me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It’s an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It’s all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don’t like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.
This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don’t understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it’s not full-blown reactionary and parochial… then it’s at least kind of nasty, huh?
cookie clicker caused me to get measurably worse grades in one specific class and tbh that was a good thing because it meant i stayed at university an extra year which meant one of my new friends could tell me she was trans which meant i learnt what being trans was which meant i got an answer for the GNAWING EMPTINESS THAT FED UPON MY SOUL and then i transitioned and my life almost immediately stopped being the worst thing ever and i started liking it.
cookie clicker made me trans i hope ur happy (u should be)
US states where a popular adult website will be blocked as of July 1, 2024
Fucking horrifying how many people in the notes think this is a good thing. Like yeah, I’m sure that this time conservatives are actually concerned about the children. Absolutely no other reason at play here. Its never a red flag when the government wants your id to police your sexual habits. That’s never been dangerous to the queer comminity, or anyone else. Yall are disturbingly easy to brainwash into going along with fascist bullshit.
To put it short:
people in the notes are fucking insane. think for five fucking seconds, you fucking dumbasses. your puritan asses are celebrating pornhub being banned, but this sets a precedent for the government to ban any website for any reason and require your own government ID to access anything. this is the beginning of the end of online privacy. why the fuck should the government decide what you can and can’t access?
I've heard from friends that there's no reason for companies to shut down game/store servers because "it doesn't really cost them anything to keep it up", which feels wrong to me given how readily console makers are to close up features of older consoles that wouldn't conflict with newer ones. Is upkeep really that cheap?
Here’s the thing - your friends are kind of right but also mostly wrong at the same time. In terms of technology and such, they are correct - running a server process in the cloud today is pretty cheap. We pay for how much CPU time our processes end up using and old games don’t use up that much since there aren’t that many players, so the cost of running the server itself is not that high.
However…
There are significantly more costs to running a game (especially a service game) than simply keeping the server running. That’s where your friends are wrong.
Imagine, for example, a longtime player gets hacked and the hacker deletes her character and items. What is the player’s recourse? Submit a ticket to customer service and get it resolved, right? Now we need to keep at least one customer service agent on the service to handle things like refunds, user mistakes, and so on. What if the server crashes? We’ll need somebody to handle server maintenance. What if somebody discovers an exploit that severely harms the player experience? I guess we need a programmer who knows how to fix things. If there’s any development to be done, there will also need to be production (to keep tasks prioritized and tracked) and QA (to validate fixes).
Remember, the vast majority of the costs of game development are the salaries and benefits paid out to the people working on and maintaining the game. Even a small skeleton crew costs hundreds of thousands of dollars per year in salary, benefits, taxes, equipment, rent, and so on. So… upkeep for the server processes really is that cheap. But keeping an entire game running is absolutely not that cheap. When the service can’t afford to pay for its own upkeep - including the salaries of all of the people needed to keep the service running - then it gets shut down.
I vividly remembered when Kimberly Jones said this. The truth of it. My god. We (by we I mean my fellow white women) can’t keep stealing very keen observations by BIPOC women, dulling the edges and then applying them to ourselves.
ID: “This Pride remember to respect all trans people : Trans women who don’t shave with a drawing of a woman whit a yellow and pink beard, trans men who don’t bind, masculine trans women and feminine trans men with a drawing of a trans woman with short pink hair wearing a yellow baseball T-shirt holding hands with a trans man with a yellow crop top and short curly blue hair, fat trans people with the drawing of a fat trans woman with short white hair, dark skin and a pink cropped top, disabled trans people with a drawing of a wheelchair and a walking cane in the color of the trans flag, neurodivergent trans people with the symbol of the autistic community, trans people who are sex worker with a drawing of blue bra and pink underwear, poor trans people who can’t afford transition, trans people who aren’t out yet with a drawing of a closed door, trans people who don’t plan on transitioning, black trans people with a black fist holding a trans flag, and any trans people who isn’t white with multiple hands of different skin tones, muslim trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a hijab in the color of the trans flag, jewish trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a white shirt and a kippah in the color of the trans flag, non binary people even those who don’t identify as trans with the non binary flag, those whose identity you might not understand with the genderfluid flag, the agender flag, the demi gender flag and the genderqueer flag, trans people who don’t pass and don’t want to with a drawing of a trans woman with a beard and dark skin raising her fist, every pronouns with dialog box in which are different sets of pronouns, trans people of every identity with the gay flag, the lesbian flag, the ace flag, the bi flag, the pan flag and the aro flag, every trans person is beautiful and deserving of so much love so don’t forget the T.” End ID
P.S. : can someone tell me if I did the image description right cuz I have no idea
That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?
“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you’ve ever met. it doesn’t have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don’t know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.
Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels
I found him!
Hey now he’s as much just who he is as any of us. He’s doing fine in my opinion
we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN’T do honestly. she’s autistic. she’s silly. she’s sad and little. she’s an overworked i. t. guy. she’s a saturday morning cartoon villain. she’s aroace. she’s gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she’s both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people’s worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she’s hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she’s nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn’t want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she’s like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she’s green and her hair is a triangle literally what can’t she do.
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