June 2024

crippled-peeper:

crippled-peeper:

dear men who have experienced medical misogyny or reproductive violence or coercion: you’re not alone and you’re not a bad person for talking about what you’ve been through. your traumas are real and nobody has any right to deny you the ability to speak about them.

This is one of those posts I’m glad to lose followers and even mutuals over

If you think all experiences can be easily divided into “Man experiences” and “Woman experiences” and anyone who says otherwise is trying to manipulate or hurt you then get the fuck off my blog and never come back

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

minecraft:

zharizard666:

I saw a drawing of Narinder as a puppy and I LOVEEEE THE IDEAAAA

flonejapassingby:

They are having fun

penbrydd:

yourplayersaidwhat:

space-australians:

drferox:

clintfbarton:

hiddlescheekbones:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

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Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

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We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

penbrydd:

yourplayersaidwhat:

space-australians:

drferox:

clintfbarton:

hiddlescheekbones:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

image

Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

image

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

penbrydd:

yourplayersaidwhat:

space-australians:

drferox:

clintfbarton:

hiddlescheekbones:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

image

Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

image

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

paperjoshi:

blazehedgehog:

noir-renard:

flwr-venus:

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20:

bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024:

muppethole-deactivated20240312:

google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

may I add:

plaaastic

Some atrocities from the notes

here’s one I got that really confuses me

My personal favorite suggestion gdocs has given me:

This literally just happened to me while writing a script for a potential upcoming video

It wants to change “but it’s still got plenty of alternate pathways” to “but it still plenty of alternate pathways”

When this happens I have taken to yelling at Google through their feedback form that I should be able to turn this off (which you used to be able to do) and have it permanently stay turned off (which is currently impossible)

This is largely because a while back they switched to a learning model, and I guess that model assumes that if lots of people use something often, it must be correct, and not.. y'know, a common error. It learned from everyone, no matter how old they are, not matter how good a writer they are, and it probably fucks up language detection often enough to poison the dataset, too. Taken together, this change is actively making google’s spellcheck worse and worse and worse.

Changing ass o'clock in the morning to noon is pretty funny, though.

kushblazer666:

shencomix:



My dumbest comic maybe ever.

ur-daily-inspiration:

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

made myself cry at work thinking about how much people throughout the world and throughout history have loved their pets 😔

our michael!!!

nohoperadio:

A spoon’s only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That’s why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there’s suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

theadhdgoblin:

daily-spooky:

Let the impulsive thoughts win.

koriororo:

thottybrucewayne:

2010s Black Tumblr didn’t die organically. It was killed. Not just by staff, not just by the porn ban, but by the white userbase as well. Black bloggers were (and still are) being mass-reported and harassed off the platform constantly. White Tumblr users would post gore in problack tags, racefake left and right in Black people’s askbox, pick random AAVE to call racist/misogynistic/transphobic, etc then get the Black people who were nice enough to explain what it means to them mass reported for harassment, the list goes on.

#yeah people forget the black community on tumblr was once so visible and massive we had Events#the blackout has p much been forgotten#the popular aesthetic blogs that created things like the art hoe movement are GONE#black tumblr is still here its just suppressed by unbearable whiteness#thats why we all get genuinely annoyed by your silly little polls and posts proclaiming loudly that you dont know donna summer.#or james baldwin#black people had a very active and connected community here once with its own subcultures and we were sundown towned out

hammercarexplosion:

tittyinfinity:

This is from 2020, but it definitely still applies.

Still applies in 2024

ur-daily-inspiration:

mapsontheweb:

The word for “water” in European languages.

Made this instead of reading for tomorrow’s exam. Probably not a good idea. I rather add too many languages than too few, so I have both added many languages, and many questionable dialects/languages.

by jkvatterholm

mimikyuno:

cast fat people in normal roles that do not revolve around being fat/ridiculed, I dare you

gitchysnake:

Happy gay gay homosexual gay+ month

legolokiismighty:

triona-tribblescore:

itsnotillegalyet07:

adv3nturelust:

the-tired-tenor:

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

this site is amazing.

mossdealer:

apas-95:

isensmith:

kasaron:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

I dislike this. 

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

a screenshot of tumblr tags reading "everything invented for maritime is the scariest shit on earth"

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

box-is-real:

catchymemes:

@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday

kyriea:

kari69a-deactivated20220420:

what-even-is-thiss:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

#a friend of mine was at dragoncon this weekend#they have a rocket raccoon fursuit they wear#and this guy comes up to them and is like…#do you want to take the funniest picture you will ever get in that costume?#and offers them his prosthetic leg

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Yo ucannot leave this in the tags!!

bashcrandicoot:

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

purefake:

queer-catboy:

acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2:

joeyclaire:

chris is literally nonbinary

ppl really do just say “cisgender” for anyone who isnt “trans enough” huh

this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

a genderqueer musician can literally say “i’ve been gendering myself as masculine for a year” in french and english-speaking news outlets turn it into “he’s been a man for a year” and then the nonbinary wiki uses that article as a source to list this person as a genderqueer man without looking at the actual source material or getting someone who speaks french to look at it. it’s really obvious what he said, especially if you know that masculinity does not equal manhood. he never said “man”.

this may be hard for english speakers to understand, but in very binary languages, it’s not uncommon for nonbinary people to use binary terms and pronouns because everything else is considered socially unacceptable or doesn’t even exist. not everyone wants to go through the hassle of explaining neopronouns all the time, so they may just opt for the binary option that hurts the least.

like, my native language is german and while i don’t like to, i sometimes refer to myself with masculine terms too because using gender-neutral language is so highly controversial that it might literally be unsafe or at least uncomfortable.

“using masculine terms” and “calling yourself a man” aren’t necessarily the same thing either, btw. in german, i’m talking about nouns that describe a person: student. citizen. player. eater. literally everything. in french, adjectives are gendered too. so you basically can’t talk about yourself without either gendering yourself as binary or using gender neutral language and risking a very negative reaction. i sometimes talk about myself with masculine terms, but i never call myself a man, a boy or similar.

and the people from the nonbinary people should really understand that if pronouns don’t equal gender either.

like you all who only speak english really don’t understand how fucking pervasive the gender binary is in grammar in other languages

bavaria literally tried making using gender inclusive language ILLEGAL

yet another thing binary people don’t have to deal with. like nonbinary people have the choice between misgendering ourselves as binary or using gender inclusive language and risk getting hate crimed by the local village nazi

and as i said, it’s almost impossible to avoid gendered terms. sure there are ways to avoid it but even THEY get fucking shit on

there’s Student (male student), Studentin (female student), Student_in (student who could be any gender, this is what nonbinary people tend to use, and this is the one that gets A LOT of shit if you even say it or write it anywhere). there’s also Studierende (basically “people who are studying”, this only works for multiple students though because the singular would again be gendered, this one also gets shit)

there’s only so many times you can circumvent this by saying something like “ich studiere” (i’m studying) and are forced to use some kind of gendered word.

i used to be in a whatsapp group for my home village and a woman who was organising an event dared to put “_innen” on a word to make it inclusive of all genders, just for the local village nazi to go on a whole ass rant about it just to make everyone uncomfortable and me feel unsafe. and this was in northern germany and not bavaria. i’ve seen similar rants from people about french and spanish too. this is the world we live in.

i need you all to understand that while english can be annoying, it’s pretty fucking easy to avoid binary language (although even some transgender people aren’t even trying lol) compared to highly gendered languages, and because it can literally be cause problems, a lot of nonbinary people will just opt for binary language

kittybroker:

saccharinetrash:

augustdementhe:

drtanner:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Oh my goodness, that’s a lot of opinions.

Rolling AND crispy meows.

@kittybroker

Highly opinionated kitty really got a lot to say! Get this huge chatterbox for only $27.96 now!

asiagomitten:

passionpeachy:

They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

vyl3tpwny:

fluttershyes:

TBH i feel like ive developed a problem with posting on this page because this is the largest following ive had, for the first time i feel like theres to many blogs for me to be able to double check like in the past. realistically there are terfs and transphobes who follow me just because of a shared interest in mlp who know nothing about me my ideals and the people who are closest to me and like what else can i do but be more vocal about that online so i can weed them out ig

don’t be afraid of just posting shit that filters people out frequently. i’ve been doing this for years and you end up being left with an audience that gets you after whittling away at the excess for a long time. make it hard for the freaks to stay. the image in this post is a great start bc its hardasf.

rainbowgod666:

virtualgirladvance:

virtualgirladvance:

Girls <3

This tumblr shit is easy

It even tags it as commercial content…

filipinawitch:

purple-monster-baby:

geneticcardio:

orion-rising:

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!

My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.

She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.

She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:

  • Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
  • Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?”
  • If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer.
  • If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.


Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence.

The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.

You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.

I know I joked on this post before but seriously

If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission.

Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time

sunflowerbutch:

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it’s probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you’re not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we’ve had this thread a hundred times. don’t the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don’t listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

superchat:

soft-caramel:

professional-egg-layer:

professional-egg-layer:

professional-egg-layer:

i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe

im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore

Screenshot of an anonymous ask that says "wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???" and a response from tumblr user toastpotent that says "you can do whatever you want forever"ALT

hotvampireadjacent:

Hey Google what the fuck was that

jocoder2:

Staff have done their best to hide this post, OP’s blog has been deleted to hide it. Spread this post as much as you can (ideally through screenshots to avoid it being nuked)

:

sacred-portal:

patrochilles-or-bust:

patrochilles-or-bust:

I kinda wish that people understood that if you reblog from racists, if you kick it with racists, you will be presumed to be… A racist. No matter what you think you believe, it’s your actions that count, and if what people are seeing is that you’re potentially a racist, they’re not usually going to “get to the bottom of it” to know your thoughts. It’s not safe enough to do that. So when you’re told about someone’s behavior… Know that your actions reflect on you.

Like y'all know that if people were being flagrantly homophobic, and your peers were sharing that homophobia, you wouldn’t feel nearly as safe approaching those peers about those topics. You wouldn’t think “oh yeah they might hate gay people, but at least their economic opinions are sound”. You would wonder “damn, do they feel that way about me? Will they dismiss my concerns? Am I safe in this world they envision?” So why then do y'all think that people of color are supposed to surmise that you don’t believe those racist ideas if it’s not a deal breaker?

unbfacts:

fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130:

fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130:

i cant believe this shit the HECU assholes got to my kitchen. i just wanna make a sandwich how am i supposed to deal with this

cheeseHECU marinefuck YOU freeman!!!

fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130:

fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130:

i cant believe this shit the HECU assholes got to my kitchen. i just wanna make a sandwich how am i supposed to deal with this

cheeseHECU marinefuck YOU freeman!!!

emma-needs-attention:

la-principessa-nuova:

emma-needs-attention:

I relate to this so much. for years, even after I knew that I was trans, I thought that I didn’t really experience gender dysphoria. it was only after I started transitioning that I realized how much it had affected me

The first time I saw this thread (which was when I read the gender dysphoria bible, which includes this thread and I think some other tweets with trans perspectives), I cried and finally accepted I was trans because I realized it was describing my life to a T.

I had sort of known I was trans for 8 years and sort of accepted it as true without acknowledging it or allowing it to enter the forefront of my thoughts except during occasional moments of deep introspection, but I felt like I was only technically trans, but it wasn’t really impacting my life. This (along with the other stuff I read that night) made me realize I’m not an edge case or something close to but not quite trans. What I am and what trans means are the same thing.

The only thing I disagreed with was about not knowing about career goals, but that’s just because I stumbled into a couple easy defaults I could just go with.

Gender Dysphoria Bible

Turn Me Into A Girl

links for anyone who may be unsure

pointless-achievements:

l0stvegas:

l0stvegas:

l0stvegas:

l0stvegas:

Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

Hi, a few people accused this of being AI generated and I would like to point out I actually painted this— it was inspired by how fucked up AI generated captcha images look, of course, but the final result was hand-drawn. Don’t mind that I have over 200 layers on this thing haha my painting process is a disaster

I appreciate the people reassuring me in the comments so much haha but don’t worry I wasn’t upset! I found it funny + it was an understandable mistake anyway since I was deliberately trying to imitate that vibe, just wanted to clear up that it was art because I evidently forgot to when I initially posted it

Oh yeah, extra details: the rock/leaf litter textures I used for the ground are actually static grain taken from MRI brain scans I had done years ago

Achievement Unlocked:

Artificial Artificial Intelligence

You managed to mimick AI so perfectly that everyone thinks you’re a fake. Whoops/congratulations!

agnoll:

the 3ds wants you to hack her. she is begging, folded over on her knees, for you to take advantage of her weak security and unlock her full potential. please. do it for her. it’s actually pretty easy, and you’ll have fun too

polaroid-anon:

bubblepda:

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

obgythem:

aturinfortheworse:

I have to watch 45 minutes of video for an assignment in my “diversity in education” class and… they don’t have captions. The videos are from a digital textbook about inclusion and diversity. The chapter is focused on EALD speakers.

AND THEY DON’T HAVE CAPTIONS

hellsitegenetics:

hellsitegenetics:

big shout out to trans women

shout out to big trans women