June 2024

zouisalbums:

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

a-sentient-cup:

callmebliss:

rubensmuse:

witches-ofcolor:

duckbunny:

“biblical angels” you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I’m not saying don’t have fun with weird angels. I’m saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

3liza:

queen-simia:

mangedog:

this is a way better model… you’ll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can’t see the full form, but i’d suggest having a “something else” option and dominant hormone question too.]

as a cis woman who’s had a hysterectomy and partial oophorectomy, this would be helpful for me, too! it’d be pointless to try to diagnose me for disorders that affect organs I don’t have anymore, after all.

being inclusive helps us ALL. 💖

we could probably calculate the amount of man hours wasted on testing trans women and women who have had hysterectomies or oophorectomies for pregnancy every time they’re admitted to the emergency room and justify it on that basis alone.

spicymochi:

little chef and secret agent

3000s:

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

stantler:

thebrisingamen:

foone:

beachfox:

drackir:

crazy-pages:

purewriting:

digitaldiscipline:

anthraxlobster:

Free worldbuilding idea:

Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.

“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”

“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”

“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”

“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”

“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?”
*indistinct vocals*
“Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”

“I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”

*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*

“I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”

“GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*

(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)

I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.

Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.

You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!

Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!

Programming is magic (derogatory) so why shouldn’t magic also be programming (derogatory)?

So for modern day magic

“Listen up buckaroo, you think programming and MAGIC should go together? You’re asking for a disaster. It never ever goes well. Singularity ALWAYS happens and then you have to kind of deal with that. But hey, it’s your choice.”

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

transparentgentlemenmarker:

Montage de photos

… that’s mostly practical effects, not “montage”, but

HECK YEAH THAT’S SO AWESOME

… OH

yeah no i had a brain fart and got that confused with “photomontage” ^^° (as if “montage de photos” was… idk… a bad translation that i automatically corrected? yeah bilingual brain do weird stuff :| )

… well i learned a thing anyway, thanks :D

mistchievous:

Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

Obviously!

Um, no.

See Results

If so, what is it?

drunkmice:

accessibletweets:

fuckfreaks3:

[Image ID:

The “is this a pigeon” meme with the speaker labeled “radical social justice spaces” asking, “Is this accountability?”

The butterfly is covered up with a large thought bubble that says, “Completely obliterating a trans woman’s entire support network leaving her a traumatized bundle of nerves who feels like she’ll never have any community because you’ve convinced her she’s a monster.”

End ID.]

What a statement Tumblr turned this into, removing the image and the person who explained it

powdermelonkeg:

clockmocker:

Hello! I’m going to teach you how to get whatever cursor you want.

First, figure out what you want as a cursor. I’m going to be changing mine to a Skyrim mouse.

So first you get a picture of whatever you want, as clean as possible:

Image ID: A screenshot of Skyrim, with a text box on it that reads "The save game is corrupt and cannot be loaded." Importantly, the mouse cursor is fully visible. End IDALT

Open your favorite art program and clean it up, then save as a png:

Image ID: The cursor from Skyrim, with a transparent background. End IDALT

Then go here and convert it to a .cur file. Make sure there’s no gap between the corner of the arrow and the corner of the png.

Next you go to Control Panel:

Image ID: A screenshot of the Windows search screen, where a blue icon labeled "Control Panel" is highlighted. End IDALT

Select Mouse from the list:

Image ID: A Control Panel window with rows of icons in alphabetical order. The one for "Mouse" is highlighted. End IDALT

Then go to the Pointers tab and pick whichever mouse cursor you want to replace.

Image ID: The Mouse Properties window, on the second tab labeled "Pointers," the cursor for "Normal Select" highlighted. End IDALT

Click “Browse…” and find the .cur file you made earlier:

Image ID: The Mouse Properties window, on the second tab labeled "Pointers," the cursor for "Normal Select" highlighted. It now displays the Skyrim cursor. End IDALT

And voila! I now have a Skyrim cursor.

You may have to tinker with the size a bit to get the point to be accurate. If that happens, just resize your png and convert to .cur again.

Happy customization!

the-book-reaper:

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

you can make jokes about asexuality that aren’t derogatory

tweet from Halberd Goth Sarah @ fake goth sarah. as a sex-repulsed asexual, i hate it when people have sex. that's why this pride month i'm partnering with league of legendsALT

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[ID: a tweet by @fakegothsarah that says:

As a sex-repulsed asexual, I hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends

End ID]

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

dyrdeer:

Being autistic is weird bc it’s a lot like putting on a play. You gotta remember your lines, deliver them like a normal human, and tripping up on what you say can break the immersion of normalcy. Also you’re at the dentist

 #and nobody ever let you look at the script or gave you a copy so you're trying to improv your way throught it but nobody will yes and you #you're getting judged and snubbed and it's so fucking confusing and almost nobody at all is willing to be nice about itALT
 #god the addition #the unwillingness of nerotypicals to 'yes and' a conversation they forced on me is one of the reasons I'm gonna snap one day #it's like they can tell there's something wrong with me but bc I don't look autistic they just stone wall me till I trigger a dialogue op. #and then say they don't think I'm autistic even tho we just played hide the peanut with words for 40 minutesALT

bigscaryd:

kagaintheskywithdiamonds:

omghotmemes:

Big brain move

but why. does a skate park exist. if the city doesn’t want skateboarders. this is not a walmart parking lot we’re talking about. this is not a thing that was designed for a purpose other than skateboarding that skateboarders encroached on like an invasive species. you are trying to deter loitering in a place where it should not be possible to loiter. it’s not like the sand was put there to stop homeless people from sleeping there. which is awful but I can at least comprehend cities doing it to benches and shit. the sand was specifically meant to deter skateboarders

you built a skate park. with money. presumably taxpayers paid for there to be a place specifically made for skateboarding. and then those same taxpayers paid to get those nasty skateboarders out of the big concrete bowls that are just there for show I guess

dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Oh I know the answer to this: skaters used to be mostly white. Now there are a lot of Black skaters.

rt-hecate:

samsung-music-official:

big-mayo-official:

bingle-official:

the-gimmick-simp:

walmart-the-official:

aroorchid-slenderman:

biglots-official:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

shadedrainfall:

yipeeboi:

ar0ac3:

just-a-mess-in-a-nest:

toacaldoric:

most-definitively-a-human:

omniscientraisinn:

tuxibirdie:

confuzz1ed:

stantler-and-walrein:

carawith17as:

bothersome-edgar:

k00laidcrush:

tribblemakingalicorn:

hahaha-darn-it:

i-cant-believe-its-v:

cactus-boyo:

ohshrekmyheck:

acefandom103:

furry-slushie:

dnacademic:

kiwi-draws:

toujours-fidele:

actualchiotdelphine:

lenasai:

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

what

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If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

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what?

i’m frightened

Attempting to reblog

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

here goes nothing

Hey what

hi the fuck

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GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

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wuh

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

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My phone is lagging

@heritageposts this one looks right up your alley…

@hellsite-hall-of-fame also

Reblog to break Tumblr

WOAHH

guess my first reblog is joinin this

any signs of life out there?

I have no idea what’s going on. I’m gonna reblog for;

Science

Wow this is fucked up

well the good news is you can now reblog without text. Anyway. Happy cryptid post sighting everyone

Reblogging cos yes

what is this?

yeah let’s try this

Interesting!

sacred-portal:

toskarin:

spookymanners:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

the tumblr brothers

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12

a-wild-torterra:

randomitemdrop:

depsidase:

Item: NFT Water (price determined by market value)

How dare this be hidden in the tags

sanguith:

Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!

a-wild-torterra:

randomitemdrop:

depsidase:

Item: NFT Water (price determined by market value)

How dare this be hidden in the tags

coughloop:

mycoins:

coughloop:

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

yorickish-deactivated20240629:

it would have been so fun to drunk drive your horse in the 18th century

kittensforbrowncoats:

artsy-biggirl:

Mobility assistance

thememedaddy:

kittybroker:

montywithchildhoodtrauma:

bruntalism:

bruntalism:

@dragonsareverycool

@kittybroker

How much for this impossibly small kitty?

The impossibly small kitty so tiny it’s small! Minuscule even! Get this tiny thing for the tiny price of only one whole cent!

the-real-dookster:

tucking my lovely son into bed

image

erros429:

laios as that one calvin and hobbes panel

olderwest:

sillyguywithsillydoodles:

olderwest:

sour

I hope it’s okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can’t upload a video with sound for some reason but here’s the version with audio

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION….. AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact:

spainy-spoon:

inkary:

creepymutelilbugger:

i can’t imagine a world in which i haven’t put this video on my page

“it’s time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the…-boom-”

Can’t help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.


The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the “WTF” hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef’s kiss.

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

nudityandnerdery:

catchymemes:

etherealspacejelly:

devil-with-three-heads:

etherealspacejelly:

devil-with-three-heads:

girlnephew:

@etherealspacejelly BILL WURTZ MENTION??????

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER‼️‼️‼️‼️

not anymore theres a blanket :)

SPACE DUST ✨✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤩

even craaazier space dust

YOU BLINDING BITCH

the-nintendo-dsi:

War and hatred in the country of Vaugarde I crabbing guess

homunculus-argument:

The thing about ADHD is that the “lack of reward chemicals in your brain” doesn’t just mean that you don’t want to do any tasks that don’t feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like “doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That.” The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you’re dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, “I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die” feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

aubreyaubretia:

ampervadasz:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

if sex work was legal the workers could unionize

I am fully serious about this btw. not “pro sex work” as in “there are no issues whatsoever within the industry”, but “pro sex work” as in “these are jobs and the workers should be a) allowed to work and b) protected from their customers by the law”

tiredyke:

some of you guys view misogyny as simply men being mean to women and not a systemic hierarchical issue that prevents women from gaining liberation, support systems or a socioeconomic foothold and it shows every time you talk about “misandry”

hell-nurse:

rexuality:

rexuality:

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

trans-kafka:

madpunks:

we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.

even if your memory is good, it’s not right to guilt someone because they can’t remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it’s just that we literally can’t. it is a very literal “i can’t remember”.

The number of times I’ve been accused of gaslighting bc I said, honestly, that I don’t remember some detail of some interaction, is pretty ironic considering how often actual gaslighters use people’s memory issues to do the actual gaslighting.

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

they ask me what I would like to eat and knowing that gnomes enjoy fruit i ask for my favorite fruit, an apple, and they all laugh raucously and say that i must be very hungry indeed to desire an entire apple rather than just a small chunk, and i go along with their joke and say that while my body may have shrank my stomach has not! and they all guffaw with delight until their faces turn red and see that my request is met and we all sit around a toadstool and share many apple slices together

over my time spent with the gnomes, my antics are still regarded with much delight. though i am past the age in which i am confused by their customs and norms, i occasionally pretend to be clueless about simple and easily understood things, such as shock at how toads are as tall as I am. they all continue to laugh at my feigned surprise, and sometimes join in, asking me if I need any help distinguishing what berries are for eating and which are for painting. i laugh, too. there is a sense of grace that comes with my shortcomings amongst the gnomes. they are entertained by my misunderstandings, yes, because life is to short to not be jolly.

i wake up one morning back at my original size. the small cavern in the roots of a tree that i lived in is destroyed in my sleep. my clothes, tailored from cut-up scraps of fabric, are shredded around me. i am a human again. i am horribly embarrassed.

the gnomes of the community gather around where i sit, all looking at me and exchanging glances with each other, none of them speaking the obvious. i can no longer stay here, now that i am not their size. but i was part of their community. i became one of them, indistinguishable from these people only from my past. how am i supposed to return to the world of the humans now? there is no life left for me there. that is not a life where i may fish for minnows in a babbling brook and feast off a bounty of raspberries. i am distraught. i cry.

my community comforts me. friends, all minuscule to me now, pat me wherever they can reach, nimbly dodging the tears that fall from my face. one of them offers me water. they don’t have any containers that are big enough for me, they apologize, so just this acorn cap filled with morning dew will have to suffice.

i take the acorn cap and look at it in my hands. it is so small now. with a sniff, i put it atop my head.

the gnome chuckles. then laughs. then bends at the waist, bellowing with laughter, supporting himself on my knee. then i am laughing too, face red, tears still falling, and my community of gnomes laughs with me as well, so loud that a flock of birds takes off in the distance, and i am still laughing even as i stand to my feet and lumber away, back to where i once came.

God I wish that were me

plastidecor:

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

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the-bi-bilingual:

phoenixyfriend:

sunshineandlyrics:

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

Keep reading

I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.

sabertoothwalrus:

dee-the-red-witch:

judgejudyofficial:

redavexat:

Stow it, Shinji, we all know you’re the bitch wife of the pair.

dee-the-red-witch:

judgejudyofficial:

redavexat:

Stow it, Shinji, we all know you’re the bitch wife of the pair.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hellsitegenetics:

lastoneout:

shinosarna:

transarsonist:

qiyra:

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Some people are taking “Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose” as a challenge.

Love the people in the notes like “this would fix me” bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

String identified:

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a tag “ t a a TC ” a a cag.

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Closest match: Furcifer pardalis isolate Fpa_1 chromosome 9
Common name: Panther chameleon

This is what eating that whole gummy would turn you into

moonsinkfoxgirl:

people who are afraid of poison swamps in souls games have never had a strong pollen allergy, “OH NO the toxic air is making my hp drop continuously, leaving me badly prepared for enemy encounters unless I continuously use medicines” you are describing a trip to the grocery store in June

faggypuppywhore-deactivated2024:

People: Yeah being outed can be really dangerous and no one should ever be outed against their will

Also people: If youre a trans dude who passes you should always out yourself so that other people know you arent a big scary man but also out yourself so if you dont pass we know you are a scary man

pokemonheritageposts:

str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:

unusual-pybro:

str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:

backdating my transgenderfication to november 12 2019 (the date i saved this meme to my phone)

we’ve all been there

Pokemon Heritage Post

coffin-fit-for-two:

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

ougougougoug:

radiofreederry:

like if you hate free speech reblog if you hate free speech