June 2024

ginnsbaker:

tattooedzombigirl:

mother-entropy:

orchidvioletindigo:

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

Microsoft azure charged me $250 once because the free trial for Kubernetes expired and i wasn’t aware it was still running. mind you, i only deployed an app with “hello world” being printed.

smallerfish:

kachowkachowhowyoulikemenow:

Part one Part two

Kabru’s crazy eyes and his TPKs are quickly becoming my favourite thing to post about

thefakehedgehogaroundhere:

ultra-trailer:

she is so talented..

OHHHH that makes sense

hawkeyedflame:

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

modernvintage:

sepdet:

ignescent:

spacedandelions:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

scienceoftheidiot:

hjarta:

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/


This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees’ range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would’ve penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you’ve observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

evil-vampire-official:

viralfrog:

Who’s the better mom? I think we all know.

theladyregret:

I can’t get over the fact you can play a Dragonborn that’s also a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer of a completely different color lol

I can’t take it seriously because all I can think of when I try is this post

hyperoperationfractallisation:

yupiri:

reblog if u a communist

Communism ftw

hyperoperationfractallisation:

ghostofcinders:

mygogglesdosomething:

Tell them, Hank.

Sadly my desktop folder is the OneDrive one

hyperoperationfractallisation:

nando161mando:

Wtf

hyperoperationfractallisation:

nando161mando:

Living Paycheck to Paycheck

The entire concept of work itself has become more immoral the more technology has evolved. I think we have already mostly crossed the boundary.

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

hyperoperationfractallisation:

chongoblog:

lmaonade:

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

Do The Beatles contradict this or support it?

Queen definitely contradicts it

hyperoperationfractallisation:

jame7t:

❗️people who turn off reblogs on popular posts are engaging in market manipulation

Just mute it.

azspot:

“I wonder if the denizens of Trump’s online fandom realize how explosive this idea really is. If Christ is present even in those who’ve done the greatest evil and made the worst mistakes, that means there’s an indelible value inside of people that can’t be abraded by wrongdoing. It means people who’ve committed even the most egregious of crimes are worth the same as anyone else, and deserve the same dignity and human decency that we all do.”

If Only People Actually Believed These Trump-as-Jesus Memes

the-red-planet-mars:

the-real-illinois:

the-official-goose-god:

spaghetti-o-fficial:

walmart-the-official:

kroger-fr:

yahooo-official:

isthattetofrommesmerizer:

duohasmehostage:

flyingman0211:

yetanotherkris:

lord-hunkyhair:

ultimatedreamer104:

thesummerrtriangle:

the-turtle-fan:

tommy2020:

scribbles504:

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prettyboywynn:

panpotterhead3000:

headpatskeleboi:

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the-duke-of-deodorant:

dragonindigo245:

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anon-anti:

pheonixanxiety:

pheonixanxiety:

mrstitanic:

ninjagirl0805:

ninjagirl0805:

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biaphmaucult1220:

delightfullyshamelessdinosar:

strixton:

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im-so-fansie:

dark-eyed-harmothoe:

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coolkideyeball:

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official-doryu:

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basicwheeler:

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korbles:

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katuki-yuri:

angrybeardedbastard:

are-you-triggered-yet:

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are-you-triggered-yet:

thathighclassbitch:

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nertleturtle:

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kawaiikingdomeagle:

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kenny-bender:

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blustrology:

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goopy-amethyst:

pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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WHAT
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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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oh?

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OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

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nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

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THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

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you’re shitting me

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HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I
D I D
T H I S
A N D
I
G O T
A N
A S K
T H A T
J U S T
“ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND
DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

ok i believe

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER


NOPE IM OUT

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

Q?

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Holy shit it works!

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

I’m willing to try it.

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

… does it work

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

Bet

Will this work??? Let’s wait and see

please

Why is everybody deleted in this thread does this come with a curse of instant death as well?

No way this works, right?

I wanna see if it works

Let’s see if this works

..

this is soooo long, but I wanna see if it works-

i need to know if this works

mostly just reblogging because i want to make it longer for future rebloggers

wait how does this work? i just reblog it????

Kinda

bet

ain’t no way

doubtful

I highly doubt this will work but why not

I’ve never gotten non-spam asks so if this works I will eat a block of cheese

idk if this’ll work, I’m to tired to care so have fun with my asks ig

This is such a long post but I must know

hmph

zeldasavefile:

Jim Everett-puralia Meenamatta refusing to show in court stating he doesn’t recognise any Australian court…..iconic

edsheerankinnie:

punkitt-is-here:

timsplosion:

punkitt-is-here:

newtid:

saw this post and could not stop thinking about @punkitt-is-here as elmo’s aunt i NEEDED to draw her

also also while i was drawing i thought up a sesame street episode plot that i think is cute

Keep reading

I WOULD CRY IF I WAS ELMOS TRANSGENDER AUNT ABWUWHGHHGFUFHGFUHFUGUIFHGIUFH THANK YOU FOR THISSS AAAAAAAAAAAA

rough doodle cos i should be working, but enjoy!

HEY? IM GONNA FUCKING CRY? IM GONNA FUCKING CRY AND WEEP ON THE FLOOR?? IM ELMOS TRANSGENDER AUNT?

pony community has acquired transgender Elmo’s Aunt👍

theshampyon:

thoughtportal:

There are two configurations available: one with 6GB of RAM and 128GB of storage for $599 and another with 8GB of RAM and 256GB of storage for $679. The storage of both models can be expanded via microSD, and the phone features a modular design that can be easily disassembled using a standard Phillips #00 screwdriver to replace broken components. It also has an IP54 rating, meaning the device is protected against dust and water sprays.

The Murena Fairphone 4 will ship to US customers with 5G and dual SIM support, a removable 3905mAh battery, a 48-megapixel main camera, a 48-megapixel ultrawide, and a 25-megapixel selfie camera. The phones will be available to order exclusively from Murena’s webstore starting today. 

I’ve been looking at getting one of these to replace my current phone. It’ll break my habit of always passing my old phone to a relative, but I can live with that if it means I can fix the damned thing myself. Comparable price to a mid-range/lower high-end phone. It is, as far as I can see, the only smartphone that has ever achieved a 10/10 score for repairability in iFixit. Most don’t get more than a 4 or 5, and only Nokias consistently get more than a 7. You can replace the cameras, the screen, the battery, the motherboard, the USB port, the speakers, the microphone, the case. All of it. If you want to upgrade, or if any one of those parts breaks? You don’t have to buy a whole new phone. You just buy a replacement part, grab your little screwdriver, and swap the bits out. All without soldering skills, all without specialist technical knowledge.

They also make over-ear headphones that are similarly modular. Any one piece in it breaks, you can just fix it yourself. They used to do earbuds, but due to the size they’re not self-repairable. But they still sell single earbuds for the folks who bought them, so they don’t have to buy a whole new set to replace one lost or broken bud. They support the outdated hardware for quite a while. They’re still selling replacement cables for the wired earbuds they stopped making years ago.

The operating system it uses for the US is /e/OS - it’s a fork of Android, it just has all the Google stuff removed by default. Meaning you can download those apps if you want, or stay out of the Google ecosystem. (If you want a totally open-source free app library, look into F-Droid).

And if you need a laptop, there’s the Framework. Same philosophy as the Fairphone. 10/10 repairability score on iFixit. You want to upgrade the CPU? Just replace one part of the modular mainboard unit. WiFi busted? Replace the card. RAM too low? Buy a new stick. Hinge busted? Grab a new one. Just about every individual component you might want to replace, whether for repair or upgrade, is replaceable using standard, easily available T5 and PH0 screwdrivers.

mesetacadre:

mesetacadre:

nobody even remembers the metaverse

facebook was trying so hard to convince investors that this was going to be the future

stimulated-radiation-emission:

agender-witchery:

rawro:

rawro:

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

for the people saying this might be too difficult: idk about chrome but in firefox it just goes

> open settings

> search “hardware acceleration” and there should only be one result

> uncheck use recommended performance settings

> uncheck use hardware acceleration

done!

Since I’m looking at the comments and seeing a lot of people asking what hardware acceleration is and getting wildly incorrect answers, here you go. This is what hardware acceleration is. It’s not DRM, and it’s not placing a limit on memory usage (unless you have weird definitions for both “memory” and “placing a limit”).

This is what hardware acceleration is:

“Do you just have a graphic for this on hand at all times?”

Yes. For this precise reason.

hey just to let anyone using firefox know! searching “hardware acceleration” in firefox settings doesnt do anything! you wont get anything whatsoever! you have to scroll down on the main general settings page to “Performance” and uncheck “Use recommended performance settings” to be able to uncheck “Use hardware acceleration when available”! signed someone who was extremely confused when trying to follow OP’s instructions only for there to be no results

hyped-up-on-girl-pills:

depsidase:

catchymemes:

anna-neko:

shu-of-the-wind:

aqueerkettleofish:

artistefish:

chimthecappy:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

context (via @mellorocket)

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.

“So, boss… I may have messed up.”

“What did you do, Ray?”

“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”

“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”

“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”

Oh.

“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”

“Get the others.”

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

Source: instagram

vyl3tpwny:

fluttershyes:

TBH i feel like ive developed a problem with posting on this page because this is the largest following ive had, for the first time i feel like theres to many blogs for me to be able to double check like in the past. realistically there are terfs and transphobes who follow me just because of a shared interest in mlp who know nothing about me my ideals and the people who are closest to me and like what else can i do but be more vocal about that online so i can weed them out ig

don’t be afraid of just posting shit that filters people out frequently. i’ve been doing this for years and you end up being left with an audience that gets you after whittling away at the excess for a long time. make it hard for the freaks to stay. the image in this post is a great start bc its hardasf.

teaboot:

sinnerenjoyer:

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras… you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

rottingelysium-deactivated20240:

sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.

thisdastampdoesnotexist:

ollie-says-shit:

ollie-says-shit:

Felt cute, might delete later

Bonus eyebrow version I forgot to add

icehaus:

how to grow the fuck up

zeia-reblog-blog:

helloijustreadyourpost:

chaoticmooncollective:

oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall:

ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space:

msdragonnova:

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes:

eatingdisorderssuck01:

friendliness:

Home

Money

Health

Emergency

Job

Travel

Better You

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

Ima need this eventually

same fam.

Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice

Reblogging now for future me

I’m sure future me will need at least one of these links.

@skeletoninthemelonland

There’s this one also, but idk if it applies to everything

ntrider:

who would even miss me [thinks about the many people who would] oh come on

tarysande:

dynamicsymmetry:

Good stuff.

Guys, I edit professionally. This list is legit. Incorporating these suggestions before you hire an editor will save you A LOT of money. Even if you did these and nothing else, you’d see significant overall improvement in your work.

That said, you don’t have to overthink these things when you’re writing a first draft. If you write, “she said angrily” in a first draft, you can always revisit the phrasing in a second draft. I mention this because overthinking style can lead to a loss of momentum, and losing momentum is why so many people never finish a draft. Give yourself permission to write fast, write messy or ugly, and edit your draft into beauty later.

turing-tested:

introduced one of the women I work with to the idea/role/job description I’ve coined called “email pet” which is when your job is that people email you and ask you for something and then you email them back going ‘here you go!’ and that’s your job.

she loved the term SO much she was like 'im going to start using this when people ask what I do’ and I’m so glad I’m introducing other people to the concept of 'yeah so I’m an email pet’ as a job description

cheasewedge:

cheasewedge:

Bothersome creature

MY FUCKING SOUP

catchymemes:

cyberbae:

cyberbae:

Be good for daddy or else

Be good for daddy or else

Value this unnamed thang? Very zoomy

kittybroker:

Tiny little nameless thang the fastest kitty around! Get this zoomy little thang for only $13.64 now!

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

bashcrandicoot:

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

knowyournewmeme:

jelloapocalypse:

xeppeli:

Where There’s Tumblr…….

I think the real beauty of this is that someone managed to take my video and chop transform it into modern Tumblr non sequitur nonsense humor, making it MORE relevant.

Nice.

i think the real beauty of this is that just now i clasped my balls together in such a way that made them slip past each other in my scrotum creating a formation that i like to call “the testicular charleston”

randombubblegum:

galaxianbitch:

randombubblegum:

tiktok is a biblical plague btw

everyone on this post saying shit like “uh bluh you can customize your algorithm!!1!!!” is MISSING the point. this person got it tho

conzoop:

theoneofwhomisblue:

He’s possessing them

medievaljournalist:

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about ‘that feel when i dont feed you for a week’ you little asshole

netscapenavigator-official:

Linux apps have some of the strangest names, I swear. Like, you’ll be scrolling your package manager and see an app called “Pussy Torture Chamber” with an icon of a cartoon vagina in chains, and then you find out it’s the most beautiful, open-source, free to use, indie-developed, professional-grade, quality of life word processor that’s ever existed.

cipheramnesia:

erophonemic:

Trans men and trans women are not opposites. Hope this helps!

Also nonbinary is not a third corner of a triangle. Intersex is a unique category in and of itself with many variations and unique experiences all on it’s own, and it might or might not overlap with being trans.

Nothing about gender is a binary system or single straight line. I hope this helps but also makes it confusing, because it’s very complicated. That one got away from me.

appsa:

appsa:

I feel like ive seen quite a few gfms getting passed around and ive observed that a lot of them have stories of such exceptional people who have achieved so much, or were going to before the genocide cut it off. And i really commend them for it, i really do.

But it breaks my heart that palestinians reaching out to us feel the need to have to prove that they are they are good people who are worth the support, like theyre only worth being supported if they had a good gpa or were exceptional in some way.

They shouldnt have to prove that theyre beneficial to the economy somehow to be worth the support. They shouldnt have to be exceptional to deserve help. Our governments are putting them through this, both in the west and around the world too. They shouldnt have to prove anything. We owe them this

Ok this got a lot of notes unexpectedly so gonna link a few fundraisers here of people who reached out to me

(June 11th)

Sujood’s Children @sweatynachocreator - (vetted by @/el-shab-hussein) - $5,860 CAD raised of $45,000

Wafaa Alnhal @hebsnhel - vetted by @/nabulsi - €10,015 raised of €35,000

Yahya Bkheet (his blog got deleted) - vetted by @/nabulsi - €430 raised of €30,000

Amani Hasan @amani93gaza - vetted by @/nabulsi - $4,113 CAD raised of $17,732

Dr. Nasser Mohamed (his blog got deleted) - vetted by @/nabulsi - £2,626 raised of £50,000 goal 

Iyad Sobhe (his blog also got deleted) - vetted by @/nabulsi - £8,220 raised of £60,000

Ruba Shaban @rubashabansblog - vetted by @/nabulsi - €22,381 raised of €60,000

Tawfik Satoom @tawfiksatooom - vetted - $1,324 raised of $20,000 (his campaign ends in 11 days!)

Please read their stories and do not hesitate to donate any amount you can, even its just $5

seymour-butz-stuff:

kaelio:

Saying “voting doesn’t matter” might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn’t reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn’t missed a one.

smalleststories:

deep-state-partisan:

an unfortunate reality