June 2024

heckyeahponyscans:

I watched the “hyper realistic” version of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in the CGI version this song called “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” does not take place at night.

bolontiku:

attndotcom:

A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it

Never not reblog

tf2heritageposts:

justkleinerthoughts:

disneys first openly gay character















tf2 heritage post

frottinq:

hellsite-yano:

dynalope:

aprilcodescrap:

Remember that the entire reason the internet forced you to fill in Captchas for the past 14 years is because they were using your answers to train AI in image and text recognition.

Of course the AI can read the text because the entire human race has been unable to use the internet without being forced to train it for over a decade.

The fact that they are still trying to keep up the facade so they can keep charging for their captcha services is laughable since they have made the service useless by using it this way.

@daxite are aware of what exactly?

This isn’t “conspiracy”, this is all very easily verifiable information and has been for at least half a decade

not to be that bitch, but the original captcha project was used to train computers to read badly printed words in newspapers and books that were being digitized. this changed in like 2014, about 5 years after captcha was bought by google

damiel-of-real:

saw a guy at uni today wearing this hoodie. i couldnt see the text on the back but i could see there was definitely text and images THERE. i can only conclude that this guy was genuinely walking around campus wearing meth instructions

redcurlzbychoice:

bizships:

catgirlforeskin:

porcupine-girl:

nehirose:

petermorwood:

drst:

arrghigiveup:

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

These are my people.

Betting I’ve reblogged this before. Betting I’ll reblog it when it turns up again.

In addition to the print terminology stuff: the visual shorthand icons and ad graphics for something about writing are still often pen-nibs, fountain pens and typewriters…

…while graphics of a monitor, keyboard and mouse remain visual shorthand for computing

…even though most writers now use monitor /  keyboard / mouse or even laptop / touchpad.

In addition, headers for “this blog / website is about writing” are often in one of the many imitation typewriter fonts complete with smudges, or just Courier.

The start and end call icons on most / all smartphones is still the handset of a classic desk telephone, and sometimes the open-app icon is a complete phone.

The term “hang up” for “end the call” refers to something even older - one of these…

And of course the Save icon is indeed a 3½ inch floppy disc.

image

Why it wasn’t a 5¼ floppy is a mystery. The icon version is just as distinctive.

Also, why various OP updates never changed “Save” to the graphic of a CD / DVD or flash drive is another mystery, and nowadays a Save icon should probably be a cartoon cloud.

Graphics and terminology are funny things.

reblogging this again for EVEN MORE information.

I’m mostly entertained by the guy who thinks you need to know that “case” means “box” in French as though that’s not what it means in English.

skeumorphism my beloved

It’s fascinating. This post alternately made me feel old and taught me something. Tumblr is amazing.

And because we continue to use signs of ancient hardware, youngsters come up with questions like “why is the icon for ‘save’ a vending machine with a can of soda?” (One day I’ll find that post and link it)

homunculus-argument:

A tip for excellent writing I just learned: Don’t introduce a character with their Dramatic Backstory. It makes readers go “oh alright this is the Dramatic Background Story Character” and establishes a baseline of Tragic, either for the story as a whole or this character in particular. With no contrast of light and dark, pure darkness isn’t impactful, it just looks like the absence of anything to look at.

If you really want someone’s dramatic backstory to hit the audience like a gut punch, let them get to know the character first. That way the dark backstory doesn’t come off as a description of who they are, but an explanation to why they are the way they are. Bonus points for connecting it to something that’s already been established as a part of the character - what a devastating blow to suddenly put together that hold on, that funny quirky thing that they always do is a fucking trauma response.

problemnyatic:

callista-curations:

problemnyatic:

problemnyatic:

problemnyatic:

so matt’s absolutely giving scorched earth orders behind the scenes right. Not only are publically visible transfems dropping like flies, but every third person who musters up the audacity to comment negatively on Staff or Matt about this vanishes fucking instantly

Wuhoh this is quickly catching on. If I’m deactivated anytime soon, it’s cuz I got nuked. I’m not going down without a fight. Y'all remember that.

someone reblog this version for posterity. If the only copy is on my blog, that vanishes with me. I honestly doubt i’ll get smote but better safe than sorry yeah? I’ll be fine, but if I’m not, I’m making sure the crime scene is as damning as it gets.

If you live in the EU are or an EU citizen and your account gets deleted for any reason you think isn’t justified, please consider doing the following:

1. Make sure to collect evidence of what happened on your end.

2. Contact Tumblr support and tell them you are requesting your data under the GDPR and that as part of the request you want them to state what specific personal data they collected justified the deletion of your account. If they refuse to do either, state that they are under a legal obligation to provide this data to you, that they should forward your request to and put you in contact with their “Data Protections Officer”, and that if they do not comply, you will alert the relevant “Data Protection Authority”.

3. If in step 2 they showed evidence of some kind of discrimination or did not furnish reasonable information, or you suspect they are lying, do the following: Find either the data protection authority (DPA) of your country of residence or that of Ireland (may be a better choice if your government discriminates against queer people) on the EU website, on the website of the DPA you should be able to find guidance on how to submit a complaint. Try to follow their guidelines but also make sure that in your complaint you state that: your account was unjustifiably deleted, what measures you took under step 2, and what Tumblr responded with.

Basically your goal with the above should be to get Tumblr to show that they either had no reason to delete your account or discriminated against you when deleting it. With substantiated claims, the DPA can essentially force the company to fix their behaviour (reinstate your account) and if there is a pattern, the DPA may fine the company. You can also usually claim monetary compensation (including for e.g emotional damage) for such discrimination or other violations of the GDPR in small claims or similar court (contact a lawyer in your jurisdiction, there are quite a few that offer consumers advice who don’t charge fees unless you win compensation).

non-tyrannical-usa:

slender-fae:

big-mayo-official:

guatemala-official:

flower-crown-giving-anon:

flower-slenderman:

olive-garden-official:

yahooo-official:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

bingle-official:

rick-e-cheddar-official:

autism-speaks-real:

totally-dollar-tree:

cars-official:

hold-my-dr-pepper:

mumatsi:

spooky-killer-ooh:

pinkglitterings:

moonspirit01:

sarroora:

lesbiankiliel:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

tanfasticanna:

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

Reblog to support artists on this godforsaken website

also reblog to support writers on this godforsaken website

none of us get the exposure we deserve

I’ve never slammed reblog so hard

Saaammmmeeeee

!!!!!!!!

I kill people

i have no idea what the person above me is on about but great post

salt

Car

tree

autism

Rat

Rosin

yeah okay ill reblog that!

bingle please stfu about rosin for oncd

Olive

Daisy

peppermint tea

Concha

Mayonnaise

I need more fucking NAMESSSSSS

AMERICA RAHHHHHHHH

rain-droplet:

are these books or pharmaceutical listings ?

shetheyslain:

shetheyslain:

Craving onion rings which could mean nothing

Onion baby..

sanguine-squid:

“what do you do to contribute to society” i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol…. 5 people on there like them…….

zegalba:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

ttrpg player pro tip- just tell your GM when you have a plot in mind for your character. Ask for events to happen. Walk up and say “I want my evil brother to show up and be a huge fight and I try to save him from himself.” Your GM will ADORE having a whole encounter outlined for her, you’ll get to have an awesome scene play out, you’ll be invested, your GM will be invested, it’ll be memorable. Hopefully, just don’t be foreceful.

The idea that you and your GM will be able to like, psychically intuit each other’s ideas for character arcs is bullshit. This is a collaborative relationship; communicate!!

Also get comfortable undoing shit if you’re the DM. If you made an off-hand comment that didn’t fit the world you want to weave or if you realized an event would have long-term consequences you don’t want. You can just pause and tell everyone “wait I changed my mind, forget I said that! it didn’t happen.” and go back to the previous scene.

Ultimately ttrpgs should be a fun play time; ask yourself if you’re following invisible rules, and if those rules help or hinder your game experience.

theanythingmachine:

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

detaia:

jathis:

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

@foggydustcloud

pjackk:

Let me click u

byjove:

the way people without allergies treat allergies is so infuriating. your workplace asking you not to bring mushrooms to work for lunch because your coworker has a deadly allergy is not a violation of your American liberties, it is the smallest sacrifice imaginable to keep someone from literally dying.

arch-user:

longshrimp:

arch-user:

teffiebell:

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?

Update us when you realize you were indeed not cis

Yeah that didn’t take long

homunculus-argument:

While we’re at the subject of re-interpreting ancient greek myths, has anyone made one of Pandora’s box, where all the ailments and evils in the world were already in the world while sealed in the box, and all that was really sealed away was peoples’ awareness of them, and the ability to see what causes the harm that they already do?

So by opening the box she was told to never open, poor Pandora didn’t release the evil into the world, but only made the unseen into something that could be seen? From an outsider’s perspective, the outcome looks just the same - the box was opened and now everything’s awful. But the last thing to come out of the box was hope. Now that we know what the evils are, where they are and what they do and have done, there is hope of doing something about them.

transfem-tripfan-deactivated202:

kaijuno:

URGENT EVICTION HELP

Hey guys? I could really use some help paying rent this month. My court date to be evicted is on the 21st of June. My boyfriend lost his job recently, and his workplace is refusing to pay him

I… really need help. I don’t have much food. My blood sugar is always out of wack because I’m not eating.I’m… running out of options. I need help. Please. Even a share helps.

I can’t work because my back is really messed up but the disability process where I live can take YEARS.

Another thing: I have an emotional support cat and I really don’t want to give her up but I’m not gonna make her live out of a car. I’m really scared of losing her.

Please help if you can.

Cshapp | Vnmo | PayPl

@celestial-same-picverse can you help spread this around?

caats:

theconcealedweapon:

auxphonographic-dysphonia:

auxphonographic-dysphonia:


Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.

Happy Pride Month

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

uncanny-tranny:

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people’s bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren’t “productive” still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

A depiction of a soul leaving the body. A simple diagram of a person lays down as a blue copy of them is rising above themself.ALT

noneuclideangarf:

beesmygod:

the talk about art as something divine and mystical runs completely counter to reality: anyone can do it if they wanted to. its not a super power, its a skill. like handling a knife or power tools. anyone can do it.

this is a better conception of it and does more to properly value the creation art as a skill.

If you consider art to be the work of “genius” or “the divine” you inherently assume that the work involved in making art is inconsequential. as art is then viewed as something that happened via magic as opposed to something that happened through effort.

Should I follow femboy apple and call you daddy jcjenson????

@femboy-truly-jcjenson

femboy-truly-jcjenson:

truly-jcjenson:

femboy-truly-jcjenson:

apple-unofficial:

femboy-truly-jcjenson:

truly-jcjenson:

If you gender me I will rip your wires out. :)

🫡

Im not going through this shit alone

Noddy jcjenson

I’m gonna start my villain arc if you say that again.

Noddy chill

disabilityreminders:

I’m going to be disabled my entire life. And it isn’t because I haven’t done enough or tried hard enough to get better.

This seems to make a lot of abled people uncomfortable because they say things like “oh don’t give in! Don’t let it hold you back!

Me accepting my disability as a reality is how I learn to cope with it and make the adjustments I need. My disabilities do hold me back and acknowledging that isn’t a bad thing.

squeakitties:

absolutely despondent that this is lost media

guooey:

thegneurshk:

me :3

schoolhater:

schoolhater:

following this dude on insta who only has 5k of 35k on his sons evac fund and im so confused cuz he has multiple microinfluencers making videos abt him, hes been consistently posting and asking for donations for at least two months, hes DMing everyone he sees, he’s even got ppl printing his story out and pasting it up apparently. yet only at 5k? after all that time and effort?

here he is

btw i have actually been in touch with him for a few weeks now and i would really appreciate if everyone could share and donate

the fund is at $5,082USD of $35,000USD as of june 18th

HIS BABY IS STUCK IN NORTH GAZA 😭

esaevian:

boyplushie:

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let’s just say. phone in bed

going to wake up & by wake up. heh. well. let’s just say. phone in bed

catchymemes:

zaxlotl:

Happy Pride Month to all the robots out there I love you guys

skyberia:

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that’s happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that’s over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that’s screaming “YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND” and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

justaumbreon:

thurio-edau:

niredsw:

british-catgirl:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

roseycanvas:

queerpeers:

xuxii-bunny:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

@thurio-edau LOOK AT THIS

HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@tameable50 @bored-dromaeosaur YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS POST

ask-pacman:

yuro-skell:

ask-pacman:

Is anyone selling rags that smell scary

how do rags smell scary? Do you mean they smell like rot or something?

You know what just break my bones and saw off my limbs and roll me down a gravel hill until there isnt anything left

penipso:

technofeudalism:

no fucking way

the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer

Oppa public art!

strawdool:

goat timeee

(they are lamb’s bodyguard on my au lmao aionsdoiasd)

spiribia:

sorry for picking up your online speech patterns. I liked them.

copperbadge:

lieutenant-sapphic:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

mumblesplash:

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

molabuddy:

horrors beyond my comprehension more like horrors beyond my articulation. i know exactly what it is but id never be able to explain it to anyone

largishcat:

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

justangrymacaroni:

justangrymacaroni:

as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv

gutweeds:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Otis is actually canonically trans

the laughing cow is trans too wake up

i love these trans cow icons

kosmicpowers:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“I don’t ship poly Scooby Gang because I hc Velma as a lesbian”

You small minded fool! Observe!

Updated chart based on comments

It’s the image they use on scoobypedia

Oh he’s gonna shag alright.

seaslux:

scuffledig:

slitherpunk:

banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down

crudely drawn ms paint drawing of someone opening their mouth, poised under the pitch drop experimentALT

this is whats going to happen when the 10th drop falls

jumping-jackalope:

do something to prev

saute until caramelized

hammer with a mallet until tender

vigorously season and let marinate for 36 hours

-> go into the slow cooker? -> go into the slow cooker

mash. like potatoes. with garlic. 

dip into egg, panko, & deep fry

press like a panini

kneed into a soft pliable dough

boil like an egg

boil like a frog

microwave.

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