mesetacadre:

mesetacadre:

nobody even remembers the metaverse

facebook was trying so hard to convince investors that this was going to be the future

djangotheasteri:

“on little cat feet”

I was able to finally to play the game completely after so many years of trying, doing this drawing while hearing the ost of the game was heaven for me kasjkj

hyped-up-on-girl-pills:

depsidase:

sayruq:

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cmptctrl:

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practicing familiars

clitorous:

juniper-abaddon:

this goes here too, i think

discarded-like-your-roses:

fireflychaosdemon:

coffeeacademia:

imagine being the subject of someone’s poetry

That would be nice

I’ll write poetry abt you and put it in the ask box of anyone who reblogs this

dorothygale:

bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024:

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

memorycycle:

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

Fake Minecraft Real Estate Ad

New Build House for sale in Up and Coming Debbs Park Neighborhood, 3 beds, 2 baths. Bidding starts at 500k!

Interiors below the cut:

Keep reading

Image of the neighborhood from above, as you can see a corner store is less than a block away and an new storefronts just a block away are under construction, construction should be finished by mive in date of course

a-potato-of-death:

hetheymerrill:

hetheymerrill:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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strangestcase:

bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that’s crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you’re qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we’re fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can’t a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk… such a fool… *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

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why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

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Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

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Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That’s so fucking racist???

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lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it’s my little brother. who’s currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post

aidashakur:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

toastloaf:

tumblr please let me reblog ads

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

blackboard-monitor:

there’s a lot to hate but i think my least favourite thing about AI generated images is that now every time i see a really cool artwork on the internet, instead of childlike wonder i experience suspicion

latinare:

lila-walker:

latinare:

theanythingmachine:

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

prima mea delicia est blaterare. secunda est valde silere nec umquam loqui in perpetuum.

There’s a LATIN guy now??????

Num est iam LATINUS??????

berk-brain-rot:

icaruspendragon:

icaruspendragon:

so, i know that asexuals are people who feel little to no sexual attraction/urges to anyone or anything. but i want to know if there’s a word for someone who has sexual urges, but doesn’t want to act them out with anyone? like the thought of being intimate with someone just has no appeal and actually freaks you out a lot and anytime you’ve been intimate with anyone it’s just done nothing for you and actually just made you really uncomfortable.

hey 2015 me, it’s 2024 me. it’s aspec. the word you’re looking for is aspec. which is something you very much are. you don’t “grow out of it” cause it ain’t really one of those things you grow out of. sorry for all the years of confusion, but we get there eventually lmao

It’s a crime to not have this permanent context immortalized with this post

mangosteen:

intersectionalpraxis:

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“Gaza now has the largest population of child amputees in the world.” [@/abrahammatar on X. June 5th, 2024.]

pokemonheritageposts:

lexas-evolving-tattoo:

aarongeddon:

sapphicsugar:

aarongeddon:

Guys the Westboro Baptist Church Gym is currently being controlled by a Clefairy named LOVEISLOVE

Are there screenshots? :D

Got one here

I can’t believe Pokemon Go ended homophobia

Pokemon Heritage Post

shieldfoss:

osakanone:

coilingtime:

all im saying is it’s crazy how much hardcore + uncensored straight porn is regularly passed around on tumblr with 10-50k+ notes and it doesn’t even have a community label on it, but a trans woman takes a selfie and 6 hours later her completely SFW pic is flagged as adult content and then her entire blog terminated like a week later

this is what happens when the internet has convinced you that one is tasteful nudity and the other is fetishism

bodies are just bodies, folks aught to stop being such dorks about them

the-haiku-bot:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

0littleblue0:

stagbeetleboy:

stagbeetleboy:

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

I am architecture

hoard enough clothes in that thing and they double as house insulation

hoard enough clothes in

that thing and they double as

house insulation

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

paxamericana:

smallmariofindings:

Whenever various sources call the game Yoshi’s Island just “Yoshi’s Island”, a common objection that is raised is that this is incorrect, and that the official full title for the game is “Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island”.

However, there is one place where the game is called simply “Yoshi’s Island” without the other part of the title, namely on the top part of the cartridge sticker, seen in the image. As such, it is technically correct to call the game “Yoshi’s Island” since Nintendo themselves have referred to it as such in an official capacity.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: HEYimHeroic

sayruq:

morguezsz:

dont-look-me-in-the-eye:

world-of-lang:

zoethesportsblog:

spotify is raising prices again here’s the apk that gives you premium for free

and here’s the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

Modified or straight up alternative clients do exist, but just searching on regular Google will generally give you a bunch of useless shit. Knowing how to use GitHub and the revanced patcher help.

skapasta:

was talking abt this the other day w a friend and i need to see smth

do you listen to music on loop regularly

yes

no, im sad and lame and love fleeting experiences

reluctant “other (pls explain)” option

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“on loop” could mean for 30 minutes or 5 hours. reblog please

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

liberalsarecool:

wealmostaneckbeard:

answrs:

freegazafromhamas:

batboyblog:

Just a thought for the night, but remember in 2016 there were all these accounts that seemed really really telling you all the ways Hillary Clinton was some kind of demon woman, just the worst, and really Trump wouldn’t be worse and maybe he’d even be better?

and then it turned out they got banned for being literally Russian agents and never came back because spoiler they were?

does it feel like that all over again? just a thought.

fun fact, this is legitimately why there’s a report category for “election interference”. don’t just block them, report their posts so they stop being able to spread this “not voting is the only moral choice uwu” shit

Nihilistic disinterest in politics favors the party most opposed to democracy. The United States electoral college was designed from its foundation to deny political power to non-white, non-male people. Don’t do the work of conservative oppressors by refusing to participate in democracy.

Russian bots are Republican’s best friend.

iwantsweetrevenge:

people see news of 200+ palestinians being killed in one attack and scroll or think about it for about a minute then move on. but if 200+ people died in an attack in the west it would be mainstream news and all people spoke about for weeks. i know the numbers of palestinians being killed are astronomical and its impossible to keep up (which is absolutely sickeningly horrifying, there are no words), but the lack of value placed in palestinians lives and disregard shown is insane

mamaangiwine:

I don’t think many people realize how much they’ve been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say “I want to write a book” and their parents will say “it’s really hard to get published”.

Someone might confide in their sibling and say “I want to sell my art on "x” platform" and that sibling will say “do you know how many people you’d be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?”

I know a kid who once told his best friend “I think I wanna start a dnd podcast” and the friend was like “do you know what the word "oversaturation” means?“

Personally, I don’t know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!”

manpo5:

what-shitfuckery-is-this:

theoneandonlyredrobin:

sociallyawkwardfirefly:

1zashreena1:

diangelo-supporter10:

satanfruit-draws:

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

👀

As a white person, I wholeheartedly agree with all of this👆👆👆

I recognize that even tho I’m actively fighting to fix the fucked up system,

unfortunately

I

am

still

benefiting

from

it

Why yes, please do make fun of us. It makes me happy in lots of colorful, beautiful ways XD

This post. All of it. Just. Yes.

white people who reblog this are just really cool people

Ngl love hearing ‘white people when you tell them there will be cheese at the function’ because i am just that

Cheese 🤤

manpo5:

what-shitfuckery-is-this:

theoneandonlyredrobin:

sociallyawkwardfirefly:

1zashreena1:

diangelo-supporter10:

satanfruit-draws:

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

👀

As a white person, I wholeheartedly agree with all of this👆👆👆

I recognize that even tho I’m actively fighting to fix the fucked up system,

unfortunately

I

am

still

benefiting

from

it

Why yes, please do make fun of us. It makes me happy in lots of colorful, beautiful ways XD

This post. All of it. Just. Yes.

white people who reblog this are just really cool people

Ngl love hearing ‘white people when you tell them there will be cheese at the function’ because i am just that

redbuddi:

Once again I must ask for help in the form of a Ko-Fi donation/purchase as I’m missing a week of work, anything you can kick in is appreciated u_u

rabbiteclair:

A computer is a type of inefficient space heater that can display pictures of boobs.[1]

l0ve-sicc:

crane wives go crazy

cipheramnesia:

so-much-for-subtlety:

bruntalism:

American cities don’t put spikes in the grass, they pave it over with concrete! (and then add the spikes)

Cities in the USA will look at the architecture designs for nuclear waste storage designed to keep people away and ask if anyone is gonna build that and not wait for am answer and put it over any possible surface anyone could sit on.

mysharona1987:

lilim64:

lylahammar:

lylahammar:

My favorite part about this particular dunmeshi lore is that if I see someone draw a character skinnier than I think they should be, I can be like ah ☝️😌 they must’ve died like 3 times before this picture and they’ll regain the weight after this

Btw I’m committing violence @ anyone who responds to this post with anything to the effect of “put me in the dungeon so I can die and lose weight” while ignoring my actual point that being fat is good and healthy and the characters should be drawn fatter thanks

thedeliaishere:

Just saw a soldier run through the colored gate that said -2 on it instead of the one that said x10 on it. The west has fallen

stychu-stych:

MYERS FAULT!

Couldn’t help myself with putting Leshy in classic tracksuit as a typical “osiedlowy dresik"🤌 modern au but I stole Leshy for being polish silly bully just because I can

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

voidheartkisses:

happy pride month!!

voidheartkisses:

YEAH CO OP IS HERE

THE GOAT UPDATE THE GOAT UPDATE THE GOAT UPDATE

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Some of y’all forget that bottom surgery and intersex people exist.

Amab ≠ penis

Afab ≠ vagina

There are people who are afab who have penises and people who are amab who have vaginas.

So please for the love of god stop saying afab when you mean ‘someone who has a vagina’ and amab when you mean ‘someone who has a penis’