June 2024

ssj4broly:

ssj4broly:

dragon ball z is so funny bc there rlly are no lessons no morals the characters constantly contradict them selves or their whole characterisation is ignored by the fans its all just pointless nonsense fun hiding under a fake “surpass ur limits !! nothing can stop u !!” vibe

vampiricvenus:

Americans who at least nominally want to be progressives (let alone actual leftists) need to come to terms with the fact that:

  1. The American military is known anywhere outside the US, especially anywhere outside the imperial core of the global north, as the current most brutal terrorist organization, active as such since at least the cold war. Your military is profoundly hated in our countries, not due to some Us vs Them sentiment, but because your military has done nothing but genocide us, maim us, torture us, bring famine, bring disease, poison us, rape us, steal our children, destroy our lands, steal from us, and more. So much more. Richard Ramírez was inspired by his Vietnam veteran relative to commit the atrocities he committed, and honestly his serial killing was nothing compared to what the regular combatant US soldier did in Vietnam. Horrendous crimes against humanity en masse is the only way to describe it, and you all keep celebrating those veterans when THEY DIDN’T EVEN WIN THAT WAR. And the US military wasn’t abnormally monstrous in Vietnam. Ask Iraq. Ask Afghanistan.
  2. The defenses you all constantly come up with for the people who volunteer to the biggest and possibly most brutal terrorist organization the world has ever seen are no different than the excuses used by the nazis as to why they just had to do to their Jewish victims what they did. “They were following orders” “They didn’t shoot or kill anyone directly (they just signed the papers that allowed for it to happen)” etc etc.

You all will never be any better than your average Trump supporting nutjob neighbor until you all internalize those facts and act accordingly.

theoneofwhomisblue:

prettytwistedx:

theoneofwhomisblue:

Too eepy wunk

Awww, poor bub was free for a while 😢

Polar bub was free for a while

But the so eepy tired got to ‘im

prismatic-bell:

naamahdarling:

holleywoodsigns:

jethroq:

“Family-friendly” has been a dogwhistle for all kinds of evil horseshit since at LEASE my childhood, 40+ years ago.

Don’t fall for it. And don’t let pro-LGBT+ people use that language without challenging it, it’s a direct fucking quote from our oppressors.

It’s also been used against communities of color, especially Black communities, to imply that Black people are inherently violent or sexually aggressive. If you watch older TV you may hear the phrase “well, there goes the neighborhood” used as a joke, but it was no joke, and there are still people who think this.


Pride can absolutely benefit from having some kid-centered activities, but these should be an and-also, not an instead-of. There’s a leather daddy pageant and also drag queen story hour. You may see puppy play costumes, and also we have an all-ages history program designed not to whitewash but to help kids understand without needing to take a queer theory class first.


Queer people look many ways. Make Pride something we can all enjoy—but make it clear that means “you are one part of a multifaceted community and other community members will be present,” not “we will cater exclusively to you.”

cofirot-deactivated20230307:

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

sacred-portal:

would you slime him out?

Yes

No

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scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

Mint ought to be the true symbol of resurrection. None of this Jesus stuff.

wraithfail:

making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me

sexygaywizard:

leolaroot:

ivanoyva:

leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

positively-bi:

been seeing some confusion lately so to clarify,

things bi people are:

thank you for your time

bundibird:

Happy pride!! Remember that Gazans – and Palestinians in the West Bank – are being slaughtered every single day by israel, but that Israel will use this month to try and pinkwash their reputation. Do not let them.

Reminder that Israel claims to be suuuuuuuper LGBT+ friendly, unlike those “”“barbaric palestinians”“” — but if youre a gay in israel, you still can’t even get married to your partner, because all marriages in israel are regulated by religious courts, and none of them recognise same sex unions.

Reminder that Queering the Map has a bunch of entries from queer people in Gaza, one of which is a message to their deceased partner, where they say if they had known that israeli bombs would one day kill their partner, they would have spent the time they had together telling the whole world how much they loved them, and they’re sorry they didn’t.

Do not let Israel con you into thinking that they’re some kind of queer oasis in the middle of the hostile desert of the middle east. Do not let Israel con you into thinking they give a shit about anything other than their own military might. They will feed hets and queers and adults and children alike into a woodchipper if it meant stealing so much as a single extra inch of Palestinian land.

Happy pride, keep your eyes on Rafah. Keep your hearts with the innocent civilians that Israel is slaughtering. Keep your voices on the topic of Palestine.

lovelyheartclover-deactivated20:

karineverse:

LESBIANS!!!!!!! LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!

I FUCK WITH THIS POST! HAPPY YURI DAY TO ME AND ALL THE LESBIANS/SAPPHICS YALL UNDERSTAND ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE /GEN 💕💕💕💕💕💕🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

natjennie:

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

AITA for throwing a man off a bridge?

I'll keep it simple. I'm (28M) essentially stuck in a timeloop repeating the end of the world; I'm currently on the third repetition of it.

I was crossing the bridge shortly after restarting the loop when a man (M, seemed around my age) that I had never seen in any previous turns appeared, needing my help. Not only did he need my help, however, but he knew entirely too much about me, about the world we were in for it to be safe. He claimed to be a prophet.

To test his future sight abilities, I carried him across the bridge, and held him off the ledge, asking whether I would drop him or not. He taunted me and told me I'd drop him, so I let him go, and fall into the water and mouth of a monster beneath the bridge.

It's been two days and he's not out yet. I don't really care if I'm "the asshole" or not, but I'm curious as to what this qualifies me as.

aita-blorbos:

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

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beesinmymoth:

A picture of Lambert and The One Who Waits. Lambert is under his veil, holding his giant face and smiling. ALT
Lambert and Narinder arguing about something. ALT
Lambert and Narinder still arguing about something. ALT
Lambert and Narinder walking. Lambert is talking idly, whilst Narinder looks annoyed. ALT
Lambert and Narinder still walking, but this time Lambert is addressing Narinder directly. Narinder's ears are now pointed upwards, actively listening, and he looks less annoyed. ALT
Narinder, at first looking down at the viewer with a blank expression. He looks soft a moment later, pupils becoming bigger with affection. ALT
Narinder softly kissing Lambert's head. The Red Crown is sighing in relief. ALT

Forgive me, lord, for I have sinned

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beesinmymoth:

A picture of Lambert and The One Who Waits. Lambert is under his veil, holding his giant face and smiling. ALT
Lambert and Narinder arguing about something. ALT
Lambert and Narinder still arguing about something. ALT
Lambert and Narinder walking. Lambert is talking idly, whilst Narinder looks annoyed. ALT
Lambert and Narinder still walking, but this time Lambert is addressing Narinder directly. Narinder's ears are now pointed upwards, actively listening, and he looks less annoyed. ALT
Narinder, at first looking down at the viewer with a blank expression. He looks soft a moment later, pupils becoming bigger with affection. ALT
Narinder softly kissing Lambert's head. The Red Crown is sighing in relief. ALT

Forgive me, lord, for I have sinned

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politijohn:

Source

Source

tapir:

do you agree or disagree or are you neutral on the matter

fullcravings:

Strawberry Crumb Bars

troythecatfish:

Southern Norway has a landmark called Trollpikken. Or The Troll's Dick in English. It was chopped down by some angry local after it started gaining attention, then subsequently re-attached after a fundraiser raised ~$21400 for the procedure

(Wikipedia)

official-penis-posts:

Hurray for the restored Trollpikken!

thymechaos:

luigitornado:

carnival-phantasm:

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.

lucy-is-bored:

certifiedgirlthing:

crowsent:

marisatomay:

anyway

updated version

Tiktok is the British museum of the internet (very derogatory ofc)

boreal-sea:

tboy-pussy:

boreal-sea:

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say “You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-” and my response is “Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden”.

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don’t care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

^^^

perhaps-the-bumbliest-of-bees:

r2d2communism:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

Sexo:

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Masculino

Femenino

Marico (fag)

Lesbiana

Otaku

Asexual

Pokemon

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

princesscolumbia:

demilypyro:

Her house is made of clouds, those are everywhere. All pegasi are shown to be able to move clouds. Rainbow Dash lives in the equivalent of a minecraft dirt house

Okay, and

a.) Have you SEEN some of those Minecraft homes? Even the ones made of dirt?

b.) She has her own rainbow waterfall. That shit aint cheap, and the only place most ponies can get it from are harvesting the color directly from already planted rainbows.

Sorry I’m distracted by how funny that gif is

Corporations on July 1st

sevendurst-deactivated20241019:

i am the worst traits of my mom and my dad stitched together into some creature

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

We’ve all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

So I’ve hidden this reply, both because it’s obnoxious and because I don’t want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don’t know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

We’ve all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

So I’ve hidden this reply, both because it’s obnoxious and because I don’t want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don’t know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

We’ve all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

So I’ve hidden this reply, both because it’s obnoxious and because I don’t want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don’t know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

classic-heavy:

classic-heavy:

don’t you know? voting doesn’t do anything and protesting doesn’t do anything so we should just jack off and pretend to be communist revolutionaries

famously, queer people got the right to marry by asking really nicely and not doing anything to upset the status quo

change is made by people who can’t be bothered and jack themselves with fellow apathetics fully knowing they are hurting other people with their apathy

also just to clarify, i am being extremely sarcastic. reblog info/donation posts, go to any protests nearby, and fucking obviously vote blue this election. if anyone argues with me about that i will rip their flesh off

scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

Mint ought to be the true symbol of resurrection. None of this Jesus stuff.

mini-wrants:

mini-wrants:

A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

Little girls being taught by TikTok at 10 and 12 that they have to have a “beat face” or a “snatched body” to be adequately feminine will go on to become recruiters and HR employees and managers in a decade.

We already know that women who don’t wear makeup are discriminated against in interviews. The next generation of interviewers were raised by Sephora and Ulta; it’s going to get worse, not better, unless there’s a concentrated campaign on breaking the connection between makeup+professionalism.

dragongirlsnout:

lierdumoa:

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20:

Image of a distressed-looking person with curly hair in the front window of a trolley, framed by red text that reads "we all know about the trolley problem." The words "trolley problem" appear to be dripping with blood.ALT
Red text that reads "An impossible scenario of life and death: who do you kill? One innocent orphan boy, or a group of wanted criminals?" accompanied by a drawing of split tracks with an orphan boy on the left and a row of criminals on the right. They are all tied with ropes.ALT
Red text that reads "Your elderly grandma? Or a child you don't know?" On the left is a drawing of a curly-haired smiling old woman, and on the right is a black-haired grinning child. Both have a red, dripping hole in the center of their chests.ALT
Red text that reads "we see it when we vote," then a drawing of a bloody hand with a pen above a ballot. The options are "Dr. Evil" and "Cruella D." The red text continues, "when we buy," with a drawing of another bloody hand holding red-stained cash.ALT
A drawing of a woman lying in bed looking up at her hands as they drip with blood, framed by red text that reads "we dream of it in visions of the apocalypse."ALT
A drawing of a person clutching their own hands, once again covered in blood. A red, dripping "X" is on their chest, and their face is splattered with red as well. They look deeply haunted, and they are surrounded by black scribbly shading. "But at some point," the red text reads, "when we are tired of choosing who deserves to be spared, it becomes relevant to ask..."ALT
A red background behind drawings of faceless people in black suits and white ties, only differentiated by head and facial hair. In the foreground is a fist at someone's side, dripping with blood onto doubly carved-in red text that reads, "who is tying people to the tracks?"ALT

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

I want to remind people that questioning who is tying people to tracks does not untie the people who are already tied to tracks or stop the train in time to save them.

This isn’t to say you shouldn’t question who is tying people to tracks.

But asking a question does not negate the need for action. You still have to act now and choose whichever one of the shitty options currently available to you will result in fewer immediate deaths if you want to have the opportunity to ask questions in the future. Because in order for a question to be answered, it must be loud enough to be heard, and in order for it to be loud enough to be heard, enough people have to ask it, and in order for there to be enough people to ask it, those people have to be fucking alive. Dead people can’t question anything. They’re fucking dead.

Vote like lives depend on it, because they do.

Not only will refusal to vote do nothing to save anyone currently in imminent danger, but it will actually put more even people in danger in the future and make it even harder to save them.

You cannot stop the train from killing people by jumping out the train window yelling, “How did we get here!?”

You can, however, stop future trains from killing people by saving enough people from getting crushed now to organize a class action lawsuit later.

deltamb3r:

Nightmares be feeling all too real nowadays…

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:

owoinginthedark:

As a mass comm major, IF THERE IS SOMETHING UNJUST OR IMMORAL BEING DONE CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION THEY WILL HELP MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

Cities and government agencies HATE bad press. This story that was told to me by the journalist that covered this, and he showed us the piece:

There was a traffic light that was set up on the far side of an overpass, but it was improperly hung so you couldn’t see the light until it was too late. There were accidents there EVERY SINGLE DAY and calls to the city did NOTHING.

Someone had the idea to call the local news station and this dude went out to see. As he was interviewing someone, there was a wreck.

Guess what happened after that piece aired?

Suddenly the city had the time to lower the traffic light and the accidents stopped.

Journalists get a bad rep, and while big stations like Fox deserve it, I think more thought should be given to who you’re actually shitting on when you say “I hate journalists.” Because we’re overworked, underpaid, constantly shit on, but we still do the job because we want to help people. All professional, prestigious journalists that I’ve met hate the government and will do whatever they can to get the information and change that’s needed. Being a journalist is a dangerous profession: at every professional convention I’ve been at there’s a fund for the families of journalists that have been killed (there’s a lot!) and a long memoriam roll.

SUPPORT LOCAL NEWS STATIONS

i-love-linux-and-reject-gender:

andymorin:

ubuntu and arch pride icons :)

btw there is a neofetch that uses pride logos :3

https://github.com/hykilpikonna/hyfetch

victusinveritas:

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here’s to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

homeboygirl:

copycatgirl36:

homeboygirl:

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they’re going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

loser

FUUUUUUUCK !!

fairycosmos:

not to be earnest and sincere but using this site really is starting to feel like a genuinely unique and enjoyable experience compared to most other social media apps and how they operate now. and i think all of the cringe i used to feel at still being on tumblr after all these years is turning into unabashed fondness for the people and the environment on here

same-pic-rick-roll:

the-red-planet-mars:

same-pic-rick-roll:

turnipotentiary:

officialgaryoak:

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you’re vertical. act like it.

Walls get dusty via black magic.

source, rick?

Source.

gayboygaming:

arch-user:

humankk:

melynnwater:

arch-user:

arch-user:

teffiebell:

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?

She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!?!?!?

I cannot stress to you how hard this post broke containment. There are like 600 people that decided to follow me over the course of a day and now there are so many people sending me love and support in my inbox that I’m having a really hard time responding to all of them. Every time I look away from my notifs, I look back, and I have like 99+ new notifs like wtf!

Good for you sister :3

remanence-of-love:

loveridden1999:

not a flop post not to me if my 1 mutual likes it

thememedaddy:

only-cat-memes:

spewingblasphemy:

Art by @shesanargonaut