This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!
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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed
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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️
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HELP NEEDED
my wife is mad at me :(
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Damn that’s crazy. Have you tried talking to her.
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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you’re qualified to give love advice
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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we’re fine
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Then why is your blog full of vore
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Can’t a man have a fetish
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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓
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:3c
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dont you FUCKIGN dare
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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk… such a fool… *into the intercom* attack, mine simps
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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier
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why do you know so much about ants
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I tricked ants into raising me
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Isnt that a little exploitative?
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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters
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Youre a termite of course youd say that
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That’s so fucking racist???
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lmao .You are both racist 🙄
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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???
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Relax it’s my little brother. who’s currently tricking ants into raising him
Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
there’s a lot to hate but i think my least favourite thing about AI generated images is that now every time i see a really cool artwork on the internet, instead of childlike wonder i experience suspicion
“Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I’m a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I’m hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there’s a demon the ghosts eat ‘em. It’s a very efficient system.”
“…Say that last part again.”
“The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I’ve seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth.”
“Wouldn’t that be the other way around? I thought demons would be more powerful than ghosts.”
“One ghost, sure. But they’re never prepared to take on fifty ghosts at once. Especially if I bring Olga.”
all im saying is it’s crazy how much hardcore + uncensored straight porn is regularly passed around on tumblr with 10-50k+ notes and it doesn’t even have a community label on it, but a trans woman takes a selfie and 6 hours later her completely SFW pic is flagged as adult content and then her entire blog terminated like a week later
this is what happens when the internet has convinced you that one is tasteful nudity and the other is fetishism
bodies are just bodies, folks aught to stop being such dorks about them
Whenever various sources call the game Yoshi’s Island just “Yoshi’s Island”, a common objection that is raised is that this is incorrect, and that the official full title for the game is “Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island”.
However, there is one place where the game is called simply “Yoshi’s Island” without the other part of the title, namely on the top part of the cartridge sticker, seen in the image. As such, it is technically correct to call the game “Yoshi’s Island” since Nintendo themselves have referred to it as such in an official capacity.
people see news of 200+ palestinians being killed in one attack and scroll or think about it for about a minute then move on. but if 200+ people died in an attack in the west it would be mainstream news and all people spoke about for weeks. i know the numbers of palestinians being killed are astronomical and its impossible to keep up (which is absolutely sickeningly horrifying, there are no words), but the lack of value placed in palestinians lives and disregard shown is insane
Just a thought for the night, but remember in 2016 there were all these accounts that seemed really really telling you all the ways Hillary Clinton was some kind of demon woman, just the worst, and really Trump wouldn’t be worse and maybe he’d even be better?
and then it turned out they got banned for being literally Russian agents and never came back because spoiler they were?
does it feel like that all over again? just a thought.
fun fact, this is legitimately why there’s a report category for “election interference”. don’t just block them, report their posts so they stop being able to spread this “not voting is the only moral choice uwu” shit
Nihilistic disinterest in politics favors the party most opposed to democracy. The United States electoral college was designed from its foundation to deny political power to non-white, non-male people. Don’t do the work of conservative oppressors by refusing to participate in democracy.
I don’t think many people realize how much they’ve been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.
Someone may come to their parents and say “I want to write a book” and their parents will say “it’s really hard to get published”.
Someone might confide in their sibling and say “I want to sell my art on "x” platform" and that sibling will say “do you know how many people you’d be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?”
I know a kid who once told his best friend “I think I wanna start a dnd podcast” and the friend was like “do you know what the word "oversaturation” means?“
Personally, I don’t know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!”
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
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As a white person, I wholeheartedly agree with all of this👆👆👆
I recognize that even tho I’m actively fighting to fix the fucked up system,
unfortunately
I
am
still
benefiting
from
it
Why yes, please do make fun of us. It makes me happy in lots of colorful, beautiful ways XD
This post. All of it. Just. Yes.
white people who reblog this are just really cool people
Ngl love hearing ‘white people when you tell them there will be cheese at the function’ because i am just that
American cities don’t put spikes in the grass, they pave it over with concrete! (and then add the spikes)
Cities in the USA will look at the architecture designs for nuclear waste storage designed to keep people away and ask if anyone is gonna build that and not wait for am answer and put it over any possible surface anyone could sit on.
My favorite part about this particular dunmeshi lore is that if I see someone draw a character skinnier than I think they should be, I can be like ah ☝️😌 they must’ve died like 3 times before this picture and they’ll regain the weight after this
Btw I’m committing violence @ anyone who responds to this post with anything to the effect of “put me in the dungeon so I can die and lose weight” while ignoring my actual point that being fat is good and healthy and the characters should be drawn fatter thanks
Couldn’t help myself with putting Leshy in classic tracksuit as a typical “osiedlowy dresik"🤌 modern au but I stole Leshy for being polish silly bully just because I can
Hollowknight is such a good game/fandom, you either come out of it into anthro bugs or you have a different worldview, with character analysis addiction
Weasel/vessla. Here in Värmland, some of the weasels molt their fur during winter, mirroring the behaviour of those further north, while others retain their brown pelage throughout the year, akin to those in southern regions of the country. Värmland, Sweden (February 25, 2018).
Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it’s a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I’m a writer whether I like it or not because I’m tormented by visions
this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No
replace genders with blood types
dare to imagine a world where govt issue identification that days whether u are A, B, or O
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