I cant wait to finally have Leshy in my cult,! I accidentally deleted my file just after beating Narinder so now I have to start over, I’m so sad (╥﹏╥)
was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that’s happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that’s over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that’s screaming “YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND” and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
Uh, your honor? I scrumped it
genuine 3/10 bait ask. You should have ended it with “And you are a scrump pervert.” Or something of the like. There’s no punchline.and I didn’t even scrump it your honor
I had a new “oh, my family were the weird ones” moment recently: it seems no one else’s family celebrated Frog Night (the first warm rainy night of spring) by going down to the local vernal pool after dark to help the amphibians safely across the road and listening to the spring peepers. (We’d then go back in daytime later on to observe the egg masses, of course.)
Apparently “Frog Night” as a holiday is a thing my mother invented and not a widely-accepted idea, which is a shame because I’ve been referring to it as if it was for the past 30 years.
I met this old guy named Tim on a greyhound yesterday and he talked about his visit to a friends farm where he learned the best way to know when the last maple syrup boil could happen was to listen for the peepers. Apparently, once they started going it was a sign it wasn’t good for the trees to keep drawing syrup. Anyway so his friend sent him out to peepers check and he was walking through the woods listening for peepers and ran into ANOTHER old dude in the woods who just looked at him knowingly and was like, no peepers yet. There’s no like calendar date, or math equation, or other controlled way to know when to stop drawing maple syrup. just a bunch of guys in the woods listening for frogs.
countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”
‘you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?’ bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga’s greatest hits don’t play with me
They’re going to flip their lid when they find out about classical music
in one way, governments regulating pornography is worse than the drug war because at least in the case of the drug war people can agree on what cocaine even is. There is no consensus on what pornography is. It would be like if the government decided to regulate “junk food” and then defined junk food as “food which appeals to the glutton’s hunger”.
The most famous quote wrt what pornography is centers on the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it”
I'm convinced the mod behind this account is trans
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Stoppa talking fucking crazy. Thissa the official true and-a honest account of Photographia Matteo Mollewaggi! I’mma 100 percenta cis male anda prouda of it! Red-a wine and red-a meat, every-a day, signore!!
so apparently Minecraft did this thing where people submitted their own builds to be made into steel structures that would be used to regrow coral in coral reefs, and one of the ones that got selected is a fishwolf, so now there is an actual physical minecraft wolf mermaid hybrid at the bottom of the ocean saving the coral reefs and i am living
I had to get up and go into the bathroom bc I was hyperventilating trying not to laugh out loud at 4 am with Emet asleep in the room
I… OH MY FUCKING GAWD.
After this bit, someone in the audience let him know that Oklahoma City actually does technically have a monument to cock. Basically, somebody decided to put in an art installation with the letters O K and C (for Oklahoma City) repeated all the way around and uhhh…
i used to work for a nature center and we would constantly have wild owls come and call out to the owls in their cages and try to 1.) get them to follow them or 2.) they were looking for a mate
in the spirit of this post: when you live in areas with wild horses, the number one culprit for horse theft is actually other horses, because the young stallions that get chased out of the herd wanna start their own, and oh, look, look at all those cute mares in just,,,,a fenced off grassy area,,,how easy would it be to lure them over the fence,,,like some four-legged yodeling pied piper,,,
i think about this a lot
So what I’m getting from this is that owls are cats and horses are hoes
So what I’m getting
from this is that owls are cats
and horses are hoes
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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