I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.
Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.
It is.
There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don’t look like it
The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home
Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image:
I made a huge batch of roast potatoes with the intent of freezing some to have later on low-energy days, and you should hear the pitiful noises Holly Mop is making.
I already gave her a tiny piece. But she knows there are delicious, delicious, crispy golden potatoes currently cooling in the pan and for some reason, Mama is not sharing them.
Mother is cruel. Cruelty to the Mop. Father will be hearing about this when he returns from the Dreaded Outside.
TIL anyone who’s going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that’s not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that’s about to burst when you’re on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition’s doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition’s doctor.
What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, “hold my vodka,” and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.
So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?
Watermelon
Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking
I’m sorry what
i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control
hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?
I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST
THE HORNY WHAT?????
Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one
THE WHAT?!
THIS ONE
I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite
personally i’m at 96%
This post keeps getting worse
I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.
For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!
GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.
You sure that’s me?
Like are you sure that’s me??
I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER
Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.
its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation
Me every time wereralph posts
People paid Actual Money for this website
The Wolf Master (nsfw)
The end of an era
i miss wereralph :(
pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice
THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY
i think i said this one before but i remember we used to go to church and one day on the way i just out of the blue asked the car “how do we know god is real? what if people just made him up” and the adults all got super mad at me and gave me generic answers like “we just know” and stuff and my ass was fucking CURIOUS so when church started i asked the Sunday School teacher and she was like “well the bible was written about him” or something like that and i was like “but someone wrote Curious George and hes not real, what if someone made him up too” and she was like irritated but was like “he’s a talking monkey of course hes not real, children just like fun stories” or something like that and i don’t remember exactly what i said but it was something very close to “but adults like stories too! how do you know he’s not made up so because adults want to believe in something too?” and she got SUPER mad and i had to apologize in front of the church but i saw an opportunity so i was like “but no one answered me so i still dont know and i guess you guys don’t either” and [everyone] got super mad and none of us could go to that church anymore
the adults were okay to go to church again but me and my siblings had sundays off from that point on and that was kind of a catalyst for the way my brother and sister perceived religion
Thinking about when I worked for honey baked ham and whenever we got busy our store manager would recalibrate the pricing scales to make hams more expensive per pound and most hams landed around $80 naturally so sometimes you’d get an 8lb ham for like $110
I’m so happy to see Black people parenting differently from their own upbringing. Why subject your child(ren) to the trauma you endured and hated from your parents? I’m especially happy where little Black girls are concerned. When young, we were labeled “sassy”, we needed an “attitude” adjustment, ‘we thought we were grown’ and blah blah all because no one told us how to express ourselves. And even if we did know how, we were told to hold our tongues out of respect. And if we were allowed to speak, our feelings were immediately invalidated because the adults taking care of us had problems worse than ours and we didn’t pay bills.
Some of the kids are alright.
My little cousin was just diagnosed with ADHD and the doctor said in girls, anger is a symptom. Made me wonder how many Black girls were labeled with “bad attitude” when in reality they couldn’t focus on the task and just pissed at the adult in their face demanding and threatening them over something outside of their control
As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I’m reblogging it both because it’s funny and because I consider us friends
Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that’s why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).
But also, you and I are not “internet friends,” but I’m sharing your post by reblogging it just because I saw it and liked it! A lot of the userbase thinks that this is what keeps the website interesting, and contributes to the unique culture it has.
For example, most people on this site know about the video of a crushed pineapple squirting juice labeled “me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out,” meant to conjure the thought of a werewolf having sex, ejaculating in his lover (pussy or ass is not specified), and copious amounts of semen leaking out from his lover afterwards.
It’s so well-known that people will joke about it on unrelated posts about pineapples, and that couldn’t have happened if strangers hadn’t shared it each other!
Hello Aquarium family. It’s with great sadness that we share that our beloved sea otter Rosa passed away today. At 24 years old, Rosa was the oldest resident otter at the Aquarium and one of our most experienced surrogate moms, having raised 15 stranded sea otter pups in her time with us.
While Rosa spent the last few months behind the scenes getting extra special care from our staff, she was the matriarch of the Sea Otters exhibit. Beloved and cherished by millions of visitors and fans of the live Sea Otter Cam, she was instantly recognizable thanks to her blonde head (eclipsed only by Ivy as our most grizzled of kelp grizzlies) and her signature head-all-the-way-back swimming style.
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“Rosa was one of our most playful sea otters, and even at 24 years old, she would still be seen frolicking and wrestling with the younger otters when she instigated it,” said Melanie Oerter, curator of mammals. “Rosa was usually found sleeping against the window while on exhibit with her chin tucked tight into her chest and her tail swishing back and forth.”
After being found stranded as a four-week-old pup in September 1999, Rosa became part of the Aquarium family before our sea otter surrogacy program even took shape. Our Sea Otter Program staff raised her by hand for nearly seven months before releasing her to the wild.
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Rosa eventually returned to the Aquarium once again in March 2002 when she didn’t take to life outside of human care, and she immediately became a fixture in the formative years of our sea otter surrogacy program as a caring adoptive mother for rescued pups destined for wild release.
She was a delight to work with, though she certainly had her expectations of our staff according to the many Sea Otter Mammalogists who trained (were trained by?) Rosa over the years.
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“Rosa was an incredibly smart otter! Generally calm and patient with the staff. However, she could be defiant at times and there would be no convincing her to do something she did not want to do,” said Oerter. “She would often just look at us or swim away. I believe she was the one who was really training us all of these years. I certainly learned a lot from working with such an incredible otter. It has been a privilege and to say we will miss her is understated.”
Rosa relaxed into retirement from surrogacy in 2019, acting as a companion and cornerstone in the ever-changing raft of otters in our care.
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Wild female sea otters live between 15 and 20 years, and reaching the age of 24 is a testament to the exceptional care Rosa received throughout her life from our Veterinary and Animal Care teams. In recent years, she began showing signs of age-related health concerns. In the last few weeks, her health had been deteriorating. After an exam, the veterinary and animal care teams made the difficult choice to humanely euthanize Rosa because those health conditions were compromising her quality of life. She passed away peacefully, surrounded by her caretakers.
Rosa’s legacy lives on both at the Aquarium with our other resident sea otters Kit, Selka, Ivy, and Ruby, and in the wild, where sea otter pups she raised continue to raise pups of their own, contributing to the recovery of their species and their ecosystems along the California coast.
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Rosa was an inspiration to millions as a charismatic ambassador for her threatened species while playing a leading role in the story of sea otter recovery from near-extinction during the fur trade. Rosa will be greatly missed by all of us who got to know her over the years.
To celebrate Rosa’s long life, please feel free to share photos and stories of your encounters with Rosa at the Aquarium in the comment section on this post, in her memory and for the staff and volunteers grieving her loss. Thank you all for being such a big part of Rosa’s life. 🦦♥️
The thing about ADHD is that the “lack of reward chemicals in your brain” doesn’t just mean that you don’t want to do any tasks that don’t feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like “doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That.” The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you’re dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, “I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die” feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.
Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you
Some people are taking “Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose” as a challenge.
Love the people in the notes like “this would fix me” bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.
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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot because our economic system incentives people to leave land vacant and let it accumulate value without out giving anything back
People can and will hold onto vast amounts of land and refuse to sell till the price gets high enough, this hoarding of land leads to a worsening of developer capitalism as only the most wealthy can afford to buy land off these hoarders and our cities suffer for it because they are either left hollow and empty or are under the control of an incredibly small powerful minority with the funds to shape the form of our cities
Couldn’t this be accomplished by ordinances as well? Like if you’re land is valued above a certain fraction of the structures and business that it holds (with exceptions for existing inhabited residences), you are required to start building/improving something that meets those requirements or put it up for sale? I’m just concerned that taxing the value of the land itself might downside poor people whose neighborhoods are already being gentrified.
Poor people don’t tend to own empty lots, the policy is often accompanied by a reduction on taxes on buildings to incentivise people to build on the land. We can’t force people to build, we just have to heavily encourage it through things like changes to tax structure.
People: Yeah being outed can be really dangerous and no one should ever be outed against their will
Also people: If youre a trans dude who passes you should always out yourself so that other people know you arent a big scary man but also out yourself so if you dont pass we know you are a scary man
people who are afraid of poison swamps in souls games have never had a strong pollen allergy, “OH NO the toxic air is making my hp drop continuously, leaving me badly prepared for enemy encounters unless I continuously use medicines” you are describing a trip to the grocery store in June
was really mad that the couches in the lobby at my work got removed :( then I remembered that most days I open there’s someone sleeping on them, meaning someone reported that to housekeeping and their “solution” was to remove the couches entirely?? I was pissed about it, then noticed this sign today
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the removal of comfort in public spaces to ‘deter’ homeless people impacts everyone
edit: just to be clear, housekeeping didn’t put up the sign, no one knows who did. it’s since been removed
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don’t like lactose here, ya know? You’re gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there’s two ways you can leave here… The easy way, or the hard way. What’s it gonna be?
Lactose: but I…
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose’s shoulders) he’s with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you’re both…
Lactase: I *said* he’s with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It’s cool, lactose. Just don’t cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don’t have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
nobody fucking appreciates me
I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.
