is problematic” normal style and the much more intense “the author is an important figure in a hate group and actively uses her money and power and fame to take away people’s rights, and is currently very successful at doing that”
At the Cincinnati stop of her “world tour”, Taylor Swift ends her set. As she walks off the stage, she leans into a nearby mic and says “oh by the way, I’m lesbian”.
She’s still milking a public relationship with a man named Chett Whitesman, so this is met with a combination of cheers and confusion. Immediately, the media mobilizes. They have to intercept her before she gets onto her private jet, and ambush her for an interview. Luckily, this has become much easier these days. Since the release of her 2027 album, “The Carbon Emissions of my Heart”, T Swizzle has performed a ritual sacrifice of an endangered species on live camera every time she boards her jet, a #girlboss way of saying that her emotional pain can only be healed by the tortured screams of drowning polar bears.
(Since this practice started, a devoted faction of Swifties have started a carbon negative algae farming commune, with the express intent of negating taytay sweezie’s contributions to climate change. Apparently “her tortured soul deserves to pollute without guilt”. They haven’t even come close to their goals.)
Taytor Twift is intercepted after this ritual, as she’s walking up the steps of her plane. When asked what the lesbian statement was about, she nonchalantly says “oh, I thought it was clear that was a joke. Anyways, G T G!” , before biting into the still beating heart of an emperor penguin.
During her flight, discourse on the newly renamed twitter-X-ElonIsExtremelyVirile Corp goes nuclear like it never has been before.
There’s a camp of swifties thoroughly convinced that her relationship with Chett is all a beard so that she can still keep touring in the New Christian Republic of Florida, and the interview at the plane was deepfaked.
A different camp of Swifties feels insulted and betrayed that she would be anything less than a paragon of allyship. To them, this is the worst slight the queer community has ever experienced.
A third camp of Swifties insists that she *is* dating Chett, and is also a lesbian. They get insulted that anyone would police Taylor’s labels. Comparisons to the Boulder, Colorado shooter are made.
A group of non Swifties tries to point out that everyone is fucking insane and that ‘ole taytay regularly tear gases pride rallies to make way for her promenade to stadium venues, and who the fuck cares about this shit and point out that what a billionaire celebrity does for five minutes of PR is not worth your attention or discourse, nor does it warrant harassing other people for the labels *they* use, and isn’t it really fucked up that Taylor is making a joke of how people describe their identities? They are promptly doxxed, harassed, and banned.
Bi lesbian discourse is off the charts. Nothing Taylor said has anything to do with it, but it happens anyways.
A lone transsexual who actually goes outside once in a while tweets “hey guys isn’t it kinda fucked up that 2.4 billion people have been displaced by mega storms this year that her jet contributes to and is also specifically designed to fly over” and is promptly doxxed and harassed off the platform.
After an exhausting 9 minute plane ride, Tailing Swiffer lands in Columbus for the next performance of her world tour. She unveils a new single that contains the line “ride my horse after dumping him, stepping up onto my SAD dle”.
All is forgotten. All is quiet. The Swifties continue as usual, moving on to the next discourse about these lyrics.
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Take the memory, leave the shell! Watch what happens when we return seashells to the beach & marine hermit crabs!
Seashells are so important to beaches for a whole host of reasons.
🐚Over-shelling can affect hermit crabs because it reduces the availability of suitable shells for them to inhabit. Hermit crabs rely on empty shells of other creatures for protection and shelter. When there are too few shells available, hermit crabs may be forced to inhabit inadequate shells & pollution as homes, which can hinder their growth and make them more vulnerable to predators and environmental stressors. This can ultimately impact their survival and reproductive success.
🐚Shells provide homes or attachment surfaces for algae, sea grass, sponges, coral and a host of other microorganisms.
🐚Animals such as decorator crabs and octopus use shells as camouflage and many fish use shells as hiding places to avoid predators.
🐚Shells help to stabilize beaches and anchor seagrass.
🐚Shells are used by shorebirds to build nests.
🐚When shells break down, they provide nutrients for the organisms living in the sand or for those that build their own shells. (Shells are a major source of calcium.) I’m a firm believer in when we know better, we do better. I once shelled, and then when I learned all of this, I returned all shells that were not sprayed with a clear varnish to the beach & watched the marine hermit crabs go wild changing shells that were so needed!
i still can’t fucking believe they gentrified lowrider hydraulics.
what was seen 20 years ago as a frivolity of the lower classes (distinctly due to its origins as a Mexican-American cultural artifact from the mid 20th century) is now a factory default for a high end formal luxury car. that’s nuts to me. CEOs are riding around in fuckin bumper smashers.
who’s driving their car they paid 120k for into sand and mud?
Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs
it’s funny, last time i recommended that (recently) it was on the ten-year old videos and internet laptop post
but like, enjoy using utorrent and dusty chrome on windows 7 i guess? i’d rather be people be safe than never have to adjust
what is wrong with you that you think windows 7 requires you to use utorrent or chrome. linux brain rot in action.
tell me windows 10 will run well on a 10 year old laptop that has like, 8g of ram for the average multi-tasking end user (read: browser tabs) ca. 2024
how are you not aware that windows 10 (an OS from 2015 intended to run on hardware going back to around 2008) will run fine on the mid-range if not higher spec 2014 laptop you are describing???
all the performance problems you would have under Windows will be there under Linux if not worse - the primary change in web pages is more and higher end audio/video usage and more useless webpage javascript nonsense, none of which linux can help with. if anything the Linux user is more likely to have faulty consumer hardware support which reduces the performance of the audio/video content.
For now, one thing is for sure: today’s patches, particularly those for Spectre Variant 2, affect performance in some workloads. Older CPUs are said to be hit the worst. Microsoft predicts that “some” users with Windows 10 on pre-Broadwell architectures will suffer noticeable slow-downs, while “most” users on Windows 7 and 8.1 on comparable systems will notice a decrease in performance.
Holy shit girl, you are computer illiterate as fuck! These are patches from 6 fucking years ago that were temporary bandaids until AMD and Intel could develop properly tested system microcode patches. The temporary problems with OSes - all oses that ran on x86/x86-64 mind you - resolved within weeks, beyond the total performance impact on all oses that changes to speculative execution to prevent a rare attack would cause.
Those same patches also affect Linux performance: they are CPU microcode patches that affect any operating system you run. Linux gives you exactly 0 benefit in this scenario. Like always.
Can you please try to come up with something real? I mean it’ll be hard, linuxailures have been trying for the whole quarter century I’ve been trying distros and haven’t managed it yet. But you should be able to do better than not comprehending a processor level security issue from 2018.
hey can you nerds stop arguing this post is about grilled cheese
will forever feel violent about us election season being forced on the entirety of the english-speaking portion of the internet because a handful of politically illiterate people believe they have something original to say. it’s not even interesting. what’s it gonna be next time? most important election of our lives again? stopping fascism again? oh registering to vote is important huh? let me hear about how questioning parlamentarism is voter suppression again, you only sound more serious each time. should we call AOC? should we tell will wheaton? either shut the fuck up for a year, get a better system or just collapse already
I’d like to know what possesses usamericans that compels them to not only become the exact type of person the thing they’re reblogging is complaining about, but to also blame people for not “filtering their feed”
you stupid fucking bitch. you are not only apparently oblivious to what cultural hegemony is, you’re actively coming to my post to tell me to filter my feed. Just shut the fuck up! is it possible for you to shut the fuck up? Just once? oh it’s important is it? man if only the post you’re reblogging brought that up
the post is about imbeciles like you forcing your dumbass elections on the non-us internet, and that’s exactly what you’re doing! zero self awareness!
friendly reminder that it’s pride month and tumblr ceo and staff have gone out of their way to harass and ban trans women on their site so don’t give these clowns any of their money
One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with “That’s cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don’t have time to party, they’re too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees” and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument
If any part of your plan involves the words “nobody could be that stupid”, please be prepared to be proven wrong at any minute at a moment’s notice. Pay in mind that the person determined to prove you wrong may already be aware of this assumption, and is already approaching your current location at an alarming speed.
Similarly, “If everybody would just…”
No.
Everybody will not just ____. Never, in the history of the world, has everybody coordinated well enough to just ____.
It literally doesn’t matter how you intended to finish that sentence. You’re going to have to accept that not everybody will follow the plan, even if it really is a good idea.
emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.
multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.
i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.
please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND CONSIDER DONATING TO KEEP THEM AFLOAT, EVEN IF YOU CAN’T GIVE TOO MUCH. THEY DO NOT HAVE CONSISTENT AND STABLE HOUSING RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY IS HIRING EVEN IF THEY’RE APPLYING TO JOBS DAILY. EMILY’S BILLS ARE PILING UP AND THEY’VE BEEN PUTTING OFF THERAPY + PSYCHIATRIST + DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENTS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T AFFORD IT.
emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.
multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.
i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.
please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND CONSIDER DONATING TO KEEP THEM AFLOAT, EVEN IF YOU CAN’T GIVE TOO MUCH. THEY DO NOT HAVE CONSISTENT AND STABLE HOUSING RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY IS HIRING EVEN IF THEY’RE APPLYING TO JOBS DAILY. EMILY’S BILLS ARE PILING UP AND THEY’VE BEEN PUTTING OFF THERAPY + PSYCHIATRIST + DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENTS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T AFFORD IT.
if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.
is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I’m choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I’m eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I’m gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
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