June 2024

elierlick:

34,000 deaths is clearly an appalling undercount when watchdog groups learn about mass graves like this every week.

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

zynp-krdg:

This elderly woman was one of the leaders of demonstrations against the Vietnam War in 1968, when she was a student at Columbia University. Today, 56 years later, she returns to the same place and says, “Palestine must be free.”

Wild Goat x Shamura spotted

bendernafbro:

Goat loves this mindless spider. And thinks it’s funny how vastly different his and lambs worlds are.

byeeizzy:

PUPPY NARINDER- GOAT AU

I have soooo many ideas for them

character-of-all-time:

character-of-all-time:

a gravestone. RIP. here lies OP who got like sad and then forgot to do some shit soz. 

listen im an ADHD bitch shit happens its only been what like 3 months or oh.  no wait its been a lot more than that fuck meALT
a pair of zombie hands daintily holding up a piece of paper, titled TO DO, reading:
"1. 1. taxes BEFORE april 15th
2. get sewing machine fixed
3. look at grad school again
4. get intimidated by grad school again
5. release rest of the bracket
6. clean room
7. figure out name like seriously fuck man how long is this gonna take
8. continue to transgend"ALT

whilomm:

whilomm:

2024 U.S. presidential election

joe biedn

donald trump

rfk junior

im bald

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a jeb sweep meme: an image of rude from final fantasy seven, a sleek looking dude in a cool suit who is also very bald, in front of an electoral college map. the entire thing is yellow, and "bald" is marked as the winner with 538 electoral college votes. bald sweep.ALT

really-burnt-toast:

The evil, twisted version

*Evanescence starts playing*

undeadcas:

when im on mobile and i cant revenge evil boop so i have to send a regular loving boop back

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

i feel like a lot of the ‘i hate kids’ crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid’s limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they’ve ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they’ve ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody’s told them yet that they can’t run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn’t even read. the post

catball:

soon-palestine:

official-boob-posts:

lemondoddle:

puddox:

ukulelekatie:

buttchan:

lyssastarss:

girlbi-deactivated20220618:

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[I.D. four images and a gif. all of the images are screenshots of the original part of this post edited to read :

  • im not immune to how breasts look
  • im not immune to breasts
  • mmmm breasts
  • immune beast

the gif is of an armadillo curling into a ball. end I.D.]

official boob post

eddoovi:

Hi, hello, I wish to feed on every single piece of art of them

pumpacti0n:

have y'all noticed that it’s always the anarchist or anarchist-leaning who are pressured to compromise with or excuse authoritarian bullshit? and hardly ever the other way around?

criticisms of communist groups or state capitalist regimes are frequently met with accusations of being “divisive” while the organizations being criticized are (quite literally, in the form of borders and prisons,) constructing and enforcing barriers to social cohesion…

make it make sense!

this is not an appeal to dismiss the fact that the legacy of the red scare has had an enormous impact on popular conceptions of communism…but that’s why there’s a critical need to differentiate between accurate and fair critiques – rooted in creating a higher standard for liberatory projects – and reactionary criticism, that is the product of nearly a century of propaganda manufactured by capitalists in the imperial core to discredit and discourage anything left of neoliberal charity “activism”.

we cannot afford to waste even more effort on repeating failed experiments that resulted in the creation of authoritarian dictatorships exploiting those they claim to represent.

we must adapt to the urgency of our situation by broadening our scope to include ideas and actions that won’t create new toxic hierarchies that inspire cults of personality. we have to be willing to challenge past assumptions and biases in order to advance and challenge the powers that be.

without understanding why popular communists movements were crushed, infiltrated or rendered inert, how can we hope to liberate ourselves from the state, capitalism, white supremacy or patriarchy?

exposing the abusive tendencies in these groups and their ideologies doesn’t “divide” us, it merely empowers us to avoid the same pitfalls of previous movements and keeps us safe from bourgeois elements hoping to exploit our ignorance for their gain. not everyone who claims to be a “leftist”, communist or otherwise, is to be trusted based off of their words and aesthetics alone.

we can start by having a consistent analysis of how power is wielded, by gauging what can be done to flatten power dynamics to be more horizontal instead of creating permanent positions of authority that, even with the best of intentions, leaves us less capable of creating a society of truly liberated individuals, built from a culture of solidarity and self-determination.

let’s learn from the past. let’s be brutally and thoughtfully honest, inspire each other to do better and think for ourselves instead of trying to revive the corpse of a previous iteration of struggle, and do what is necessary to achieve this project.

rat-council-official:

shinynx:

Check out my awesome Freak

official awesome post

bigger-mess-than-america:

cannibalchicken:

yes or no?

yes

no

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tedcruzisthezodiackiller:

baby-girl-aaron-dessner-deactiv:

Art by: Henry James Garrett

many-sparrows:

I’m very tired of this “queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they’d kill you there!” I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, “but what name do you want to go by?” A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don’t want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

tpwrtrmnky:

visibility

[ID: A three-panel “Pills that make you green” comic. People represented by crudely drawn stick figures.

Panel 1: A crimson person with a triangular body, a cyan person with a round body and a magenta person with a rectangular body are standing out in the street. A small creature is chasing another creature, orange, which has a tail and cat ears. In the background there is a lime green person wearing a magenta tail and ears, as well as a couple holding hands, one of them wearing a sage green shirt. There is a wanted poster with an image of a moss green person wearing a bandana.

Crimson: “yeah I’m glad we’re seeing more chromatically diverse stories get the spotlight”
Cyan: “it’s cool I mean a lot of people don’t even know about any chromatic-variant people other than green”
Magenta: “yeah it’s about time that green people stopped hogging the spotlight. They’re so privileged.”

Panel 2: Zoom in on crimson, cyan and magenta’s faces
Crimson: “Uh, I don’t know about saying it’s a privilege to be visible like that”
Cyan: “I mean have you seen how vicious people are being towards green people, especially lately?”
Magenta: “oh right”

Panel 3: Cut to the three standing in front of the wanted poster, showing Moss Green Person wearing a black bandana. It reads:
“Wanted.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the terrorist known only as "moss green”, contact corporate authorities immediately. They are to be considered extremely dangerous.“
Crimson: "Like I don’t think this person’s getting much from visibility right now”
Cyan: “Yeah after the pride incident they’ve been everywhere”
Crimson: “They’re making up so much weird shit about them, like saying they killed someone and turned them into a couch”
Cyan: “Oh yeah I heard they fought five guys on top of a jet in flight”
Magenta: “What are they hoping to get out of lying to make them sound cool”

End ID.]

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bamsara:

The Lamb blows a raspberry. “It wasn’t gruesome, it was just…slow. And painful.”
Ah. No, wait. They bring it up now because it happened here. “I remember.”
Black eyes dart to him. “You do?
“Of course I do. You came to my domain soaked. You stunk of wet wool.” They had been covered in algae. A lily pad stem was still wrapped around their foot before it rotted away in the Land of the Dead. They coughed up not black sludge or blood, but murky water until their lungs expelled it all. There was no wound for him to heal. No alleviating of the pain he could provide until the process passed. He could simply just stare as the lamb shivered before him.

A comic scene from a memory from The Rehabilitation of Death, and a comic for a scene I’m writing for a future chapter.

Keep reading

theygender:

I was thinking recently about how “alt” subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

A four-box chart where the top two sections are labeled "angry" and "depressed," and the right two sections are labeled "active" and "subversive." Above the chart it says "society sucks..." The angry and active box says "so I'm going to fight the system (punk)." Depressed and active says "and I'll make sure my pain is heard (emo)." Angry subversive says "so I'm opting out of societal expectations (grunge)." Depressed subversive says "but my pain is beautiful, in its own way (goth)."ALT

elvenmother:

anexperimentallife:

I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I’m playing, that they will shit on them.

So now I just make shit up when they try to “catch me out” and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn’t even exist. It’s a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.

lasagras:

*handling a skeleton* since we cannot know this individual’s gender, I will refer to them with the gender neutral term ‘bestie’

catchymemes:

valtsv:

valtsv:

valtsv:

“why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels” i’m just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

"According to the Oxford English Dictionary, from 1947 the term “angels” was commonly used to describe “unexplainable echoes” seen not only on radar pictures in Britain, but across the world." (from https://drdavidclarke.co.uk/radar-uaps/radar-angels/)ALT
"However, the solution to the radar angel mystery was not found until the 1950s. Although highly seasonal, they were not directly related to the weather: the flights of angels coincided exactly with flocks of small migrating birds returning to Britain." (from https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/news/2021/mar/27/weatherwatch-planes-rain-and-wartime-radar-angels)ALT

it was birds btw

a murmuration of starlings against a grey dusk sky and silhouettes of power linesALT

↑ angel

titsliker:

titsliker:

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying “the woke left cant even define a woman” need to get hit with the “who are you” question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

see this guy gets it

pretty-when-i-girlblog:

coffeegirlfriend:

catsconflictscopicsandchamomile:

bamboozled-bumblefuck:

grubby-gerblin:

wolfgang-king:

porcupine-girl:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thebelovedlion:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

theknightlywolfe:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

“behold, a dog” yes it’s literally called a “raccoon dog”

coffeegirlfriend:

catsconflictscopicsandchamomile:

bamboozled-bumblefuck:

grubby-gerblin:

wolfgang-king:

porcupine-girl:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thebelovedlion:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

theknightlywolfe:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

“behold, a dog” yes it’s literally called a “raccoon dog”

indigo-night-wisp:

anonymousalchemist:

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

@sashayed these tags feeling pretty materially knifey for me

local-gay:

knuckleduster:

petal-metal-blog:

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

bealittleimprobable:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it’s sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say “you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!” he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that’s a true ally, I hope he’s thriving wherever he is.

Introduce him to this man, and they can educate the world!

agentduckorico:

animetitle:

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

wizard-email:

sapphosdickandballs:

You’ve been kidnapped, and the characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.

I’m rescued and everything goes smoothly and peacefully

I’m rescued, but they also cause a lot of trouble along the way

I’m rescued but barely, they are either incompetent or extremely chaotic

I’m rescued, and then they kill me

I’m not rescued because they are unable to rescue me

I’m not rescued cause they didn’t even try

I’m not rescued and they make more trouble for me

I’m not rescued, they kill both me and the captors

Other option I haven’t thought of/nuance

I don’t watch tv shows/Im bald/show results

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This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

drag race??

coffeegirlfriend:

hoenn-0taku:

meepmoopmaap:

lost-estradiographer:

arsonarena:

mx-m29:

nugget-gender:

homonculus-posting:

saturn-rowlf:

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

clock teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Times New Roman

Poetry teacher: i want this poem in 12 point font Rhymes New Roman

Loose change teaser: I want this essay in 12 point font Dimes New Roman

Clown teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Mimes New Roman

Drug lord teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Lines New Roman

arugulaeater:

lanotteviene:

lanotteviene:

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester….

the demon lord, prince of lies, “Vegan Leather”…

probablybadrpgideas:

I think that there should be more incidental big bads

Your characters go through a door and find a boss arena with a lich in the center cackling to himself. “Finally! I have collected the seven keys to the Apocalypse Throne! Soon, the prophecy will be complete and a thousand years of blood shall descend upon the world! Mwahahaha!”

No-one’s ever mentioned an “apocalypse throne” or its keys or a prophecy about a thousand years of blood all campaign, and you have no idea who this guy is. You stop him and the game just goes on. None of this ever comes up again.

neil-gaiman:

petermorwood:

gallusrostromegalus:

ernasd:

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

This is wonderful.

forsimplybeing:

kushblazer666:

hoenn-0taku:

meepmoopmaap:

lost-estradiographer:

arsonarena:

mx-m29:

nugget-gender:

homonculus-posting:

saturn-rowlf:

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

clock teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Times New Roman

Poetry teacher: i want this poem in 12 point font Rhymes New Roman

Loose change teaser: I want this essay in 12 point font Dimes New Roman

Clown teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Mimes New Roman

sayruq:

If you, for some reason, still have a subscription to the Atlantic, cancel it

bunnyhugs22:

itz-rainz-world:

OG: https://earthliberationstudio.com/shop/reclaim-revolutionary-queerness/ !!!!!

sickened-things:

you know i don’t think we often talk about how difficult it actually is to suddenly realize that a belief you thought was good and moral and correct was actually really fucking toxic. how you have to look at something and go ‘oh shit, oh i fucked up. oh this is going to take probably years at minimum to deprogram from my brain because of all the little ways this shit pervaded the rest of my beliefs’

so. to all the people picking up all the pieces of a recently shattered world-view and trying to figure out what is safe to keep and what has to be thrown away and started over

to all the people having to relearn how to even listen to other people

to all the people putting in the work to do better while struggling with the guilt that comes from finding out you were the asshole

i’m proud of y’all.

it’s hard to admit being wrong and even harder to change in the aftermath. just keep doing the best you can and just know that the effort is appreciated. everyone can change. everyone can do better. keep fighting.

howmanywordz:

actualaster:

zelda-and-princess-hyrule:

having friends in dif time zones is just

If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!

(this post used: 25 words + 1 image.)

andmaybegayer:

it’s so strange to see the response whenever someone gets banned that this is like. Intentional targeted banning from Tumblr. It’s not! It’s almost always someone getting brigaded until the autoban gets triggered, which is bad but it’s a different category of problem and much, much harder to solve.

If what you get from this is “Tumblr bans trans women” and not “transphobes in particular have organised methods for report brigading accounts until they get banned” you will misunderstand the problem and why it persists. It’s not a secret that the people getting banned are usually highly visible and/or get into fights a lot!

gayboygaming:

stagbeetleboy:

bisexualcell:

stagbeetleboy:

Sex havers with penises be like let me cram my thingy in

Sex havers with vaginas are like. The many layered beast must swallow you whole

Sex havers with uncut penis are like. The cloaked cyclops weeps

Thank you

fatmasc:

fatmasc:

“how to look androgynous” “nonbinary fashion tips” you are skinny im not listening to you

Tags that read "this post is so fucking funny to me as a skinny nonbinary person. Like how am I supposed to interpret this"ALT

Youre supposed to interpret it as “skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation” hope that helps