June 2024

fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon:

chambergambit:

defilerwyrm:

unicornempire:

iguanamouth:

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I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

@yearofthefish

fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon:

chambergambit:

defilerwyrm:

unicornempire:

iguanamouth:

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I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

@yearofthefish

cawareyoudoin:

twisted-bonez:

literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

It’s like art noveau to me, but inspired by microorganisms instead of plants.

berensreverie:

I make art about grief again

randomslasher:

randomslasher:

slavetomyheadcanon:

deadlydoodles:

lankybrunettepartdeux:

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

Reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult is a VERY different experience than reading it as a kid.

I always liked this arc because they were out of town when the house was robbed (I think at a wedding?) but Calvin forgot Hobbes. So when they get home and realize they’ve been robbed, Calvin is super scared Hobbes might’ve been stolen. For some reason the last panel when the parents are happy that Calvin has his buddy again just always moved me. 

Also this part: 

longhorned:

I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is

moatazart:

Every place in Gaza is destroyed. We do not know what we will do if the war ends. A life with an unknown future. Travel will never be our final solution. We will return and rebuild our homes and restore our lives as they were and more beautiful.🍉✌️

checkerboardfloorwork:

moth

official-linguistics-post:

amateurlanguager:

espanhois:

language-gremlin:

so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

reply with more, i’m fascinated

these are called fossil words! here’s a whole list

official linguistics post

anti-terf-posts:

justlgbtthings:

Queer Muslims are beautiful and deserve respect. Queer Muslims are valuable to the LGBTQA+ community.

[pt: Queer Muslims are beautiful and deserve respect. Queer Muslims are valuable to the LGBTQA+ community]

girlnephew:

prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

civilization-deactivated2030:

genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

me, collared and leashed: just so we’re on the same page im an anarchist and don’t believe in hierarchies. this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned

domme: puppies don’t speak

me: WOOF!

Im pretty sure this is how it happened to wolves too

mxjackparker:

We need to abolish POVERTY, not prostitution. When you try to stop people from selling sex because you’re concerned for poor people who are coerced into it, all you do is condemn those poor people to starvation and homelessness and poverty instead, limiting their options further.

moniquill:

roguebombshell:

redshiftsinger:

fionn-o-nassus:

kaleidoscopecatiii:

keynes-fetlife-mutual:

real freedom includes the right to be a fucked-up dysfunctional weirdo. when you lack this right, your inability or refusal to comply with social norms will be used as a pretext to take away your other freedoms. all of us are fucked-up weirdos on the inside, so with sufficiently hostile and intrusive surveillance anyone can be unpersoned.

Fucked-up dysfunctional weirdo with full rights to and supports available to ensure whatever needs can be functionally met and are desired by said weirdo are filled.

If you don’t support the rights of kooks, weirdos, freaks, oddballs, and funky fellows then get out.

The pathologization and criminalization of pecularity doesn’t only affect the neurodivergent and the mentally ill, it can and will be used by the state against “normal” people the moment they step out of line.

Not only is it good to support the rights of freaks and weirdos on the grounds of protecting the rights of the neurodivergent and mentally ill, it’s also good on the grounds of cutting off a vector of state repression against the general public.

As soon as you start deeming it acceptable to take away the basic rights of “freaks”, you open the door to being deemed a “freak” yourself as soon as those in power decide you’re inconvenient.

Throwing “weirder” people under the bus will never guarantee you safety. You gotta park the bus so it stops running people over in general.

This is why the right to privacy is so, so crucial.

“Why can’t we enhance the surveillance state? Do you have something to hide?”

Maybe I just like being my best, weirdest self without you looking at me. Let live our best lives by leaving us the fuck alone. Live and let live. Mind your business and I’ll mind mine.

Reminder: this isn’t just about eccentric people, or people stimming - it’s about people who are genuinely unpleasant and off-putting to be around. It’s about people you find creepy. It’s about people with poor hygiene. It’s about people with disruptive tics and people who are bitter and rude. It’s about the worst person you can think of. That person still deserves access to food, shelter, healthcare, etc.

gncbutpi:

shout-out to the bald tumblr users, who have a reserved parking space on every poll

shencomix:











linktree / support my work

argumate:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

how long/well do you have to know someone before you can use those “I love someone with [illness or disability]” selfie filters/bumper stickers

imagine you’re talking to someone at a party and they’re like oh wow I’ve never met someone autistic before this is so cool are you like Sheldon and then fifteen minutes later you watch them change their Facebook profile picture filter to “I love someone with autism”

they should make ones that are like “I am distantly but fondly acquainted with someone with [condition]”

“I cut off an autistic driver in traffic”

not to be a straight man but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit

internet-sentences-deactivated2:

internet-sentences-deactivated2:

That’s what they look like IRL he did a good job with it

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

The fact that people with low trust in others are more likely to fall into a cult or a scam is surprisingly positive because it means if you just take it on chance the average person is not trying to fuck you over.

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

regina-bithyniae:

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

How does the tumblr post date to 2022 for a tweet that came out today?

all that ever will be has been

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

regina-bithyniae:

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

How does the tumblr post date to 2022 for a tweet that came out today?

all that ever will be has been

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

regina-bithyniae:

ofthefog-deactivated20241127:

How does the tumblr post date to 2022 for a tweet that came out today?

all that ever will be has been

betweentheheavesofstorm:

the year is 2024. I am watching The X Files 1x08 with my blissfully offline boyfriend. We reach the scene where, in confinement, Mulder and Scully examine each other’s backs for alien marks. My boyfriend, who has never seen the show before, makes an amused noise and utters a strong contender for understatement of the year:

“I’m guessing there’s fanfiction about these two”

iguessimfished:

Reposting this bc i decided i wanted to color it

h0nkshroom:

HAPPY GAY MONTH

neil-gaiman:

macdenlover:

macdenlover:

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

a comic i made is being sold on a shelf at my favorite cb store as of today and this post is still my biggest accomplishment of the day

This headcanon guide, if understood, would also reduce the Asks I get by about half.

neil-gaiman:

macdenlover:

macdenlover:

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

a comic i made is being sold on a shelf at my favorite cb store as of today and this post is still my biggest accomplishment of the day

This headcanon guide, if understood, would also reduce the Asks I get by about half.

neil-gaiman:

macdenlover:

macdenlover:

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

a comic i made is being sold on a shelf at my favorite cb store as of today and this post is still my biggest accomplishment of the day

This headcanon guide, if understood, would also reduce the Asks I get by about half.

spilycoris:

those who would question—

—would be strung.


introducing my little au called ‘mirth and mortality’ where the lamb is narinder’s court jester. there is nothing else going on. …totally.

Keep reading

bonniecupcake:

Hands you over the lamb :3 🖤

cryptidclownz:

zntauri:

COTL fanart!

Started this as a simple way to get rid of my art block and ended up with 8 fully rendered drawings somehow, i wasnt even planning on drawing backgrounds lol

also sorry for the long post (it will be even longer next time)

All the references ↓

Keep reading

z00lea:

melled42:

hey chat

tf2heritageposts:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

jackiechanadventures:

yoooooooo

tf2 heritage post

rainingcats-7:

cult-of-a-buttercup:

BABE WAKE UP NEW IMAGES FROM THE KICKSTARTER DROPPED

If I had a Nickel for every time the moon has been implied to be a larger force in a videogame, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

testosteronetwunk:

yeahiwasintheshit:

rainingcats-7:

Ok so I’m not going to give a jokey intro to this because I actually am proud of this but I’m kinda sleep deprived just so I finish this.

So the one on the left is the old one and the one on the right is the remastered one. Unless my mind is screwing up and I’m mixing up directions.

Bleh I really can’t sleep right.

just-a-stupid-jas:

modulett:

I’ve decided that I’m no longer a coward and post this for no particular reason



kaylasartwork:

starlingsongs:

starlingsongs:

When trans women are mocked and made into jokes in the media, I get very upset, and I am often told “Kay, you can’t go through life getting offended every time someone makes a joke.” And I sputter and object but they don’t hear me. So I want to be clear for once, about why the jokes make me angry.

I learned to hate myself for being transgender before I knew I was transgender. I laughed at the jokes in stand up comedy routines, and prime time sitcoms, and animated comedy shows, and in the movies, and in books, and in games, laughing at trans women for existing, about “men in dresses”, about people who “got their dicks chopped off”, and I learned to think that was worthy of ridicule.

And then a day came when I felt a pang of envy at what my female classmates were wearing and I repressed it, and felt guilty, and a day where I felt incomplete because I had no breasts and I repressed it and I felt disgusting
And a day when I realized the only images of romance that made me feel anything showed two women together and I repressed it and I felt like a monster
And a day when I realized I felt sick when I looked at myself in the mirror after every shower before work and couldn’t bear to look at my own face, and I hated myself.
And then there came a day when I hated myself so much, and I thought I could never understand why, and so I just wanted it all to end. And it was just a miracle that I swerved my car back into my lane in time.

And all of it started with a joke that I heard on TV, and then kept hearing from all the voices from the ether, over and over and over, worming an idea into my mind before I was old enough to realize I was absorbing it, the idea that a man in a dress is funny, and that changing your body parts makes you a freak, and that women who have penises instead of vaginas are liars and hurt men. And they’re still making these jokes. And somewhere out there right now, just like all those years ago, there is a little girl in a t-shirt and cargo shorts with buzzed off hair watching the TV, hearing that joke and absorbing it without knowing it, who will someday have to pry herself apart to tear it out of her head, just like I did.

That is, if she doesn’t kill herself first.

I know this is a really heavy post but if you read it and you appreciated it, I’d appreciate it in return if you reblogged it. This is really important to me and I want people to read it and understand it. Thank you.

Such a poignant and well written statement

kaylasartwork:

starlingsongs:

starlingsongs:

When trans women are mocked and made into jokes in the media, I get very upset, and I am often told “Kay, you can’t go through life getting offended every time someone makes a joke.” And I sputter and object but they don’t hear me. So I want to be clear for once, about why the jokes make me angry.

I learned to hate myself for being transgender before I knew I was transgender. I laughed at the jokes in stand up comedy routines, and prime time sitcoms, and animated comedy shows, and in the movies, and in books, and in games, laughing at trans women for existing, about “men in dresses”, about people who “got their dicks chopped off”, and I learned to think that was worthy of ridicule.

And then a day came when I felt a pang of envy at what my female classmates were wearing and I repressed it, and felt guilty, and a day where I felt incomplete because I had no breasts and I repressed it and I felt disgusting
And a day when I realized the only images of romance that made me feel anything showed two women together and I repressed it and I felt like a monster
And a day when I realized I felt sick when I looked at myself in the mirror after every shower before work and couldn’t bear to look at my own face, and I hated myself.
And then there came a day when I hated myself so much, and I thought I could never understand why, and so I just wanted it all to end. And it was just a miracle that I swerved my car back into my lane in time.

And all of it started with a joke that I heard on TV, and then kept hearing from all the voices from the ether, over and over and over, worming an idea into my mind before I was old enough to realize I was absorbing it, the idea that a man in a dress is funny, and that changing your body parts makes you a freak, and that women who have penises instead of vaginas are liars and hurt men. And they’re still making these jokes. And somewhere out there right now, just like all those years ago, there is a little girl in a t-shirt and cargo shorts with buzzed off hair watching the TV, hearing that joke and absorbing it without knowing it, who will someday have to pry herself apart to tear it out of her head, just like I did.

That is, if she doesn’t kill herself first.

I know this is a really heavy post but if you read it and you appreciated it, I’d appreciate it in return if you reblogged it. This is really important to me and I want people to read it and understand it. Thank you.

Such a poignant and well written statement

entryn17:

this is eroticism of the machine. to me.

lwyzlwyz:

vague-humanoid:


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vague-humanoid:


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mosslingg:

the leaderrrrrrrrrr

808-bantar:

marco3173-deactivated20240805:

fucken dumb, i love them

bamsara:

do you think the crown has to wear noise canceling earmuffs

3000s:

3000s:

3000s:

last night i dreamt i was driving to norfolk but they replaced it with a completely different city like the entire landscape was different everything was made of wood and there was a frankenstein themed go-kart place

it was called like charlesland or something stupid like that

and if you drove further there was another city called flobert and i dont remember what was in it but in the dream i was like “i need to take a trip back over here”