June 2024

beebfreeb:

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

hyperoperationfractallisation:

yupiri:

reblog if u a communist

Communism ftw

naamahdarling:

jedipirateking:

unionizecatgirls:

Honestly there’s nothing a child can do in public that’s as much of a disturbance as an adult yelling at them

Spoken like someone who is not a parent.

Or someone who has watched adults yell at kids in public and found it more disturbing than what the kid was doing. If you think you aren’t mature enough not to lose your absolute shit at your child for acting like a child, don’t choose to have one, or if you already chose or couldn’t choose, work on yourself so you can be better for that child. Everyone snaps every once in a while and raises their voice, which sucks, but the shit I’ve seen, the way they talk to their kids, it is often obvious this is just how the parent is. I have no respect for them. I genuinely think you’d probably recognize the difference, if I could show you what I’ve seen. It’s… it’s not normal behavior. It’s inherently upsetting. If you care about kids and see that shit, it sets off all kinds of alarms. Kids might misbehave, but the parent’s response shouldn’t be cruel or frightening. If bystanders are noticing, the parent needs to cool off ASAP.

hyperoperationfractallisation:

ghostofcinders:

mygogglesdosomething:

Tell them, Hank.

Sadly my desktop folder is the OneDrive one

Ew, how do I get rid of that?

We need revanced patches for Tumblr

epprbcu:

epprbcu:

everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance!

Everybody is a genius,

Who knows it in advance!


Everybody do the wenis!

The wenis is a dance!

Everybody is a genius,

Who knows it in- oh god *kicks the nearest camera*

- 🧱

cheddar-baby:

girlnephew:

thefringeperson:

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

alllgator-blood:

I gotta post this quick and hop off for the day, but I LITERALLY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT *AGAIN* TO MAKE SURE SHAMURA GOT FINISHED. They’re pretty crinkly in some areas because I have to like manually fix their crown + spider butt thing + spider legs after moving them, and I just didn’t care enough to retake the photos. I like the wonkiness of them because I just wanted them to have the energy of like, a very old and well-loved scrungly creature

I wanna slam some energy drinks and do like an ask doodle marathon soon because there’s some great ones in there I haven’t gotten around to, I think I’m done sewing for the time being so heket + leshy + narinder will have to wait to be brought into existence

Keep reading

st-hedge:

Got cursed by thought goblins

aquilathefighter:

adobe-outdesign:

klapollo:

klapollo:

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they’re pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they’d butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

A tweet by the sesame Street account posted June 23rd 2023, with the caption "celebrating trans people today and every day #pridemonth" with an image that reads the same featuring a fuzzy heart with the trans flag colors on itALT

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

Sesame Workshop has been doing pride stuff since 2017. The Muppet Wiki has a nice list of stuff they’ve done:

Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.

They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.

It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈

mrsdazais-blog:

captain-of-the-historicfuture:

itsquietinsantafe:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

alllgator-blood:

I call this one “found family but it goes horribly wrong in an irreparable way” :)

I’ve been doing a lot of cotl comics but I kinda lost my comic making endurance after not working on art since last september, so I made this to help me flex my art muscles. Apologies for the watermarks lmao they kinda kill the mood but I’ve already had people repost my art when I put it on reddit so…might as well get the credit if my stuff is gonna be reposted regardless. RAMBLE INCOMING!!

Keep reading

snowysoul-squrirel:

chickenhoops:

A small experimental and messy comic about the queer hate to queer pipeline that seems to affect a lot of people, and since it’s pride month and I don’t see a lot of artistic commentary on this…here you go? I’m a baby gay, not even able to legally drink even and only recently realized my sexuality so I’m sure there’s people who have suffered from being raised in bigotry much longer and much worse and I’m willing for this post to be the place they can share their stories! I’d be honored to hear stories from people like me. Happy pride month!


(Writers Note for page two- I am aware of sexualities that stem from trauma like Caedsexual exist and are 100% valid! I am referring to the belief that ALL under the LGBTQ+ umbrella are sick and are just ‘confused victims of abuse’ in a not so nice sense.)

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

kalesmash13:

omegaverse:

dirhwangdaseul-archived:

evilsystem:

being immortal and having DID must be crazy. yeah our boy Carlos hasn’t fronted in 300 years and just woke up to the sound of Uptown Funk and started screaming

arlkay:

arlkay:

yunyuis-remade:

arlkay:

new post. i dont have energy. ive hit rock bottom and im going to the hospital to see if domethibg can be done to fix me and my mental state. im not fit to work and i cant keep calling out. i missed a lot of work the last few weeks and i cant find anything new. bills. cst litter. food. i cant support myself right now and im exhausted andbeverythibg hurts and money is hard and i need help


dm for e transfer. pp im sorry i have to keeo asking

i will write, ill do doodles, ill edit, i will do literally anything. please help my partner

ok. i am much more coherent now than i was when i made this post. i am not mentally fit to work nearly as much as i need to in order to pay my bills. im putting more info under a read more so it doesnt overfill anyones dashes. jude (as stated in her prev. reblog) can write, doodle, edit, and whatever else shes able to offer. ill also do the same but im probably doing to be slow at delivering. every reblog helps, as if you cant help financially a reblog helps posts to reach the people who can help

more details:

Keep reading

i need to raise about $500 in less than 2 weeks. im living in a fucking nightmare :D

gimmick-thief:

2000-20xx:

2000-20xx:

Top surgery comics one and two! I’m $1k closer to the operation!!! The gfm is right here, thank you for reading and happy pride month!

WOAAAH THATS A LOT OF REACH


Thank you everyone who’s donated and shared this! Top surgery is really going to be a reality for me!!! I’m beyond elated 😭 I cant express my gratitude enough!!! Thank you thank you thank you

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Achievement unlocked!

Woaaaaah, we’re half a quarter of the way there!

Wo-oah, livin on a prayer!

i was gonna write something in here that maybe sucked idk. i killed it and am now here to say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :33333

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3 to you as well 😌

dare0451:

bovineblogger:

gamptheblue:

bovineblogger:

This video is so fucked up in context that this is clearly from a cattle farm therefore this little goober will get killed in aproximatly 12 months so we can eat him.

hi! if this farm was planning to cull him for meat they would not be raising him as a bull! people don’t really raise bulls to eat, the meat is a lot tougher than cow or steer meat and its not really worth the extra aggression, ya know? this lil fella is probably gonna be a service bull :)

i understand the hesitancy about cattle farming from the outside, if you’d like to read a lil bit about it i’d like to redirect you over here and here ! just to share a little bit of my perspective

plus, like, youre seeing this setting, right? grassy fields and seemingly wide enclosures in the background. raised with affection and activity. we’re always going to eat meat. thats not going to end. and id much rather our meat be sourced from a happy animal killed quickly than something that grew up from a tiny-celled nightmarish factory farm. you should be glad your food had a good life, not outraged it ever felt happy or acted cute.

squid-ink-personal:

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

machinedramon:

fablegate:

mioxenoblade:

🍜🍥🍜

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

the rubiks cube is so beautiful nand you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you can screamble it and you can solve it and yyou can cramble it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solfe it and you cam screamble it and ou can solve it and you can screamkle it and you can solve it and you can scamble it and you can solve it and you can scremble it and you can solve it and you can scremble it and you can sove ot and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you can screble it and scramble is and you can solve it and scramble it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solvbe it and you acvan scaramble it and you can solvbe it and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you cvan scramble it And you can Solve a and you can scramble It and you can solve it and you can screambb it and uou can sol it and sc you can screamble it and you can solve it and you can scarmble it and you can solve it and you can scarabmle it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you can solve it and you can scramble it and you candl solve it and you can scraemble it and you can solve it and you can scream ble it and you can soolve ait and you an scramble it and you can svolve it and you can scramble it

FUCK😍

mossworm:

is there a name for this

clevercrumbish:

clevercrumbish:

clevercrumbish:

Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.

- Know what a faff taking HRT is.

- Can exchange/recommend sources for the large weird shaped clothes they don’t sell in department stores.

- Love complaining about things and gossiping about their peers.

It’s extremely easy to me to break the ice with a woman in their late 50s or older I just soul read her for what aspect of modern life she desperately wants to complain about for two hours straight and then just complain about it first so she can excitedly join in.

mistyycowoa:

catchymemes:

Me

archangel-fucking-judas:

caats:

incendavery:

worryingly specific

receipt:


aquilathefighter:

adobe-outdesign:

klapollo:

klapollo:

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they’re pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they’d butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

A tweet by the sesame Street account posted June 23rd 2023, with the caption "celebrating trans people today and every day #pridemonth" with an image that reads the same featuring a fuzzy heart with the trans flag colors on itALT

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

Sesame Workshop has been doing pride stuff since 2017. The Muppet Wiki has a nice list of stuff they’ve done:

Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.

They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.

It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈

hydro-homies:

this beautiful, ice cold, mana potion looking water

kosmogrl:

noo brain don’t start missing things you’ve outgrown please ahah

incognito-mode-official:

walmart-the-official:

nanochittle:

thesmallestclown:

femboy-hooters-real:

post-unuwuifer:

yahooo-official:

slendergenderfucker:

it-came-from-mount-ebott:

ask-crow-aus:

gaygunsmoke:

cherries.

of course it’s my favorite fruit

A fan. Since a sharp enough one would kill me anyway, this wouldn’t affect me too much.

A wall

armrest

empty cardboard boxes


wait no looked inside its my drama homework from last year

TABLES :(

My stuffy 3:

Blåhaj??

FUCK

Y’all this drying rack for clothes is out to get me

An old armchair??

A closet

Of course

catchymemes:

ibuildblasters:

:

hello! we are CREATIVES FOR PALESTINE, a collection of artists raising money for palestine relief in exchange for art!

MORE INFOREQUEST FORMTWITTER

rbs appreciated!

show me a receipt and I’ll make you a basic emblem for you to 3d print

anxietyproblem:

ginnsbaker:

tattooedzombigirl:

mother-entropy:

orchidvioletindigo:

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

Microsoft azure charged me $250 once because the free trial for Kubernetes expired and i wasn’t aware it was still running. mind you, i only deployed an app with “hello world” being printed.

naamahdarling:

jedipirateking:

unionizecatgirls:

Honestly there’s nothing a child can do in public that’s as much of a disturbance as an adult yelling at them

Spoken like someone who is not a parent.

Or someone who has watched adults yell at kids in public and found it more disturbing than what the kid was doing. If you think you aren’t mature enough not to lose your absolute shit at your child for acting like a child, don’t choose to have one, or if you already chose or couldn’t choose, work on yourself so you can be better for that child. Everyone snaps every once in a while and raises their voice, which sucks, but the shit I’ve seen, the way they talk to their kids, it is often obvious this is just how the parent is. I have no respect for them. I genuinely think you’d probably recognize the difference, if I could show you what I’ve seen. It’s… it’s not normal behavior. It’s inherently upsetting. If you care about kids and see that shit, it sets off all kinds of alarms. Kids might misbehave, but the parent’s response shouldn’t be cruel or frightening. If bystanders are noticing, the parent needs to cool off ASAP.

smallerfish:

underwaterfraulein:

bookpdf:

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

hawkeyedflame:

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

northernstcr:

northernstcr:

northernstcr:

rb to give the person u rb’d this from transgender swag

“they already have it” ok?? give them some more..

happy pride month 🙏

modernvintage:

sepdet:

ignescent:

spacedandelions:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

scienceoftheidiot:

hjarta:

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/


This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees’ range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would’ve penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you’ve observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

evil-vampire-official:

viralfrog:

Who’s the better mom? I think we all know.

theladyregret:

I can’t get over the fact you can play a Dragonborn that’s also a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer of a completely different color lol

I can’t take it seriously because all I can think of when I try is this post

sitting-on-me-bum:

Leaf slug -Costasiella kuroshimae - Are One Of The Few Animals That Use Algae To Photosynthesize

Bunnystrawbery

clevercrumbish:

clevercrumbish:

clevercrumbish:

Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.

- Know what a faff taking HRT is.

- Can exchange/recommend sources for the large weird shaped clothes they don’t sell in department stores.

- Love complaining about things and gossiping about their peers.

It’s extremely easy to me to break the ice with a woman in their late 50s or older I just soul read her for what aspect of modern life she desperately wants to complain about for two hours straight and then just complain about it first so she can excitedly join in.

cannibalchicken:

softwaring:

by Rythaz