June 2024

caats:

lastoneout:

Honestly if there’s ONE thing I wish I could get all queer people to understand is that if you’re in a situation where you know everyone would treat you differently, especially to the point of it putting your life in danger, if they found out you’re queer, you aren’t experiencing privilege, you’re in a hostage situation.

Like sorry experiencing “passing privilege” is actually just being trapped in a room with a bloodthirsty t-rex and having people tell you that you should be thankful because thier vision is based on movement and you can just stand still. It’s not a privilege to be erased, to have to lie to everyone around you to stay safe-ish, to have to closet yourself because you know even a single step out of line could be the end of your entire world.

None of us should have to be thankful to stand in front of a loaded gun while the person holding it goes “haha, don’t worry, I only use this on faggots, and you’re not a fag….right?” Like this is not a net good and it has almost nothing in common with actually being part of a privileged group.

Anyway, Happy Pride, let’s leave this shit behind.

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

elierlick:

34,000 deaths is clearly an appalling undercount when watchdog groups learn about mass graves like this every week.

zynp-krdg:

This elderly woman was one of the leaders of demonstrations against the Vietnam War in 1968, when she was a student at Columbia University. Today, 56 years later, she returns to the same place and says, “Palestine must be free.”

byeeizzy:

PUPPY NARINDER- GOAT AU

I have soooo many ideas for them

character-of-all-time:

character-of-all-time:

a gravestone. RIP. here lies OP who got like sad and then forgot to do some shit soz. 

listen im an ADHD bitch shit happens its only been what like 3 months or oh.  no wait its been a lot more than that fuck meALT
a pair of zombie hands daintily holding up a piece of paper, titled TO DO, reading:
"1. 1. taxes BEFORE april 15th
2. get sewing machine fixed
3. look at grad school again
4. get intimidated by grad school again
5. release rest of the bracket
6. clean room
7. figure out name like seriously fuck man how long is this gonna take
8. continue to transgend"ALT

undeadcas:

when im on mobile and i cant revenge evil boop so i have to send a regular loving boop back

whilomm:

whilomm:

2024 U.S. presidential election

joe biedn

donald trump

rfk junior

im bald

See Results
a jeb sweep meme: an image of rude from final fantasy seven, a sleek looking dude in a cool suit who is also very bald, in front of an electoral college map. the entire thing is yellow, and "bald" is marked as the winner with 538 electoral college votes. bald sweep.ALT

really-burnt-toast:

The evil, twisted version

*Evanescence starts playing*

soon-palestine:

official-boob-posts:

lemondoddle:

puddox:

ukulelekatie:

buttchan:

lyssastarss:

girlbi-deactivated20220618:

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[I.D. four images and a gif. all of the images are screenshots of the original part of this post edited to read :

  • im not immune to how breasts look
  • im not immune to breasts
  • mmmm breasts
  • immune beast

the gif is of an armadillo curling into a ball. end I.D.]

official boob post

eddoovi:

Hi, hello, I wish to feed on every single piece of art of them

Tumblr actually figured out advertising

You don’t need to talk to a human to start a native Tumblr ad campaign anymore

tedcruzisthezodiackiller:

irlwakko:

Just a reminder for people who may not know, in light of protestors at UCLA being shot in the face with rubber bullets— rubber bullets are not bullets made of rubber. They are metal bullets encased in rubber.

Despite being called “non-lethal” or sometimes “less lethal”, they are well known to cause death and permanent disability.

Here’s a photo showing their size— these are actual rubber bullets used during the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020.

A photo showing three large rubber bullets lying in a human hand. The smallest spans the length of four fingers, the largest spans from thumb to pinky across the palm.ALT

Do not let them downplay the severity of what they are subjecting this students to for standing against genocide. Stay safe and stay educated.

EDIT: Twitter banned @/nosferatusexgod, the student shot, whose tweet I linked to (as a primary source) at the top of the post. Screenshots of the tweet I originally linked to can be found here.

sugas6thtooth:

‼️‼️

If you’re having trouble keeping up with what’s going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as “pro terrorism” (which they’re not, they’re literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don’t stop speaking about Palestine.

gentl3manly-deactivated20240712:

white image with large red text reading you're only done talking about palestine when we see a free palestine.ALT

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

the-bastard-king:

Edit 4/7/24: Check out this post I made instead and try and redirect your attention to getting people out of Gaza as quickly as possible, thank you!

———-

You can donate to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund for as little as $1.00.

A donation screen from the PCRF with fifty cents typed into the donation box. There is a red outline around the box and red text below it that reads: Amount must be at least $1.00 [USD].ALT

There is a fee you can choose to apply to cover processing.

A screenshot of the PCRF donation screen. There is text next to a checked box that reads: I want to make an additional donation to cover online processing fees, so that my entire contribution goes to The Palestine Children's Relief Fund. ($0.34)ALT

Which if you choose to do leaves you with a total of ~$1.35 (USD) depending on the type of card you have.

A screenshot from the PCRF donation process with text that reads:

Amount: $1.34 USD
($1.36 USD for AMEX cards / $1.34 USD for Mastercard or Discover cards)

ALT


PCRF has a score of 97% on Charity Navigator.

Adults and children alike are currently dying in Palestine due to starvation. (World Health Organization Link)

The Gaza Strip is one of two places in the entire world that is categorized as Phase 5 (the highest phase) on the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification scale.


So even if you think it isn’t enough, remember that donating even as little as $1.35 helps! It’s $1.35 they wouldn’t have had otherwise. So donate if you can. 🇵🇸

runawaycarouselhorse:


Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

baby-girl-aaron-dessner-deactiv:

Art by: Henry James Garrett

many-sparrows:

I’m very tired of this “queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they’d kill you there!” I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, “but what name do you want to go by?” A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don’t want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

itz-rainz-world:

OG: https://earthliberationstudio.com/shop/reclaim-revolutionary-queerness/ !!!!!

bunnyhugs22:

tamarrud:

Look, I firmly believe that anyone who still uses variations of “but Hamas” as a response to the daily horrifying documentation of this genocide is not saying it with conviction but rather as cover. 

Because if it’s about Hamas, then why is Israel preventing cancer patients from leaving Gaza for treatment?

If it’s about Hamas, why is Israel preventing baby formula from entering the strip?

If it’s about Hamas, then why are children getting sniped in the head?

I can go on but that won’t be necessary because it’s abundantly clear that it’s not about Hamas, never been.

It’s imperative to understand that it’s not only us who know the answers to the above questions, but Zionists know them too, and they know we know that.

At this stage, and on day 256 of this acceleration of genocide, this so-called argument can only be viewed as a sick deflection to allow more war crimes to be committed against Palestinians, and absolutely nothing else. 

elamarth-calmagol:

worldheritagepostorganization:

micaxiii:

airyairyquitecontrary:

indigobluerose:

thathighclassbitch:

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

This is so wholesome

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

World Heritage Post

Among the best ads I’ve ever seen

acoraxia:

real ones know the reason behind Shamura’s design

You're so cool♥️

Thank you so much!


fujillamaparadise-deactivated20:

catchymemes:

@beelzeebud

virtualgirladvance:

kaijuno:

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He’s missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it’s time for an intervention.

I’ll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we’ll have a serious talk.

Found my fursona

moonsinkfoxgirl:

people who are afraid of poison swamps in souls games have never had a strong pollen allergy, “OH NO the toxic air is making my hp drop continuously, leaving me badly prepared for enemy encounters unless I continuously use medicines” you are describing a trip to the grocery store in June

You're such a cool shrimp. Just wanna come over and hug you all day🫂

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

I uh i well i um uh thank you :)

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

user-without-a-cool-acronym:

s0ull3ss-p3rs0n:

phosphorus-12:

thepumkinmoth:

caramelwinterowl:

zahrawr-likes-red:

boldofyoutoassumeicanspell:

nico-di-angelo-aaaaa:

astra-daughter-of-aite:

the-gimmick-simp:

officially-taurus:

totally-italy:

grayvere:

lunararoace:

thesilliestbeanburger:

roughdraftchild:

offcial-hoyoverse:

the-dunkin-of-dunkins:

justsomeominousthreats:

list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats:

this-threat-is-ominous:

fuck-you-ominous-threats:

aroace-ominous-threats:

amongussexgif:

a-royal-sage:

hecateisalesbian:

insertblogaesthetichere:

agentldiddy:

ripleyalamode:

quasi-normalcy:

deedesria543:

ladychurch:

lost-carcosa:

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

Oopsie

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

boooooooooooo we hate bad politieserie

Damn. My finger slipped. It would be ashamed if some of my fellow places/websites/whatever else had a taste for anarchy

Oopsies my finger slipped it would be really bad if my friends had seen this shit. @atlasprefects

@firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @void-blank-space @fr-winn-dixie @kateloves-stuff

@bingle-official @buildabearfr @big-mayo-official

shit, my finger slipped!

Well, it would be a shame for my beloved friends to come see this….

@yes-im-youtube-kids @thesilliestbeanburger @colesstar @chaosfantasmic @ghostly-one

and some famous ppl to!

@the-real-google @microsoft @microsoftedge-official

Would be just awful if my friends @lunararoace and @inoregano saw this.

Goodness me, imagine if @duothelingo or @amtrak_official @firefox_official were to see this!

oh, who would ever consider tagging @whalesharkcat @wghat-gayming @erinsintra @empress-of-dark2005 @transasfuck30 @traaansfem @uwathebestgirl @our-aroace-experience @onemanburritoapocalypse @aroacearchangel @afemwolfboy @astrothenonbinary @azulcrescent @skye-does-stuff @solararoace @shawsong @gottalottarocks @girltwinkskye @hornetposting @hatesuneenjoyer @lillucyondabeat @celesse @carawith17as @colth0und @clarablightt @cqrlo @bootleg-nessie @nyala82nya-girl or even reblogging?

@bingle-official @microsoft @google-news-official @googleplayofficialtotally @totally-femboi-yahoo @totally-italy oh no… I accidentally tagged all the blogs who seem familiar that I can remember.

@non-tyrannical-usa, I think your list might be required once again!

@the-gimmick-simp your list might be helpful!

Oops what a shame i accidentally hit the reblog button

@100percent-chipotle @100percent-shell-oil @50percent-shell-oil @actually-x @amul-unofficial

@apple-unofficial @assistant-to-the-shell @basically-bumble @barnes-and-noble-official @bigbasket-notreally

@big-mayo-official @carrs-safeway @claires-unofficial @def-bjs-guys @definitely-tiktok-trust

@definitely-waste-management @definitely-wikipedia @discorddotcum-official @duothelingo @fedex-offical

@femboy-google-news-official @femboy-hooters-real @femboy-totally-bing @firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr

@google-news-official @homedepot @incognito-mode-official @im-pandora-i-promise @isro-official

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @jack-in-the-box-official @kahoot-official @k-f-c-official

@mcdonalds-official-verified @microwaveable-truly-jcjenson @official-arbys @official-fedex @official-firefox-nightly

@official-opera-gx @officially-ikea @officialtinder @operagxreal @pizza-hut-official

@realgoogleclassroom @realgoogledocs @realgoogleslides @realsafari @reallytimhortons

@real-dominos @real-sephora @reality-official @spaghetti-o-fficial @spotify-official

@that-dam-son-of-poseidon @annabeth-in-your-chase

@hazel-is-confused

@frank-zhang-skreee

@jason-graceeeeee

@piper-mclean-raaa

@leo-valdez-graaa

@will-solace-aaaaa

@nico-the-ghost-king /@nico-di-angelo-aaaaa /@nico-son-of-hades

@miss-naomi-solace

@magnus-falafelking

@alex-fierro-pr-nightmare

@kaylaknowles-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa /@apollos-favorite-child

@best-dam-huntress /@thalia-grace-aaaaaa

@everyone-is-a-punk

@silena-styles /@silena-beauregard-official

@the-better-stoll-brother @travis-stollllllllll

@askoctavianhoo

@that-one-dead-sister

@zoe-can-see-the-stars-again

@percys-blue-food-vendor

@that-hijabi-loki-spawn

@lovely-katie-gardner

@explodes-cutely @whooptheregoesmysanity

@bow-down-to-rara @that-avenging-demigod

@badass-bitch-with-blue-hairbrush

@isises-specialist-girl

@normal-teen-and-mummy-godahhhhh

@apollo-is-my-servant

@the-eeper-yippee

@ellis–wakefield

@i-tap-dance

@never-too-much-kool-aid

@rachel-elizabeth-dareeeee /@rachel-dare-aaaaaaa

@penguin-in-a-pharaoh-mask

@estelle-blofis-jackson

@miranda-gardiner

(tagging everyone I can think of)

Sure would be a dam shame

@averagehopelessguy (even though we ignore each other I need u to spread this pls)

@alphabetsoupcomics

@agentcalliope

@apollo-god-of-prophecy

@alittlebitofshushplease

@adhdahri

@badjokesbyjeff

@boosystem

@bows-and-olivia-rodrigo

@burgerking-official

@behind-th3-scenes-scripter


SOMKNE FINISH THE ALPHABET :3

Ah shit my finger slipped

@blitzstoneshouldbecanon @zahrawr-likes-red @in-my-own-world-apparently @themythecho @werewolf-exe @pumpkin-gizzards

*falls asleep+accidentally tags people and rbs*

@mireyaaaaaa @bows-and-olivia-rodrigo @im-on-crack-send-help @peishathebookity @eighthofeight

*sleeptyping*
@myfairkatiecat

@thepumkinmoth

@art-isnt-arting

@an-j8

@twentyfunnybunnies

@swans-chirping-in-the-distance

@k3yboi

@phosphorus-12

Oh nooo

@geekgirles

@moths-are-better

@s0ull3ss-p3rs0n

Yeah surely I won’t like, tag people, or anything.

@nyaskitten @penofwildfire @user-without-a-cool-acronym @genderlessjacky @lilfunkyphroggy @purplemister @weirdlesbian646o @animentality @clownpalette @babkastein @fluffyr0cky @vesivoro @toastingpencils37 @a-random-mooshroom @sillypersonfrfr17311 @jalluzas-ferney @iamsonormalaboutninjago @ill-steal-your-tea

oops my finger slipped

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @bloodsoaked-rainbows @rainofthestarlight @jalluzas-ferney @peachybruiseslego

@nyaskitten @officercooks @juniperjellyfish

Damn i hope sergeant pepper doesn’t mind WHOOPS-

@the-mighty-dalob @lukadjo @elaboratingisfortheweak @ravenousgoblin @scurvioli @magical-bear-dubin @mantis-a-shrimp @good-wizard

tigerr-cherry-deactivated202504:

paintpaintpaintman:

paintpaintpaintman:

paintpaintpaintman:

paintpaintpaintman:

Couples exposure therapy

Added bonus, confirmation of a rumor most likely started by Kallamar


HEY BY THE WAY GO SUPPORT THE CULT OF THE LAMB: THE FIRST VERSE KICKSTARTER. I WANNA SEE WHAT THE $666,666 REWARD MEANS. IT IS CURRENTLY AT $664,000 AND WE ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT. GO GO GO GO

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4 HOURS!

IT DONE DID BE DONE WITH AN EXTRA 3 HOURS REMAINING

😨

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faggypuppywhore-deactivated2024:

People: Yeah being outed can be really dangerous and no one should ever be outed against their will

Also people: If youre a trans dude who passes you should always out yourself so that other people know you arent a big scary man but also out yourself so if you dont pass we know you are a scary man

were–ralph:

can’t stop listening to this

angrywarrior69:

lifeafterthetunnel:

No

Rb if u would spock a fiver

tigerr-cherry-deactivated202504:

I like The Goat

i-eat-deodorant:

i-eat-deodorant:

Think, Narinder, think! By killing me and making my followers watch, you’ve alienated every single person who would’ve worshipped you. You’ll become a god to nothing. Nothing, Nari! I’ve dedicated my life to serving you and you’ve betrayed me!

bloodied vers below

Keep reading

happymoxxy:

GOD LET THIS BE THE GOAT’S BLEAT BUTTON THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY.

really-burnt-toast:

Meet the bishops of– wait hold on-

Sooooooo… What if…

(Close ups and info under cut)

Keep reading

kuthedragon:

They love each other <333 look at those loving faces

reference under the cut

Keep reading

stockyardsyndrome:

lotsofcatsandcheapwine:

useyourblinker:

tzikeh:

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

This might be my favorite

This is mine

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recomvery:

Reminder that you’re actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You’re just a loveable, interesting person.

3000s:

3000s:

nobody on earth should have to work for a living except for my dad because hes annoying when hes home

writing a manifesto around this

wishfulcynic:

whetstonefires:

brawltogethernow:

onepieceandfandoms:

brawltogethernow:

rubythecrimsonwriter:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

mamapluto:

brawltogethernow:

an-android-in-a-tutu:

brawltogethernow:

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

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Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

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Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

That’s made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steve’s natural assumption would be that Spiderman’s a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.

Steve: What’d you go in for?

Peter, panicking: Jaywalking!

Steve: This prison pipeline needs to stop.

verirothestar:

identityarchitect:

atomarium:

mirthandir:

memewhore:

@identityarchitect did you fuck up the soup

i will never fuck up soup i am a soup god

rickybabyboy:

rickybabyboy:

Please respect my pouch no laughing

DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU

streussal:

Richard Siken continues to kill it on twitter. He just explained why his poetry is so popular in tumblr graphics - “you can take any of my quotes and apply them to any fandom or picture and they will work because they are sad and mopey and full of longing” and then proceeded to demonstrate this. With cat pictures. With lines of his poetry slightly altered to be lol cat speak.

(from his twitter thread here)

People are doing their own versions in response and he is complimenting them.

chwylaven:

Let the mitosis commenceth